Ass Quake (Elegant Angel) Review

Makayla Cox

This was a girl was a damn near flawless figure. She had beautiful skin, hair, eyes, lips, breast, and about 90% ghetto ass. If Makayla can’t put you on swole, porn ain’t your bag.

According to the box this scene boasted 7 anal positions. For an ass hound like me that was about 5 more positions than I am used to getting. Every last position suited her well and it was just like gravy when that cat dropped seed to cap this scene.

Isobel Ice

This girl could have been a poster child for The March of Dimes. Not for her face, but because she made a fevered run through the industry in 2004-2005. She made the rounds and took in the shitter from all the industry big boys. Hell, on a couple occasions I thought about sponsoring her for a lap or two around the anal track.

She entered the biz with a pretty big belly and the irony comes in the fact that once her weight was under control, she stopped shooting stateside. The last time I saw her she wasn’t even recognizable. She had the look of a SILF (Secretary I’d Like To Fuck).

Not sure where she’s at or what she’s up to, but if she’s belly free, I bet her star would be on a steady incline these days in Porn Valley.

Venus

Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful! Venus is a woman that could have made her dollar in mainstream modeling. Although I am a fan of boob jobs, hers is less than flattering in my opinion. With areolas like hers, a full fluffy job would have been hall of fame.

Venus also has one of the worst tummies in the biz. Hat’s off to Zupko for shooting around this. If you’ve never seen her tummy, you’d never be the wiser because the camera blocking of her body was top shelf. Once again, the ass was taken, and it wasn’t polite. These cats where in it to win it and this scene made three wins in a row.

Genesis Skye

Genesis is a pretty girl. She looks like that honey in every office that gets dropped off to work every day by her loser boyfriend in the Fred G Sanford pickup truck. She’s beautiful and polite, but settled for the 1st guy to come along. Kinda like Carrie from King of Queens.

Brock wasted no time and went straight for her anus. That guys dick was so swollen it was obvious to me that she wouldn’t be able to take the whole thing. That’s okay though, cause it was nothing but joy watchin her work it in.

Jaime Brooks

Something about this girl bothered me. She had potential, but lacked star quality. Soon after that I realized that she had a gang of ass. Before I could even think it, she swelled her chest up about 3-4 cups sizes and I was reduced to a slobberin idiot.

This was a good way to close this title out. Jaime has a very tempting shape and seeing her prop a leg up on the bar while her ass gets dug out was most likely the best way to close out this joint.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

When they said 100% anal that was no joke. To me, that meant that each girl would catch at least one pitch in the backyard, but in all actuality it meant that no pussies were used in the production of this title. I’ve seen a couple anal only joints and this is the best. The reason this was so good was the fact that each girl had ass, and TZ knew how to shoot em.

Dying in an earthquake would most like be a shitty way to go, but dying at the ass of Makayla Cox would be like heaven on earth.