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Cum Tales 1
Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Jerry, Jessica Darlin, Talon, Shy Love, Ciera Sage, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Marco Banderas
Studio: Madness
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Cum Tales 1 Initial ThoughtsI'm half happy and half let down by this one. One one hand we have great looking girls,occasional hot sex for the most part, and fantastic extras really bring the whole thing together nicely. On the other, there is a bit of shady production and some other frustrations I'll get into as they occur below, and it just takes the edge well down on an otherwise pretty solid effort. I was familiar with Madness pictures before I got this disc, but this one is the first all sex title I've checked out by them, it's a good effort, but this title is a pretty good example of how poor editing choices can really alter the finishing product of a movie. Numerous times cuts are made that really interupt the flow of things and attempt to pull the wool over our eyes on certain acts, and it gets frustrating quickly. Overall though this one does a fair bit right, it has some excellent extras although they are part of the claimed two and a half hours on the box cover.
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Can You Be a Pornstar? 1 & 2
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Ed Powers, Ginger Lynn, Shayla LaVeaux, Tabitha Stevens, Stephanie, Lonnie, William Margold, Nikkie Love, Dino Bravo, Mary Carey, Trent Tesoro, Dave Pounder, Cytherea, Jessica Jaymes, Christie Lee, Billy Tyler, Kate Kaptive, Ava Cadell, Princess III
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Can You be a Pornstar? Episodes 1 and 2 Initial Thoughts: I don't even know how to begin to explain this one, but I guess I start by saying it's awfully entertaining. I didn't see it then, but I am lead to believe that this was a series on one of the adult networks, and this is the DVD and harder hardcore version. Think of it as a Survivor meets Fear Factor reality TV show that focuses on only sexual activities. It's porn reality TV, and it is actually pretty well done. The goal is to see which one of the ladies can or could be a real pornstar. There is a supposed $100,000 prize and a fuck film contract for the winner. Each episode debuts more girls, and they eventually end up with a winner, although this is not the complete series. Personally I hate just about all reality TV shows, but this I found entertaining. If your looking for outright sex, your gonna be a little dissapointed, because the actual sex that is here, is short and awkward really.
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Krystal Method
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Subversive
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Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Erik Everhard, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Jamie Lynn, Krystal Steal, Alaura Eden, Felix Vicious, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Bella Starr, Liliane, Avery Adams, Tall Goddess
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Justin Sterling
Review brief: DVD: The actual authoring of this DVD is really lame in comparison to not only others on the market but to others coming from the ClubJenna camp. I am of the firm belief that the strength of the DVD lies in it's ability to deliver more than the product. With VHS there is no convenient way to navigate outside of the FF button. The convenience of menus in a DVD makes it more than a product delivery vehicle. At first glance this disc delivers. The menus are pretty standard albeit painfully trendy. But as you click through you are not only treated to a blooper reel that appears to be a complete afterthought, you are also treated to links that should take you to the BTS, the photo galleries etc. What you are given is links to the Clubjenna website. I find that moderately offensive. Why even put the links there in the first place? Quick hit: The "Jenna Loves" series has always found me with great anticipation but none have ever really delivered beyond the hype. This video, like others in the series is a gonzo feature with lavish sets.
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RSVP (DVSX)
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Natalia, Red, James, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Poppy Morgan, Summer Raine, Lolly Badcock, McKenzie Lee, Karla Romano, Mick Smith
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Ok here we have the latest from Kat Slater and I'm always glad to put a DVSX release into the player, knowing the picture will look good and then it's up to the ladies, gents, and the director to hold up their end. We have some lovely girls in this one, Poppy Morgan and Alicia Rhodes are probably the most known but I also see a new girl I got to meet in Las Vegas, McKenzie Lee and she is really a stunner so look out for her in this one. Before we get to the first scene we watch Kat rubbing over her jeans in the area one would find the pussy! Kat has invited some friends over and there they are arriving. Inside the guys are playing some foosball and then with the news girls are also going to be on the menu the spirits raise along with a few other things. Well the girls start piling out of the minivan and their names are listed so be quick and these girls are English so the sexy accent accompanies them. We are in Yorkshire which isn't in the US for those geographically interested. The girls head inside and we get lots of hugging and conversation which isn't understandable,lol.
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Gangbang Auditions 14
Release date: 11/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by mango
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mike Foster, Mr. Marcus, Frank Gun, Jay, Alberto Rey, Asia, Martina, Brian Pumper, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Sascha, Cora Carina, Scott Nails
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Su
Review brief: Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Gangbang auditions 14 is yet another example of how off track anabolic/diabolic has become and how they are now producing rote porn, taking advantage of the goodwill they have developed from prior editÃons. The boxcover is great, just like the others in this series, it shows cute, girl next door, Cora Carina surrounded by a five hardbody dudes. This appears to be a good thing and if you have seen some of the earlier versions of Gangbang Auditions, you may think you have found a winner here, especially since there is a new director named Su who appears to have taken the place of that erotically deficient brain of Chico Wang. However, you are in for a big letdown if you rent this flick. There are two other stars here- Asia and Martina, somewhat less hot than Cora, but since the movie almost an exact repitition of each scene I will just describe some of the action of the first. First of all, there is not even a hint of tease or set up or dialog that may be of interest or concentrates your attention.
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Double Her Pleasure (3rd Degree)
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Jada Fire, Jada, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Luci Thai, Audrey Hollander, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Makayla Cox, Benjamin Brat
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 125 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 2004 thru 9 / 10 / 2004 Director: Danny Case Cast: Melissa Lauren, Audrey Hollander, Lucy Thai, Jada Fire, Makayla Cox, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Marco Duato, Mr. Pete, Benjamin Bratt, Sascha, and Otto Bauer The Short Story Initial Expectations: 3rd Degree and Danny Case have yet to not completely blow me away. I cant help but have extremely high expectations here! Initial Reaction: Maybe I had my expectations a bit high here, as this one didnt work for me nearly as well as usual from Danny and 3rd Degree. Who Should Watch It : Fans of extreme sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks traditional double penetrations are as nasty as they want to get. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice a single background noise. The video is also very well done. Its nicely lit and has just a hint of grain that gives it a straightforward feel with just a hint of art.
