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Voluptuous 3 (Metro)

Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 4/4/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Crystal, Joel Lawrence, Alexa Rae, Mark Wood, Jocelyn, Olivia O'Lovely, Cailey Taylor, Taylor Starr, Tyler Starr, Stormy Daniels, Beverley Cox
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar

Review brief: Nothing like seeing a well endowed woman on screen and Metro has seven such hotties for us to feast our eyes on. One scene of note features the Potter Twins munching on Alexa Rae's cookie. Tell me any g/g fan wouldn't like to see twin sisters sharing another girl between them! Also we get another pre- Wicked scene from Stormy and I just love her entire look!! Some girls just do it for you in a big way and Stormy is that for me! So let's bury ourselves in breasts, breasts, and more breasts!! Bev Cocks: Whew, a nice hottie starts us off. Nice black lingerie and we get superb views of her gorgeous body. The sun really shines brightly all over this golden girls frame. Just look at her caressing her tits and stroking her pussy- hot stuff! We move indoors where Mark Wood gets the pleasure of this babes charms. Of course he's tasting those beautiful breasts as soon as he can plus he has a few fingers going over her panty covered pussy. Soon the panties are gone and Mark has a couple fingers going strong into her cookie.
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Temptress (Digital Sin)

Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/4/2003 by Goldmember

Starring: Julian, Tony Tedeschi, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Lee Stone, August, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Juliana Kincaid
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Cramer

Review brief: Temptress Directed by Nic Cramer Overall Impression I wanted to check this one out because I had heard good things about Carmen Luvana. For the most part I was fairly disappointed with this title. I suppose it makes for decent couples friendly porn, but for my money the camera work and overall look of the film is sub par. Plot "Paul a successful and conservative family man is involved in a fluke car accident and makes an impulsive decision to bring a victim back to his house. Once inside the home the beautiful crash victim, Jane Doe (Carmen) settles in as the family's nanny. Strange events start to take place in this once traditional household... Sex, intrigue and X-rated twists grip this family as they realize they have taken in the TEMTRESS." Scene 1 Petra The good old outdoor, carside shagging setup by watching some young thing wash her car. Not a bad scene, there is good energy as Julian and ???? provide some decent heat in this rather straight up 1on1.
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Pussyman 9: Feeding Frenzy

Release date: 1/6/2003
Reviewed on: 4/4/2003 by Goldmember

Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Summer Knight, Anna Malle, Rebecca Lord, Tammi Ann, Hank Armstrong, Bridgette Monroe, Will Divide, David Christopher, Micky Lynn, Kallenbach, Kenneth Keith, Marc Verlaine
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: David Christopher

Review brief: Pussyman 9: Feeding Frenzy Directed by David Christopher Overall Impression This new release is actually an old classic. If I remember correctly this film was originally released on VHS in the mid 90s. This is the ninth release in the Pussyman series, one of my favorite series of the 90s, staring countless number of premium 90s pornstars. It is nice to see Digital Playground getting these out. Plot IT'S ABOUT PUSSY MAN! Scene 1 Anna Malle A young tight bodied Anna Malle works her 90s magic on two lucky guys. A quality scene with some solid sexual banter as well as some nice eye contact from Anna. Although she was never one of my favorites I always admired her super fit body and obvious sexual appetite. Scene 2 Rebecca Lords I have always been a big fan of this French starlet. Rebecca Lords' accent drives me crazy every single time and her petite, but toned frame has a unique appeal. So if you are a fan of this 90s star there is no better reason to check out this disc.
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Anal Excursions 2 (Metro)

Release date: 11/13/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Dynamite, Rafe, Danielle Dynamite, Autumn Haze, Juliana Kincaid, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Trent Tesoro, Alex Rox, Alex Wooden
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove

Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 5 / 12 / 2002 and 6 / 13 / 2002 Director: Skeeter Kerkove Cast: Ashley Blue, Autumn Haze, Dynamite, Juliana Kinkaid, Melanie Jagger, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Rafe, Trent Tesoro, and Alex Rox Initial Expectations: Ill admit that Skeeter behind the camera worried me at first, but with what Im hearing of how hes done, Im kinda looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Ive gottta watch more of Skeeters movies! Who Should Watch It : All anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting soft, tender, loving anal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. You can hear a few comments from Skeeter now and then, but it feels more like theyre meant to be there than being poorly edited. The video is clear and well lit, and only shows a little grain. Unfortunately there are quite a few remnants and other blemishes that show up fairly regularly throughout the feature.
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Boxcover for Virtual Dreams
Virtual Dreams
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Nikita Denise, Kelly Erikson
Studio: Metro


