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Altered Assholes Review

Platinum X Pictures

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Reviewed by Nutty Buddy  on  12/6/2004

Altered Assholes


Cast: Jayna Oso, Katja Kassin, Vanessa Lane, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Michael Stefano, David Perry, Manuel Ferrara & John Strong
Director: John Strong
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Date Of Production: 7/28/04
Duration: 2:37:00



Scene One:

(Jayna Oso, Michael Stefano & John Strong)

Jayna is looking hot as usual. Apparently, John and Mike are there to move her furniture (sigh). They knock a few times but Jayna takes long to come to the door so they walk in. They greet each other and before you know it Jayna is on her knees giving them blowjobs right there at the entrance. They move the action into the living room and Jayna continues to give them great head on the couch. The guys take off Jayna's sexy outfit, leaving her stilettos, and Mike fucks her doggystyle while she sucks off John. Jayna then rides John reverse cowgirl and sucks off Mike at the same time. John slips it into her ass and here there are some glorious angles. They lean back onto the couch and John continues to stroke Jayna to death. She then receives double penetration. Very hot. Jayna does some pussy and ass to mouth and then receives more double penetration in reverse cowgirl. That leads into some super hot double anal action. She does more hot ass to mouth and then get stretched some more in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Jayna's dirty talk throughout the scene does wonders. The first round of standing double anal left her speechless though. She goes three standing rounds with Mike and John. During the last round she gets a little feistier because she knew the cumshots were coming. Jayna ends this scene with a messy double facial and good post cum head.

Comments: Gee wiz
Overall: 4.5/5


Scene Two:

(Katja Kassin & Manuel Ferrara)

Katja is a seasoned pro now. I think she can handle any male performer. Here Katja takes on an aggressive Manuel. She wears a flimsy top, fishnet stockings and pointy boots. First, she plays with herself on the couch, practically shoving her whole hand in her pussy and asshole. Manuel comes into the scene and almost immediately turns her around and bends her over to get a better look at that asshole. He rips her fishnets open from the back, licks it and then shoves four fingers in there. He then gets a gigantic dildo and has Katja lubricate it with her tongue. He shoves the dildo in her ass in various positions, and then has Katja keep it in there while she sucks him off. She gives him a brief blowjob and then gets fucked side saddle on the couch while Manuel shoves the dildo in her mouth. Katja gets fucked vaginally and anally. She gets pounded anally, does some big gaping, and then rides him cowgirl. She bounces up and down and does more gapes in the process. Her asshole looks like it's weathered the storm. She then bends over the couch and Manuel shoves his toe in her asshole. She sucks that same toe and then takes it up the ass doggystyle. After some ass to mouth, Katja continues to shove that dildo in her mouth while getting slammed in reverse cowgirl. They switch back to doggystyle and Manuel fucks her while drilling a butt plug in there at the same time. Katja puts that butt plug in her mouth and gets sprayed with cum at the same time. She gargles his cum and swallows as the scene fades out.

Comments: Seemed more painful than pleasurable but a pretty good scene nonetheless
Overall: 3/5


Scene Three:

(Vanessa Lane & John Strong)

Vanessa Lane is attractive. She has a nice squishy booty and long legs. John spanks Vanessa's wonderful ass and bends her over to finger her asshole. He then slides off her shorts and eats her pussy. This really got Vanessa going. She returns the favor with a nice blowjob and does some throat fucking and rimming. The fucking starts out side saddle on the couch and Vanessa does a lot of dirty talking. They stop the action for some pussy to mouth and rimming, and then get into the anal fucking in reverse cowgirl. Vanessa does a little ass to mouth and then takes it up the ass cowgirl. She bounces up and down saying "your cock feels good in my ass". They briefly do some standing cowgirl and then go into side saddle. Vanessa repeatedly says "I love that cock in my ass" as she gets banged harder and harder. She does more ass to mouth, gets banged doggystyle, gives him a blowjob, eats his ass and ultimately finishes things off with a nice facial.

Comments: Pretty good scene
Overall: 3/5


Scene Four:

(Chiquita Lopez, David Perry & John Strong)

Chiquita is the cover girl and she's so worthy. I don't think she can speak English but I'm sure she understands it. This scene starts out in the kitchen where John and David are talking. Chiquita weaves through a couple of times and then stops in front of David. He signals her to turn around so she turns around and shows him her ass. They then get more acquainted on the couch and Chiquita gives him a good ol' blowjob. John joins them and Chiquita gives both of them blowjobs. She strips out of her outfit, preparing for an array of mouth fucking and anal stretching, and gets fucked side saddle while blowing David. Chiquita looks great between two guys, let me tell ya'. They switch to doggystye and she continues to show how horny she really is. She then rides David cowgirl on the couch and John fingers her asshole at the same time. Talking in Spanish, Chiquita carries on and rides hard and then takes it up the ass reverse cowgirl. That leads into some perfect double penetration. She does some pussy to mouth and ass to mouth and at one point fits both in her mouth. Whew. Chiquita receives double penetration in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and standing and does a lot of pussy to mouth in the process. The standing DP is pure fire. This scene ends with a nice double facial and some good sucking.

Comments: I hope Chiquita sticks around
Overall: 4/5


Scene Five:

(Tyla Wynn, Michael Stefano & John Strong)

Tyla Wynn is an American hottie with a very nice frame. I believe I've seen her a couple of times but she never really impressed me. Here she looks good and for starters gives John a blowjob P.O.V style outside. She then gets her sexy ass up and meets with Mike whom is already naked on the couch. She sucks his cock and attempts to deep throat but just her trying was hot enough. Tyla then bends over Mike's knee so he can spank her and play with her asshole. He then eats her out from the back while she gives John a blowjob. The great big dildo from the second scene finds it's way into this scene and Tyla gets it shoved up her ass doggystyle. This scene is pretty much all anal and starts off with some side saddle on the couch. That gradually shifts into some reverse cowgirl and then double penetration. Tyla does some pussy and ass to mouth and then receives some hot DAP. Real intense stuff. She does more hot ass to mouth and continues to take two up her ass. She recevies double anal penetration in cowgirl too. They do more DP in cowgirl as well as standing and Tyla finishes the scene with cum all over face.

Comments: Good scene
Overall: 3.5/5


DVD Extras: Photo Gallery, Bonus Footage, Behind The Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Web Access & Trailers

Overall: I really liked this movie. Each scene has something to rewind. Sometimes a position change was long overdue, like in the Tyla scene, but overall I thought this was thorough. Definitely worth buying at a reasonable price. Jayna's scene alone makes this worth buying.


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