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The Pocketcomb Pimp's Platinum X Pictures Movie Reviews (27)

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Boxcover for Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures)
Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 12/6/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Alicia Rhodes, Jake Malone, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Poppy Morgan, Sophie Dee, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: Dirty Birds Get Ready To Eat Crow! Director: Tim Von Swine Studio: Platinum X Pictures Running: 140 min Genre: Gonzo - Euro Release: 2005 I dont know about you, but I cant watch porn unless I have a reason. Im not a big fan of Euro women, but a couple do turn my crank, and they happen to be in this title. 1 is the ass fucked Poppy Morgan an 2 is the fake tittied Michelle B. Prepare for the PCP transmission of Dirt Birds (This aint no Red Robin!) Scene Breakdowns: Poppy Morgan Lets start this off with Poppy Morgan. From the 1st time I saw her I knew I was seeing something special. She had solid potential, but her makeup was less than impressive. Today all the kinks have been worked out and there is no doubt why she was chosen to kick this off.
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Boxcover for Anal POV Sluts
Anal POV Sluts

Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Steve Holmes, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Flower Tucci, Rachel Luv
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: Steve Holmes' Anal POV Sluts Anal Camera Crisis Director: Steve Holmes Studio: Platinum X Pictures Running: 120 min. Est Genre: POV Anal Release: Jan 2005 The Pocketcomb Prognosis For the longest time I never paid Mr. Holmes any attention, but I now see that he is not only a solid performer, but packing the good wood. Hes not a young as some of the guys in the game, but hes every bit a talent. The title started out with Flower Tucci. Some people really like this girl. Personally Im not impressed with her work and I damn sure know that her shape was 10 times better when she was signed to Seymours company. With that in mind I have to say that this scene was pretty good. I wasnt impressed with her physical appearance, but the sex had chemistry. Te camera work here was good and my favorite part was the anal. Flower claimed that she didnt know she was squirting when Steve was sack deep in her colon.
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Boxcover for Dual Invasion 3
Dual Invasion 3

Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Stefano, Dillan Lauren, Courtney Cummz, Claire Robbins, Crissy Cums
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Dual Invasion #3 Invade Makes The Grade! Director: John Strong Studio: PXP Running: 120 min est. Genre: dp-Anal Release: June 2005 John Strong is the Babe Ruth of porn. John is a heavy hitter and always swings for the fence. The down side is his movies are either home runs or strike outs. Hes tends to overpower women in his movies and the one two punch of Stefano and Strong makes me nervous with some of these young women. Stefano is borderline Max Hardcore, but the women are prettier and his reputation is still intact. Scene Breakdowns: Dillan Lauren 1st time I saw this girl I was turned off by her fair skin. The second time I saw her in action her skin was still fair, but her performance was on fire. Today shes tan and tasty.
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Boxcover for Intensities In 10 Cities 2
Intensities In 10 Cities 2

Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Victoria, Guy DiSilva, Kira, Katrina, Steve Holmes, Priscilla, Suzanne, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Silvia Lancome, Jazz Duro, Gloria Gucci, Jasmine Byrne, Leanna Bacci, Emily Steele, Randi Taylor
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Intensities In 10 Cities Running Time: 240 min.est Production Date: November 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise How many times have I told you that you can take PXP at their word when you read the title of their productions. The rub comes in the fact that in this instance I didnt do it. Once I got around to looking closer at this title I saw two things that were staring me in the face all along. #1 The fact that production of this title would span 10 cities. #2 The fact that 10 cities would most likely span at least 2 DVDs. If I had to law wager, Id say that Brandon is the bet shooter in the PXP camp. In the days when Stefano was on board those two were a duo that might take down Jordan and Pippen. That said, I have to say that I like to see Brandon behind the camera instead of in front. Hes a solid performer, but his aggressive style and choice of women in most cases dont keep my boat afloat. The women in this title are for the most part gorgeous and even though most arent domestic, the sex was still hot.
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Boxcover for Double D P.O.V. (Platinum X Pictures)
Double D P.O.V. (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 2/11/2005
Reviewed on: 8/29/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Vince Vouyer, Shy Love, Eve Laurence, Trina Michaels, Yasmine Vega, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: DD POV Running Time: 140 min. EST. Production Date: January 2005 The Pocketcomb Premise A few months back I get a call from fellow reviewer CJ. Okay, it wasnt a call, it was an email. I thought it was quite odd because on the occasions that we do speak, its usually at my calling. Although it was merely text, I could hear it being said in the words of Ol Dirty Bastard. Yo son, I just watched DD POV from RLD and you gonna luvvvvvvvv thisssssssssss. Of course I enquired if it was truly that good and CJs response was, I know what you like and this ones got it. That said, I know that you can always take RLD at their word when it comes to titles. Historically they never leave anything to the imagination. Hell, I could see Sean Michaels with a with his dick through a donut and Tee Real on the back door of Nikki Hunter in a title called Two Brothas, a Bitch & Bagel. Im not a fan of The Big Tit Genre. I think thats because it always focuses on Big Naturals.
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Boxcover for Steve Holmes' Perversions
Steve Holmes' Perversions

Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Jewel De'Nyle, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jackie Moore, Ariana Jollee, Hypnotic, Gia Paloma, Sara Rose
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: Steve holmes' Perversions Running Time: 120 min. est The Pocketcomb Premise Pocketcomb Lovin back up in you yet again! I would assume if you are on this site pervert is a moniker that you are familiar with. People here have called me all kinds of insulting names because I have an open love for both gonzo and anal theme movies. Im a man, and as a man I want to fuck. I dick dip my woman at least three times a day. Twice before I shut my eyes at night, and I wake up with the roosters doing the cock walk, not to mention the weekend nooner and weekday Honey, Im Home lovin. As a single man my goal was to hit as many women as possible and it wasnt unheard of to tap 4-6 different asses a week. Call me what you want, but some might say I have something in common with todays top talent. Ariana Jolie I dont know if better legs are in the business today. It doesnt end there either. This girl has ass enough to crush cantaloupes.
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Boxcover for Ass 2 Mouth 1 (Platinum X Pictures)
Ass 2 Mouth 1 (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 8/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/19/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Jada Fire, Jada, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven, Ashley Haze, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Ass 2 Mouth Running Time: 120 min. Est. Lauren Phoenix Lauren is on of the prettiest, nastiest and leggy women to come down the line in some time. She reminds me a lot of classic star Debi Diamond. Like Debi, Lauren is a little soft around the tummy, but far from fat. She also has the ability to take large men in her anus just like Ms. Diamond. This scene brought a lot of action and vocal pleas, but it was pretty unbelievable in my opinion. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Katrina Kraven Ms. Kraven is a tad light on makeup today, but it looks good on her. Katrina has surprised me on more than one occasion, but I still cant call myself a fan. Ill be upfront and tell you that Katrina and J Strong are most likely the two people that I would like to see the least in the same scene. Once again, this is the beauty of porn, and every dog has there day. The camera and heat here both won me over and I have to give this scene a passing grade.
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Boxcover for Sex Fiends (Platinum X Pictures)
Sex Fiends (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 3/17/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Jasmine, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sativa Rose, Nikki Lauren, Holly Wellin, Keri Sable
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Movie Title Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: September 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise PCP is back with another PXP review. The last time I checked in with J Strong the anger was a bit heavy for The Pimp, but I know some of you guys out there dig the aggressive side of porn. Keri Sable What happened to this girl? She used to be everywhere at the end of 2004, now it seems that my fellow porn people have forgotten about her. I guess thats the life of a porn star. One week you cant read a thread on ADT without hearing about someone and the next week theyre yesterdays news. Right about the time the scene kicked off, my favorite Latina, Sativa Rose entered the shot. Sativa appears to have slimmed down a bit, but I am gonna go on record by saying I loved the old Sativa better. Part of her appeal was those wicked curves that those extra 10-15 pounds brought to the game. Sativa is my kind of freak. You can tell that masturbation and freakiness were part of her daily routine before she could even spell Platinum X Pictures.
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Boxcover for Taste Her Ass
Taste Her Ass

Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/17/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Olivia O'Lovely, Jackie Moore, Kurt Lockwood, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Isabel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Jean Val Jean, Tyla Wynn, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Kylie Ireland

Review brief: Taste Her Ass Running Time: 2 hours Est. Production Date: Sept-Oct 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise Not since the Pepsi Challenge has tasting fluid been such a hot commodity. This is another title in the rapidly growing Kylie Ireland catalog at PXP. Im gonna be upfront and say on the record that I dont believe that Ms. Ireland is fully in control of her series, but its just my personal opinion. Based on the BTS of this and Nearly Wrecked , I think shes a producer at best. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Either way, this applies across the board. How do you direct a title with a dick in your ass? Looks to me you are taking a whole lot more direction that you are giving. Kami Andrews & Tyla Wynn Scene starts out with Steve Holmes driving a Gran Prix (Pronounced Grand Pricks). The females named above couldnt be more opposite of each other. Kami is thick, augmented, dominate and maturing in the biz. Tyla is thin, natural and giggly as hell.
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Boxcover for Ass Wreckage
Ass Wreckage

Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/18/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Kylie Ireland, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Van Damage, Sledge Hammer, Dominica Leoni, Julie Night, Sandra Romain, Jamie Brooks, Barbara Summer, Tyla Wynn, Jason Horne, Tee Reel
Directed by: Kylie Ireland

Review brief: Ass Wreckage Running Time: 120 min? Production Date: September 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise Have you ever seen a train wreck? Im not talking about a bunch of naked bodies strewn all over the place grasping for free flesh, but a major pile up. Skip that, ever seen 35 cars twisted beyond recognition after one hit a patch of black ice. Imagine your worse traffic casualty, and transfer the carnage to these womens assholes! Sondra Romain [ /image ] --> I just got hip to this girl in Steve Holmes Sluts Inc. Based on the cover for Ass Wreckage; I sought out any title to get a better look at her ass. Id love to call this girl flawless, but she lost a couple points based on her lack of chest. This scene was straight to the ass, and these guys used her like an Ass Test Dummy. Unfortunately, the more I watched this scene, the less I believed. The action was fairly good, but over acted, and came off more like an exercise than an orgasm.
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Boxcover for Hot Ass Latinas 2
Hot Ass Latinas 2

Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 12/16/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jazmin, Manuel Ferrara, Olivia O'Lovely, Kelli Tyler, Rio Mariah, Roxy Jezel, Luccia, Tee Reel
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Hot Ass Latinas Running Time: 2+ hours. Production Date: 9-13-2004 The Pocketcomb Premise If you read my reviews, you may have caught on that each studio eventually gets there own theme. For some reason PXP titles, end up being defined by looking at root words in the title. Todays title is Hot Ass Latinas. I hate to give away the movie straight out of the gate, but Sean missed the boat starting with the title. Latina is a word that is short for Latin American. Its often extended to people of Spanish or Hispanic decent as well. Two women come straight out and tell you that they are Brazilian, and another looks Asian, not to mention the Italian looking women in the Bonus scene. Brazilian women are not Latina, the root of Brazil stems from Portuguese. It appears that Mr. Michaels has Daisy Fuentes confused with Nelly Furtado. Either way, it was south of the border disorder. Olivia OLovely [ /image ] --> Baby fat, a few extra pounds, thick as a brick.
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Boxcover for Fashionably Laid
Fashionably Laid

Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/5/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Renee Pornero, Nautica Thorn, Shayna Knight, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jessica Dee

Review brief: Movie Title Running Time: 120 min? Production Date: July 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise I have always complimented Platinum X for keeping their titles simple and for telling you what to expect from the name of the title. I hate to say that today, that trend has ended. There was no fashion to this title at all. Nothing made me believe that these were high price women, or that they were anyway knowledgeable about New York, Paris or LA trends. That said, lets get to the review. Nautica Thorn [ /image ] --> I know cats that would buy titles site unseen as long as they know this girl is in the mix. You cant deny that her figure is nothing short of flawless, but I have to say that her face does absolutely nothing for me. The scene was with Sean Michaels and Ill just say it was typical of what Ive seen from Sean as of late. Light slapping that was not necessary or even inspiring. Ms. Thorn put on a pretty good show, but it was really a lot of bad acting.
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Boxcover for Super Sluts 1 (Platinum X Pictures)
Super Sluts 1 (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Corina, Sandra Romain, Angelina Crow, Janet Alfano, Isabel Ice, Liz Honey, Lora Croft
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: Super Sluts Running Time: 2 Hours Production Date: July 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise I hear so much about Steve Holmes. Matter of fact recently someone here called him The DP Master I have seen him in a few titles over the last year and I have to admit that this guy brings reliable wood to his work. Truthfully, this title should have been called All About Ice. Isabel appeared in every scene and damn sure was the focal point. Janet Alfano & Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> I have seen a lot of Janet. She has been a mainstay in DVSX productions, and for all I know may be a huge European star. She was quick to give up the ass, and that is the best way to get my attention. Isabel is not what I would call attractive, but you cant deny that watching her work is a true treat. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Angelina Crow, Corina & Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> Something about these women just looked nasty! Angelina and Corina both had my meat aching. These two had incredible shapes and hungry assholes.
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Boxcover for Altered Assholes
Altered Assholes

