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Ass Wreckage Review

Platinum X Pictures

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Reviewed by Linus  on  12/14/2004
Kylie Ireland's: Ass Wreckage 1

Preview Expectations: While I'm not too thrilled with the title, I am intrigued by the idea I believe is intended to be expressed here, and that being hard pounding anal sex and girls being screwed up the butt fast and dirty. Kylie has long been a favorite performer of mine, but I am unfamiliar with her directing so far, so this is a new adventure in my quest to check out all the directors I can.

Initial Thoughts With all types of entertainment, it all depends on what your tastes are, and what you like, and what you personally expect out of a porn title in this case really make all the difference. I came in looking at the title and the hype about the film, expecting real brutal anal sex, double anal, DP, ATM, maybe even an anal creampie, and most of those things are present within this title, but only occasionally, there are a couple of scenes that really do a nice job of delivering that kind of furnace hot sex, out of 5 scenes, 2 are 2 girls on a guy, one is a one on one, the other 2 scenes are 2 guys and a girl. Personally I liked the variety, and for the most part this is a really good anal themed movie, there are some moments when the sex is blistering, and then there are a few moments where the anal wreckage idea is kind of thrown to the wind, so just keep that in mind.

Technical Considerations: Lighting which is so often the case in adult films is a little shaky, It isn't bad, but it could have been better, it's just a little uneven at times, but the other technical aspects are pretty solid throughout and more than acceptable.

Condom Usage: None

Scene Breakdown

Scene 1:Sandra Romain and Steve Holmes, John Strong

Point blank, this is one of the best hard pounding anal scenes I have seen in a long time, Sandra is just an anal queen, the energy is fantastic throughout, the chemistry and intensity are all superb, and Sandra takes an anal pounding that would make Taylor Rain cringe. Sandra gets double anal for almost half the scene, and the other half of the time she is either getting DPed, getting a standing double pussy penetration, getting face fucked, lightly slapped, spat into her mouth, sucking ass, feet, or cock, or doing ass to mouth. This in my mind sets the tone as the poster fuck for wrecked asses, although Sandra's lovely hole holds up wonderfully despite the battering. Not one thing wrong with this scene, this is about as good as any girl can take double anal, Sandra has the attitude that she could have handled a third in her ass and two more in her pussy if the ergonomics were not virtually impossible. They both shoot a load in her mouth to finish a great scene. Duration: 30:08 mins

Scene 2: Jamie Brooks and Van Damage

After that first scene seemed to set the tone for some anal brutality, they tone it down a fair bit in this scene. The two start off with some kissing and groping, before Jamie gives him a nice deep energetic blowjob. They spend a fair bit of time in missionary vag with a little choking before the anal finally starts. They go through sidesaddle and doggy, RC and cowgirl with some ATM breaks throughout, the chemistry here is pretty good, and the intensity is higher than normal, but overall this is just a nice hot sex scene, nothing overly special about it, but definately enjoyable to watch, Van gives her a nice face splattering to finish this one off, and Jamie gives some nice cleanup head. Duration: 25: 33 mins

Scene 3: Kylie Ireland, Tyla Wynn, and Van Damage

After the girls feel each other up a bit, and tease Van, he goes right for Tyla's ass, and drools some saliva in her butt hole for lube. Both girls look great, and have good chemistry with one another, I really like the mix of these two together, Kylie the old pro, and Tyla the new young super slut. Both girls get thier fair share of cock, mostly anal sex, both do ATM, and there is even some ATOGM (Ass To Other Girl's Mouth). I wouldn't call this a really intense scene by any stretch, but it is a very well done sort of sensual anal scene, the girl's kind of take over the scene, with thier interaction and using of Van's cock, I like that approach, but Van is not out of touch with the scene, and his dick is the integral part of it. The girls share supremely well throughout the scene, and that continues all the way to the end as our lovely director gets her asshole blasted with sperm, and Tyla helps massage it in and lick out the excess before the girls share a spermy kiss to close. I'm glad to see Kylie still has that nasty desire to be a great performer, and Tyla seems to get sexier everytime I see her in scene. Scene Duration: 30:10 mins

Scene 4: Dominica Leoni, Julie Night and Jason Horne

To be honest, I just couldn't get into this scene. Dominica is one hot little starlet, and Julie is her always energetic and willing self, but there just isn't much chemistry here, the movement is very limited, and they get into a position and just hum drum away for a while before switching. Julie gets much of the spotlight, which is dissapointing because Dominica is really cute and deserved a little more of the action than she got. The guy had a wood issue or so, and I don't know if that was part of the problem with the stationary action or not, but it didn't help. Dominica does don a strapon and Julie gets DPed, there is some ATM, and the girls are fairly energetic, but no one really seems into the others, and it's just kind of boring to be honest in my oppinion at times. The girls get in a sixty nine position and wait for Jason to cum on Dominica's ass and Julie's face with a kind of weak load. There are parts that were enjoyable, but on the whole this one was rather uninspired. Duration: 25: 09 mins

Scene 5: Barbara Summer, Tee Reel, and Sledgehammer

For the final scene, we get the lovely Barbara Summer in some pink Lingerie as she gets fondled by the two guys. They each take an end of her and are off and running. The energy returns in this scene, and the chemistry is decent too, Barbara attacks dick with good enthusiasm, and she handles the two big dicks well. Most of the time she has a dick in her mouth and a dick in her ass, but she does get DPed in the two cowgirl positions, and her ass gets stretched to the max, some nice gape shots, and her hole is trully wrecked, as sledgehammer bores her out before he gives her a weak facial. Both pops are incredibly lackluster, as with both loads she has about a drop or two on her mouth, which was pretty dissapointing, the scene was quite solid but the ending kind of put a damper on it for me. Overall though a solid ending scene. Scene duration 26:17 mins

Extra Stuff

Behind the Scenes: About 14 minutes, kind of a little of everything here and very nicely done, some funny stuff and mostly a true behind the scenes look at the movie

Photo Shoot:Nearly 9 mins of the solo photo shoots, Each girl is featured and this is a nicely done tease section.

Cumshot Recap: All the cumshots from the feature, can be played for each scene, or all together. About 4 and a half minutes total run time.

Trailers: There are trailers for the following PXP releases. "Fashionably Laid", "Defiled in Style", "The pussy is not enough 2", "A Good Source of Iron 3"

Photo Gallery: Runs about 2:45 mins, and has around 25 shots or so of the sex and posing from the film.

Website Info and Director's Bio: Website info for PXP's website and a motion rolling bio of Kylie Ireland.

In The End

There is a lot to like here, scenes 1 and 3 are something pretty special, but for me anyway, much of the rest is just average fair and a little dissapointing considering the theme behind this title, and in a couple of places the performances could have been better. If your really looking for intense anal pounding and true ass wreckage, I think your gonna be a little dissapointed here, Sandra Romains scene and part of the final scene are really the only times intense anal fucking occurs, the rest is good anal sex for the most part, but not very extreme and some of it is a bit average. If your a Sandra Romain fan, this disc is a must buy though, because she put in a fantastic scene with Steve and John, and that alone makes this one a rental atleast if your into that sort of sex, for the most part though, I would advise a rental and make up your own mind from there. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.



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