Hit That Phat Ass Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  3/7/2005

Hit That Phat Ass

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

Recently, I reviewed another Heatwave title . I was a bit heated at the deceptive marketing employed to induce sales. I was so hot that I decided to see if Heatwave was still in business, because I hadn’t heard any buzz. Much to my surprise not only where they still in business, but their product selection is strong. The only thing worse than bad marketing is no marketing at all. I’m a fan of plenty of women that appear in their titles, but I had no idea some of those women were active, let alone in any new releases.

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EXXXPlosive

Even though I reviewed XXXPlosive in Phat Ass a while back, I saw her in this title long before I could even spell Stefano. This girl lives up to her name. The only down side is she’s packing more than TNT, she’s got at least 25 extra pounds. The good news is the fact that she looks good, and does a better job of masking the weight.

Scenes like this made Byron Long famous. I have tried to get more studios to take notice of his talent but word on the street is that he’s less than reliable. Fair enough, but I will say that when he’s on, he’s on, and that cat was on today!

The sex was top shelf, but the camera work did not do the chemistry justice. I could have used a lot more anal, and the little bit that was shot was not shot well. We could have used a seasoned cameraman here, but the scenes heat speaks for itself.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Unique

I can’t even speak on this girls ass. I wish I had a picture to show you, but just trust me when I say that it’s a show stoppa! Some girls make it clap, this girl is a one woman standing ovation.

I can’t be sure, but this girl looked higher than California gas prices. Guys like to eat after smokin’ dem trees, but it’s this reviewers opinion that women like to fuck after smoking broccoli.

Not quite as good as the last scene, but solid nonetheless.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Kelly Star

Why does the site of this woman make my shit so fuckin’ hard…? Something about this bitch gets my motor runnin’. Kelly was on the fast track until the HIV scare of 2004. Since then I’ve seen much less of her and when I see her now, she’s like a 6 speed manual transmission that refuses to shift out 5th. Kelly, why are you holdin back baby..?

Unlike the previous scene, anal opened this one up. The camera improves, Kelly’s freak came out, and Weeds dick got thick like a roll of frozen cookie dough. SOLID!

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Skyy

Something about Skyy reminds me of Cinnabunz, but Skyy is no Cinnabunz. She looks amazing here, but that nasty, ugly, unsightly facial piercing is a fuckin distraction to anyone that appreciates beauty.

The scene had promise, but did not deliver. Byron had enough wood to build a cabin, but if you ask me, that nasty ass piercing was enough for me to skip the whole scene.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

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I’ve never heard of Onyxxx before, but I assume that there are a partner, sister, or just secondary of Heatwave. This title was better than good, take out a facial piercing and put some polish on the camerawork and this could have been a classic. Either way it’s still worth a watch. If you are in the small percentage of people that loves good sex, or can appreciate all black features, I’d recommend you pick this up. Even if you feel frisky, rent it, but my guess is if you see it, you’ll buy it. It appears that the series continued, and I hope to see the other titles some day soon.

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