A Line, The Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: Straight
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Dic Tracy, Thomas Zupko, Cailey Taylor, Jayna Oso, Lena Juliett, Tyla Wynn
Released on: 6/3/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 9/13/2004
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| Prologue Thomas Zupko seems to have resurrected his career at Elegant Angel. He has become one of their primary directors, most notably with his Big Wet Asses line. This title seems to revolve around railroad tracks and it employs a couple of my favorite women, Jayna Oso and Roxanne Hall. Tyla Wynn and Lena Juliette are serious eye candy as well. Let's see what kind of craziness Zupko has to offer. |
 Lena Juliette The
video starts with a railroad motif and Roxanne Hall is dressed as a trash
talking engineer with Dick Tracy playing the conductor.Lena Juliette is crawling along some tracks outside a small railroad station. She walks up to the window and Brian Surewood is inside pulling his pud, smoking crack(?) and ranting like a wild man. Lena is playing with her tits in the window. She rubs her naughty bits against the window and finally gets Brian's attention. He sticks his cock into her mouth and gets some nice no hands head. He face fucks her deep, but kind of slow and sensual as Lena lets the salive flow out of her mouth between stabs. Cut to Lena in sepia tones, sitting on a bench, smoking and waiting for her train. A naked Surewood walks up to her and she responds by baring her tits. Her pants come down and Lena checks her ass for rebound. She crawls back to Brian and gets back to doing what she does so well. Sucking dick. As was done earlier, it's slow and sensual. Brian sits her back on the bench, spreading her legs and eating at the "Y". That's one juicy looking slit and her ass has goose bumps. She gets into doggy position and he tosses the salad of this exquisite Latina. Everything is lubed up now, so Brian puts his dick in Lena's pussy. He works her good and long in the doggy position and Zupko gets some nice underneath angles. Lena climbs on in RC and a quick cut back to doggy. One of Lena's legs gets raised and holes get switched as they are now in a standing doggy anal. A2M with deep throat and back to anal. More A2M and again back to the same position. Cut to RCA on the tracks. Lena gets some hot grindage in. Cut to CG anal. Some deep dicking here leads to an abrupt end to the fucking and a closed mouth facial for Lena. Some PCH and a closeup of her cum splattered face end the scene. |
 Tyla Wynn does
a crawl on the tracks similar to Lena's in the previous scene. She quickly
bares her lovely breasts and continues the railroad tease. She frames herself
in the station window and spouts some self deprecation. she also licks
her tits. Nice! A sepia segment on the bench. Tyla plays with her tits
some more. Zupko knows a good thing when he sees it. Tyla toys with her
pussy and seems impatient. Back to full color and she's still pleasuring
herself in doggy until a big dick enters the scene and her pussy simultaneously.
The framing is very tight and I can only make out the bottom of what looks
to be a jester's outfit. Tyla gives him some deep throat and it appears
that the man in the costume and make-up is Sascha. Some ball licking and
titty fucking (good idea). They transition to CG and Tyla slides down to
the balls. P2M and more CG. Switch to RC and there's good shots of her
tits wobbling as she gets pounded. A lot of underneath shots are being
utilized. They move to spoon and Sascha grabs some tit flesh. Tyla can't
seem to get fucked hard enough. The way she's talking, Sascha should just
pin her legs back by her ears and drive her into the tracks. Doggy style
on the bench is next. Some hair pulling and a hard pounding has Tyla still
looking for more, but Sascha is ready to cum, and does, on her face. He
lays her on the tracks and Tyla leaves us toying with her body and the
cum. |
 Cailey
Taylor Another railroad track crawl. This time it's blonde Cailey.
She pokes her head into the station crying about wanting to go home.
The picture goes to sepia as Cailey keeps wailing and Brandon Iron shows
up looking like an extra from Men In Black. Cailey clicks her
heels together (it worked for Dorothy) and the picture goes to full color.
Brandon grabs her by the throat and informs her she's not in Kansas.
I think he's going to treat her like she's in HBO's Oz. He lights a cigarette
and they blow smoke at each other, then Cailey's enhanced tits are pulled
out of her dress. She fishes his cock out and starts to suck in earnest.