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In Your Mouth & On Your Face
Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 1/25/2005 by johnshaft820
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Starring: Kaylynn, Alana Evans, Cinder Golds, Nika DeVita, Kali Stylz, Kristy Love
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Cast Ashley Blue, Sabrine Maui, Wendy Jaymes, Lauren Phoenix, Julie Night, Layla Rivera, Crystal Ray, Melanie Jagger, Kaylynn, Jessica Darlin, Misty Mendez General Impression This is an above average blowjob film from Digital Sin and director Jonni Darkko. Each girl takes on either one or two dicks: 11 girls, 11 scenes. The scenes with one guy (Wendy James, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Kaylynn) are shot POV with Darkko himself providing the meat. The other scenes begin with some more varied camera angles, then Darkko enters and the rest is shot POV. Sex Highlights Wet, sloppy, passionate blowjobs from some of the best cocksuckers in the business! There are no throw-away scenes in this film. Different scenes were good for different reasons: Ashley's because she's a supreme oral slut, Wendy's because her personality really comes through in her scene, Misty's because of her sultry glances up at her partner.
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Rocco: Animal Trainer 15
Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 1/25/2005 by mr october
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Melissa (ambiguous), Monique, Mira, Jewel De'Nyle, Franco Roccaforte, Alena, Kid Jamaica, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Silver, Michael Chapman, Sara Dark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: ROCCO ANIMAL TRAINER 15 Directed by Rocco Siffredi. Rocco's Animal Trainer series features rougher sex such as gagging oral sex, slapping, spitting, spanking, etc. This edition even features Rocco going as far as putting Jewel De'Nyle's head in a toilet and his foot in her ass. Many people will be interested in this movie purely for the scene with Jewel. I thought he and Jewel had a great scene and the other scenes in the movie are worth checking out as well. I've seen several editions of this series and as with all others, Rocco never fails to deliver. All scenes begin with a short introduction featuring either a dialogue and plot set up (scenes 1 and 4) or a pre scene introduction (scenes 2 and 3.) The plot set ups seem unnecessary to me and I would much rather see that time devoted to more sex. One of the positive things that stands out to me about Rocco's movies is that the girls almost always receive oral sex and rimming.
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Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse
Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by RubyRed
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jenna Jameson, Frank Gun, Maya Divine, Mandy Bright, Savanna Samson, Rachel Rotten, Justin Sterling, Rob Rotten
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: "A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" I have had two experiences with Vivid Video. This is my second. I have to say, if they released more movies like this, I would buy them a lot more often. The Movie: Normally I talk about the sex and the plot seperate, but it's very hard to do that with this film because both are so tied together. The basic story is of a fairly nerdy, yet attractive young man who becomes obsessed with a masseuse. The story is simple, and yet, because the entire cast is great in their roles, it feels so much deeper. The script is very strong, the direction is very proffesional, and the acting is top notch. Now, I know Jenna is on the cover, but this isn't really her movie. The movie actually belongs to her real life husband, who plays the lead nerd. He carries this movie, and does an amazing job. I was very suprised. This is a hard movie for me to call a porno because, while the sex is graphic and very hot, it really is more because you are invested in the characters that you are watching.
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Barely 18 14 (Sin City)
Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Gabby, Page Turner, Ice La Fox, Dick Delaware, Talon, Sammie Rhodes, Dezeray, Paige Turner
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Hmmn. I'm not sure if it's a coincidence that this is my third Sammie Rhodes review in a week or if my reviewing queue was just lined up that way. I think I have some more coming up too. Hey, her boxcovers are just eyecatching. Sammie Rhodes & Dick Deleware: Sammie Rhodes is having academic problems. Dick is her academic advisor. She needs him to pull some strings. Gee what do you think is going to happen? Shallow blowjob with some nut loving. No insertion shot. Just straight to mish. I find that annoying. Some other positions around the academic advisor desk. Cumshot on her studded tongue dripping down to her boobs. An okay scene. Paige Turner & Chris Cannon: Paige is in a cheerleader uniform in the locker room. Chris is a peeping tom football and Paige catches him. Apparently he's been doing it for four years. He gets rewarded. Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Better blowjob than the previous scene. Best position was probably doggy on the locker room bench. Paige looks like she's feeling it there as she holds on to the bench.
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Krystal Method
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Erik Everhard, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Jamie Lynn, Krystal Steal, Alaura Eden, Felix Vicious, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Bella Starr, Liliane, Avery Adams, Tall Goddess
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Justin Sterling
Review brief: Here we have the latest offering from Club Jenna and it stars their first contract girl Krystal Steal along with another woman you might have heard of, Jenna!! This is a bit of a change for me as I don't normally do any reviews that aren't strictly gonzo but I like Jenna, Krystal is hot, and my favorite girl Ariana does a scene so this raised my curiousity enough to buy it. I won't necessarily go scene by scene like I do in other reviews just give more of an impression of what I am seeing. One area I hope Jenna does for the next dvd and actually for all companies is do a cast list by scene so in case you don't know a girl you aren't looking everywhere to try and find out a name,lol. Well let's see what Jenna has her new girl do for us. General Impressions: The first item that pops up is the main menu and it's pretty basic offering a few options, play movie, chapters, audio setup, and then special features. Let's just go with play movie shall we! The whole vibe is kinda furturistic with the graphics.
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Black Girls Get Nasty Too (Evil Angel)
Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Blac Girls Get nasty Too Running Time: 120 min est. Production Date:Summer 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise There is only one way to describe this title and thats Damn Shame. For those of you that dont know what a Damn Shame is, its a shame that went too damn long! As usual, I get my notepad, remotes, cold beverage and special towel ready, then get comfortable on my Review Bean Bag Chair. As soon as the title started, you hear LL Fool J singing his new breakout hit Momma Said Rock Your Block. On top of all that, there was an American Flag waving, so I had to get up, remove my lucky hat and salute the mutha fuckin' intro. DAMN SHAME! Sky Black Her looks have improve 5 fold since 2 Phat Free , but that nasty ass facial piercing kept her looks rating low. Could have been a dime piece without it, but I guess someone told her it was cute. DAMN SHAME! To clarify nasty, not the good kind. Sky had an ass like an avocado.
