Confused Bisexual, The Review

A Male Media One Production © 1999
Printed on DVD: First date of commerce Jan 2000, © 2002

Female Cast: Tina Tyler, TJ Hart

Male Cast: Bruce Hill, Ethan Starr, Cody Tyler, Drew Andrews, Jason Nikas, Blade Thompson

Note on Cast Credits: I've seen most of the male talent before, but haven't had to match up names with faces. If I've made any mistakes, let me know so that I can correct them.

Audio/Video Quality: The video quality is good. The background music volume is consistent. The audio from the performers goes up and down, at times making it difficult to hear them well.

Music: Same porn rag background all the way through.

Disc Problems: A couple of slight video skips.

Comments: I've scornfully eyed this title a few times at my local video super store. Most of the truly bisexual people I know are pretty secure about their sexuality, and not at all confused. I met one woman who emotionally flip-flopped like a fish out of water, but come on. Anyway, the pickin's are a bit slim for this genre, so what the hell. Here goes.

Scene Selection: 8 preview clips with a total of 4 scenes.

Scene 1: Bruce Hill, Tina Tyler, Ethan Starr
Bruce is masturbating on the couch. Tina comes in with Ethan and wants to share him. "What are you getting me into?" says Bruce as Ethan strokes him. The background music makes it hard to hear their voices. Tina really gets into it, with her hard nub as proof while Ethan eats her. There's oral and anal action with the boys on each other, and double time with them eating Tina's pussy. But alas, heavy sigh, no orgasm for Tina. Tina sits in the middle and strokes Ethan and Bruce. Bruce pops first in her left hand and I notice she's wearing her wedding band. It's a long handjob for Ethan until he finally comes.

Scene 2: TJ Hart, Drew Andrews
TJ is lying back on cushions and Drew joins her. He sucks her titty then pulls aside her panty to eat her. There's some close up fingering and doing her clit. She's aroused. He stands and she kneels to blow him. TJ and Drew look (and sound) good together. "I want that big fat cock in my tight little wet pussy." She lies back as he kneels to enter her. She's got a big hard nub and is definitely enjoying this. The scene cuts between pile driver and kneeling are not sequentially consistent. She gets on her knees for doggy and things heat up. Drew rips off the condom to jerk onto her ass. They kiss.

Scene 3: Tina Tyler, TJ Hart, Cody Tyler
Tina and TJ are on the bed. TJ sucks Tina's tit, then Tina undresses her. Cody enters and says, "What's going on?" Tina says, "I thought since it's your birthday next week, I'll give you your present." TJ unzips Cody to give his pierced cock some oral attention as Tina watches. Tina fingers TJ. Cody licks TJ's hard clit and eats her as she moans her appreciation, while Tina is giving him head. Cody does TJ doggy as Tina lies underneath to manually stimulate her. Tina lies back for Cody to do her in a kneeling mish while TJ sucks Cody's tit. Cody jerks off to a spray on Tina's belly.

Scene 4: Jason Nikas, Blade Thompson
This scene is very different, and interesting for a change. Blade comes home to find Jason playing with his toys. Jason has a penis pump and Blade says, "Do you know how to use them?" Jason replies, "No." Blade says, "It's supposed to make your dick really big." He breaks out a large bottle of Falcon lube and proceeds with a demonstration. I'm not sure I believe Blade when he says that he used to be small. Personally I'm not about to inflate MY penis with one of those things (naturally engorged is fine with me), but this is a real instruction on the use of a penis pump. They lose the pumps and Jason goes down on Blade. Blade tells Jason to go get another toy, a dildo. Blade says, "Sit down and stick it up your ass." Blade jerks off and comes on Jason's thigh, then Jason jerks off to a finish. Blade says, "Don't touch my toys again. Go get your own." Some of the setup is preposterous, like who would have two identical penis pumps in their personal toy collection? But hey, it's a porno.

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Extras:
None to speak of.
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Audio Setup:
Stereo
5.1 Surround Sound

Themes: Bisexual, toys

Mr. Woody says: Three quarters erect

Overall: This is fairly average and representative of what's out there in bisexual porn. It's a generic Bi Chance Video number, with uncredited director. The lighting is OK. Condom use is consistent, with no oral or facial pop shots. A lot of the close-ups tend to be clinical, and the camera dwells on some shots a bit too long in scene 1. There is certainly sex between the guys, but not a lot of intimacy. Drew and TJ's hetero coupling in scene 2 generate the most heat. I was hoping for a bit more in scene 3 from Tina and TJ, my two favorite ladies in bisexual porn. Scene 4 was a surprise, but doesn't tip my personal scale for eroticism. The pretext for the title and the set-up for some of the scenes is pretty lame. What I do like about it overall is that the sex is honest. No one appears to be faking anything or putting on a show. There is also quite a bit of variety, so it doesn't end up being boring.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me at RobEHammer@aol.com.