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Boxcover for Private Movies 19: Fuck Your Neighbour
Private Movies 19: Fuck Your Neighbour

Release date: 9/5/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006

Studio: Private

Starring: Barbi, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Valentina Velasquez, Bob Terminator, Lauro Giotto, Liz Honey, Vanessa Hill
Directed by: Antonio Adamo

Review brief: Private Movies 19: Fuck Your Neighbour. Director: Antonio Adamo. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Behind The Scenes: Various BTS footage with music laid over the top . Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Budapest, Hungary. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Petra Short, Masturbatrix, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #6, Girls Night Out, XXX #22, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Boxcover for Manhammer
Manhammer

Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 1/30/2006

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Lexington Steele, Omar, Tanja, Jessica Fiorentino, Toni Ribas, Aria, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Daphne Rosen, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Lexington Steele

Review brief: Manhammer Dir: Lexington Steele Cast: Katja Kassin, Daria Glower, Daphine Rosen, Tanya, Aria, Jessica Fiorentino, Laura Lion, Lexington Steele, Omar, Zenza Raggi, Toni Ribas. Extras: Trailers: Black Reign 2, Lex Steele XXX 1, Top Guns 1, Black Reign 1, Lex Steele XXX 2, Super Whores 1, Lex On Blondes 1, a fraction under 6mins. BTS footage: 18mins. Photo Gallery: 5 minutes of auto-changing still shots. Pop Shots: The last few seconds of sex of each scene followed by the cumshots. All condensed into one 10-minute clip.. Internet Access: "Check out our websites - Web-enable this disc by inserting it into your PC's DVD-Rom drive." DVD Credits: Tiny ad for the guys who did the authoring. A quick notes on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. No condoms were sighted in this movie. Scene 1: Katja Kassin, Lexington Steele. Anal, A2M, Facial. Katja looks at her very best here, at least to my eye.
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Boxcover for Explosions 2 (Mayhem)
Explosions 2 (Mayhem)

Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006

Studio: Mayhem



Review brief: Explosions #2 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Poor-quality ads for phone sex. Se Habla Espanol! We also accept checks by phone! Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Clusterfck 3, New Whores, Fuck Doll Sandwich, Ass Fucked, Dementia. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Well here we have another cumshot compilation, this time from Mayhem, and featuring 84 chapters worth of cumshots, culled from Mayhem's body of work. As the source material varies so absolutely widely, the quality of every part of it varies hugely. There are some gorgeous women here, and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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Boxcover for Sapphic Liaisons
Sapphic Liaisons

Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006

Studio: Ninn Worx

Starring: Wanda Curtis, Jodie Moore, Simony Diamond, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief: Sapphic Liasons Dir: Michael Ninn. Extras: Behind The Scenes: Some heavily-stylised and edited footage of the girls getting photographed for the boxcover and promo "Pretty Girl" shots. The girls look lovely, of course, but there's very little that's truly BTS. Some of it is interesting to watch, though, but it goes on forever (but there's no time code). Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. 6mins. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. I haven't watched any of Michael Ninn's recent work for ages, but based on his past work, and the DIVA title I recently reviewed and the fact that this is also a g/g flick, I'm expecting something that's very similar to Andrew Blake's work.
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Boxcover for Anal Intensive 13
Anal Intensive 13

Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Nina, Ilona, Petra, Alain Deloin, James Brossman, Titof, Pascal St. James, Aisha, Bob Terminator, Reda, Roly Reeves, Jitka, Stephen Gueco, Petra (czech III)
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: Anal Intensive 13. Director: Pierre Woodman. Extras: Cast List: The cast breakdowns by scene. Slideshow: A bunch of hi-res action stills in slideshow format. 2mins. Director's Profile: Pretty much The Same Pierre Woodman interview that Hustler has had on their discs for the last 2 years.. Well, with more cutaways added. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Anal Seduction 2, Sex Tape Scnadal, Brazillian Snake 2, Hustler XXX 22, Precious Pink 13, EXXXOTICA 4. Hustler.com: Website Ad. Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. I haven't seen anything put out by Pierre Woodman for a few years now.
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Boxcover for Angelmania 5
Angelmania 5