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Up'R Class
Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Vanessa, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Mark Ashley, Stacy Silver, Jane Darling, Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Otto Bauer, Vanessa Mae, Benjamin Brat
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 1 / 2004 thru 8 / 2 / 2004 Director: Chris Streams Cast: Jane Darling, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero, Vanessa Blue, Stacy Silver, Otto Bauer, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, and Benjamin Bratt The Short Story Initial Expectations: 3rd Degree has been putting out some great movies and Chris Streams has been one of the best cameramen in the jiz bizz for the last little while. With the cast theyre put together here I cant help but have high expectations here! Initial Reaction: Go out and buy it and then come back to read this. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want anal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with 3rd Degree, the technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, even when the locations look like theyd be very difficult to shoot in.
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Incredible Gulp 3, The
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: David Perry, Judy, Nick Lang, Bruno SX, Ian Scott, Mick Blue, Roly Reeves, Afroditee, Mia Dolores, Petr Majer, Linda Slim, Nikki Rider, Judy (hungary), Ellen Saint
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: The Incredible Gulp #3 [ /image ] --> Cast: Judy, Afrodite, Judy Rider, Linda Slim, Mia Dolores, Ellen Saint, Mick Blue, Bruno X, Nick Lang, Petr Majer, Roly Reeves, Ian Scott & David Perry Director: David Perry Studio: Zero Tolerance Duration: 2:15:00 Scene One: (Judy, Bruno X & David Perry) Sex: blowjob, various positions, anal, double penetration (cowgirl & reverse cowgirl), swallows Overall: 2.5/5 Details: Things start off with Judy and shes hot, though I think her breasts are fake. She wears a fishnet skirt and high heels (which she keeps on). Judy does some excellent teasing. She hikes up her skirt, slides off her thong, opens and crosses her legs. Really hot tease. The guys show up and things start off nicely. She gives them a good blow and then rides Bruno cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The anal starts early (cowgirl) and naturally lasts the whole scene. These guys were overtly obsessed with her asshole and this sort of ruined the scene for me. Theres a lot of gaping and weird maneuvering to open her asshole even wider.
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Truly Nice Tits 7
Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Zdenka, Lee Stone, Reno, Ester, George Uhl, Neeo, Joe Monti, Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Lisa Sparxxx
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Tits 7: Super Sized 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxxx, Alice My Life as of January 23, 2004 -- On the tube: Arrested Development. A friend brought this show to my attention a few weeks ago and I havent missed an episode since. Imagine The Simpsons or Family Guy in a live-action environment but with The Royal Tenenbaums replacing the families from both of those shows. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Napoleon Dynamite." I haven't actually watched it yet, it's just IN the DVD player. In the CD Player/Winamp: The Game, The Documentary. Not a bad debut by G-Unit/Shady/Aftermaths newest signee. Not instant classic like everyone has been saying, but the tracks by Timbaland, Kanye West and Jeff Bhasker will have your head noddin and put that ugly look on your face. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: The more I watch Bryan Xins movies the more Im convinced that we, in fact, share the same brain.
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Britney Foster's Nightmare
Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Honey, Sophia, Aria, Alicia Rhodes, Britney Foster, Fallon Sommers, Shayna Knight, Katrina Kraven, Michelle B., Sara Jordan, Tracey Lain
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Britney Foster
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 - 17 / 2003 Director: Britney Foster Cast: Michelle B., Fallon Summers, Alicia Rhodes, Sophia, Tracey Lain, Honey, Zara Lewis, Shayna Knight, Katrina Kraven, Sarah Jordan, and Britney Foster The Short Story Initial Expectations: Britney makes some very hot nasty movies. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its very hot but very limited. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants lots of toys and nasty sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting soft, cute, and cuddly all girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done, but that doesnt mean everything is crystal clear and bright. Instead, theres some odd effects done with the sound that make the movie artistic and dark while fitting in with the sex extremely well. The video is much the same way. Its sometimes clear, but often has a softer feel thats tempered with filters, different amounts of light, and few effects.
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Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Steel69
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: I can really understand why Island Fever 3 was under-rated by my two previous reviewers: If you are only a fan of nasty, hard porn, let your finges off this one. Well, I love nasty hard sex too, but I also love artistic, sophisticated porn with very beatiful women in an incredible scenery. Those, who saw the first two Island Fever movies know, what is waiting for him/her here. The style is the same: An relaxing soundtrack (where you don't can hear the actors) & highly erotic atmosphere through the whole movie. If you enjoyed Island Fever 1 & 2, you'll be blown away with this one! You'll get three of the hottest girls in porn to see in Island Fever 3: The always great looking Tera Patrick, the sweet hot blonde Devon, and last but not least the new Digital Playground super star Jesse Jane. I think, that she did the best job in this one. She did her scenes all very well, and shows in Island Fever 3, that she can better blow a dick than Devon & Tera.
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Stick It 2 (Bad Ass)
Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Steve Holmes, Bridgette Kerkove, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Pason, Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Nicoletta
Studio: Bad Ass
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: Stick It #2 is another Skeeter Kerkove feature from Badass Pictures. Ive never met Skeeter, but he seems like a nice-enough guy from the interviews he conducts with each girl before her scene. But the pirate scarf on the head fashion statement he adheres to makes him look like a 13-year old boy preparing for Halloween. And his film-making could be considered juvenile also. For example, at some point in every scene he makes the girls lie on their stomachs, reach back with both hands, and grab their high heels, all the while sucking dick. Looks stupid! In addition, Skeeter favors the latex and leather fetish look for all the girls, something that gets old after about two scenes. Skeeter can also be heard making comments throughout the action. Did someone ask for a play-by-play? Not me. As for the girls, brunette Shy Love, redhead Pason, and brown-haired Euro-Oriental Katsumi are especially lovely. Skeeters wife, Bridgette Kerkove, Gia Paloma, and Nicoletta are above average. Theres anal action in every scene, A2M in most, and open-mouth facials in all.
