Face Bath Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/22/2008

FACE BATH (2008, Hustler) is a messy gonzo creation from director Thomas Zupko. Jazmine Cashmere, Devon Lee, Vanessa Lane, Rebecca Steel, Savannah Stern and a host of guys are the stars. Each scene begins with a gal on a bar counter top as she bathes in a cum concoction swimming around in a clear glass bowl. After the girl makes a mess of herself, (and what she is wearing) a guy enters the scene on the counter top until the xxx action calls for the duo to end up on a bar stool(s) and/or on the floor. The messy business returns at the end of each scene as different guys pop shot onto the the woman's face. In the first 4 clips, the camera cuts to close-ups of these nimrods as they spew "it's a face bath" before their cumshot. Wow, talk about a scene killer! Savannah Stern's performance for the finale escapes this idiocy. Also, each scene has its own goofy title.

SATURATED IN SAC SUDS!---Jazmine Cashmere.

Jazmine is a sexy chick with short straight black hair, dark eyes, big boobs with nice brown nipples and a nice tush. On her knees ontop the counter, Jazmine wears an incredibly sexy fishnet body stocking and big black heels.

She plays around in the bowl of cum and at one point pops her boobs out of the fishnet and buries them into the bowl of dripping cum. (or whatever the stuff is)

After she rips her nets and reveals her terrific ass, her partner climbs on board and Jazmine gives him a sloppy blow job, which includes cum gunk dumped onto his prick. After a brief titty fuck and more sucking, the dude doggie then missionary fucks Jazmine on the counter.

The two land on a couple of barstools where Jazmine takes an upright ass fucking, which leads to a series of ass fucking positons on the floor. She rough rides in a sexy anal reverse cowgirl position then climbs off for A2M, some straight sex mish and her face bath.

Jazmine's 30 minute scene is the messiest of all. She has some terrific moments on the counter plus the anal action on the floor is outstanding. It's all good until the nimrods show up announcing their arrival with that "it's a face bath" foolishness. !!!! outa !!!!!

GODDESS OF GUNK!---Devon Lee.

Devon has long straight blonde hair, green eyes with way too much eye shadow. Wearing a sexy pink outfit, she dribbles cum gunk from the bowl onto her massive tits and eventually she dips her tits. Her energy level is a bit low; maybe she was not looking forward to all of the hard core action on the counter top, which includes a blowjob, doggie sex, more blowjob and more doggie that she performs in her pink dress and spiked heels. The two climb down from the counter for some straight sex positions and her face bath. A solid but overlong 35 minute scene. !!! outa !!!!!

BLASTED WITH BALL GRAVY!---Vanessa Lane.

Vanessa says a few things with a sexy voice and her terrific mouth in close-up. Wearing this incredible pale pink outfit with slits up her pants that stop at the knees, she teases on a barstool. Vanessa has incredible green eyes perfectly made-up with pale pink eye shadow, long curly reddish brown hair and nice boobs and nipples. She finally pops out one of those boobs and dribbles cum stuff down her boob and across her incredible nipple. She continues to drip stuff down her front side and even pulls her pants out so that the stuff can dribble down her tummy past a sexy belly button and disappear into her sexy pink pants. On her knees on the counter, she plays with cumstuff in her butthole that's barely visable above the pulled down waist band of her sexy pink pants.

The next nearly 30 minutes of this almost 45 minute scene is terrific. Pale pink pant fabric hangs out of Vanessa's mouth during a blow job. Standing and fucking, Vaneessa falls backward into a handstand, receives a twat licking, then rolls into a blowjob.

Vanessa's perfect ass is the real star of this scene (and this DVD) with her skin creamy perfect and her ass marvelously round. She works it out in quite a few anal positions and gets in a "it's a fucking face bath" along with the other nimrods for the cumshot finale---!!!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

COVERED IN CRUD!---Rebecca Steele

Rebecca is a sexy blonde wearing a pink top and panties. She bathes a boob popped out of her pink top then she sticks her face in the cum bowl. Getting really sloppy with the stuff, she spits it all over her pink panties, spits it on her ass then really works her twat over. A dude shows up and works her twat then drops gunk down her open mouth. He fingers her ass then she receives A2M via his fingers. Rebecca ends up performing doggie style straight sex with her arms grasping the bar stool. More doggie then the face bath. A short 16 scene but the action on the counter was wonderful; the straight sex action was brief but fun---!!! outa !!!!!

SPOOGE SPOOKED!---Savannah Stern.

DVD cover girl Savannah Stern is a sexy curly red haired gal with dark eye shadow. She gets sloppy in the cum spunk from the bowl while wearing a black fishnet body stocking and and a black top and g-string. After poppig her top and dropping her fishnet down to her waist, she reveals her small wondefully perky boobs.

When her dude climbs on top the counter, her clothes are back on and she gets busy with him. He sucks her ass and begins the destruction of her fishnet, which ends up in shreds below her knees when the duo end up fucking on the floor. The duo engage in some straight sex positions highlighted by a sideways fuck with Savannah's leg propped up on his shoulder. It's a solid scene
which ends with Savannah taking the cumshots from her face bath buddies without dumb-ass closeups and "face bath" shouts of the guys prior to dropping their loads. !!! 1/1 outa !!!!!

DVD extras for FACE BATH consist of a 4 minute slide show, some sex ads and trailers for 6 Hustler discs including NOT THE BRADYS XXX, ANALLY YOURS-LOVE BREE OLSON, STROLLIN IN THE COLON, ASIAN FEVER 34, BARELY LEGALPOV 2, NNA HARTLEY: MILF TRAINER and a VCA trailer for GIRLS PLAYING WITH GIRLS.

Thomas Zupko's Face Bath has a few terrific scenes among many solid scenes with the women looking fabulous in widescreen. Jazmine Cashmere's messy first scene really gets this disc rolling but the heart of this DVD is the nearly 45 minutes dedicated to the sexy, sexy Vanessa Lane. The openings where the women tease and play with themselves in the cum stuff while ontop the bar counter are very sexy but the wet stuff mostly disappears during the actual stright sex and anal sexcapades. (in some scenes you see the stuff hardened on the girl and the guy or gone altogether) The poorly put-together face baths of the first four scenes really bring down the rating of this disc from !!! 1/2 to !!! outa !!!!!