Ass Wreckage Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  1/18/2005

Ass Wreckage

Running Time: 120 min?

Production Date: September 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

Have you ever seen a train wreck? I’m not talking about a bunch of naked bodies strewn all over the place grasping for free flesh, but a major pile up. Skip that, ever seen 35 cars twisted beyond recognition after one hit a patch of black ice. Imagine your worse traffic casualty, and transfer the carnage to these women’s assholes!

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Sondra Romain

I just got hip to this girl in Steve Holmes Slut’s Inc. Based on the cover for Ass Wreckage; I sought out any title to get a better look at her ass. I’d love to call this girl flawless, but she lost a couple points based on her lack of chest.

This scene was straight to the ass, and these guys used her like an “Ass Test Dummy”. Unfortunately, the more I watched this scene, the less I believed. The action was fairly good, but over acted, and came off more like an exercise than an orgasm. It was a gamble, but I have to say a poor way to start this title.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Jamie Brooks

This is a girl who’s looks continue to improve. She tends to look better on the box, but something about this girl keeps me swollen.

The scene starts with this big breasted bitch giving V. Damage a good tug job. Hand Jobs are a lost art, and not only do I prefer one to head 7 days a week, I prefer to watch one as well. Something about that repetitive sexual taking that turns out to be the best gift of giving is an underrated act. I suggest you guys watch this one, and make sure your women see it. We are one generation away from losing this act all together, but thank goodness, girls like Jamie are up on the “Down Stroke”.

Hot scene, and boy is this girls body smoking.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Kylie & Tyla

Tyla is a girl who I couldn’t stand to look at. 3 months, 2days, new hair and make up, and I can’t take my eyes off of her. On the flip, I had it bad for Kylie in her VCA days, but her choice of hair and makeup here left me limp.

There is something to be said for aging gracefully, and I hope Ms. Ireland hears this. I am a huge lover of mature women, and the best way is to work hair and makeup to look 10 years younger. In this case, not only did Kylie look like a Gothic Raggedy Ann, she took the least, lightest, limp anal in this title. Hate to say it sweetness, but the scene would have been better without you.

Like the jump off, this scene came up short.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Dominica & Julie Night

Dominica looks more amazing by the day, blonde becomes her. Julie also looks much better with a slimmer body and dark hair. Both women are twice as nasty as the last time I saw them. These two take a good pounding and made me a believer all over again. Just like Jamie, this was pure lava!

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Barbara Summer

If you don’t know about Barbara Summer, I have two words for you, “Damn Fool”. I can’t recall how I stumbled on her, but I assure you that porn has never looked so good.

Barbara represents everything good in porn. She has the sexiness and filth of the 90’s with the beauty and body of the new millennium. Did I mention that black men in her ass is her specialty…?

If you don’t like BM/WM scenes, don’t watch this one cause this scene is testament that we drive your women wild and leave the taste of Africa on their asses.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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This was pretty good title. The 1st scene and Kylie were both disposable, but I assure you that Tyla and the rest are exactly what you want in an anal feature. If I was to change anything, it would have been less 2 on 1, and if Kylie had to be in the title, I would have made her look exactly like she did in her heyday. She looked great in the BTS without makeup, so it’s obvious to me that she has many years left in her career as long as she doesn’t use the same makeup artist again.

Check this out, it’s worth your dollar.

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