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Ass Quake (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 10/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Venus, Brett Rockman, Jamie Brooks, Isabel Ice, Makayla Cox, Isobel, Genesis Skye
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers. The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial.
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Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 3
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by howie
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Studio: Evolution Erotica
Review brief: Director: Tom Byron Cast (in scene order): Michelle Lay, Destiny St. Claire, Shayna Knight, Lyla Lei, Careena Collins, Gia Paloma My review: The appeal of this porno was 2 things: Michelle Lays first b/g anal scene and Destiny St. Claire. Michelle and Destiny are two beauties with long, straight black hair and slamming bodies. And boy oh boy, do they have great asses. Every scene starts with a tease segment and each girl posing and showing off their puckered asses. The teases are mixed with some music and a brief interview with Tom, the director. Scene 1 Michelle Lay: BJ > deepthroating > doggie vag > doggie anal > RCG anal > piledriver anal > mish anal Michelle preps for her first b/g anal by inserting a butt plug to loosen her tight ass as she so describes. The sex action in this scene was hot as Ben took control of the scene with Michelle as a willing partner. Michelle must have screamed out, Oh, my God a dozen times as Ben was fucking her ass at a furious pace. Before we come down hard on Ben, he was nice enough to give Michelles ass a rest or two for ATM.
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Hustler Casting Couch X 5
Release date: 7/25/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Gina, Alain Deloin, J.P.X., James Brossman, Pierre Woodman, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Suzanna Wienold, Petra Short, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Lara Stevens, Sophie (Hungarian), Elisabeth Rose, Nicole (Ukraine II), Erica Tchern
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Casting Couch #5 is another good reason to avoid most Euro porn. This compilation from Hustler basically wastes some pretty decent looking talent with uninspired sex and terrible editing. Each scene is preceded by a boring interview with the girl, with both the interviewer (probably Pierre Woodman) and the girl having typical trouble with the English language. Thats followed by a short striptease and posing session. Yawn! The first scene is from Exxxotica #2, and features brunette Drimla (who was interviewed) and Sophie Paris (who was not interviewed). Who knows who the guy was, since there was the customary lack of credits. The threesome romps on a beach complete with salt, sand, and breaking waves. Stupid! Sophie never touches the guy (who wears a nerdy hat throughout), but Drimla takes it in both holes and finishes him off with a facial. Blond Nicole takes on two guys in a segment snipped from XXX #15. These three might have been playing Blind Twister for all the fun they seemed to be having. Nicole gets DPd and finishes with a messy face.
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Young Ripe Mellons 6
Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Here we are on a Saturday and what is there to watch as far as porn, well I see a nice big boob movie all ready for reviewing so let's pop this baby in the player! You have several hotties in this one led by Sammie Rhodes, Raveness, and Holly Wellin. So get ready for lots of big hooters being shaken in your face and perhaps some good sex as well! Pandora Dreams: You start out with a great shot panning up Pandora's legs and she introduces herself while she is caressing her tits through her mesh top. You have several good shots then as Pandora shakes her tits and does some good squeezing. We don't forget her ass but this is a boob movie so we keep most of the shots concentrated on those funbags. Pandora tempts us nicely bending over letting those boobs hang down and she also strokes over her pussy so a nice hard on should be developing by now! There is a brief lick at one of her nipples but not enough.
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Truly Nice Ass 7
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Reno, Mick Blue, Renee Pornero, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Sarah Blue, Teagan Presley, Suzie Carina, Liliane Tiger
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Ass 7: scRUMPtious 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Teagan Presley, Liliane Tiger, Suzie Carina, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero and Sarah Blue My Life as of January 22, 2004 -- On the tube: Thinking XXX. The hour-long documentary about the making of the book, XXX: 30 Pornstar Portraits. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: The Village. I saw the ending coming a mile away but it was an enjoyable, evenly-paced and suspenseful journey up until that point. In the CD Player/Winamp: Queens Greatest Hits. With a band named QUEEN, no one should have been surprised when Freddie Mercurys sexuality was revealed. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Although hes since severed his relationship with DVSX, Bryan Xin remains one of the industrys top and most-wanted rookie directors. He saw great success as a first-time director (easily outselling his mentor) with DVSX, after short low-profile stints with Elegant Angel and then Sin City.