Review brief: Running Time: approx. 52 min. Production Date: 4 / 22 / 2002 through 8 / 22 / 2002 Director: None credited (probably at his or her request) Cast: Nikita Deninse, Kelly Erikson, and you Initial Expectations: Im really curious about this one, and not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its a dream all right, but not a good one. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nikita Denise and Kelly Erikson Who Should Avoid It: Anybody curious about voice activated or virtual sex DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Its easily the best thing done on the DVD. The video is normally very good, but has problems. There are some bad flashes of pixelation during the sex portion of the feature, and some of the extra footage also has some noticeable pixelation. Music: None. Disc Problems: The voice activation part of the DVD doesnt work.
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Boxcover for Night Prowler (XTC)
Night Prowler (XTC)

Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Sebastian Cruz, Leaf Hendrickson, Dee Campatelli, Allan Jennings, Zack Green, Lee Jordan, Jay Roc, Michael Ash
Studio: XTC


Review brief: Dee Campetelli and Jay Roc are seated on a sofa watching a football game on which Jay has placed a big bet when the reception conks out. They call a repairman, Allen Jennings, who needs to be paid $50 before installing the new cable box. The boys have no money and offer their services. Dee is a very young brunet who is cute in a goofy sort of way. Jay is blond (his pubes are black) rather desirable despite some acne scars. Allan iswell, Allan is s-e-x-y! He has a few days growth of hair on his face and plenty of hair on his balls. Dee begins by sucking Allans cock and it goes from soft to hard in short order. A stark naked Jay now scrambles across the back of the sofa to offer his already stiff dick to Allan. Allanit must be notedis a super sucker. He further demonstrates his oral skills by blowing both boys simultaneously. Allan then bottoms for Jay while continuing to demonstrate his sucking ability on Dee. Dee cums on his face. Jay continues to fuck the sexy dude in a mission position during which Allan shoots. Jay follows suit.
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Boxcover for Good Morning Men
Good Morning Men

Release date: 3/29/2003
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by YogaGrrl


Studio: Daddy Oohhh


Review brief: Cast: Victor Rios, Simon August, Benton Place and Roman Reade (all performers are clearly identified by credit screens preceding their scenes and also by clips in the end credits, which I appreciate). Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D. Writer: Steven E. Webb Production date: ©2002 Length: 73 min. Extras: A 15-min. behind-the-scenes featurette and four performer galleries with 68 photos each. Audio/visual quality: The visual quality is somewhat hit-and-miss, but when it hits, it's quite nice. The lighting is about right, and very good use is made of natural sunlight in several places. The camera angles are also pleasing, with occasional peeks around the shower walls or bed canopy to give a voyeuristic feel. Video problems include soft focus shifts, slightly rough edits, mild camera shake, significant grain, a bit of moiré and a few artifacts. The technical issues are definitely noticeable, yet not so distracting that they ruin the movie.
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Boxcover for Freakazoids 3
Freakazoids 3

Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 4/2/2003 by -lunacy-

Starring: India, Hazel, Cashmere, Kiwi, Nicole Le, Purl
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dale Jordan

Review brief: Freakazoids #3 ByElegant AngelStarlet's Kiwi Cashmere Hazel Luci Pearl Sumone India Nichole Le PenisesTony Everready Wesley Pipes HighlightsAnal Brown Skin Girls Facials Natural Breasts       At First Glance      Yummy! Brown skinned goddesses gettin' freaky! The Basics -Freakazoids #3-Genre: Straight - 6 chapters-Overall Value- $10.00The Run Down      Each scene starts pretty much the same, a small introduction from each girl along with a strip tease, dance then on into their scene. I rather prefer this format, no failed attempts at dialogue to muddle through.          This was really an odd combination of scenes.
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Boxcover for Hardcore Training 2
Hardcore Training 2

