Reviews of Thomas Zupko Movies with Trailers (21)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Rod Fontana, Claudio, Rebecca Steele, Dino Bravo, Jazmine Cashmere, Vanessa Lane, Trent Soluri, Savannah Stern, Barry Scott, Devon Lee, Marco Banderas, Micky Ray, Justin Snyder, Dylan Hilton
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 4/1/2008
Previews: Previews
Face Bath review summaries:
T0MBOne's
FACE BATH (2008, Hustler) is a messy gonzo creation from director Thomas Zupko. Jazmine Cashmere, Devon Lee, Vanessa Lane, Rebecca Steel, Savannah Stern and a host of guys are the stars. Each scene begins with a gal on a bar counter top as she bathes in a cum concoction swimming around in a clear glass bowl. After the girl makes a mess of herself, (and what she is wearing) a guy enters the scene on the counter top until the xxx action calls for the duo to end up on a bar stool(s) and/or on the floor. The messy business returns at the end of each scene as different guys pop shot onto the the woman's face. [read the full review]
review from 12/22/2008:
FACE BATH (2008, Hustler) is a messy gonzo creation from director Thomas Zupko. Jazmine Cashmere, Devon Lee, Vanessa Lane, Rebecca Steel, Savannah Stern and a host of guys are the stars. Each scene begins with a gal on a bar counter top as she bathes in a cum concoction swimming around in a clear glass bowl. After the girl makes a mess of herself, (and what she is wearing) a guy enters the scene on the counter top until the xxx action calls for the duo to end up on a bar stool(s) and/or on the floor. The messy business returns at the end of each scene as different guys pop shot onto the the woman's face. [read the full review]
Brunettes Eat More Cum review summaries:
paganritual's
Girls beg for cum with the best of them. But when it comes to getting what they asked for there was no follow through- none of these girls ate any cum at all! [read the full review]
review from 5/20/2007:
Girls beg for cum with the best of them. But when it comes to getting what they asked for there was no follow through- none of these girls ate any cum at all! [read the full review]
Butt Buffet 2 review summaries:
barrettman's
What You Get 7 scenes, all anal, all the time. Each scene begins with the girl giving some tease play, and each scene ends with a facial. Babes galore here, Christie Lee, Mia Banng, Roxxy, Sandra....whew. What I Liked No joke here, Sandra Romain in dvd ? = Killer Scene. Nuff said. LOVED that each scene, at the onset includes BOTH female AND male talent involved....'bout damn time, kudos VCA. Mia's scene was pretty boobalicious, as her big naturals were a swayin' & a jigglin' throughout. Much enthusiasm for the anal too, she grinds HARD on Michael's dick in cowgirl anal. The scene started hot too, with Michael finger fucking Mia's ass, then feeding her his fingers.Nice. Did I mention the big, bouncy breastesses ? LOL. Good facial to end things. Been lovin' the heck outta Roxxy Rush this year, & this scene here adds to my love for her. Long dark hair, long legs, lean bod with killer all natural tits. [read the full review]
review from 7/31/2006:
What You Get 7 scenes, all anal, all the time. Each scene begins with the girl giving some tease play, and each scene ends with a facial. Babes galore here, Christie Lee, Mia Banng, Roxxy, Sandra....whew. What I Liked No joke here, Sandra Romain in dvd ? = Killer Scene. Nuff said. LOVED that each scene, at the onset includes BOTH female AND male talent involved....'bout damn time, kudos VCA. Mia's scene was pretty boobalicious, as her big naturals were a swayin' & a jigglin' throughout. Much enthusiasm for the anal too, she grinds HARD on Michael's dick in cowgirl anal. The scene started hot too, with Michael finger fucking Mia's ass, then feeding her his fingers.Nice. Did I mention the big, bouncy breastesses ? LOL. Good facial to end things. Been lovin' the heck outta Roxxy Rush this year, & this scene here adds to my love for her. Long dark hair, long legs, lean bod with killer all natural tits. [read the full review]
Butt Blassted 4 review summaries:
barrettman's
Overview Butts, a good thing. Butts being fucked, a very good thing. Naomi's butt, magically delicious. Toss in cuties Daryn, & Christie ( drool drool) Lee, this looks promising. What I Liked Baby oil. I love baby oil, baby oil makes sex and skin sexy, slippery, and oh so fuckable. So now picture gorgeous ladies Christie and Naomi greased up and good to go, mmmmm, gooood stuff ! Naomi's scene has her writhing around the floor and moaning about ' my ass needs cock daddy', umm, I can do without the ' daddy' thing, but the rest was hot as fuck to see. Then comes the oil, coating her ripe ass, nice and wet, tasty. Lucky dude ( I think it's Van Damage)gets to tap that, but first he takes Naomi's backside in doggy mish while fingering her pucker for the dicking to come. I defy someone from not busting a not from watching Naomi's shiny ass jiggle while her pussy gets fucked, damn. Sho' nuff, 2 minutes later we have dirtbox drilling in doggy,mmmm. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2006:
Overview Butts, a good thing. Butts being fucked, a very good thing. Naomi's butt, magically delicious. Toss in cuties Daryn, & Christie ( drool drool) Lee, this looks promising. What I Liked Baby oil. I love baby oil, baby oil makes sex and skin sexy, slippery, and oh so fuckable. So now picture gorgeous ladies Christie and Naomi greased up and good to go, mmmmm, gooood stuff ! Naomi's scene has her writhing around the floor and moaning about ' my ass needs cock daddy', umm, I can do without the ' daddy' thing, but the rest was hot as fuck to see. Then comes the oil, coating her ripe ass, nice and wet, tasty. Lucky dude ( I think it's Van Damage)gets to tap that, but first he takes Naomi's backside in doggy mish while fingering her pucker for the dicking to come. I defy someone from not busting a not from watching Naomi's shiny ass jiggle while her pussy gets fucked, damn. Sho' nuff, 2 minutes later we have dirtbox drilling in doggy,mmmm. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tyla Wynn, Anthony Rosano, Flower Tucci, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peaches, James Orlando, Jay Stone, Katja Kassin
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 3/17/2006
Previews: Previews
Triumph Of the Tushy review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis The crazy world of Thomas Zupko brings us this mad release, natch. Anthony Rosano plays ' William Wall-ass', yup, a spoof on the ol' ' Braveheart' fame William Wallace. Complete with kilt, bagpipes, & fuzzy beard, Wall-ass appears with heavy fanfare in every scene to save the 'lasses' from limp-dick, overly dramatic, stunt dicks ! Probably the apex of this satirical vibe is found in Katja's scene, as her would-be porn film paramour spouts out the overworked, standard, gonzo stunt-dick cliche's...' keep grinding whore', and, ' who's your' daddy !?' Groan. Katja's non-plussed response to this tripe ? " You don't deserve this ass !" Right on sister ! Good spoofin' Zupko ! The Cast Boner time ! We gots Georgia Peach, Tyla Wynn, Flower Tucci, & the aforementioned Katja Kassin. All hot, and nary an implant to be found. Me likey ! The Sex The sex? No sex here, this is a send-up, a satire. Just kidding, relax. Lots o' good fucking here mate. Every scene has backdoor bangin'. [read the full review]
review from 6/21/2006:
Synopsis The crazy world of Thomas Zupko brings us this mad release, natch. Anthony Rosano plays ' William Wall-ass', yup, a spoof on the ol' ' Braveheart' fame William Wallace. Complete with kilt, bagpipes, & fuzzy beard, Wall-ass appears with heavy fanfare in every scene to save the 'lasses' from limp-dick, overly dramatic, stunt dicks ! Probably the apex of this satirical vibe is found in Katja's scene, as her would-be porn film paramour spouts out the overworked, standard, gonzo stunt-dick cliche's...' keep grinding whore', and, ' who's your' daddy !?' Groan. Katja's non-plussed response to this tripe ? " You don't deserve this ass !" Right on sister ! Good spoofin' Zupko ! The Cast Boner time ! We gots Georgia Peach, Tyla Wynn, Flower Tucci, & the aforementioned Katja Kassin. All hot, and nary an implant to be found. Me likey ! The Sex The sex? No sex here, this is a send-up, a satire. Just kidding, relax. Lots o' good fucking here mate. Every scene has backdoor bangin'. [read the full review]
Butt Buffet review summaries:
barrettman's