Brandon takes charge and manipulates her head on his cock. He does an
up and over face fuck and Cailey takes it very deep. Some ball licking
and a deep squat into her mouth. Cut to Brandon buffing her asshole with
her panties and then mounting in doggy vag. Cailey holds her ass cheeks
open for Brandon to finger and then fuck. She takes his full length with
no problem and produces a big gape. He goes up and over just plowing
that ass. A2M with a heel grab cutting to mish anal. More A2M and then
a view from behind showing Cailey fingering her gape and sticking six
fingers in. RCA with a four finger reach around for Brandon. Cailey seems
to like that. He gives her nipple a bite and that seems to set her off,
too. A2M and cut to CG anal. Cut to some hard ass smacks and Brandon
puts four fingers up Cailey's ass, giving her a taste. Doggy anal and
Brandon produces a pink butt plug, which he inserts and gives her a taste
of. He pushes her panties all the way into her rectum, then pulls them
out and whips her ass with them. She tries to bring him home with her
mouth, but he pulls out and enters her ass one last time before coming
back to unload over her mouth. Cailey plays with the cum, licking it
off the track. |
 Jayna Oso starts
her scene in the waiting room window stating that she needs to catch this
train because it leads to her salvation. Cut to the track tease and back
to the window as her monologue gets crazed. The sepia gets intercut with
color shots and I'm reminded about why I wanted to see this video. Jayna
is just so hot looking, so totally fuckable. Brian Surewood enters the
picture in a robe, goggles and breather. Grabbing her head and exposing
himself, he leads Jayna to his cock. She slides it all the way down her
throat till she's kissing his pubes. She does more deep sucking and Brian
props her up on the bench for a doggy insertion. He pulls one leg up for
an unimpeded stroke and hammers Jayna's little body. They move to CG and
Jayna does the hammering. P2M and some side entry mish. Jayna's pussy is
getting pounded and her headlights are on. Brian takes advantage of her
compliant mood and switches holes. He's almost as hard on her ass as he
was on the pussy. A2M and Jayna's body is writhing in excitement. RCA and
Jayna really sells anal as a pleasurable experience. She takes the dick
deep and really rotates her hips into it. More A2M leading to doggy anal.
The leg gets raised again to illustrate the long poling she's getting.
A2M and back to conventional doggy anal. Brian fishhooks her and he beats
on her ass a bit. I don't think you can get too physical for Jayna. She
just seems into it. A2M and side entry anal. A face fuck with some g-spot
manipulation and Brian puts Jayna into a piledriver for more anal. He pulls
her back up to gag on his cock and cums all over her face, mixing with
Jayna's slobber. This was easily the best scene of the show. |
 Roxanne
Hall Time for engineer Roxanne doing her tease in the train's cab
with very quick cuts from pose to pose. Dick Tracy, the conductor, shows
up and Roxanne attacks him, ripping his shirt off and going for his cock
like it was her last meal. She unleashes her store bought titties and
spits into the cleavage, lubricating a tit fuck. She turns her ass to
him and Tracy tosses Roxanne's salad. I know I'd be right there, too,
if I had the opportunity. Some hole fingering and he slides into her
box in a sitting mish. She has that great snear and talks a good game.
Roxanne's pussy is really wet, so when she does P2M, there must be some
good taste. They change to doggy and cut to a doggy anal insertion. Tracy
gives her ass a good reaming and cut to an RCA insertion. A2M and back
on the ride as Roxanne slams herself balls deep when she's doing the
driving. CG anal deep and a cut to spoon anal. Her ass gets smacked up
good and it's really rosy. Multiple insertions, some face slapping and
then a load gets dropped on Roxanne's tongue. Great PCH and the train
is ready to take passengers. |
 Bonus Scene 1 Since this is a Zupko production I guess it's only fitting that he include a scene from his most critically aclaimed series as a bonus. I believe this is from Big Wet Asses 3 and features Chloe Dior. Tony T is the madman in the yellow raincoat and goggles and the scene begins in progress with Chloe's ass good and wet with Tony slobbering all over it. He rubs it, smacks it, licks it and all around worships that ass. Chloe gets on her knees for some cock worship and Tony gets a leg up for some leverage as he fucks her face. A little titty fucking mixed in with the face. I guess you might as well make use of that enhanced valley. Chloe climbs the cock in CG and fingers her ass. P2M and back on the cock. Chloe switches holes and now it's anal. It doesn't take Tony long to pick up the pace. Zupko just fills the frame with that round ass. Chloe turns around for an RCA. She threatens to cum, but doesn't. Cut to Chloe getting oiled up with baby oil and Tony inserts his cock in her ass from the side. Another titty fuck and Tony gives Chloe a nice facial. She plays with the cum and the scene fades. |
| Bonus Scene 2 The second bonus scene is an extended Roxanne Hall tease. This is where all the shots in her opening montage came from and follows her as she unclothes, plays with her horny holes and humps a pipe. There's electronic music playing, but unfortunately, no hot dialogue from Ms. Hall. After that there are two alternate beginnings to Jayna's scene. Bloopers are included ending what is primarily a behind the scenes feature. In a snippet from Jayna's scene it looked like Surewood fisted her ass, but the camera cut away just as his hand was descending. | Epilogue This was a very stylish video. The set up is light but consistent throughout and it's well shot and lit so that the action is visible in conditions that could have been obscure. In Roxanne's scene, Zupko even tried to simulate the motion of the train and steam pouring past the windows. The downside to all this is that there wasn't as much heat from the performers as there might have been. Having Jayna and Roxanne at the end of the show actually saved it for me because they ramped it up and left a good taste in my mouth. Roxanne is one of those women who seems to be incapable of giving a bad performance and Jayna just exudes a fierce and physical sexuality. Lena and Tyla were more eye candy than heat. Still, not a bad outing. |
| The Disk There are trailers and a BTS that's kind of weak, but combined with the second bonus scene works out ok. Of course there's the Big Wet Asses scene. I'd say there's good value here. |
| Recommendation I think this is a decent rental. If you're a completist of any of the lovelies here, you might want to buy it. |
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