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Angels Of Debauchery 2
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005 by MLyons
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Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Angels of Debauchery #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Directors Jonni Darkko Cast Dasha, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Ariana Jollee, Tory Lane, Mark Ashley, Tommi Gun, Zenza, Jerry.. Genre All Sex Condoms None Female Orgasms Lots of squirting--so several or none, depending on how you look at it. :) THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who appreciate all the hard core sex that today's performers can offer presented through the eye of an honest to God photographer. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who dislike anal sex, or those looking for any kind of story with their porn. REVIEW: I've had my eye on Jonni Darkko ever since he joined Digital Sin, and I've found his work quite compelling. In fact, I'd even venture to say that Darkko has had a very strong and lingering influence on the direction and overall flavor of Digital Sin's all sex offerings even now that he's been lured away b
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Hot Sexy Plumpers 2
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005 by picman
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Starring: Tommy, Devlin Weed, Nikki Santana, Amber Cones, D South, Hippy Chick, Wonder Tracey
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Prologue Since receiving this video I have been putting off screening it. I'm intrigued by all sorts of sex acts and appreciate the look of many different types of women, but to me, morbid obesity is revolting. Looking at the boxcover reveals that it may not be as bad as the title would indicate. Let's hope so, because I'm breaking with my usual MO and reviewing during my initial (and possibly only) viewing. I'll try to avoid the FF button and give this a fair shake. Amber Cones is introduced , and right away I can see that there's no lie to the title of this video. She's a plumper alright. She's been in the industry for two years and has made seven films. Amber admits to being a freak. That's ok because whoever she's matched up with must be equally freaky. She's faced with two black cocks and goes right to work engulfing one with her mouth and stroking the other. The guys start kneading her large mammaries. Amber isn't a shallow sucker and she chokes a little on their cocks.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Jerry, Jessica Darlin, Talon, Shy Love, Ciera Sage, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Marco Banderas
Studio: Madness
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Cum Tales 1 Initial ThoughtsI'm half happy and half let down by this one. One one hand we have great looking girls,occasional hot sex for the most part, and fantastic extras really bring the whole thing together nicely. On the other, there is a bit of shady production and some other frustrations I'll get into as they occur below, and it just takes the edge well down on an otherwise pretty solid effort. I was familiar with Madness pictures before I got this disc, but this one is the first all sex title I've checked out by them, it's a good effort, but this title is a pretty good example of how poor editing choices can really alter the finishing product of a movie. Numerous times cuts are made that really interupt the flow of things and attempt to pull the wool over our eyes on certain acts, and it gets frustrating quickly. Overall though this one does a fair bit right, it has some excellent extras although they are part of the claimed two and a half hours on the box cover.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Linus
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Ed Powers, Ginger Lynn, Shayla LaVeaux, Tabitha Stevens, Stephanie, Lonnie, William Margold, Nikkie Love, Dino Bravo, Mary Carey, Trent Tesoro, Dave Pounder, Cytherea, Jessica Jaymes, Christie Lee, Billy Tyler, Kate Kaptive, Ava Cadell, Princess III
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Can You be a Pornstar? Episodes 1 and 2 Initial Thoughts: I don't even know how to begin to explain this one, but I guess I start by saying it's awfully entertaining. I didn't see it then, but I am lead to believe that this was a series on one of the adult networks, and this is the DVD and harder hardcore version. Think of it as a Survivor meets Fear Factor reality TV show that focuses on only sexual activities. It's porn reality TV, and it is actually pretty well done. The goal is to see which one of the ladies can or could be a real pornstar. There is a supposed $100,000 prize and a fuck film contract for the winner. Each episode debuts more girls, and they eventually end up with a winner, although this is not the complete series. Personally I hate just about all reality TV shows, but this I found entertaining. If your looking for outright sex, your gonna be a little dissapointed, because the actual sex that is here, is short and awkward really.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by Subversive
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Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Erik Everhard, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Jamie Lynn, Krystal Steal, Alaura Eden, Felix Vicious, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Bella Starr, Liliane, Avery Adams, Tall Goddess
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Justin Sterling
Review brief: DVD: The actual authoring of this DVD is really lame in comparison to not only others on the market but to others coming from the ClubJenna camp. I am of the firm belief that the strength of the DVD lies in it's ability to deliver more than the product. With VHS there is no convenient way to navigate outside of the FF button. The convenience of menus in a DVD makes it more than a product delivery vehicle. At first glance this disc delivers. The menus are pretty standard albeit painfully trendy. But as you click through you are not only treated to a blooper reel that appears to be a complete afterthought, you are also treated to links that should take you to the BTS, the photo galleries etc. What you are given is links to the Clubjenna website. I find that moderately offensive. Why even put the links there in the first place? Quick hit: The "Jenna Loves" series has always found me with great anticipation but none have ever really delivered beyond the hype. This video, like others in the series is a gonzo feature with lavish sets.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Natalia, Red, James, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Poppy Morgan, Summer Raine, Lolly Badcock, McKenzie Lee, Karla Romano, Mick Smith
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Ok here we have the latest from Kat Slater and I'm always glad to put a DVSX release into the player, knowing the picture will look good and then it's up to the ladies, gents, and the director to hold up their end. We have some lovely girls in this one, Poppy Morgan and Alicia Rhodes are probably the most known but I also see a new girl I got to meet in Las Vegas, McKenzie Lee and she is really a stunner so look out for her in this one. Before we get to the first scene we watch Kat rubbing over her jeans in the area one would find the pussy! Kat has invited some friends over and there they are arriving. Inside the guys are playing some foosball and then with the news girls are also going to be on the menu the spirits raise along with a few other things. Well the girls start piling out of the minivan and their names are listed so be quick and these girls are English so the sexy accent accompanies them. We are in Yorkshire which isn't in the US for those geographically interested. The girls head inside and we get lots of hugging and conversation which isn't understandable,lol.
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Release date: 11/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by mango
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mike Foster, Mr. Marcus, Frank Gun, Jay, Alberto Rey, Asia, Martina, Brian Pumper, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Sascha, Cora Carina, Scott Nails
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Su
Review brief: Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Gangbang auditions 14 is yet another example of how off track anabolic/diabolic has become and how they are now producing rote porn, taking advantage of the goodwill they have developed from prior editÃons. The boxcover is great, just like the others in this series, it shows cute, girl next door, Cora Carina surrounded by a five hardbody dudes. This appears to be a good thing and if you have seen some of the earlier versions of Gangbang Auditions, you may think you have found a winner here, especially since there is a new director named Su who appears to have taken the place of that erotically deficient brain of Chico Wang. However, you are in for a big letdown if you rent this flick. There are two other stars here- Asia and Martina, somewhat less hot than Cora, but since the movie almost an exact repitition of each scene I will just describe some of the action of the first. First of all, there is not even a hint of tease or set up or dialog that may be of interest or concentrates your attention.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Jada Fire, Jada, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Luci Thai, Audrey Hollander, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Makayla Cox, Benjamin Brat
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 125 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 2004 thru 9 / 10 / 2004 Director: Danny Case Cast: Melissa Lauren, Audrey Hollander, Lucy Thai, Jada Fire, Makayla Cox, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Marco Duato, Mr. Pete, Benjamin Bratt, Sascha, and Otto Bauer The Short Story Initial Expectations: 3rd Degree and Danny Case have yet to not completely blow me away. I cant help but have extremely high expectations here! Initial Reaction: Maybe I had my expectations a bit high here, as this one didnt work for me nearly as well as usual from Danny and 3rd Degree. Who Should Watch It : Fans of extreme sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks traditional double penetrations are as nasty as they want to get. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice a single background noise. The video is also very well done. Its nicely lit and has just a hint of grain that gives it a straightforward feel with just a hint of art.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 1/25/2005 by johnshaft820
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Starring: Kaylynn, Alana Evans, Cinder Golds, Nika DeVita, Kali Stylz, Kristy Love
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Cast Ashley Blue, Sabrine Maui, Wendy Jaymes, Lauren Phoenix, Julie Night, Layla Rivera, Crystal Ray, Melanie Jagger, Kaylynn, Jessica Darlin, Misty Mendez General Impression This is an above average blowjob film from Digital Sin and director Jonni Darkko. Each girl takes on either one or two dicks: 11 girls, 11 scenes. The scenes with one guy (Wendy James, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Kaylynn) are shot POV with Darkko himself providing the meat. The other scenes begin with some more varied camera angles, then Darkko enters and the rest is shot POV. Sex Highlights Wet, sloppy, passionate blowjobs from some of the best cocksuckers in the business! There are no throw-away scenes in this film. Different scenes were good for different reasons: Ashley's because she's a supreme oral slut, Wendy's because her personality really comes through in her scene, Misty's because of her sultry glances up at her partner.