Release date: 3/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/2/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Cassandra, Katrina, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Cherie Potter, Shanny, Lexus Locklear, Caprice [IV]
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: It is time for RLD's second journey up to the Great White North, Montreal to be specific. By the looks of these girls I'm sure a hot and nasty time was had by all. Brandon Iron was at the helm for this entry so again I would look for hot nasty in your face fucking-- Just what you'd want from an RLD release!! So let's get some serious training going on some of these babes, eh!! Lexus: This nice attractive girl is up first and we see she's wearing the requisite red & black checkered skirt and a nice revealing white top. This will be a new experience for Lexus as she's taking on two men today. Nice close footage is shot of her ass! Gotta love the accent! Some more tease footage is shot before she gets joined by Brian Pumper and Mr. Pete. Right off we start with Lexus giving a superb dual blowjob. I just love seeing a girl kneeling between two guys trading off their schlongs. This canadian babe proves to be a pretty good know polisher and the action is filmed well. Lexus is up for some coaching tips from Mr.
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Boxcover for Naughty College School Girls 27
Naughty College School Girls 27

Release date: 2/5/2003
Reviewed on: 4/2/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Jaden, Taylor Ann, Veronica Lace, Tabitha Blue, Kaylani Lei
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz, Andre Madness

Review brief: Title: Naughty College School Girls #27 Overall: 3.0 Female: 4.0 Male; 2.5 Audio: 3.0 Worth: $12 Sex: 3.5 Plot: n/a Extras: 1.5 Studio: Digital Sin One of the tried and true themes throughout porns history is that of the schoolgirl. There is just something about a cute girl in a checkered skirt and tight white shirt which makes dicks hard and pussies drip!! Digital Sin has a good series going with Naughty College School Girl and Kaylani leads a nice looking group of girls for this volume. Let's see what these lovelies have in store for us. Kaylani: This extremely hot woman is up first. Dillon gives her shoulders a bit of a rub down before the two share a kiss. Kaylani has got that cute island girl face and a tight young body to match. There is some over the clothes breast and pussy rubbing but soon Kaylani's shirt is lifted and her tits get some nice attention. Next is some oral sex for this beauty, but it's to bad the view is so dark that Dillon's big head obscures you seeing her nice pussy getting licked.
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Boxcover for Space Invaderz (Evil Angel)
Space Invaderz (Evil Angel)

Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 4/2/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Jessica, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Justine Romee, Mario, Joy, Aurora Snow, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Judy Star
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 4 / 10 / 2002 Director: Jules Jordan Cast: Aurora Snow, Judy Starr, Justine Romee, Joy, Jessica, Mario, Jay Ashley, Mark Ashley, Pat Myne, Brett Rockman, and Erik Everhard Initial Expectations: Jules always gives me high, ahem, expectations. Initial Reaction: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who Should Watch It : Double everything fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks size doesnt matter Audio /Video Quality: As usual, Jules Jordan has some of the best technical aspects in gonzo porno. The audio is clear and well balanced, with the only audio problem being an airplane flying over during one scene, and the video is very clear. Theres barely any sign of grain, and although the lighting isnt consistent, it never interferes with the feature and helps give the feature an artistic feeling. Music: None. Menus: The menus show the same care that almost all of Evil Angels menus do.
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Boxcover for Ace's Place
Ace's Place

Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2003 by robertjack

Starring: Casey Williams, Robert Balint, Trace Hansen
Studio: Studio 2000


Review brief: Synopsis Ace Hanson (former Dude Dorm JO artist Eric Reins) makes his second film for Studio 2000. This time around he plays the central character who binds the scenes together. He also stars in the first and last scenes. The film also features Robert Balint, Trent Atkins, Casey Williams, Rhett O'Hara, Travis Reed, Randy Stone, Brad Rudolph, Alex Leon and Clay Foxe. Ace's Place is an all male resort (filmed at the Citadel in Palm Springs) that Ace is trying to keep together. Scene 1 The film opens with Ace dreaming of handyman Robert Balint. In fact, he gets so worked up dreaming of Balint that he has to call his Fuck Buddy Trent Atkins to help him relieve his stress. Trent is a hot new blonde bottom boy who has been making the rounds of late. (I have also heard he was a diver at the Gay Olympics in Sydney). This scene is really hot. The two attack each other at the door kissing wildly until Ace orders Trent to get down on his knees and give him a blow job. Trent is quite adept at getting all of Ace down his throat.
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Boxcover for Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back (Evil Angel)
Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back (Evil Angel)

Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Darren James, Alexa Rae, Sabrine Maui, August, Brian Pumper, Melanie Jagger, Dawn Ivy
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 3 / 14 / 2003 Director: Jules Jordan Cast: Cris Taliana, August, Melanie Jagger, Sabrine Maui, Alexa Rae, Mandingo, Mr. Marcus, Brian Pumper, and Darren James Initial Expectations: Jules makes some of the best fuck flicks around. I cant go in with anything less than sky high expectations. Initial Reaction: If Luke Skywalker would have known about this he would have ran to the dark side! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves interracial sex or fine asses Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks sex should be quick and finished or slow and boring Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Evil Angel, the technical aspects are excellent. The audio is very clear and well balanced, while the video is free from grain and evenly lit through most of the entire movie. There are a few moments that do show a little grain, but theyre very few and very far between. The lighting is a bit more problematic, but since Jordan often uses natural light in his scenes Im a bit more forgiving towards this.
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Boxcover for Lingerie (Red Light District)
Lingerie (Red Light District)

Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Carmen, Steve Holmes, Austin, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Austin O'Riley, Anna Belle, Cynara Fox, Courtney Devine, Leila De Santos, Katrina Ko, Dick Delaware
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Here is an interesting series idea from the folks at RLD. We all like to look at a beautiful woman, well RLD takes that a step further by placing more emphasis on what these beauties are wearing, namely their lingerie. Sure you still get the hot nasty sex RLD is good at shooting but the girls will look a bit more hot as they get fucked hard. During each scene each girl will keep on various parts of the lingerie they start out wearing, usually it's the stockings. So let's see some sexily clad babes get boned silly shall we!! Courtney: This ebony babe is up first and she certainly is raising my temperature with her hot talk and she looks great in her all black lingerie. Courtney lets us know just how she likes to be fucked and she enjoys action in all her holes!! David gives us some fine shots of this babes assets so let's see who joins her. After rubbing in some lotion and looking hot doing it Michael Stefano joins her. Right off he goes for her perky tits and Courtney is busy pleasuring her pussy with a few fingers.
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Boxcover for Bringing Out Brother
Bringing Out Brother

Release date: 8/25/2002
Reviewed on: 4/1/2003 by folkyboy


Studio: All Worlds Video


Review brief: Title: Bringing Out Brother Studio: All Worlds Producer: Dan Cross Director: Doug Jeffries Videographer: James C. Stark Editor(s): Andrew Rosen Music: Rock Hard Cast: Devon Barry, Rod Barry, Sean Paris, Billy Kincaid, Alex Le Monde, Aaron Tanner, and Colton Ford Date of Production: December 2001/January 2002 Running Time: 96 minutes Extras: Chapter selection, photo gallery, Doug Jeffries commercial for All Worlds Resort The Story Devon Barry receives a "Dear John" card from his girlfriend Tina. Realizing it's the end of a relationship he held dear to him, Devon decides that the only thing he needs is his older brother Rod. After flying out to Rod's lavish mansion and resting and relaxing, Rod has no choice but to "take care" of his brother. After he finishes, Devon won't even remember Tina's name... Scene One (Rod Barry & Billy Kincaid) The movie starts out with Rod receiving the infamous phone call from his brother. He's "busy" and tells him he'll meet him at the airport after he finishes up.
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Boxcover for Private Gold 56: Gladiator 3
Private Gold 56: Gladiator 3

Release date: 1/20/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Nat Hocken

Starring: David Perry, Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Barbarella, Claudia Jamsson, Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Dora Venter, Lynn Stone, Toni Ribas, Mandy Bright, Barby, Brenda Logan, Tiffany Diamond, Henriette, Dieter Von Stein
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo

Review brief: Its not easy to imagine. A professionally produced feature film, an acclaimed director at the helm, an attractive castit seems ludicrous, impossible, yet Antonio Adamo has done it. Hes managed to make lesbian sex look pathetic. This has nothing to do with taste or preference. Some people like girl/girl, some people dont. Thats never stopped the girls from getting off just the same. No, what Adamos done here, in the conclusion of his Gladiator trilogy, is put on film a visual representation of the sexual chauvinism that preaches a good fuck is all thats standing between a lesbian and real sex. While Lynn Stone and Barbarella moan with heterosexual orgasmic pleasure in the foreground of the movies second scene, a couple of chicks remain interminably locked in a weak, quiet 69 in the background. Adamos close-ups dont add any excitement to the tryst; they merely clarify how unsatisfying it must be. Bad girl/girl is rife in the porn industry, but its rare to find a scene that makes it look quite as pointless as this one does. Pointless, too, is the Roman setting.
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Boxcover for Best of Pacific Northwest Hardcore 1, The
Best of Pacific Northwest Hardcore 1, The

Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Liza, Georgina, Akane, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland

Review brief: Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, CeeCee, Georgina, Liza, Maria, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent impressed me much so far, and Im not expecting them to start here. Initial Reaction: Its not too bad. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. Its often slightly out of balance and theres nothing edited out so you hear things like background noises and the cameraman asking the performers to do things like look at them before you see a flash of the still camera or give me some sort of facial reaction, which results in a stoned look. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and doesnt show too much grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Boxcover for Video Virgins Gold 4
Video Virgins Gold 4

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Saki

Starring: Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Torri, Vanity, Amber Michaels, Peris Bleau, Renee LaRue
Studio: Digital Sin


Review brief: Video Virgins Gold 4 (1999) Studio Digital Sin / New Sensations Genre All-sex Director None credited Starring Renee LaRue, Peris Bleau, Vanity, Jewel De'Nyle, Torri, Amber Michaels, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, and Brandon Iron Running Time 1:51 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 18-picture hardcore & softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Video Virgins Gold 1-4, North Pole 4 & 5, and Electric Sex Typical Watchers All-sex fans on a budget Typical Haters Extreme raincoaters, natural breast lovers, and people who don't like all-sex videos Replay Value Medium Themes Facials, creative positions, big breasts, girl-girl, toys, solo masturbation, teasing Condoms None that I can recall If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations at this time    Every now and again, I'm surprised by a budget-priced DVD.  I picked up Video Virgins Gold 4 for less than $10, and while budget porn is usually a "get what you pay for" type of experience, I
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Iron Maidens

Release date: 10/16/2002
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Saki

Starring: Obsession, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Ashley, Layla Jade, Bella, Caramel, Belladonna, Nikita Denise, Calli Cox, Tommi Rose, Judy Star
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Lexington Steele

Review brief: Iron Maidens (2002) Studio Diabolic Genre Interracial Director Lexington Steele Starring Obsession, Tommie Rose, Layla Jade, Ashley, Nikita Denise, Judy Star, Jewel De'Nyle, Jewels Jade, Belladonna, Cali Cox, Caramel, and Lexington Steele  Running Time 2:19 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer (DVD-10) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; full-motion video chapter selection menu; 23-picture (hardcore and softcore) photo gallery; and trailers for Panochitas 6-8, Lewd Conduct 8-10, Debauchery 8-10, Gang Bang Auditions 4-6, 2 On 1 7-9, Down The Hatch 3-5, A Pervert's Point of View, and Un-Natural Sex 2-4 Typical Watchers Huge dick or interracial fans Typical Haters Anyone who winces when watching especially big dicks or deep penetration Replay Value Medium Themes Interracial, female masturbation, girl-girl, dirty talk, pussy-to-mouth, anal, ass-to-mouth, pussy gapes, tattoos, piercings, multiple male orgasms Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks
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Position Impossible

Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey


Review brief: There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage.
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Boxcover for Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass 6: Octoberpussy
Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass 6: Octoberpussy

Release date: 5/20/2002
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Ian Daniels, Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Tye, Elle Devyne, Lexington Steele, Envy, Santino Lee, Midori, Rayveness, Layla Jade, Aurora, Dizzy
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Running Time: 106 min. (cover states 120 min.) Production Date: 9 / 27 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Rayveness, Envy, Aurora, Midori, Elle Devyne, Tye, Brandon Iron, Lexington Steele, Dizzy Blond, Ian Daniels, Santino Lee, and Sean Michaels Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck with this series, but theres some awfully fine females this time around thats giving me a bit more hope. Initial Reaction: Theres some darn hot sex, but the technical aspects hold it back severely. Who Should Watch It : Fans of interracial and anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who gets motion sickness Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but gets a bit scratchy at times as if the microphone was maxed out. The video, however, didnt impress me much. It only has a little grain, but its also on the dark side, has frequent soft focus problems, and has an effect done to it that makes it seem jerky. Its almost like watching porn with a strobe light turned really fast, and it quickly started to hurt my eyes.
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Boxcover for California Gold
California Gold

