Hot Ass Latinas 2 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/16/2004

Hot Ass Latinas

Running Time: 2+ hours.

Production Date: 9-13-2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

If you read my reviews, you may have caught on that each studio eventually gets there own theme. For some reason PXP titles, end up being defined by looking at root words in the title. Today’s title is “Hot Ass Latinas”. I hate to give away the movie straight out of the gate, but Sean missed the boat starting with the title. Latina is a word that is short for Latin American. It’s often extended to people of Spanish or Hispanic decent as well.

Two women come straight out and tell you that they are Brazilian, and another looks Asian, not to mention the Italian looking women in the Bonus scene. Brazilian women are not Latina, the root of Brazil stems from Portuguese. It appears that Mr. Michaels has Daisy Fuentes confused with Nelly Furtado. Either way, it was south of the border disorder.

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Olivia O’Lovely

Baby fat, a few extra pounds, thick as a brick. I don’t care what you call it, this girls looks are amazing! She has gone a bit overboard with the tattoos but I am going to forgive her today because she is doing a rare IR anal scene.

Sean had to go easy on this girl. I am a fan of Libby’s and I have noticed that when she does anal in most cases, the guy ain’t carrying much weight. Sean was the once undisputed designate hitter of the big men of porn. Even though Lex, Dingo and Jack have long since overshadowed Sean’s size, it still ain’t nothing to sneeze at.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Roxy Jewel

I thought this chick was Asian, but what do I really know about that? Either way she looks like a dime in her thigh highs and blonde highlighted hair.

This was a 2 on 1 tag team match with Tee Real and Manuel. The action was heated but it was a lot of overacting on Roxy’s part. Sadly, Jewel cock blocked all anal access, but her face was a sight to see.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Jazmin

I had old girl confused, I thought she was Brazilian, but at this point I’m not gonna run that race. This joint jumps off with Sean paying homage to Rudy from fat Albert with a fluffy, furry pimp cap. I hope he’s not paying a wardrobe person on his shoots, because his costumes are straight out the 80’s.

This scene was a slow starter, but once Sean found her sweet spot, hit lit it up like a pinball machine on the edge of tilt.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Rio Mariah

I know damn well this girl is Brazilian! I’m still trippin off those torpedo’s that she attached to her front end. Those breast are so light and fluffy, I bet I’d get my best nights sleep ever on her chest.

This scene did not match the flow or continuity of the rest of this title. It was John Strong and Manuel, and it appeared to me that they were brought in as ringers to set this title off. If that was the plan, it worked. Rio took an anal beating that I would not wish on Belladonna! I honestly didn’t think she did well with anal, but she made me a believer today.

The question of the day is “You like that Brazilian Ass” watch this scene to see the unedited answer.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Luccia

This super cutey could have been the half sister of poster girl Libby O’Lovely. I’m not a fan of natural breast, but this girl had my mouth salivating. She teased a brotha, but good!

Forget about the other girls, Luccia brought this joint to a close. The scene was a taste on the short side, but the heat was good. Once again I am finding myself deep in the heart of Brazil, I sure hope somebody stamps my passport cause I am much further southeast than originally planned.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

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Jewel had a thread where she talked about the lack of originality in Sean’s titles and this makes it painfully clear. I won’t lie to you, I came real close to turning this one off, but the second half was straight up Celtics – Bulls early 90’s. There is a bonus scene with Kelli Tyler, but it’s no bonus! I got heated all over again when it started with her saying “Everyone’s Latina”. That type of Disrespectful shit keeps Sean on my list.

You get a pass here Michael’s, but you damn sure better thank Rio and Luccia for bailing your stubborn ass out!

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