Tease Me Then Please Me 2 Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  3/12/2005

My very first submitted review. I’ve posted short thoughts about movies in my Porn Pool thread titled “HeyNow’s Quickie Reviews” that had more than 3 fans but now I am making the attempt to branch out to a slightly longer write-up. It won’t be well written, nor will it be a graphic description of the sex, but I will give the title an honest grade and you, the reader, a brief summary (very brief) of some scenes as I fast-forwarded through the title. It’s quite possible, even likely, that I will use commas at inappropriate times, create unusual sentence structures to say the least or use an abnormal amount of explanation points!!!!!!!

While I do like hardcore sex scenes as much as the next guy (or girl), I definitely want to see better than average production qualities. Good picture. Good color. Good lighting. Good make-up. And the girls should have smooth relatively unblemished skin. If a title isn’t up to par on these I lose interest quickly no matter how hot the sex is.

Okay, on to Tease Me Then Please Me 2. Grade: A. A great example of what a quality piece of porn should be. The video quality, lighting, etc. are near excellent!!!!!!!

But what about the girls?

They are great looking and beautifully photographed. I don’t get too hung up on specific girls though. I would never look at a cast list and say, oh, great cast. Most likely I wouldn’t know 3 out of 4 of them.

But in honor of my very first review submitted to ADT, I thought, hey I have a free hand!!! I can write down the names. (Each girl is a new scene.)

Jennifer Luv. Scene starts out with some tease (of course) in a beautiful, rich-looking, shower. We eventually get some nice POV blowjob action. Lots of eye contact with the camera. They move away from the POV into normal angles, the normal sex positions and facial. No anal in this one. But, for all the early tease, it’s one of the best scenes here.

Trina Michaels. Very large boobs. We get some tease outside with her wearing a red bikini top with white polka dots. Sexy! Later inside she poked in her butt (yes! We have anal!) in the reverse cowgirl position. That great position with her legs up in the air. We also get to see doggie style anal, bent over a couch.

Nautica Thorn. Pretty. It’s a rock-solid scene. I just didn’t have much interest in her and fast-forwarded through it. No anal.

Naudia Nyce. Some first-rate doggie style anal in this scene!

Tyla Wynn. Okay, even I know her. She’s been in lots and lots of titles over the last year (give or take, of course.) She’s a hardcore one, that’s for sure! But I’ll be polite and simply say that she is able to please two men at the same time. Or more directly, you might translate that into double anal penetration. Yes. Light those words up in blinking lights.

Another winner from Red Light District and Michael Stefano.

Running time: 2:20. 30 minutes of behind the scenes.