Release date: 3/26/2004
Reviewed on: 12/18/2005

Studio: Metro

Starring: Kirsty, Laura Angel, Max Cortes, George Uhl, Steve Hooper, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Laura Angel

Review brief: Angelmania 5. Director: Laura Angel. Special Features: Photo Gallery: A bunch of low-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. More Adult Fun: A bunch of phone sex ads. Audio Set Up: As the cover says, available in English or Spanish. Ole'! Web: Visiting Metro's websites will make you into a godlike being. Or something. Just another crappy ad. Coming Attractions: Autoplay trailers for: Double Impact (lots of DP and DPP, and huge facials), Bridgette Kerkove's 24 inches, Britney Foster's Nightmare, Ass Everywhere. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.
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Boxcover for Best Of Juli Ashton, The
Best Of Juli Ashton, The

Release date: 10/3/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005

Studio: Score

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Dee [II] (classic female), Vicca, Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Rebecca Lord, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Katja Kean, Taren Steele, Devinn Lane, May

Review brief: Best Of Juli Ashton, The. Director: none credited. Bonus Feature: Extras, I guess they mean "Bonus Features". It's a slideshow of grainy pics that look like .gif files that have been blown up WAY too much. Absolute Rubbish. Danii.com: An ad for the paysite. The girls look pretty, unsurprisingly. Adult Novelties: Danii hawks her line of wares, including humongous fake breasts. (What would you do with them?) A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. A compilation of Juli Ashton's best scenes would be no bad thing, and the cast listed here is also an impressive one, though to my knowledge Juli did much of her best work with VCA, and do these scenes as presented by Score/Danii Ashe/AshtonView should be all new to me. Just how good they are is something I suppose I'm about to find out...
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 13: Trust No One
Pirate Fetish Machine 13: Trust No One

Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Claudio Meloni, Julie Silver, Denis Marti, Sarah Blue, Vanessa Mae, Sarah O'Neal, Franco Trentalance, Sabina Black, Gabriel Montoya, Miro Da Nola
Directed by: Susi Medusa

Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: Trust No One. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: The Extras menu seems to be presented in a forced 16:9 ratio, but not very well, as when displayed on a standard 4:3 television, half of the menu options' icons are not visible. Director's Cut: Right at the start of the disc, before the Menu comes an option to view the feature in it's original VHS version, or as the DVD "Director's Cut" edited by Susi Medusa with some unreleased footage. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random BTS footage with annoying electro-pop played over the top of all the footage.. 6 and a half minutes in there's a quick 1 minute interiew with Julie Silver with the same old trite questions. Then it ends. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 14: Theatre of Lust
Pirate Fetish Machine 14: Theatre of Lust

Release date: 5/25/2004
Reviewed on: 12/3/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Sunny, Alberto Rey, Jessica May, Sandy Style, Julie Silver, Rita Neri, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya
Directed by: Susi Medusa Gottardi

Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: Theatre of Lust. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Making of:The British chick with the posh accent who does the Private voice-overs tells us the story of a Pimp who tries to dress like Ali-G (well, the hat and glasses) who runs his stable out of an old theatre, kills some of his girls when he finds they're stealing from him, goes to prison, kills someone else, then regains control of his harem. Then the dead girls' ghosts come to get him "using the kinkiest sex imaginable as their weapons". Ok, whatever. She says "filthy wanton sluts" rather a lot, too. Not so much a making-of than an extended trailer. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Movie Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Backstage Photobook: A bunch of hi-res BTS stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: The main dialogue spoken by the woman in the "Making of" in text, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Boxcover for Private Life Of Julie Silver, The
Private Life Of Julie Silver, The

Release date: 11/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/2/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Julie Silver

Review brief: The Private Life Of Julie Silver. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Scene Details: Information on what film the scene was taken from, and who is in it. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. I'm really not familiar with Julie Silver's work, since I stopped constantly buying near everything Private put out a couple of years ago now, but she's an attractive blonde.
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Boxcover for Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife
Private Porn Vacation 1: Tenerife

Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 11/28/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Philippe Dean, Silvia Saint, George Uhl, Alicia Rhodes, Jane Darling, Lara Stevens, Melissa Black, Libellule, Angel Fallen, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar