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Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 1/25/2005 by mr october
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Melissa (ambiguous), Monique, Mira, Jewel De'Nyle, Franco Roccaforte, Alena, Kid Jamaica, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Silver, Michael Chapman, Sara Dark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: ROCCO ANIMAL TRAINER 15 Directed by Rocco Siffredi. Rocco's Animal Trainer series features rougher sex such as gagging oral sex, slapping, spitting, spanking, etc. This edition even features Rocco going as far as putting Jewel De'Nyle's head in a toilet and his foot in her ass. Many people will be interested in this movie purely for the scene with Jewel. I thought he and Jewel had a great scene and the other scenes in the movie are worth checking out as well. I've seen several editions of this series and as with all others, Rocco never fails to deliver. All scenes begin with a short introduction featuring either a dialogue and plot set up (scenes 1 and 4) or a pre scene introduction (scenes 2 and 3.) The plot set ups seem unnecessary to me and I would much rather see that time devoted to more sex. One of the positive things that stands out to me about Rocco's movies is that the girls almost always receive oral sex and rimming.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by RubyRed
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jenna Jameson, Frank Gun, Maya Divine, Mandy Bright, Savanna Samson, Rachel Rotten, Justin Sterling, Rob Rotten
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: "A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" I have had two experiences with Vivid Video. This is my second. I have to say, if they released more movies like this, I would buy them a lot more often. The Movie: Normally I talk about the sex and the plot seperate, but it's very hard to do that with this film because both are so tied together. The basic story is of a fairly nerdy, yet attractive young man who becomes obsessed with a masseuse. The story is simple, and yet, because the entire cast is great in their roles, it feels so much deeper. The script is very strong, the direction is very proffesional, and the acting is top notch. Now, I know Jenna is on the cover, but this isn't really her movie. The movie actually belongs to her real life husband, who plays the lead nerd. He carries this movie, and does an amazing job. I was very suprised. This is a hard movie for me to call a porno because, while the sex is graphic and very hot, it really is more because you are invested in the characters that you are watching.
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Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Gabby, Page Turner, Ice La Fox, Dick Delaware, Talon, Sammie Rhodes, Dezeray, Paige Turner
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Hmmn. I'm not sure if it's a coincidence that this is my third Sammie Rhodes review in a week or if my reviewing queue was just lined up that way. I think I have some more coming up too. Hey, her boxcovers are just eyecatching. Sammie Rhodes & Dick Deleware: Sammie Rhodes is having academic problems. Dick is her academic advisor. She needs him to pull some strings. Gee what do you think is going to happen? Shallow blowjob with some nut loving. No insertion shot. Just straight to mish. I find that annoying. Some other positions around the academic advisor desk. Cumshot on her studded tongue dripping down to her boobs. An okay scene. Paige Turner & Chris Cannon: Paige is in a cheerleader uniform in the locker room. Chris is a peeping tom football and Paige catches him. Apparently he's been doing it for four years. He gets rewarded. Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Better blowjob than the previous scene. Best position was probably doggy on the locker room bench. Paige looks like she's feeling it there as she holds on to the bench.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Erik Everhard, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Jamie Lynn, Krystal Steal, Alaura Eden, Felix Vicious, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Bella Starr, Liliane, Avery Adams, Tall Goddess
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Justin Sterling
Review brief: Here we have the latest offering from Club Jenna and it stars their first contract girl Krystal Steal along with another woman you might have heard of, Jenna!! This is a bit of a change for me as I don't normally do any reviews that aren't strictly gonzo but I like Jenna, Krystal is hot, and my favorite girl Ariana does a scene so this raised my curiousity enough to buy it. I won't necessarily go scene by scene like I do in other reviews just give more of an impression of what I am seeing. One area I hope Jenna does for the next dvd and actually for all companies is do a cast list by scene so in case you don't know a girl you aren't looking everywhere to try and find out a name,lol. Well let's see what Jenna has her new girl do for us. General Impressions: The first item that pops up is the main menu and it's pretty basic offering a few options, play movie, chapters, audio setup, and then special features. Let's just go with play movie shall we! The whole vibe is kinda furturistic with the graphics.
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Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Blac Girls Get nasty Too Running Time: 120 min est. Production Date:Summer 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise There is only one way to describe this title and thats Damn Shame. For those of you that dont know what a Damn Shame is, its a shame that went too damn long! As usual, I get my notepad, remotes, cold beverage and special towel ready, then get comfortable on my Review Bean Bag Chair. As soon as the title started, you hear LL Fool J singing his new breakout hit Momma Said Rock Your Block. On top of all that, there was an American Flag waving, so I had to get up, remove my lucky hat and salute the mutha fuckin' intro. DAMN SHAME! Sky Black Her looks have improve 5 fold since 2 Phat Free , but that nasty ass facial piercing kept her looks rating low. Could have been a dime piece without it, but I guess someone told her it was cute. DAMN SHAME! To clarify nasty, not the good kind. Sky had an ass like an avocado.
