Ass Eaters Unanimous 16 Review

Reviewed by andyblake  on  12/20/2008

I've seen the first 12 movies in this series, the ones marketed under the "Evolution Erotica" label. But in none of those did Tom Byron get his own ass licked. Other guys did the stud work. Now Tom is marketing under the label "Tom Byron Pictures." (In case anyone ever finds himself playing "Trivial Pursuit: Porn Edition", this is Tom's third label since he left Patrick Collins's Elegant Angel; the first one was "Extreme Associates.") And Tom is once again doing most of the in-front-of-the-camera work himself.

There isn't much to this series, in which Tom Byron caters to a very specialized niche fetish, variously known as ass eating, rimming, salad tossing, etc. That's what this series is about; there is no vaginal penetration (and no anal penetration, except with tongues). These movies feature only rimming and blowjobs.

The gimmick of this particular episode is that each scene features two girls and one guy, whereas most of the previous installments have featured mostly one-on-one action. The great thing about two girls is that it allows a guy to receive a blowjob in front and a rimjob from behind (something I first saw in a Rocco Siffredi movie and thought must be sheer bliss for the guy). To be fair to the women, they have to change places from time to time. This particular form of double teaming is shown repeatedly in this movie.

VIDEO QUALITY:

The CD cover claims that this movie was shot in HD, but you couldn't prove it by me. First of all, it is NOT presented in anamorphic widescreen. It is in 16X9 format, but if you have a very large TV, it will not fill up your screen without lateral stretching and distortion. So an undistorted picture will be an island in the middle of your screen surrounded by black bars on top, bottom, and sides. The video quality is not especially bad, but not really outstanding either.

SCENES:

The first scene features Jandi Lin, Dana DeArmond, and Christian, and it is a great scene, despite the fact that Jandi's back is covered by a giant tattoo of some sort of exotic bird. (Why do people do this to themselves? I pray that this self-mutilation by tattoo is a passing fad, and that it will hurry up and pass already. If a woman is beautiful, a tattoo can only, ONLY diminish her beauty. Period.) There is some real nastiness in this scene. For example, at one point, Dana sticks three fingers up Christian's ass and then feeds them to Jandi. Christian cums while Jandi has her thumb in his ass massaging his prostate and Dana is giving him head; Dana then spits the cum out onto his ass and Jandi laps it up. Awesome scene!

The second scene features Jada Fire, Angels Eyes (a matched set of black women) and Tom Byron. Tom's scenes were pretty repetative: he would rim the girls while they lay back with their legs in the air, then he would have them do the one in front, one in back routine, etc.

The third scene beatures Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hannah and Tom. Of the four scenes with Tom, this was my favorite, probably because the girls were such a contrasting set. Naudia is a short, petite Brunette, where as Darryl is a very tall (5'10"), strapping blonde. Naudia rimmed Darryl for a while before Tom joined them to make a menage a trois.

Scene Four features Carolyn Reese, Flower Tucci and Tom. Carolyn and Flower are a matched set of heavy-ish dirty blondes with big asses.

Scene Five is the second scene with Christian, featuring Adrianna Nicole and Roxy Deville. This was another scorching scene, the highlight of which was when Christian got into the piledriver position, and had the girls rim him in that position. While Adrianna tosses his salad him in the piledriver position, he cums into Roxy's mouth, when then snowballs it into Adrianna's mouth, who then spits into Christian's ass. The girls then poke in deeper. Weird stuff.

Scene Six features Holly Wellin, Paris Gables, and Tom. These are a mathced set of thin dirty blondes. The highlight is when they both try to rim him at the same time.

These are all good scenes but I have to admit that both of Christian's scenes were standouts, better than all four of Tom's scenes.

BONUS MATERIALS:

There are trailers for "Big Ass Fixation #2", "Lord of Asses 9" and "Seasoned Players 5". Judging from these trailers Tom is back to doing most of his own studwork. There is "bonus footage" which actually consists of interviews (not done by Tom) with each set of girls, apparently shot before their scenes began. There is also a photo gallery.

BOTTOM LINE (couldn't resist the pun):

If this is your fetish, you'll like this movie. Tom Byron does this fetish better than anyone else out there.