Overview A Zupko release usually means a couple things; anal sex, and nasty, nasty talking women. So how's this one shake out ? Let's see. What I Liked This dvd had me once I saw the cast. Kelly Fuck'n Wells, Kat, Kelly Kline, and extremely sexy Adrianna Nicole ? Yes please. Besides, it's 8 girls, all talking nasty ( each scene starts with a tease/dirty talk intro), and all being anally devoured for our entertainment. Need more ? Well... Check out this scene opener from Kelly Kline, " Hey perv are you horny? You like what what you see, you filthy perv ". Great stuff. And it only gets better, energetically fucked by throughout by hubby Richard, this nasty girl ends up her scene by begging for an anal creampie, " Cream my hole, cream my hole !" she cries, dutiful hubby obliges, and we are treated to the sight of Kelly's pretty ass pucker filled with man milk....drip, drip drip. Awesome. More ? Mmmmkay. Here's Kelly....." I don't give a SHIT about you. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2006:
Overview A Zupko release usually means a couple things; anal sex, and nasty, nasty talking women. So how's this one shake out ? Let's see. What I Liked This dvd had me once I saw the cast. Kelly Fuck'n Wells, Kat, Kelly Kline, and extremely sexy Adrianna Nicole ? Yes please. Besides, it's 8 girls, all talking nasty ( each scene starts with a tease/dirty talk intro), and all being anally devoured for our entertainment. Need more ? Well... Check out this scene opener from Kelly Kline, " Hey perv are you horny? You like what what you see, you filthy perv ". Great stuff. And it only gets better, energetically fucked by throughout by hubby Richard, this nasty girl ends up her scene by begging for an anal creampie, " Cream my hole, cream my hole !" she cries, dutiful hubby obliges, and we are treated to the sight of Kelly's pretty ass pucker filled with man milk....drip, drip drip. Awesome. More ? Mmmmkay. Here's Kelly....." I don't give a SHIT about you. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chloe Dior, Avy Scott, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Adrianna Nicole
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 2/21/2006
Previews: Previews
Blondes Eat More Cum review summaries:
dandaman's
Blondes Eat More Cum Studio: Excessive Entertainment Category: Anal , Cumshots Director: Thomas Zupko Starring: Chloe Dior, Avy Scott, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Adrianna Nicole Synopsis The question of the day, for those well literate in the deepest arts and secrets of fundamentalism of this so call life: If blondes eat more cum?, what the brunettes and others variants of babes eat? Less cum or what, this is as intriguing for me that probably won't sleep in a couple of days, waiting for such an answer...... scene 1- Adriana Nicole Giving more orders than General Pershing, this blonde start the parade, she uses her pussy and ask him if he would like to fuck her ass, sure and if not for the fake pop this could be a nice scene, the guy barely put two cents in the cup, then next shot the cup is three quarters full, where the hell were the other 10 guys?. [read the full review]
review from 5/22/2006:
Blondes Eat More Cum Studio: Excessive Entertainment Category: Anal , Cumshots Director: Thomas Zupko Starring: Chloe Dior, Avy Scott, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Adrianna Nicole Synopsis The question of the day, for those well literate in the deepest arts and secrets of fundamentalism of this so call life: If blondes eat more cum?, what the brunettes and others variants of babes eat? Less cum or what, this is as intriguing for me that probably won't sleep in a couple of days, waiting for such an answer...... scene 1- Adriana Nicole Giving more orders than General Pershing, this blonde start the parade, she uses her pussy and ask him if he would like to fuck her ass, sure and if not for the fake pop this could be a nice scene, the guy barely put two cents in the cup, then next shot the cup is three quarters full, where the hell were the other 10 guys?. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Van Damage, Ana Nova, Jason Horne, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 1/24/2006
Previews: Previews
Butt Blassted 3 review summaries:
howie's
Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit. [read the full review]
review from 3/2/2006:
Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Pascal St. James, Ayana Angel, Chloe Black, Marie Luv, Lady Armani, Mya Mason, Marco Banderas, Sasha Rea
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 3/16/2005
Previews: Previews
Big Black Wet Asses 2 review summaries:
JAGnLA's
General Impression I am not one to enjoy some of these singular-themed DVDs. They're often too limiting. I want to see attractive people involved in sex of all kinds...limiting it to only BJs or merely anal just begs boredom for me. However, I stumbled upon Elegant Angels's original in this series and that is where I came to truly appreciate Jada Fire - so I thought I'd give #2 a try. While the all-anal, all oiled-up does get a tad repetitive, director/producer team of Collins and Thomas Zupko give us plenty to keep this interesting! Sex Highlights With Marie Luv, Ayana Angel, and the almost too-cute-for-the room Mya Mason in the cast, this flick offers plenty of fine female form to ogle - and once again, Collins introduces me to a new Ebony beauty in the form of Lady Armani. she is not quite up to Jada's level yet, but her pairing with Mason is inspired . She is a petite, squealing whirling dervish who works very well with Mya. With their opposing complexions and similar bady-types, I found this scene especially appealing visually. [read the full review]
review from 10/14/2005:
General Impression I am not one to enjoy some of these singular-themed DVDs. They're often too limiting. I want to see attractive people involved in sex of all kinds...limiting it to only BJs or merely anal just begs boredom for me. However, I stumbled upon Elegant Angels's original in this series and that is where I came to truly appreciate Jada Fire - so I thought I'd give #2 a try. While the all-anal, all oiled-up does get a tad repetitive, director/producer team of Collins and Thomas Zupko give us plenty to keep this interesting! Sex Highlights With Marie Luv, Ayana Angel, and the almost too-cute-for-the room Mya Mason in the cast, this flick offers plenty of fine female form to ogle - and once again, Collins introduces me to a new Ebony beauty in the form of Lady Armani. she is not quite up to Jada's level yet, but her pairing with Mason is inspired . She is a petite, squealing whirling dervish who works very well with Mya. With their opposing complexions and similar bady-types, I found this scene especially appealing visually. [read the full review]
picman's
Prologue This is the second volume of this series. The first was a decent effort, but I found it lacking in some areas. This particular cast appeals to me at least as much as the last one, containing my "it" girl of the moment, Marie Luv. Mya Mason is also a most appealing little piece of fluff but she doesn't have the requisite booty for a scene of her own. That's ok because Lady Armani is a beautiful and sexy woman in her own right. Ayana Angel needs no introduction either. If you don't know her, you should. Regal beauty and a ripped body. She can be more woman than most men can handle. Chloe Black and Sasha Rea are new to me, and I believe the overall quality of this video will hinge on their scenes. Our first scene is with a dirty ass filthy ho that loves to fuck. At least that's what Chloe Black has to say about herself. She definitely has the requisite ass, and it's greased to perfection. [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2005:
Prologue This is the second volume of this series. The first was a decent effort, but I found it lacking in some areas. This particular cast appeals to me at least as much as the last one, containing my "it" girl of the moment, Marie Luv. Mya Mason is also a most appealing little piece of fluff but she doesn't have the requisite booty for a scene of her own. That's ok because Lady Armani is a beautiful and sexy woman in her own right. Ayana Angel needs no introduction either. If you don't know her, you should. Regal beauty and a ripped body. She can be more woman than most men can handle. Chloe Black and Sasha Rea are new to me, and I believe the overall quality of this video will hinge on their scenes. Our first scene is with a dirty ass filthy ho that loves to fuck. At least that's what Chloe Black has to say about herself. She definitely has the requisite ass, and it's greased to perfection. [read the full review]
Miroku's
