Fashionably Laid Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/5/2004

Movie Title

Running Time: 120 min?

Production Date: July 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

I have always complimented Platinum X for keeping their titles simple and for telling you what to expect from the name of the title. I hate to say that today, that trend has ended. There was no fashion to this title at all. Nothing made me believe that these were high price women, or that they were anyway knowledgeable about New York, Paris or LA trends.

That said, let’s get to the review.

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Nautica Thorn

I know cats that would buy titles site unseen as long as they know this girl is in the mix. You can’t deny that her figure is nothing short of flawless, but I have to say that her face does absolutely nothing for me.

The scene was with Sean Michaels and I’ll just say it was typical of what I’ve seen from Sean as of late. Light slapping that was not necessary or even inspiring. Ms. Thorn put on a pretty good show, but it was really a lot of bad acting.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Tianna Lynn

Tianna was the 1st girl I ever reviewed. I was not into her 1st time around, and based on some comments she made in regards to doing IR I doubt I’ll be happy to see her work the 2nd time around either. I will say that in the physical she looks 100 times better than she did at the end of her 1st run. She looks happier and healthier, and her attitude seems to have improved.

Ms. Lynn took on many different positions and did a fair share of squirting, but ultimately the scene just lacked chemistry. Word to the wise, don’t do anything you don’t like on camera, or work with people you don’t like and blast them later in interviews. It makes everyone look bad, especially you.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Renee Pornero

Easily, the most underrated ass in the business today. Full and round and all dick sizes and colors are welcome. That’s exactly what porn is all about to me.

B-Rock wasted no time walking up her “Dirt Road”. He’s a big man, and when he knocks at your back door, ain’t no mistaking that he’s there to make a sizeable delivery. Another energetic scene, but I failed to see the chemistry between the talent.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Shayna Knight

This scene went San Francisco in a hurry. Both Mr. Strong and Pumper earned their Eagle Scout Badges rubbin there tree trunks together in a massive double vag assault.

I think Shayna brings a whole lot to her works, and I personally like her much better blonde, but once again the chemistry was missing.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Sativa Rose & Tyla Wynn

I don’t know where these two came from, but they have had a hell of a year. Both have improved there looks and both are untamed tigers on screen. I’m sure by now you know that I am not overly impressed with this title, but now that I see Mr. Stefano I have a sinking feeling that things might just end on a high note.

Maybe it’s just the oral, but is it possible that Mr. Stefano is the same Mickey from those Life Cereal commercials. There has been much debate about his whereabouts’ and let’s face it, When it comes to Stefano, He Like It!

These two are one serious tag team, but Stefano is known to do the work of at least two men, and he does not disappoint today. For a minute I thought that he was gonna rip Tyla’s ass in two, but after a thick luggi in the right hole they were back in business.

Solid scene!

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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In most cases, I would not have reviewed this title. For the most part, I don’t like taking time on a piece that I would not recommend. In this case after reading all the less than positive spin on Jessica’s 1st PXP release, I thought I should give her the once over.

Ms. Dee, I have the following to offer you. #1, for a new director, I can’t fault you. Everyone can’t come out of the gate a champion. That being said, there are vets in the game that put out pieces far worse than this, so don’t be discouraged. This also will serve as a starting point for me. As long as your works improves, I’ll remain a fan. In closing, I saw and heard a lot of people not named Jessica in the BTS. Your name is on the box, so you had damn better be sure that the end result Is exactly what you envisioned BEFORE you put the tape in the camera.

Keep your head up and a belated welcome to the PXP family.

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