Release date: 9/12/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by dano

Starring: Jasper, Jason Nichols, Tommy Saxx, Clint Fox, Lee Walbash, Roberts, John, Chris Owen, Eli, Chris Masters
Studio: Rad Video


Review brief: First Word: This was the best available for rental recently, and I had seen a lot of interesting stills on the radvideo.com site, so I decided to check it out.Video: California GoldStudio: Junior StudioDirector: Richard MorganDate of Production: August 2000Cast: Christian Owen, Lee Walbash, Jasper, Clint Fox, Tommy Saxx, John Roberts, Chris Masters, Eli and Jason NicholsThe Story: Christian Owen narrates a story about how he and his friends "found gold" in the forest areas not far from Los Angeles.Scene 1 (Lee Walbash): Lee, the taller guy on the cover, is riding his motorcycle shirtless and pulls over on a beautiful overlook to take a leak. Inspired by who knows what he gets back on his motorcycle and jerks off. Lee is a bottle blond with a nice enough physique who, despite his short stature, has a long dick. Unfortunately, it's not very appealing, as it is skinnier than two fingers and has a crook in the middle that makes it look like a boomerang.
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Boxcover for Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The
Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The

Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Jasmine, Jennifer, Georgina, Kat, Arial, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Delias
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland

Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 95 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Arial, Charis, Delias, Georgina, Jasmine, Jennifer, Kat, Santa Fe, and Secily Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers have barely had a hit with me in their scenes, let alone their full features. Im expecting my fast forward finger to get a lot of exercise here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes, but most of its just as disappointing as usual. Who Should Watch It : Fans of amateur girls masturbating Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of heat or a well put together disc Audio /Video Quality: The audio lacks more than a little. The audio is almost entirely the music, and you barely get any actual sounds of sex. When you do, theyre normally so obviously dubbed that I started to wonder if the Brookland Brothers had something to do with the early Godzilla movies. The video is a little better, but not much. The camera is constantly moving and normally offers views that seem a little off.
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Boxcover for Hustler Platinum 5: Arsenic 2
Hustler Platinum 5: Arsenic 2

Release date: 2/25/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Lilly, Alicia, Alain Deloin, Lucia, J.P.X., Pascal St. James, Orsolya, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Angie Scott, Sophie Paris, Phillipe D., Csoky Ice, Suzie (Hungarian), Gabriella Tchekan, Lyty Berty, Alicia Klerk
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: Hustler Platinum 5: Arsenic part 2 Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Orsolya, Lucia, Lilly, Gabriella Tchekan, Suzie, Sophie, Drimla, Alain Deloin, Pascal St James, Philippe Duroc, Bob Terminator, JPX Running time: 1hr 45mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Though I missed part 1 of this murder-mystery thriller from Pierre Woodman, I hardly feel disadvantaged, for two reasons. One, this concluding part opens with a five-minute recap of part one. Two, as is evident from this recap, part two is much like part one in consisting largely of hardcore sex with the slender thread of plot spun out to beyond breaking point.
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Boxcover for Sexx the Hard Way 9
Sexx the Hard Way 9

Release date: 2/12/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Lulu, Chris Bell, Roni, Ellen Padrilla, Fabio Caesar, Lubaro Fernanz, Mayka Corvalto
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nacho Vidal

Review brief: Sexx The Hard Way 9 Studio: Digital Sin/New Sensations Director: Nacho Vidal Cast: Ellen, Lulu, Roni, Mayka, Chris Bell, Juliano Ferraz, Giovani, Fabio Cesar Running time: 1hr 23mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Sexx The Hard Way is Nacho Vidal's second line for Digital Sin/New Sensations, typically offering more diverse, individual scenes than his signature Killer Pussy line, sometimes inconsistent, sometimes offering a number of those special moments that Nacho reaches at his best. However, there appears to be some debate as to whether Sexx The Hard Way 9 is actually a Nacho Vidal movie at all.
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