Big Black Wet Asses 2 Reviewer's Tilt Likes Mature women. Expert and professional performers. The girl should know how to give it up for the camera. Two assertive women on one guy. Big, round, plump asses. Black/Latina lesbian sex. Appropriate atmosphere and setups. Just throwing people together and having them fuck is not erotic to me. There should be some context and the performers should appear to want each other. Dislikes Young girls, barely legal girls. Trashy, slutty, or ghetto women. DP's Double cock sucking. (Two in the mouth at the same time.) Two (or more) guys on one girl. Anal gaping. I'm not a proctologist and I don't care for the colorectal exams. Spitting. [read the full review]
review from 5/18/2005:
Big Black Wet Asses 2 Reviewer's Tilt Likes Mature women. Expert and professional performers. The girl should know how to give it up for the camera. Two assertive women on one guy. Big, round, plump asses. Black/Latina lesbian sex. Appropriate atmosphere and setups. Just throwing people together and having them fuck is not erotic to me. There should be some context and the performers should appear to want each other. Dislikes Young girls, barely legal girls. Trashy, slutty, or ghetto women. DP's Double cock sucking. (Two in the mouth at the same time.) Two (or more) guys on one girl. Anal gaping. I'm not a proctologist and I don't care for the colorectal exams. Spitting. [read the full review]
(3.9 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Boby, Katka, Katarina, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Tiana Lynn, J.J.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 3/5/2005
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses 6 review summaries:
All reviews of Big Wet Asses 6
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 131 min. Production Date: 1 / 28 / 2005 Director: Thomas Zupko Cast: Tiana Lynn, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Sandra Kay, Katka, JJ, Boby, and Jake Malone The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Zupko, and his reputation along with Tiana taking it in her shitpussy is all I need to know that Im going into this one with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but nowhere near as good as I expected. Who Should Watch It : Anal fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something unique or with a lot of variety The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Big Wet Asses 6 has the best technical aspects Ive seen from Elegant Angel in a heck of a long time, if not ever. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, although there are a few background noises in one of the scenes. The video is also very well done. It doesnt have the colored bars on the edge of the screen that I always associated with an Elegant Angel DVD, and theres barely even any grain. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 131 min. Production Date: 1 / 28 / 2005 Director: Thomas Zupko Cast: Tiana Lynn, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Sandra Kay, Katka, JJ, Boby, and Jake Malone The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Zupko, and his reputation along with Tiana taking it in her shitpussy is all I need to know that Im going into this one with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but nowhere near as good as I expected. Who Should Watch It : Anal fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something unique or with a lot of variety The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Big Wet Asses 6 has the best technical aspects Ive seen from Elegant Angel in a heck of a long time, if not ever. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, although there are a few background noises in one of the scenes. The video is also very well done. It doesnt have the colored bars on the edge of the screen that I always associated with an Elegant Angel DVD, and theres barely even any grain. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
ADT probably doesnt need another Big Wet Asses review (this will be the 4th and the others are done by much better reviewers) but it is an impressive enough title to rave about. The name is a bit of a misnomer, as the asses arent wet with water, but are soaked with oil. But Big Greasy Oily Asses maybe doesnt sounds so great (actually I think its just fine). Now, the next question is: are these gigantic rumps all lumpy and gross? Nah. Luckily this isnt a title that pays homage to that wide load butt that we all know surely everyone has had a grade school teacher that was nearly as wide as she was tall and always needed to wear (for some reason) odd colored (and tight) polyester pantaloons instead these gals just have pleasantly ample butts. Or maybe its a camera illusion? Anyhow, I had long delayed renting this release after being disappointed by the last few (I thought parts 1 and 2 were excellent though) but this one recaptured all the past glory for me. [read the full review]
review from 9/5/2005:
ADT probably doesnt need another Big Wet Asses review (this will be the 4th and the others are done by much better reviewers) but it is an impressive enough title to rave about. The name is a bit of a misnomer, as the asses arent wet with water, but are soaked with oil. But Big Greasy Oily Asses maybe doesnt sounds so great (actually I think its just fine). Now, the next question is: are these gigantic rumps all lumpy and gross? Nah. Luckily this isnt a title that pays homage to that wide load butt that we all know surely everyone has had a grade school teacher that was nearly as wide as she was tall and always needed to wear (for some reason) odd colored (and tight) polyester pantaloons instead these gals just have pleasantly ample butts. Or maybe its a camera illusion? Anyhow, I had long delayed renting this release after being disappointed by the last few (I thought parts 1 and 2 were excellent though) but this one recaptured all the past glory for me. [read the full review]
MLyons'
[ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #6 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Tiana Lynn, Angel Dark, Katka, Sandra De Marco, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, JJ. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2005:
[ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #6 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Tiana Lynn, Angel Dark, Katka, Sandra De Marco, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, JJ. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. [read the full review]
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: George Uhl, Anastasia Christ, Tiana Lynn, J.J., Bobi, Bosch, Helena Halle
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Release date: 1/27/2005
Previews: Previews
Supersquirt: Open the Flood Gates review summaries:
All reviews of Supersquirt: Open the Flood Gates
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 12 / 25 / 2004 Director: William H. and Thomas Zupko Cast: Tiana Lynn, Anastasia Christ, Tori, Boby, Bosch, George Uhl, and JJ The Short Story Initial Expectations: Tiana has amazed me pretty much right from the start. I dont know whats taken me so long to get to this one, but Im going in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot and a must see for all Tiana Lynn fans! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who's a fan of female ejaculation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and unlike many movies shot overseas, there's no background noises or anything else to interfere with the action. The video is just as well done, which shouldn't be a surprise with people like Zupko and William H. behind the camera. It's nicely lit and free of motion, with just a hint of grain to make it look slightly artistic. [read the full review]
review from 7/20/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 12 / 25 / 2004 Director: William H. and Thomas Zupko Cast: Tiana Lynn, Anastasia Christ, Tori, Boby, Bosch, George Uhl, and JJ The Short Story Initial Expectations: Tiana has amazed me pretty much right from the start. I dont know whats taken me so long to get to this one, but Im going in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot and a must see for all Tiana Lynn fans! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who's a fan of female ejaculation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and unlike many movies shot overseas, there's no background noises or anything else to interfere with the action. The video is just as well done, which shouldn't be a surprise with people like Zupko and William H. behind the camera. It's nicely lit and free of motion, with just a hint of grain to make it look slightly artistic. [read the full review]
MLyons'