Release date: 9/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, David Perry, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jayna Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Altered Assholes Running Time: 180+ min. Production Date: July 2004 Forward I have said in many past reviews that Platinum X always does a good job of breaking down expectation in their titles. Unfortunately, I didnt take this one seriously. I urge you to pay attention here, or you might see something that you just did not expect. Ive had pants altered. The Pocketcomb Pimp is even my Alter Ego. The movie Altered States was a psychedelic trip in the 80s, but none of that prepared me for the all out, ass stretching festival that followed. Jayna Oso [ /image ] --> This one girl continues to blow my mind. There are a select few females in the biz that are too pretty for porn, and Jayna is leading the charge. In addition, she is part of a new bread of women that would damn near allow you to hide a holiday ham in their asshole. This was a typical anal fest, but Mr. Strong and Stefano took this to the Streets of San Francisco (Double Anal) on her ass. They stretched her ass like an old shoe.
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Boxcover for Analgeddon 2
Analgeddon 2

Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Julian, Marco, Sophia, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Mark Ashley, Lanny Barbie, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Lisa Lee
Directed by: Julian

Review brief: I remember the 1st time I saw Julian, it was also the 1st time I saw Rayveness. It was in a title with Stacy Valentine. It was something amazing. I dont think Ive seen another threesome so hot in years. I also heard Julian on the radio here in Seattle. It appears that he went to high school here for at least a year, and enjoys and occasional visit back to The Emerald City. Lanny Barbie [ /image ] --> Straight out the gate, you see that Lanny has a figure built for sin. Shes think in the ass, thighs and breast. Hell, I wanted to pour some gravy on that bitch, stuff that fluffy ass in a bucket and call in the PCP three-piece meal. Julian put in work here. He had his shit swingin and was serving salami. The camera and lights were on point, but the action was a bit low on heat. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Renee Pornero [ /image ] --> I have a problem with Renee. The first scene I saw her was so hideously hot, its tough to beat. Based on that, its been downhill with her every since.
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Boxcover for Fitness Sluts (Platinum X Pictures)
Fitness Sluts (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 10/26/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, Guy DiSilva, Kristal Summers, Kelli Tyler, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Angel Eyes, Nautica Thorn, Marie Luv, Lisa Sparxxx, Stacy Thorn, Tee Reel, Daphne Rosen
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Believe it or not, this title was my last attempt to remain a Sean Michaels fan. After my last review, a person emailed me, and told me as a black man I should be ashamed for not giving Mr. Michaels higher scores. My reply was, My reviews are blind, and if you are a fan of Mr. Michaels remain one, but Im only reporting the facts. Krystal Summers & Lucy Lee [ /image ] --> Bottom line, Krystal Summers has so much ass that you just cant go wrong with her bangin body. Although these two are low in fat, neither really sells me on the fact that they subscribe to Muscle & Fitness. Good camera here, but the heat was fake and overacted. Trust me though, just seeing the bodies on these two was worth the watch. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kennedy [ /image ] --> For a sistah, she was a bit short on ass. The good news is it allowed a little easier access to the asshole. She gave a good DP performance, and made it all look easy. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Staci Thorn [ /image ] --> This is the 1st scene with Staci for me.
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Boxcover for Feeling Black 3
Feeling Black 3

Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 9/24/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, India, Persia, Jocelyn, Stacey Cash, Michael Stefano, Jazmine Cashmere, Miricle, Taylor Jane
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: At the same time that I posted my review of the 1st title in this series, Michael told me that he had just wrapped production of this title. I was so hyped that I asked him for a little inside info. He was kind enough to share the names of the cast, and my excitement soon turned to doubt. Out of the entire cast, India was the one name that I recognized. The disappointing part was the fact that I have only found one of her scenes worthy of a rewind. This, combined with an unknown cast made me wonder if this hot series would go from Feeling Black to Smelling Brown. Would our hero survive, will white men around the globe fantasize about big black booties, and will Platinum X survive the departure of one of its most public figures. I dont have the answers, but the review is below. Miracle No Photo Available This girl was 10 times prettier than her boxcover photos. She looked exactly like Gabrielle Union. She would have been my choice for the main box image, but of course that duty does not fall on me.
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Boxcover for Anal Beauties (Platinum X Pictures)
Anal Beauties (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Zenza Raggi, Angelica Sin, Julian St. Jox, Venus, Jada Fire, Jada, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Rio Mariah, Lisa Sparxxx, Tee Reel
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Sean Michael put in career work in Black in the Back #5 After 15 years of watching his work I was blown away that he was still operating on such a high level. Soon after, I saw Black N Blonde Sex Acts, and was not so impressed. Platinum X has managed to take great strides since coming on the scene about two years ago. Today I am reviewing Sean Michaels Anal Beauties. Lucy Lee Theres Something About Lucy. Someone needs to do a series, Asian With Ass, starring Lucy Lee. Ms. Lee is not a 10 in the face, but for some reason when I look into here eyes, I see a reflection of me getting deep in that ass staring back at me. Lucy immediately impressed me with her deep throat skills. She slobbed Sean down like it was a magic stick. Less than 10 minutes into the scene, sweat was pouring down Lucys face. At the same time I was reminded of reading a year back on lukeford that Lucy would be entertaining anal offers if the money was right.
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Boxcover for I'm Your Slut 2
I'm Your Slut 2

Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sophia, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Monica, Alberto Rey, Venus, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Laura Lion, Lauren Phoenix, Gina Blue, Sabina Black
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief: Once again Platinum X lives up to its reputation for keeping their titles direct. These girls are sluts, and live up to ever last dirty trick that you might expect them to deliver. Lauren Phoenix [ /image ] --> How many times can this girl look so good? Lauren is an amazing beauty, and a true find. The sex has Laurens usual heat. A little bit of unnecessary choking, and right on in to anal. After some spoon anal, Lauren took a seat on a bar stool. Any gentleman knows that in this scenario, you always push a woman stool in. Thats exactly what Manuel did. He got a leg up on Lauren and damn near started a fire in her ass from all that rubbin. Great camera here, and every angle was captured. The scene was capped with a big nut, and I knew this title was going to be hot. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10 Monica [ /image ] --> She was an incredible beauty. Monica looked an awful lot like Chloe Dior. Mammoth rack, and ultra ass, this girl was built for the big time. This scene was straight to anal.
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Boxcover for Spread'em Wide (Platinum X)
Spread'em Wide (Platinum X)

Release date: 10/8/2003
Reviewed on: 8/9/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Elizabeth, Erik Everhard, Jewel De'Nyle, Hannah Harper, Manuel Ferrara, Scarlet, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Denis Marti, Courtney Devine, Katrina Kraven
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: Jewel DeNyle & Hannah Harper [ /image ] --> This was the 1st time Id seen Hannah Harper. After all this time, I was not even aware she was English. In spite of her plastic front end, she reminded me a lot of Ashley Long. Once this scene got started, it was an all out Asstravaganza between the two women, and Hannah gave Jewel a good run. I know Jewel has all the makings of a true nasty girl, but I have to give the edge to Hannah in this one. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Courtney Devine [ /image ] --> This scene had plenty of slappin, and Courtney was up to her usual vocal stylings. The scene was a slow starter but once they switched to anal, this guy was on her ass like a puppy on a shoe. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Katrina [ /image ] --> This girl can look so good, but that tattoos and soft belly always hurt her on my rating scale. Once I saw the male talent, my expectations were lowered. He was a bit small for porn, but I guess thats what some females request for anal scenes.
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Ultimate Asses (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 4/24/2003
Reviewed on: 7/27/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Carmen, Frank Gun, Jada, Austin, Brian Pumper, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Austin O'Riley, Velvet Rose, Ebony Green
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: I love Platinum X. These guys keep there titles simple, and leave no doubt about what you should expect. The dictionary defies Ultimate as: Representing or exhibiting the greatest possible development of size or significance. Drop ass on the end, and you have this title. Ebony Green [ /image ] --> Michael is a sexual nut. His scenes always start with him inspecting the goods. I spent many years as a buyer, and I can tell you I never inspected material half as thorough as this cat. He has a checklist like nobodys business, and like Kool Moe Dee, He Gets The Job Done. Not sure, but she looks like a girl I saw in a Red Light District title. Ebony is incredible, and if its the same girl, her looks have improved. This girl has an A+ ass. Thick in the hips, and a skinny waist, it dont get no better. Michael and Brandon take turns runnin up in dat ass while asking her Too Much Dick For You? These guys are hella funny, and no doubt that black women get their motor runnin.
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Boxcover for Riot Sluts
Riot Sluts