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Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Vanessa, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Mark Ashley, Stacy Silver, Jane Darling, Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Otto Bauer, Vanessa Mae, Benjamin Brat
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 1 / 2004 thru 8 / 2 / 2004 Director: Chris Streams Cast: Jane Darling, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero, Vanessa Blue, Stacy Silver, Otto Bauer, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, and Benjamin Bratt The Short Story Initial Expectations: 3rd Degree has been putting out some great movies and Chris Streams has been one of the best cameramen in the jiz bizz for the last little while. With the cast theyre put together here I cant help but have high expectations here! Initial Reaction: Go out and buy it and then come back to read this. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want anal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with 3rd Degree, the technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, even when the locations look like theyd be very difficult to shoot in.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: David Perry, Judy, Nick Lang, Bruno SX, Ian Scott, Mick Blue, Roly Reeves, Afroditee, Mia Dolores, Petr Majer, Linda Slim, Nikki Rider, Judy (hungary), Ellen Saint
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: The Incredible Gulp #3 [ /image ] --> Cast: Judy, Afrodite, Judy Rider, Linda Slim, Mia Dolores, Ellen Saint, Mick Blue, Bruno X, Nick Lang, Petr Majer, Roly Reeves, Ian Scott & David Perry Director: David Perry Studio: Zero Tolerance Duration: 2:15:00 Scene One: (Judy, Bruno X & David Perry) Sex: blowjob, various positions, anal, double penetration (cowgirl & reverse cowgirl), swallows Overall: 2.5/5 Details: Things start off with Judy and shes hot, though I think her breasts are fake. She wears a fishnet skirt and high heels (which she keeps on). Judy does some excellent teasing. She hikes up her skirt, slides off her thong, opens and crosses her legs. Really hot tease. The guys show up and things start off nicely. She gives them a good blow and then rides Bruno cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The anal starts early (cowgirl) and naturally lasts the whole scene. These guys were overtly obsessed with her asshole and this sort of ruined the scene for me. Theres a lot of gaping and weird maneuvering to open her asshole even wider.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Zdenka, Lee Stone, Reno, Ester, George Uhl, Neeo, Joe Monti, Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Lisa Sparxxx
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Tits 7: Super Sized 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxxx, Alice My Life as of January 23, 2004 -- On the tube: Arrested Development. A friend brought this show to my attention a few weeks ago and I havent missed an episode since. Imagine The Simpsons or Family Guy in a live-action environment but with The Royal Tenenbaums replacing the families from both of those shows. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Napoleon Dynamite." I haven't actually watched it yet, it's just IN the DVD player. In the CD Player/Winamp: The Game, The Documentary. Not a bad debut by G-Unit/Shady/Aftermaths newest signee. Not instant classic like everyone has been saying, but the tracks by Timbaland, Kanye West and Jeff Bhasker will have your head noddin and put that ugly look on your face. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: The more I watch Bryan Xins movies the more Im convinced that we, in fact, share the same brain.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by astroknight
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Starring: Honey, Sophia, Aria, Alicia Rhodes, Britney Foster, Fallon Sommers, Shayna Knight, Katrina Kraven, Michelle B., Sara Jordan, Tracey Lain
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Britney Foster
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 - 17 / 2003 Director: Britney Foster Cast: Michelle B., Fallon Summers, Alicia Rhodes, Sophia, Tracey Lain, Honey, Zara Lewis, Shayna Knight, Katrina Kraven, Sarah Jordan, and Britney Foster The Short Story Initial Expectations: Britney makes some very hot nasty movies. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its very hot but very limited. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants lots of toys and nasty sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting soft, cute, and cuddly all girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done, but that doesnt mean everything is crystal clear and bright. Instead, theres some odd effects done with the sound that make the movie artistic and dark while fitting in with the sex extremely well. The video is much the same way. Its sometimes clear, but often has a softer feel thats tempered with filters, different amounts of light, and few effects.
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Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Steel69
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: I can really understand why Island Fever 3 was under-rated by my two previous reviewers: If you are only a fan of nasty, hard porn, let your finges off this one. Well, I love nasty hard sex too, but I also love artistic, sophisticated porn with very beatiful women in an incredible scenery. Those, who saw the first two Island Fever movies know, what is waiting for him/her here. The style is the same: An relaxing soundtrack (where you don't can hear the actors) & highly erotic atmosphere through the whole movie. If you enjoyed Island Fever 1 & 2, you'll be blown away with this one! You'll get three of the hottest girls in porn to see in Island Fever 3: The always great looking Tera Patrick, the sweet hot blonde Devon, and last but not least the new Digital Playground super star Jesse Jane. I think, that she did the best job in this one. She did her scenes all very well, and shows in Island Fever 3, that she can better blow a dick than Devon & Tera.
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Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Steve Holmes, Bridgette Kerkove, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Pason, Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Nicoletta
Studio: Bad Ass
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: Stick It #2 is another Skeeter Kerkove feature from Badass Pictures. Ive never met Skeeter, but he seems like a nice-enough guy from the interviews he conducts with each girl before her scene. But the pirate scarf on the head fashion statement he adheres to makes him look like a 13-year old boy preparing for Halloween. And his film-making could be considered juvenile also. For example, at some point in every scene he makes the girls lie on their stomachs, reach back with both hands, and grab their high heels, all the while sucking dick. Looks stupid! In addition, Skeeter favors the latex and leather fetish look for all the girls, something that gets old after about two scenes. Skeeter can also be heard making comments throughout the action. Did someone ask for a play-by-play? Not me. As for the girls, brunette Shy Love, redhead Pason, and brown-haired Euro-Oriental Katsumi are especially lovely. Skeeters wife, Bridgette Kerkove, Gia Paloma, and Nicoletta are above average. Theres anal action in every scene, A2M in most, and open-mouth facials in all.