[ /image ] --> Supersquirt Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko & William H. Cast Tiana Lynn, Anastacia Christ, George Uni, Tom, Bobi, Bosch, JJ. Genre Squirting, All Sex Condoms One condom is used in the final scene. Female Orgasms Lots of squirting, and possible orgasms. THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Fans of Tiana Lynn, squirting, and/or just some good old, high-energy fuckfests. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who don't like squirting, don't like Tiana Lynn (shame on you!), or who are looking for a lot of anal or pre-choreographed, act-specific porn. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about th [read the full review]
review from 3/11/2005:
[ /image ] --> Supersquirt Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko & William H. Cast Tiana Lynn, Anastacia Christ, George Uni, Tom, Bobi, Bosch, JJ. Genre Squirting, All Sex Condoms One condom is used in the final scene. Female Orgasms Lots of squirting, and possible orgasms. THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Fans of Tiana Lynn, squirting, and/or just some good old, high-energy fuckfests. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who don't like squirting, don't like Tiana Lynn (shame on you!), or who are looking for a lot of anal or pre-choreographed, act-specific porn. REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL: Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about th [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
The strangest thing happened with this dvd. While trying to watch it on my notebook computer, the drive wouldn't play it and made a weird sound rejecting the disc. Not knowing what happened, I examined the disk and saw deep scratches. I managed to play the dvd in a regular player but it would hesitate in many spots in the video but managed to basically get the gist of this video. Well I had bitched about Cum Rain and Cum Shine about Tiana Lynn's supporting cast and this movie can be considered Tiana goes to the Czech republic. Unlike CRCS, Tiana doesn't share the spotlight with anyone inferior to her. Her Czech supporting cast is pretty... well at least the chicks. It was weird seeing the standard euro guys boning Tiana though. My favourite scene was split between the first where it was almost like a BTS where Tiana is shown freezing her ass off in I guess Prague and this one scene where she pours beer on herself. [read the full review]
review from 3/6/2005:
The strangest thing happened with this dvd. While trying to watch it on my notebook computer, the drive wouldn't play it and made a weird sound rejecting the disc. Not knowing what happened, I examined the disk and saw deep scratches. I managed to play the dvd in a regular player but it would hesitate in many spots in the video but managed to basically get the gist of this video. Well I had bitched about Cum Rain and Cum Shine about Tiana Lynn's supporting cast and this movie can be considered Tiana goes to the Czech republic. Unlike CRCS, Tiana doesn't share the spotlight with anyone inferior to her. Her Czech supporting cast is pretty... well at least the chicks. It was weird seeing the standard euro guys boning Tiana though. My favourite scene was split between the first where it was almost like a BTS where Tiana is shown freezing her ass off in I guess Prague and this one scene where she pours beer on herself. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Boby, George Uhl, Stacy Silver, Laura Lion, Anastasia Christ, Nikki Sun, Simone Peach, J.J.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 1/12/2005
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses 5 review summaries:
All reviews of Big Wet Asses 5
MLyons'
[ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #5 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Stacy Silver, Anastacia Christ, Laura Lion, Simone Peach, Nikki Sun, J.J., Bobby, George Uhl. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2005:
[ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #5 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko Cast Stacy Silver, Anastacia Christ, Laura Lion, Simone Peach, Nikki Sun, J.J., Bobby, George Uhl. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. [read the full review]
mr october's
BIG WET ASSES 5 Directed by Thomas Zupko. This is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. All scenes except scene one, skip vaginal sex entirely and go straight to anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. All scenes begin with a few minutes of tease and masturbation. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko still includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, hardhats, and rubber gloves, but these are all removed early during each scene. As far as ass and anal themed movies, I would rank this series very highly. The fact that nearly all scenes skip vaginal sex entirely and go straight to anal sex makes me want to recommend this one even more. I am always more pleased to see anal scenes of this type as opposed to those which devote half or more of the scene to vaginal sex. SCENE 1: Stacy Silver with one male. [read the full review]
review from 3/18/2005:
BIG WET ASSES 5 Directed by Thomas Zupko. This is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. All scenes except scene one, skip vaginal sex entirely and go straight to anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. All scenes begin with a few minutes of tease and masturbation. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko still includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, hardhats, and rubber gloves, but these are all removed early during each scene. As far as ass and anal themed movies, I would rank this series very highly. The fact that nearly all scenes skip vaginal sex entirely and go straight to anal sex makes me want to recommend this one even more. I am always more pleased to see anal scenes of this type as opposed to those which devote half or more of the scene to vaginal sex. SCENE 1: Stacy Silver with one male. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Ok here goes another Zupko title for your consideration. The title gives away the focus for this one, Big Wet Asses but what it doesn't state is these girls are all blessed with matching big tits so therein lies a dilemma for our esteemed director. You need to give the viewer lots of butt shots naturally and with plenty of wetness but with those big bodacious tata's plainly visible also you need to balance in some good tit shots. Let's see how good a job Thomas did. Stacy Silver: Here we have a good looking blond Euro girl who I just recently reviewed her Private Life Of disc. Here Stacy is sportin a hot purple number which nicely hugs her tits and the first words out of her mouth ask us if we like those big breasts and I think a lot of hands would be raised up if they weren't busy doing something else. Stacy quickly turns around though to give us some bootie shots and I loved how she slowly lifts her dress up until her butt cheeks are visible. The pulsing music playing along also was good. [read the full review]
review from 3/8/2005:
Ok here goes another Zupko title for your consideration. The title gives away the focus for this one, Big Wet Asses but what it doesn't state is these girls are all blessed with matching big tits so therein lies a dilemma for our esteemed director. You need to give the viewer lots of butt shots naturally and with plenty of wetness but with those big bodacious tata's plainly visible also you need to balance in some good tit shots. Let's see how good a job Thomas did. Stacy Silver: Here we have a good looking blond Euro girl who I just recently reviewed her Private Life Of disc. Here Stacy is sportin a hot purple number which nicely hugs her tits and the first words out of her mouth ask us if we like those big breasts and I think a lot of hands would be raised up if they weren't busy doing something else. Stacy quickly turns around though to give us some bootie shots and I loved how she slowly lifts her dress up until her butt cheeks are visible. The pulsing music playing along also was good. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen Hayes, Diamond Foxxx, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Joe Rock, Daphne Rosen, Brooke Banner
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 11/12/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Tits (Elegant Angel) review summaries:
Linus'