Release date: 5/30/2004
Reviewed on: 7/18/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Domineko, Mandy Bright, Ariana Jollee, Katrina Kraven, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma, Doni Blast, K.K.
Directed by: Mason

Review brief: My personal preference is to see a movie before I read a review. This allows me to give my most unbiased review. In this case, I hadnt read reviews, but I have seen the 4-5 star ratings on this title. This was not a title I planned on reviewing. At the time of release, I think Kami was the only star that I was a fan of. I know Katrina has been around for a while, but Im not sure if I had seen her work at that point. Based on the box cover, this was a title that I was going to have to pass on. At this point, its obvious that I have seen this title, so lets start the riot! This was Gonzo meets MTV. It was a stylish, planned out, cohesive, but not over produced piece. Its the evolution of Gonzo, Gonzo with a theme. Mason created a digital playground for these eager stars to explore. Katrina & Gia [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Ive never seen Gia before, but I read on AVN today that she lost about 50lbs prior to entering porn. Both she and Katrina have ghetto ass, and I just wanted to fall in face first. Katrina was much more made up than usual.
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Boxcover for Full Anal Access (Platinum X Pictures)
Full Anal Access (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 7/10/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Mandy Bright, Michael Stefano, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Brooke Ballentyne, Rio Mariah
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Access is defined as: The ability, right or liberty to approach, enter, exit, make use of, gain access or communicate with, restricted areas. If you have ever eaten at a buffet or had your colon checked, you already know the definition of Full and Anal. Ashley Blue [ /image ] --> Maybe its the tan, maybe it was just the fact that My Cousin Vinny was on satellite, but she looked a lot like Marissa Tomei in this scene. Cute round face, and a matching ass to boot. This was probably only my third Blue scene. Her shape form and figure are at top of their game. I can truly say I have never seen her look better. She did a DP and made this scene a Big Ass Anal Dream. The camera work was flawless, and she made it all look easy. The height of the scene was almost like childbirth. While doing a double anal, Stefano held and stroked her hand while Ashley worked on her breathing with beads of sweat forming on her forehead, while the other two men stretched her colon.
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Boxcover for Interracial Lust 2 (Platinum X Pictures)
Interracial Lust 2 (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Darren James, Jessica Darlin, Nomi, Sledge Hammer, Elizabeth Del Mar, Kelli Jennsen, B.J. West
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: Looks like I am lucky enough to bring you all a special independence day review of Interracial Lust #2. Some of you may find it disrespectful to mention ongoing IR issues in porn on this anniversary of freedom. Its obvious that I founding fathers had IR ass on their mind. Thomas Jefferson may be the true Father of IR porn fathering countless children with black women. Even Strom Thurman dipped his pen in black ink. Wake up people, Jewel DNyle and Platinum X are here to put a Rocket in your Pocket, and my advice would be light and get away! Jessica Darlin [ /image ] --> Every time I think of this girl, I have a flash back to Slayer Unleashed. Man, oh man, how could I have been so blind? Jessica is an example of tasteful tattoos. When done correctly, they are sexy, when not, its just defacing of a beautiful body. I had pretty high expectation for this scene. Jess, and Lex were sure to be a lethal combo. Its been a while since Ive seen Lex in Action, and I forgot how huge this cat was.
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Feeling Black

Release date: 9/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Charlie, Tina, Steve Holmes, Claudio Meloni, Mercury, Angel Love, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Ayana Angel, Angel Eyes, Kafe
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: This was a title that I was looking forward too. I had seen Feeling Black 2, and enjoyed it thoroughly. I quickly started to do research on Stefano, only to find that I had seen his previous works for both Extreme, and WCP. This guy has a sexual hunger, and its obvious that he has no issues stepping up to the chocolate buffet. This joint jumped off with Mercury Orbitz. [ /image ] --> The first time I saw her was in JSPs Booty Juice. I was amazed at her frame her, and her performance. Now that I have seen her for a second time, she reminds me of another bad bitch, Coco Pink. The first words out of Michaels mouth were, What a butt on you! A short interview ensued, but you could tell that Michael could not wait to unsheathe his sword, and conquer yet another black womb. Just like Ms. Pink, Mercury looked like she was on dat oooo weeeee. A couple of times, I thought she might close her eyes and fade out. Never that, nasty ass Mike was on the scene to provide mouth to ass resuscitation. This was a good scene that ended with 6 shot blast in her mouth.
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