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Release date: 10/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Venus, Brett Rockman, Jamie Brooks, Isabel Ice, Makayla Cox, Isobel, Genesis Skye
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers. The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by howie
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Studio: Evolution Erotica
Review brief: Director: Tom Byron Cast (in scene order): Michelle Lay, Destiny St. Claire, Shayna Knight, Lyla Lei, Careena Collins, Gia Paloma My review: The appeal of this porno was 2 things: Michelle Lays first b/g anal scene and Destiny St. Claire. Michelle and Destiny are two beauties with long, straight black hair and slamming bodies. And boy oh boy, do they have great asses. Every scene starts with a tease segment and each girl posing and showing off their puckered asses. The teases are mixed with some music and a brief interview with Tom, the director. Scene 1 Michelle Lay: BJ > deepthroating > doggie vag > doggie anal > RCG anal > piledriver anal > mish anal Michelle preps for her first b/g anal by inserting a butt plug to loosen her tight ass as she so describes. The sex action in this scene was hot as Ben took control of the scene with Michelle as a willing partner. Michelle must have screamed out, Oh, my God a dozen times as Ben was fucking her ass at a furious pace. Before we come down hard on Ben, he was nice enough to give Michelles ass a rest or two for ATM.
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Release date: 7/25/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Gina, Alain Deloin, J.P.X., James Brossman, Pierre Woodman, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Suzanna Wienold, Petra Short, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Lara Stevens, Sophie (Hungarian), Elisabeth Rose, Nicole (Ukraine II), Erica Tchern
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Casting Couch #5 is another good reason to avoid most Euro porn. This compilation from Hustler basically wastes some pretty decent looking talent with uninspired sex and terrible editing. Each scene is preceded by a boring interview with the girl, with both the interviewer (probably Pierre Woodman) and the girl having typical trouble with the English language. Thats followed by a short striptease and posing session. Yawn! The first scene is from Exxxotica #2, and features brunette Drimla (who was interviewed) and Sophie Paris (who was not interviewed). Who knows who the guy was, since there was the customary lack of credits. The threesome romps on a beach complete with salt, sand, and breaking waves. Stupid! Sophie never touches the guy (who wears a nerdy hat throughout), but Drimla takes it in both holes and finishes him off with a facial. Blond Nicole takes on two guys in a segment snipped from XXX #15. These three might have been playing Blind Twister for all the fun they seemed to be having. Nicole gets DPd and finishes with a messy face.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Here we are on a Saturday and what is there to watch as far as porn, well I see a nice big boob movie all ready for reviewing so let's pop this baby in the player! You have several hotties in this one led by Sammie Rhodes, Raveness, and Holly Wellin. So get ready for lots of big hooters being shaken in your face and perhaps some good sex as well! Pandora Dreams: You start out with a great shot panning up Pandora's legs and she introduces herself while she is caressing her tits through her mesh top. You have several good shots then as Pandora shakes her tits and does some good squeezing. We don't forget her ass but this is a boob movie so we keep most of the shots concentrated on those funbags. Pandora tempts us nicely bending over letting those boobs hang down and she also strokes over her pussy so a nice hard on should be developing by now! There is a brief lick at one of her nipples but not enough.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Reno, Mick Blue, Renee Pornero, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Sarah Blue, Teagan Presley, Suzie Carina, Liliane Tiger
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Ass 7: scRUMPtious 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Teagan Presley, Liliane Tiger, Suzie Carina, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero and Sarah Blue My Life as of January 22, 2004 -- On the tube: Thinking XXX. The hour-long documentary about the making of the book, XXX: 30 Pornstar Portraits. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: The Village. I saw the ending coming a mile away but it was an enjoyable, evenly-paced and suspenseful journey up until that point. In the CD Player/Winamp: Queens Greatest Hits. With a band named QUEEN, no one should have been surprised when Freddie Mercurys sexuality was revealed. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Although hes since severed his relationship with DVSX, Bryan Xin remains one of the industrys top and most-wanted rookie directors. He saw great success as a first-time director (easily outselling his mentor) with DVSX, after short low-profile stints with Elegant Angel and then Sin City.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005 by MLyons
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Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Angels of Debauchery #2 Mike Lyons Reviews Directors Jonni Darkko Cast Dasha, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Ariana Jollee, Tory Lane, Mark Ashley, Tommi Gun, Zenza, Jerry.. Genre All Sex Condoms None Female Orgasms Lots of squirting--so several or none, depending on how you look at it. :) THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who appreciate all the hard core sex that today's performers can offer presented through the eye of an honest to God photographer. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who dislike anal sex, or those looking for any kind of story with their porn. REVIEW: I've had my eye on Jonni Darkko ever since he joined Digital Sin, and I've found his work quite compelling. In fact, I'd even venture to say that Darkko has had a very strong and lingering influence on the direction and overall flavor of Digital Sin's all sex offerings even now that he's been lured away b
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005 by picman
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Starring: Tommy, Devlin Weed, Nikki Santana, Amber Cones, D South, Hippy Chick, Wonder Tracey
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Prologue Since receiving this video I have been putting off screening it. I'm intrigued by all sorts of sex acts and appreciate the look of many different types of women, but to me, morbid obesity is revolting. Looking at the boxcover reveals that it may not be as bad as the title would indicate. Let's hope so, because I'm breaking with my usual MO and reviewing during my initial (and possibly only) viewing. I'll try to avoid the FF button and give this a fair shake. Amber Cones is introduced , and right away I can see that there's no lie to the title of this video. She's a plumper alright. She's been in the industry for two years and has made seven films. Amber admits to being a freak. That's ok because whoever she's matched up with must be equally freaky. She's faced with two black cocks and goes right to work engulfing one with her mouth and stroking the other. The guys start kneading her large mammaries. Amber isn't a shallow sucker and she chokes a little on their cocks.
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