Big Wet Tits - Initial Thoughts It's been a while since I've seen a Thomas Zupko film, so I figured it was about time I checked out what he's up to lately, and If you've ever read one of my reviews, you know I'm a sucker for great breasts. I fell for the trap with the cast in this one, a couple of my favorite girls going are in it, and I'm happy I got sucked in. This is a pretty good tit disc. Wet tits are the key, and they mean wet tits, there are some fantastic mams in this one and they all get good and oiled up and get plenty of good screentime on thier own. I like the style this disc has, they put in some good editing cuts to stylize things and put in some driving tunes. Brian Surewood is the lone woodman in this one, and he does a fine job on both the sexual side and the entertaining guy getting pushed around, sworn at, pain fully teased by some nasty talking big breasted vixens, and just being goofy. The extras compliment the film nicely and even feature a hidden suprise. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2005:
Big Wet Tits - Initial Thoughts It's been a while since I've seen a Thomas Zupko film, so I figured it was about time I checked out what he's up to lately, and If you've ever read one of my reviews, you know I'm a sucker for great breasts. I fell for the trap with the cast in this one, a couple of my favorite girls going are in it, and I'm happy I got sucked in. This is a pretty good tit disc. Wet tits are the key, and they mean wet tits, there are some fantastic mams in this one and they all get good and oiled up and get plenty of good screentime on thier own. I like the style this disc has, they put in some good editing cuts to stylize things and put in some driving tunes. Brian Surewood is the lone woodman in this one, and he does a fine job on both the sexual side and the entertaining guy getting pushed around, sworn at, pain fully teased by some nasty talking big breasted vixens, and just being goofy. The extras compliment the film nicely and even feature a hidden suprise. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Welcome to a dvd which combines two of porns better features. You get big tits which lots of people love seeing then you add to it by getting those boobs wet. Lots to do then and with the shiny finish your cock should be feeling pretty good come time to release! This particular dvd gives us another chance to oogle the wonderful tits of Miss Sammie Rhodes and also another chance to see her suck cock. Though by the time all the dvds she shot sucking cock before she stopped might still be coming out by the time she decides to go back,hehe. You also have the busty black woman Carmen in this and Brooke who has spurred a few discussions on Adultdvdtalk is also gracing the screen for this one. So I say let's get to it. Diamond Foxxx: This scene starts with Diamond sitting down and giving Brian Surewood the business but all he seems intent on is staring at her tits which are spilling out of the shirt she has on. Brian has the real ogre stare down pat and it must work as Diamond starts showing off more and more of her tits until she's pulled them out. [read the full review]
review from 2/20/2005:
Welcome to a dvd which combines two of porns better features. You get big tits which lots of people love seeing then you add to it by getting those boobs wet. Lots to do then and with the shiny finish your cock should be feeling pretty good come time to release! This particular dvd gives us another chance to oogle the wonderful tits of Miss Sammie Rhodes and also another chance to see her suck cock. Though by the time all the dvds she shot sucking cock before she stopped might still be coming out by the time she decides to go back,hehe. You also have the busty black woman Carmen in this and Brooke who has spurred a few discussions on Adultdvdtalk is also gracing the screen for this one. So I say let's get to it. Diamond Foxxx: This scene starts with Diamond sitting down and giving Brian Surewood the business but all he seems intent on is staring at her tits which are spilling out of the shirt she has on. Brian has the real ogre stare down pat and it must work as Diamond starts showing off more and more of her tits until she's pulled them out. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Vanessa, Jada Fire, Jada, Vanessa Blue, Persia, Brett Rockman, Sascha, Joe Monti, Sydnee Capri, Vanessa Mae, Marco Banderas, Lanaya
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 10/22/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Black Wet Asses review summaries:
picman's
Prologue When discussing big asses, black women have to be reckoned with. The stereotype is as potent as black men with big dicks. I don't really approve of pornographic apartheid, but I also don't study marketing or care about demographics. In a perfect world we would be presented with these women simply because they're beautiful, or great performers, or totally nasty and they'd be integrated into any given title. I'm sorry if this sounds like a misguided application of ideals from the 60's but porn loves to keep these stereotypes alive and people think they're promoting social harmony by producing interracial titles. I don't mean to lay this on Zupko and Elegant Angel. Everybody is involved, including (especially) the fans. We keep treating people of different races and nationalities like they were a different species. Yes, I want to see big black wet asses, and white ones, and brown ones, and yellow, too. [read the full review]
review from 1/29/2005:
Prologue When discussing big asses, black women have to be reckoned with. The stereotype is as potent as black men with big dicks. I don't really approve of pornographic apartheid, but I also don't study marketing or care about demographics. In a perfect world we would be presented with these women simply because they're beautiful, or great performers, or totally nasty and they'd be integrated into any given title. I'm sorry if this sounds like a misguided application of ideals from the 60's but porn loves to keep these stereotypes alive and people think they're promoting social harmony by producing interracial titles. I don't mean to lay this on Zupko and Elegant Angel. Everybody is involved, including (especially) the fans. We keep treating people of different races and nationalities like they were a different species. Yes, I want to see big black wet asses, and white ones, and brown ones, and yellow, too. [read the full review]
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Venus, Brett Rockman, Jamie Brooks, Isabel Ice, Makayla Cox, Isobel, Genesis Skye
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 10/16/2004
Previews: Previews
Ass Quake (Elegant Angel) review summaries:
All reviews of Ass Quake (Elegant Angel)
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
Ass Quake Ring The Alarm & Head For Shelter Director: Thomas Zupko Studio: Elegant Angel Running: 120 min. est Genre: Gonzo - Anal Release: September 2004 Im not even going to pretend to tell you what an Ass Quake is. Prince had an underground hit in the late 80s called House Quake, but that was just ghetto slang for House Party. Based on the fact that no sequel ever came from this title Neither Zupko or EA had any idea what an Ass Quake was either. Scene Breakdowns: Makayla Cox This was a girl was a damn near flawless figure. She had beautiful skin, hair, eyes, lips, breast, and about 90 ghetto ass. If Makayla cant put you on swole, porn aint your bag. According to the box this scene boasted 7 anal positions. [read the full review]
review from 1/5/2006:
Ass Quake Ring The Alarm & Head For Shelter Director: Thomas Zupko Studio: Elegant Angel Running: 120 min. est Genre: Gonzo - Anal Release: September 2004 Im not even going to pretend to tell you what an Ass Quake is. Prince had an underground hit in the late 80s called House Quake, but that was just ghetto slang for House Party. Based on the fact that no sequel ever came from this title Neither Zupko or EA had any idea what an Ass Quake was either. Scene Breakdowns: Makayla Cox This was a girl was a damn near flawless figure. She had beautiful skin, hair, eyes, lips, breast, and about 90 ghetto ass. If Makayla cant put you on swole, porn aint your bag. According to the box this scene boasted 7 anal positions. [read the full review]
Tongue in Groove's
Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers. The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2005:
Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers. The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we go with another bootie themed title but it's directed by Zupko so I would suspect the butt plugging to be a bit more on the rough side and I see there are some girls here who definitely can handle their asses being reamed pretty hard. I see no need to dilly dally so let's feel the burn as some asses get destroyed. Makayla Cox: We start this first scene in a bar and Sascha is sitting there talking to the candle holders while swigging a drink. Makayla then walks up wearing some nice mesh clothing and her hands are feeling nicely over her tits which are poking through the material. Makayla then pulls her top up so we see those hot tits then she lowers her bottoms so her bootie gets some camera lovin. There is some finger play to her ass with Miss Cox licking those fingers all the while Sascha sits and watches but finally he gets in there burying his face in her ass. The fucking soon gets going with some doggie anal and I liked the close side view Zupko gives us. The pace is pretty fast and they soon change to RCA with some nice titty movement. [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2004:
Here we go with another bootie themed title but it's directed by Zupko so I would suspect the butt plugging to be a bit more on the rough side and I see there are some girls here who definitely can handle their asses being reamed pretty hard. I see no need to dilly dally so let's feel the burn as some asses get destroyed. Makayla Cox: We start this first scene in a bar and Sascha is sitting there talking to the candle holders while swigging a drink. Makayla then walks up wearing some nice mesh clothing and her hands are feeling nicely over her tits which are poking through the material. Makayla then pulls her top up so we see those hot tits then she lowers her bottoms so her bootie gets some camera lovin. There is some finger play to her ass with Miss Cox licking those fingers all the while Sascha sits and watches but finally he gets in there burying his face in her ass. The fucking soon gets going with some doggie anal and I liked the close side view Zupko gives us. The pace is pretty fast and they soon change to RCA with some nice titty movement. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony T., Mika Tan, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven, Pandora Dreams, Xana Star, Sara Jay
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 8/24/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses 4 review summaries:
picman's
Prologue Since Thomas Zupko started to oil up the best asses in porn and show their owners getting fucked silly, Elegant Angel has had one of it's most talked about and revered series. This volume contains the awesome derriere of Buttwoman herself, Lauren Phoenix. She's paired up with Katrina Kraven, an ass lover's delight in her own right. Pandora Dreams and Sara Jay have been getting a lot of pub on the ADT boards for their assets and Mika Tan is a particular favorite of mine. Xana Star is a wild card for me, but her picture on the back of the DVD box looks good. I'm stoked. Let the debauchery begin. Lauren Phoenix and Katrina Kraven A quick cut montage of the girls showing off their oiled up asses and talking smack. Then they're together and rubbing those amazing asses together in an obscene ass dance. So hot. Lauren turns around and starts to toss Katrina's salad. Tony T is sitting above them, squirting oil on them with a dildo gun. Then with a super soaker. [read the full review]
review from 10/6/2004:
Prologue Since Thomas Zupko started to oil up the best asses in porn and show their owners getting fucked silly, Elegant Angel has had one of it's most talked about and revered series. This volume contains the awesome derriere of Buttwoman herself, Lauren Phoenix. She's paired up with Katrina Kraven, an ass lover's delight in her own right. Pandora Dreams and Sara Jay have been getting a lot of pub on the ADT boards for their assets and Mika Tan is a particular favorite of mine. Xana Star is a wild card for me, but her picture on the back of the DVD box looks good. I'm stoked. Let the debauchery begin. Lauren Phoenix and Katrina Kraven A quick cut montage of the girls showing off their oiled up asses and talking smack. Then they're together and rubbing those amazing asses together in an obscene ass dance. So hot. Lauren turns around and starts to toss Katrina's salad. Tony T is sitting above them, squirting oil on them with a dildo gun. Then with a super soaker. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Dic Tracy, Thomas Zupko, Cailey Taylor, Jayna Oso, Lena Juliett, Tyla Wynn
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 6/3/2004
Previews: Previews
A Line, The review summaries:
Coyote22's
INITIAL THOUGHTS: Elegant Angel is a company that brings out many types of films for many different tastes and fetishes and continues to deliver. In this title the women are without money needing a ride and can only offer their asses for currency! The title offers some good casting as well as some great snapshots on the back of the cover! VIDEO/AUDIO: Mostly in full frame with some widescreen throughout and was just as good as one would expect from Elegant Angel. The audio was just as good as any Elegant Angel release. RUNTIME: 2 Hours 16 Minutes & 07 Seconds THEMES: Oral, Anal, PTM, ATM, Rimming (f/m, m/f), Toys, Gaping, Slapping, Spitting, Rough Sex, EXTRAS: Trailers (big wet asses 2, dr. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2004:
INITIAL THOUGHTS: Elegant Angel is a company that brings out many types of films for many different tastes and fetishes and continues to deliver. In this title the women are without money needing a ride and can only offer their asses for currency! The title offers some good casting as well as some great snapshots on the back of the cover! VIDEO/AUDIO: Mostly in full frame with some widescreen throughout and was just as good as one would expect from Elegant Angel. The audio was just as good as any Elegant Angel release. RUNTIME: 2 Hours 16 Minutes & 07 Seconds THEMES: Oral, Anal, PTM, ATM, Rimming (f/m, m/f), Toys, Gaping, Slapping, Spitting, Rough Sex, EXTRAS: Trailers (big wet asses 2, dr. [read the full review]
picman's
Prologue Thomas Zupko seems to have resurrected his career at Elegant Angel. He has become one of their primary directors, most notably with his Big Wet Asses line. This title seems to revolve around railroad tracks and it employs a couple of my favorite women, Jayna Oso and Roxanne Hall. Tyla Wynn and Lena Juliette are serious eye candy as well. Let's see what kind of craziness Zupko has to offer. Lena Juliette The video starts with a railroad motif and Roxanne Hall is dressed as a trash talking engineer with Dick Tracy playing the conductor.Lena Juliette is crawling along some tracks outside a small railroad station. She walks up to the window and Brian Surewood is inside pulling his pud, smoking crack(?) and ranting like a wild man. Lena is playing with her tits in the window. She rubs her naughty bits against the window and finally gets Brian's attention. He sticks his cock into her mouth and gets some nice no hands head. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2004:
Prologue Thomas Zupko seems to have resurrected his career at Elegant Angel. He has become one of their primary directors, most notably with his Big Wet Asses line. This title seems to revolve around railroad tracks and it employs a couple of my favorite women, Jayna Oso and Roxanne Hall. Tyla Wynn and Lena Juliette are serious eye candy as well. Let's see what kind of craziness Zupko has to offer. Lena Juliette The video starts with a railroad motif and Roxanne Hall is dressed as a trash talking engineer with Dick Tracy playing the conductor.Lena Juliette is crawling along some tracks outside a small railroad station. She walks up to the window and Brian Surewood is inside pulling his pud, smoking crack(?) and ranting like a wild man. Lena is playing with her tits in the window. She rubs her naughty bits against the window and finally gets Brian's attention. He sticks his cock into her mouth and gets some nice no hands head. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Angelica Sin, Tony T., Chloe Dior, Olivia O'Lovely, Vicky Vette, Mia Bangg
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 5/4/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses 3 review summaries:
Nutty Buddy's
Big Wet Asses #3 Cast: Olivia O' Lovely, Vicky Vette, Chloe Dior, Angelica Sin, Mia Bangg & Tony T. Director: Zupko Studio: Elegant Angel Duration: 2:18:00 This will be a quick review. I had to check this out. This wasn't exactly the hottest ass fucking flick I've ever seen but it's definitely arousing. The second scene with Vickey Vette is the best imo. Every scene starts out with a lengthy tease. Olivia O' Lovely had the best tease hands down but Vicky Vette's scene is easily the best overall. This Tony T. guy is about his business and really delivers. Normally the same guy in every scene annoys me. Nothing but stiff ass fucking and yes, big wet asses. There's some good angles and good editing. Buying this shouldn't be a problem. [read the full review]
