Taste Her Ass Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  2/17/2005

Taste Her Ass

Running Time: 2 hours Est.

Production Date: Sept-Oct 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

Not since the Pepsi Challenge has tasting fluid been such a hot commodity. This is another title in the rapidly growing Kylie Ireland catalog at PXP. I’m gonna be upfront and say on the record that I don’t believe that Ms. Ireland is fully in control of her series, but it’s just my personal opinion. Based on the BTS of this and Nearly Wrecked , I think she’s a producer at best. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Either way, this applies across the board. How do you direct a title with a dick in your ass…? Looks to me you are taking a whole lot more direction that you are giving.

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Kami Andrews & Tyla Wynn

Scene starts out with Steve Holmes driving a Gran Prix (Pronounced Grand Pricks). The females named above couldn’t be more opposite of each other. Kami is thick, augmented, dominate and maturing in the biz. Tyla is thin, natural and giggly as hell. You couldn’t have paid me to watch Tyla 4 months back, but she is an A lister in my book these days.

Kami must have not heard the title, cause she spent most of this scene tasting his ass. If you ask me, that’s a whole different series. Either way, stay for the end, cause Kami’s cumshot consumption will be legendary.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Michelle B & Jamie Brooks

Michelle is one of the most natural looking beauties in the biz. If it wasn’t for her accent, you’d swear she grew up on The Beach Boys. Jamie has a certain level of sexiness herself but her choice in footwear for this scene is nothing short of foolish.

This scene was pretty good, but could have been better. I thought it was shot poorly. I couldn’t even tell if Michelle’s scene was anal half the time The shots were too long in focal length, and in duration as well. It had potential, but didn’t live up.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Olivia O’ lovely & Isabel Ice

This is it! The cover girls finally get a chance to prove their worth. For a while, I was 100% in love with Libby. Unfortunately, she made a big mistake in my book. She gained too much weight, and lost that nasty edge. Most girls loose weight and get nastier as time goes on.

Isabel on the other hand does nothing for me in the physical, but boy does she steal a show with her nasty demeanor.

This scene really burned me up. You can lick, kiss or finger an ass, but unless you fuck it, your title is not “100%” anal. The main reason I wanted to see this was because Libby doesn’t do much anal, and to let the cat out, she doesn’t do it here either.

Check the rating, now you know how I feel about “100% Anal”

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 4/10

Nikki Hunter & Alex Devine

If her Face, Stomach and Chest looked a tight as her ass, I’d have nothing bad to say about Nikki. Since those appear to be her problem areas, I have to say again, tighten dat shit up, Nichol! Alex doesn’t do a damn thing for me, but someone likes her, cause she continues to pop up in scene with top studios. She tries her heart out, but she never gets points on talent or technique.

K. Lock, what’s up with all the new tattoos? Is that to distract me from the fact that your hair is thinning…? Tell you what, chill with all the distracting body paint, and I’ll stop calling you out. FYI, I watched the BTS. Baseball hats are the last thing you want to wear when hair starts thinning. PS. You’re through in my book if you decide to grow a ponytail!

Nikki single handedly saved this scene. Her filthy mouth had me on the edge of my seat doing my impression of “The Little Drummer Boy”. Cum She Told Him, Pah Rum Pum Pum Pum!

Alex was worthless, and anyone could have played the “Dick Role”.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Lucy Lee & Jackie Moore

Lucy always looked like a nasty girl to me, but today she looks an all time great! Jackie never moved me much in the physical, but she looks quite inviting today.

I remember reading about a year ago that Lucy was considering anal if the money was right. PXP, Thank you with all my heart for getting her money straight cause a dick in Lucy’s ass is a visual gift that never stops giving.

Both women really looked great, but it wasn’t enough to carry this scene over the hump.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

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This was a title with peaks and valleys. The Libby scene really pissed me off, and Alex D proved to have zero worth in this title. The intro scene is straight up AVN gold, and the rest of the women look amazing.

The original Rock (B Iron) works the camera here (And most likely directs). He is gifted behind the lens and always visually stimulating. It’s not gonna be movie of the year, but it’s worth a few tugs on the man taffy.

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