Altered Assholes Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  11/17/2004

Altered Assholes

Running Time: 180+ min.

Production Date: July 2004

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I have said in many past reviews that Platinum X always does a good job of breaking down expectation in their titles. Unfortunately, I didn’t take this one seriously. I urge you to pay attention here, or you might see something that you just did not expect.

I’ve had pants altered. The Pocketcomb Pimp is even my Alter Ego. The movie Altered States was a psychedelic trip in the 80’s, but none of that prepared me for the all out, ass stretching festival that followed.

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Jayna Oso

This one girl continues to blow my mind. There are a select few females in the biz that are too pretty for porn, and Jayna is leading the charge. In addition, she is part of a new bread of women that would damn near allow you to hide a holiday ham in their asshole.

This was a typical anal fest, but Mr. Strong and Stefano took this to the Streets of San Francisco (Double Anal) on her ass. They stretched her ass like an old shoe. Just goes to show that the limits of porn have no bounds.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Katja Kasin

A few people I know refer to her as “Fatja”. Maybe it’s me, but Ms. Kasin appears to have firmed up quite a bit over the last year. The true test is the tummy. If the tummy is flat, the rest ain’t fat! Ms. Kasin has a flat tummy, and those curves are just good points to grip her body to put in the kind of work she enjoys. I’ll take a thick frame and flat tummy over a thin frame, wrecked stomach any day of the week.

Others say she’s overused. The test for overuse is how hot her work is. Was Jordan overused at 29.5 points per game? No, He was solid until he played for Washington. As long as her game is tight, the casting is right!
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Vanessa Lane

I was shocked by the shape of her ass! For such a small frame, her ass was wicked. Dude was packing, and he went straight to the tailpipe. She held her own for a newbie.

The cameraman worked miracles here. This is exactly how anal should be shot. Make the asshole the star, and not the dudes sack, or long shots. If you’re in the ass, I wanna see it.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Chiquita Lopez

1st thing I noticed was how young she looked. She looked like a young woman on the box, but a little girl in the video. This scene had all the making of a classic, but instead of a great scene with a young lady, her young looks made this look like an After School Special gone wrong.

Once again the camera work was incredible, and even the action was good, but I was distracted by her teenage looks.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Tyla Wynn

The 1st time I saw her face, I thought it was busted. I’m assuming that her time in the business has allowed her to blossom into a beautiful young lady. Who knows, maybe her 1st photo set just didn’t do her justice.

This was a straight to the A scene that evolved into San Fran Anal. This girl had an ass that was as wide and round as Teagan’s. I think the difference was the attitude. I found Tyla’s work easy to watch.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

I think Taylor Rain is known for having her ass assaulted in every movie, in this title, every girl is a “Taylor Rain”. Based on the title here, I’m a bit scared to watch Ass Wreckage. The only way to top the shock factor would be to drop cherry bombs in every girls ass and run to a safe distance to watch them implode.

This was a bit on the aggressive side, and by far the most aggressive title I have seen from Plat-X. Altered Assholes is for the harder fans, softer fans should stick with Analgeddon. There was also a lot of 2 on 1 and double anal here, so if that’s not your bag, you may want to pass.

The women looked amazing, and the sex was pretty hot, but at times it was a little over the top for me. I love anal sex, but this was borderline degrading.

Good title, but chances are your girlfriend won’t like it.

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