review from 1/1/2005:
Big Wet Asses #3 Cast: Olivia O' Lovely, Vicky Vette, Chloe Dior, Angelica Sin, Mia Bangg & Tony T. Director: Zupko Studio: Elegant Angel Duration: 2:18:00 This will be a quick review. I had to check this out. This wasn't exactly the hottest ass fucking flick I've ever seen but it's definitely arousing. The second scene with Vickey Vette is the best imo. Every scene starts out with a lengthy tease. Olivia O' Lovely had the best tease hands down but Vicky Vette's scene is easily the best overall. This Tony T. guy is about his business and really delivers. Normally the same guy in every scene annoys me. Nothing but stiff ass fucking and yes, big wet asses. There's some good angles and good editing. Buying this shouldn't be a problem. [read the full review]
barry g's
Big wet asses is a good movies with mia bangg and olivia o'lovely stealing the show. Mia Bangg leads off with her awesome natural titties and her booming backside that just looks delicious. The plot of the scene is made to resemble scarface with the flour un the table(at least I hope it's flour. Can anyone spell DEA) After a good blowjob Mia bangg uses her awesome to rock Tony's world. When they get down to anal. well let's just say her big butt is up to the task. [read the full review]
review from 10/5/2004:
Big wet asses is a good movies with mia bangg and olivia o'lovely stealing the show. Mia Bangg leads off with her awesome natural titties and her booming backside that just looks delicious. The plot of the scene is made to resemble scarface with the flour un the table(at least I hope it's flour. Can anyone spell DEA) After a good blowjob Mia bangg uses her awesome to rock Tony's world. When they get down to anal. well let's just say her big butt is up to the task. [read the full review]
pornopunk's
Big Wet Asses 3 promises lots of big wet asses. If its anything like the first two movies from this series, I bet it delivers. With Tony T taking on the duties as prop dick, we are in for a big butt blasting good time! All scenes start with a solo tease dance followed by some silly stuff from Tony, followed by the girl being oiled up. Im focusing my review on the action. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Mia Bangg, Tony T) Mia is an average looking girl with frizzy/curly blonde hair. She has a nice voluptuous body with big fake tits. For the oral, she takes a rough throat fuck while Tony grabs her by the hair. Their is also a lot of forced deepthroating. Next, she gets on top for some cowgirl. She's got a big ass and it jiggles as she gets banged pretty hard. Its not long before her ass gets boned in reverse cowgirl. Her tits do the bouncey, bouncey thing and the camera work is great. Her ass gets more abuse in a hard doggie fuck. She lays on her side and sticks her butt out to be blasted some more. [read the full review]
review from 6/13/2004:
Big Wet Asses 3 promises lots of big wet asses. If its anything like the first two movies from this series, I bet it delivers. With Tony T taking on the duties as prop dick, we are in for a big butt blasting good time! All scenes start with a solo tease dance followed by some silly stuff from Tony, followed by the girl being oiled up. Im focusing my review on the action. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Mia Bangg, Tony T) Mia is an average looking girl with frizzy/curly blonde hair. She has a nice voluptuous body with big fake tits. For the oral, she takes a rough throat fuck while Tony grabs her by the hair. Their is also a lot of forced deepthroating. Next, she gets on top for some cowgirl. She's got a big ass and it jiggles as she gets banged pretty hard. Its not long before her ass gets boned in reverse cowgirl. Her tits do the bouncey, bouncey thing and the camera work is great. Her ass gets more abuse in a hard doggie fuck. She lays on her side and sticks her butt out to be blasted some more. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Release date: 3/20/2004
Previews: Previews
Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Sodomania #42 is a typical Patrick Collins production. That is, its full of bizarre setups and hot sex. In the first vignette, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger are students whove been called into teacher Randy Spears classroom for disciplinary reasons. They turn the tables on Randy when they discover girls panties in his desk drawer. After humiliating him for a while, they attack him. Neither girl has skipped too many meals recently, but their plumpness is hardly noticed once they start sucking and fucking. They both take it up the ass and do some A2M. Brunette Melanie takes the facial and blonde Alicia is there to lick the cum from her mug and give Randy a little PCH. Cute, thin, bespectacled brunette Jassie enters Arnold Schwartzenpeckers home for some reason (the audio was inaudible) and almost immediately goes down on him. She rides him CG displaying a terrific ass. When she turns around for RC, its porn perfection as she slides up and down his cock in perfect harmony to his thrusts. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2004:
Sodomania #42 is a typical Patrick Collins production. That is, its full of bizarre setups and hot sex. In the first vignette, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger are students whove been called into teacher Randy Spears classroom for disciplinary reasons. They turn the tables on Randy when they discover girls panties in his desk drawer. After humiliating him for a while, they attack him. Neither girl has skipped too many meals recently, but their plumpness is hardly noticed once they start sucking and fucking. They both take it up the ass and do some A2M. Brunette Melanie takes the facial and blonde Alicia is there to lick the cum from her mug and give Randy a little PCH. Cute, thin, bespectacled brunette Jassie enters Arnold Schwartzenpeckers home for some reason (the audio was inaudible) and almost immediately goes down on him. She rides him CG displaying a terrific ass. When she turns around for RC, its porn perfection as she slides up and down his cock in perfect harmony to his thrusts. [read the full review]
picman's
Prologue Sodomania is a collection of scenes having nothing to do with each other and directed by the various directors at Elegant Angel. I believe that Patrick Collins does two scenes as does William H. and Zupko has one. The female cast is impressive. Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Jassie, Katin, Christie Lee, Roxanne Hall, Rita Faltayano and a cameo by Squirtwoman herself, Cytherea. Worth a watch, don't you think? Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger The Black Hole Alicia and Melanie have been ordered into school on a Saturday to have a meeting with their teacher, Randy Spears, about their grades. Melanie, being the scamp that she is, peeks into teacher's desk before he arrives and finds a stash of girls panties, one of which she recognizes as her own, and soiled at that. The girls have the upper hand now and intend to use it. They confront Randy and proceed to blackmail him. [read the full review]
review from 7/10/2004:
Prologue Sodomania is a collection of scenes having nothing to do with each other and directed by the various directors at Elegant Angel. I believe that Patrick Collins does two scenes as does William H. and Zupko has one. The female cast is impressive. Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Jassie, Katin, Christie Lee, Roxanne Hall, Rita Faltayano and a cameo by Squirtwoman herself, Cytherea. Worth a watch, don't you think? Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger The Black Hole Alicia and Melanie have been ordered into school on a Saturday to have a meeting with their teacher, Randy Spears, about their grades. Melanie, being the scamp that she is, peeks into teacher's desk before he arrives and finds a stash of girls panties, one of which she recognizes as her own, and soiled at that. The girls have the upper hand now and intend to use it. They confront Randy and proceed to blackmail him. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony T., Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Tristan Seagal, Mason Storm, Shy Love, Sheila Marie, Lisa DeMarco
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 2/5/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses 2 review summaries:
mr october's