Review brief: Private Porn Vacation: Tenerife. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Tenerife, Spain. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, College Girl Revenge, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #8, Puerto Rican Affairs, XXX #24, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Boxcover for Private Tropical 18: Puerto Rican Affairs
Private Tropical 18: Puerto Rican Affairs

Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/26/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Kevin Long, George Uhl, Maria Bellucci, Lara Stevens, Tera Bond, Lauro Giotto, Angel Dark, Nikki Rider, Madelin Crox, Horst Baron
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar

Review brief: Private Tropical 18: Puerto Rican Affairs. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Making Of: I finally have the name of one of the last nameless guys I keep seeing in Alessandro's dvds - Francesco Malcolm. He and Anita Armani (who doesn't seem to appear in this disc, her scene with Francesco seems to have been cut out of the feature, as does most of the dialogue featured in the BTS!!) are our hosts. It's a pretty lighthearted and entertaining 20+ minutes (Tera Bond is AKA Anita). After viewing it, I'm expecting a part 2 for this feature.. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Backstage Photobook: A bunch of hi-res BTS stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Movie Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Boxcover for When Porn Stars Play 4: Sex For Fun
When Porn Stars Play 4: Sex For Fun

Release date: 10/8/2005
Reviewed on: 11/25/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Philippe Dean, Samantha, Sebastian Barrio, Katia, Jane Darling, Phil Holiday, Nikki Rider, Belicie, Veronica Da Souza, Horst Baron
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar

Review brief: Private When Porn Stars Play... Sex For Fun. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in the Grenadine Islands. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, XXX #24, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #8, College Girl Revenge, Puerto Rican Affairs, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Boxcover for Private XXX 25: Wanna Fuck?
Private XXX 25: Wanna Fuck?

Release date: 10/8/2005
Reviewed on: 11/24/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Mike Foster, Claudia, Frank Gun, Terri Summers, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, George Uhl, Andrea Moranty, Angelica Wild, Joachim Kessef, Antonio Ross, Kristina Blonde, Yvette Balcano, Lorrayne, Ju Pantera, Oksana D'Harcourt, Yesy, William Le Bris

Review brief: Private XXX 25: Wanna Fuck? Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Extra Scene: Details after the feature review... Trailer: The trailer for this title. Book: (Photobook) A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Notes: (Production Notes) Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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Boxcover for Diva: Caught In the Act
Diva: Caught In the Act

Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/15/2005

Studio: VCA

Starring: Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Jeanna Fine, Misty Rain, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Laura Palmer, Anna Malle, Lauren Montgomery, Taren Steele, Mona Damoan
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief: DIVA 1 - Caught in the Act Dir: Michael Ninn. Extras: Photo Gallery: A series of good quality "in-action" stills in autorun format. 2mins. Other Titles: A still screen showing the covers for DIVA 4, Casablanca & Shock.. Internet: 10 seconds of "visit us on the web".. Cast: A still screen with the cast's names on it, no pics to make ID from though. Contact: Their email address and website address again, and that 10 seconds of "visit us on the web" we saw earlier.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This DVD features only girl/girl and solo girl scenes, mostly featuring dildoes. Anything notable will be mentioned by scene. I remember watching this 4-part series as they came out on VHS back in the day and enjoying a few of them. I remember part 4 was a keeper at the time, and possibly part 2.
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Boxcover for Private Tropical 6: Tequila Bum Bum
Private Tropical 6: Tequila Bum Bum

Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 11/6/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Francesco Malcom, Sebastian Barrio, Martina, Sandra Russo, George Uhl, Greg Centauro, Maya Gold, Tina Wagner, Tina Time, Alexa Weix, Maria Shem, Nikki Sun
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar

Review brief: Tequila Bum Bum Dir: Allesandro Del Mar. Extras: The listed Extras on the cover are: DVD bonus scene. Making of. Trailers. Girl's profiles. Girl's photobooks Production Notes. Unfortunately the edge of my copy of the disc seems to have been damaged in transit, and so the Extras menu just cycles back to the main menu on my copy. Because I can't access the girls' profiles, I can't ID the performers. Sorry! That's why I've given the extras no stars, cos I can't actually review them.. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of the scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.
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Boxcover for First Class Euro Sluts 5
First Class Euro Sluts 5

Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 11/5/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: David Perry, Barbara, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Barby, Janet Alfano, Tiffany Rousso, Susane Brend, Kitty Sixx, Nikki Rider, Jose Santana, Victoria Slim, Nicki Hunter, Barby (hungary)
Directed by: Toni Ribas

Review brief: First Class Eurosluts - Volume Five Dir: Toni Ribas. Extras: Bonus Scene: Details after the feature review... Behind The Scenes: MTV-styled intro, then we seem some hairy, creepy dude (Steve Holmes?, with a beard and unkempt wild hair) eat out and fuck a dark-haired 22 year old girl from Budapest (Barby) while Toni interviews her. Robert shows up and she blows him too, then both of them.. then Robert fucks her while she sucks the other guy, while Toni stands across the room nochalantly taking photos, till she gets up and walks off. Toni interviews a tiny blonde girl called Linda as he undresses her. Some kind of interview with other girls, but the audio is really bad, so I can't make out what is said.. but Toni makes out with her, then she kneels as if to blow him, and he slaps her a couple of times.. They hassle some girl in makeup, then the same girl showering. Some extra fucking from Kitty Sixx, then Toni wants to fuck her, then he follows her into the shower room where she poses, then sucks his dick and he fucks her against the sink.
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Boxcover for Pros 4
Pros 4

Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Shay Sweet, Alexia, Christian XXX, Brooke, Sledge Hammer, Nick Manning, Sandra Romain, Jack Lawrence, Joe Friday, Buster Good, Victoria Sweet, Gianna Lynn, Melodee Bliss
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: Pros 4 - Pimp'd Dir: Guy Capo. Extras: BTS: A few minutes of amusing BTS stuff, mostly of Brooke and the other girls flubbing their lines. Solo Scenes: about 2mins of each pair of girls masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of good quality stills in step left-right format. 6mins. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, you know the drill by now.. Trailers: Gothsend II, Grudgefuck, Ass Factor 3, Double Parked 10. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of the scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. Can Guy Capo's Pros 4 redeem DVSX as a viable producer of porn in my eyes? His choice of performers certainly seems like a good start, but I'll have to watch and hope. There's no Hot Shots option here, which is unusual for a DVSX release.
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Boxcover for Double Parked 14
Double Parked 14

Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Alex Sanders, Chris Cannon, Rick Masters, Sergio, Cheyne Collins, Brett Rockman, Talon, Brad Baldwin, Mia Bangg, Taryn Thomas, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Slimm Dawg, Stacy Thorn, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: Double Parked 14 Dir: Bobby Manila Extras: BTS: Some amusing BTS stuff with Staci Thorn, as the guys try (and fail) to DP her, then the shower scene. Followed by some small talk with helium-voiced covergirl Jamie Elle where they mention that she's all-natural (which I thought was odd, since her breasts look "too good to be true". Some amusing stuff with the other girls as well. One of the most interesting/amusing BTS I've yet seen. 6mins approx. Solo Scenes: about 1min 40ish to 3mins of each girl masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. Very nice "pretty girl" shots as always from DVSX. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. Trailers: Lucky Bastard 3, Sakura Tales 7 (my copy of which, was Faulty), Teen Sensations 11.Funny, the last volume of DP had the exact same trailers.. I do wonder why DVSX bothers with the "solo scenes" in this way, though.
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Boxcover for Cum on My Face 4 (Private)
Cum on My Face 4 (Private)

Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Katarina, Claudia Ferrari, Anastasia Christ, Cony Ferrara, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Victoria Slim, Katy Caro
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli

Review brief: Cum on My Face #4 Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Karaoke Clip: A semi-amusing dance-pop rewrite rendition of Monty Python's "Sit on my face". I wonder if they paid the Pythons royalties for it? Trailers: A trailer for this disc which manages to make it look unappealing. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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Boxcover for Double Parked 13
Double Parked 13

Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 10/24/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Jazz, Chris Cannon, Sergio, Van Damage, Nick Manning, Roge, Brett Rockman, Katsuni, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Tamiry, Veronica Bela, Sandy Rio, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: Double Parked 13 Dir: Alex Ladd Extras: BTS: A couple of minutes of more-hardcore-than-usual BTS stuff mostly focussed on Crissy, then Jasmine, with a few giggles thrown in. Solo Scenes: about 1min 40-ish of each girl masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. Very nice "pretty girl" shots. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. Trailers: Lucky Bastard, Sakura Tales 7 (my copy of which, was Faulty), Teen Sensations 11. I do wonder why DVSX bothers with the "solo scenes" in this way, though. with the extremely short runtime, it's not something you can really whack to, and as they're removed from the girls' scenes by half a dozen navigation button presses, it's not like they flow into anything. Even a "Play All" option here would make them a bit more integrated into each other. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Boxcover for Stocking Secrets 9
Stocking Secrets 9

Release date: 11/20/2004
Reviewed on: 10/18/2005

Studio: Smash Pictures

Starring: Aimee Sweet, Justine Joli
Directed by: Kira Eggers

Review brief: Stocking Secrets Dir: Kira Eggers Cast: Aimee Sweet, Justine Joli Running Time: 62 Minutes Extras: Photo Gallery: A series of stills of both girls (seperately) that appear to have been taken before the scenes started. In Autorun form. 3mins. Website: The usual "visit our website" stuff. Previews: Individually-selectable trailers for: Legal Skin 16, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, Camel Toe Perversions, Cum Catchers, Easy Prey, My Playtoy 3. (Isn't Selena Silver supposed to be an Aussie? Why does she talk with an American accent in this title?) A quick notes on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. On the other hand, I've never reviewed a non-sex DVD before, so.. This DVD features 2 solo posing scenes for each of the two girls featured, for a total of four scenes.
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Boxcover for Cum on My Face 4 (Devil's Film)
Cum on My Face 4 (Devil's Film)

Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/18/2005

Studio: Devil's Film

Starring: Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Gia Paloma, Sarah Twain

Review brief: Cum On My Face 4 (Devil's Film) Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: It's a cumshot compilation, I don't think we need to credit a director, do we? An editor perhaps.. Extras: Trailers: Individually-choosable, the trailers on this disc are: Throat Bangers 9, Crea Pie for the Straight Guy 2, Gangland Cream Pie 6, 65 Guy Creampie. Devil's VOD: OOH, a looping ad. Now this is what extra DVD content is all about!. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form, mostly of the girls posing, post-cumshot all over their faces, though some look to be taken seconds before the cumshot. Not bad, though if you have the DVD, I'd wonder why you're looking at the stills..? 2mins 30. As with my previous review of one of these cumshot compilations, I'm not going to bother trying to list, review and rate each scene individually. This one proudly boasts 187 cum shot! in big letters, all over the place.
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Boxcover for Pass the Creme
Pass the Creme

Release date: 9/7/2005
Reviewed on: 10/15/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Austin Kincaid, Alicia Alighatti, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, Genesis Skye, Cassie Courtland, Nikki Nievez, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: Pass The Creme Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: Bobby Manila Extras: BTS: Quite a few amusing minutes of nondescript BTS stuff. These folks are cwazy! Nice breasts, though. Solo Scenes: about 2mins of each pair of girls masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. 6mins. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by outting it into your PC.. Trailers: Sakura Tales 7 (my copy of which, was Faulty), Teen Sensations 11. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. All scenes feature Cum Swapping, none feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.
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Strap It On (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 10/15/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Joey, Sandra Shine, Joey Lane, Shannon Adams, Kirsten Price, Bobbi Blair, Brianna Love, Savannha James, Leah Lane, Aspen Winters, Marlena Mason
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Strap it On Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: David Luger Extras: BTS: Just a bit of after-sex interview chatter with each of the pairs of girls that got together in the disc.. Bonus Scene: "Morning Jolt" starring Marlena. She changes from her regular skimpy clothes to some lingere, which she immediately takes back off, bends over, dildoes herself with a big, glow-in-the-dark-looking dildo, but we don't get to see it in the dark. Changes position a few times, dildoing away and moaning, gets a purple butt-screw dildo out and does that for awhile, clitty rubbinmg, then end. 20mins Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form with a big ClubPlatinumX.com logo below them. 5mins40. Web Access: Visit our website/Web-enable this disc by outting it into your PC.. Previews: Selectable from a menu - previews of: Just Another Whore, First Class Euro Sluts 5, Sperm Filled Sluts, Internal Discharge. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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