BIG WET ASSES 2 Directed by Thomas Zupko. This is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. There is some vaginal and oral sex during most of the scenes, but most scenes do feature anal sex for at least half the scene if not more. All scenes are 1 on 1. All scenes begin with a few minutes of tease and masturbation. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko still includes some bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, hardhats, and rubber gloves, but these are pretty much removed early during each scene. As far as ass and anal themed movies, I would rank this series very highly. SCENE 1: Lisa Lee with Tristan. Lisa bends over and allows Tristan to finger and insert a toy in her ass. Lisa gets on her knees and sucks Tristan's cock. Lisa sits on Tristan in cowgirl position, taking his dick in her pussy, then in her ass. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2005:
BIG WET ASSES 2 Directed by Thomas Zupko. This is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. There is some vaginal and oral sex during most of the scenes, but most scenes do feature anal sex for at least half the scene if not more. All scenes are 1 on 1. All scenes begin with a few minutes of tease and masturbation. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko still includes some bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, hardhats, and rubber gloves, but these are pretty much removed early during each scene. As far as ass and anal themed movies, I would rank this series very highly. SCENE 1: Lisa Lee with Tristan. Lisa bends over and allows Tristan to finger and insert a toy in her ass. Lisa gets on her knees and sucks Tristan's cock. Lisa sits on Tristan in cowgirl position, taking his dick in her pussy, then in her ass. [read the full review]
Coyote22's
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Here we have the second installment to the Big Wet Asses series and one I am looking forward to viewing. I have not seen the first but I have a good idea what to expect (it really isnt that hard). I chose to view this one mainly because of Melanie Jagger and her great body. All I am really looking for is a lot of bouncing booty and some great anal sex! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was a standard full frame presentation and was pretty good. The audio was in stereo and was good as well. RUNTIME: 2 Hours 5 Minutes & 22 Seconds THEMES: Oral, Anal, Toys, ATM, PTM EXTRAS: Trailers (big wet asses, comeback pussy 50, slutwomans revenge, dr. fellatio 42, compulsion), Bonus Scene (katja kassin from big wet asses) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a det [read the full review]
review from 5/9/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Here we have the second installment to the Big Wet Asses series and one I am looking forward to viewing. I have not seen the first but I have a good idea what to expect (it really isnt that hard). I chose to view this one mainly because of Melanie Jagger and her great body. All I am really looking for is a lot of bouncing booty and some great anal sex! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was a standard full frame presentation and was pretty good. The audio was in stereo and was good as well. RUNTIME: 2 Hours 5 Minutes & 22 Seconds THEMES: Oral, Anal, Toys, ATM, PTM EXTRAS: Trailers (big wet asses, comeback pussy 50, slutwomans revenge, dr. fellatio 42, compulsion), Bonus Scene (katja kassin from big wet asses) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a det [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 1/13/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses review summaries:
Flash's
Thomas Zupko's first gonzo film in seven years isn't the most impressive film that I have seen from him. If this film is a sign of future gonzo films to come, he might want to stick with features and vignettes. His odd sets don't mix well with the sex and the scene with Gia regurgitating completely turned me off to the film. If you don't mind some bile mixed in with your porn and you are a big fan of Thomas Zupko or one of the cast members you might want to give the title a rental. Otherwise, I'd pass on this one, as there are much better selections available. [read the full review]
review from 5/12/2004:
Thomas Zupko's first gonzo film in seven years isn't the most impressive film that I have seen from him. If this film is a sign of future gonzo films to come, he might want to stick with features and vignettes. His odd sets don't mix well with the sex and the scene with Gia regurgitating completely turned me off to the film. If you don't mind some bile mixed in with your porn and you are a big fan of Thomas Zupko or one of the cast members you might want to give the title a rental. Otherwise, I'd pass on this one, as there are much better selections available. [read the full review]
mr october's
BIG WET ASSES Directed by Thomas Zupko. Zupko is known for his movies which while focused on anal sex, always seemed to contain bizarre plots, costumes or situations. This series is noted as "gonzo" and will contain no plot whatsoever, (a first for Zupko?) but will still focus on the anal sex theme for which Zupko is known. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. While the sex is not limited to strictly anal, all scenes do feature alot of anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. Each scene begins with a tease segment. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, goggles, hardhats, rubber gloves, even enema bags wrapped around his neck which in my opinion seriously detracts from the scenes. This is pretty much the only negative aspect to an otherwise perfect movie. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2004:
BIG WET ASSES Directed by Thomas Zupko. Zupko is known for his movies which while focused on anal sex, always seemed to contain bizarre plots, costumes or situations. This series is noted as "gonzo" and will contain no plot whatsoever, (a first for Zupko?) but will still focus on the anal sex theme for which Zupko is known. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. While the sex is not limited to strictly anal, all scenes do feature alot of anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. Each scene begins with a tease segment. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, goggles, hardhats, rubber gloves, even enema bags wrapped around his neck which in my opinion seriously detracts from the scenes. This is pretty much the only negative aspect to an otherwise perfect movie. [read the full review]
Crucifixio Jones'
Big Wet Asses **** From Elegant Angel 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes minutes Produced and directed by Thomas Zupko Starring Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma and Mick Blue Synopsis: This is the deranged shit Im used to seeing from Patrick Collins hedonistic House of Ideas. Fucking weird shit for no goddamn discernable reason at all. A huge clown face and a black leather couch covered in clear plastic are the surroundings here and I have no idea, nor is there an explanation given as to, why. It just is. Accept it. I agree, that its probably more David Lynchian and potentially horrific than erotic, but thats what Elegant Angel does and they do it best. The lone male performer, Mick Blue is armed with an assortment of toys, most of which are regular household items modified into adult paraphernalia, like someone left a 12-year-old alone in a kitchen with a stack of Hustler magazine and came back a month later to see what his mad mind had created. [read the full review]
review from 3/14/2004:
Big Wet Asses **** From Elegant Angel 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes minutes Produced and directed by Thomas Zupko Starring Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma and Mick Blue Synopsis: This is the deranged shit Im used to seeing from Patrick Collins hedonistic House of Ideas. Fucking weird shit for no goddamn discernable reason at all. A huge clown face and a black leather couch covered in clear plastic are the surroundings here and I have no idea, nor is there an explanation given as to, why. It just is. Accept it. I agree, that its probably more David Lynchian and potentially horrific than erotic, but thats what Elegant Angel does and they do it best. The lone male performer, Mick Blue is armed with an assortment of toys, most of which are regular household items modified into adult paraphernalia, like someone left a 12-year-old alone in a kitchen with a stack of Hustler magazine and came back a month later to see what his mad mind had created. [read the full review]