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Boxcover for Cum on My Face 5 (Devil's Films)
Cum on My Face 5 (Devil's Films)

Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006

Studio: Devil's Film

Starring: Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe

Review brief: Cum On My Face 5 (Devil's Film) Reviewed by scipio. Dir: It's a cumshot compilation, I don't think we need to credit a director, do we? An editor perhaps.. Extras: Trailers: Individually-selectable, the trailers on this disc are: Cum on My Hairy Pussy, Anal P.O.V. 6, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy 4 and 50 Guy Cream Pie 3. Devil's VOD:Well, it's a looping ad for Devil's Film Video On Demand. No surprises here. Photos: A series of stills in autorun form, mostly of the girls posing, post-cumshot all over their faces, though some look to be taken seconds before the cumshot. Not bad, though if you have the DVD, I'd wonder why you're looking at the stills..? As usual for my reviews of these cumshot compilations, I'm not going to bother trying to list, review and rate each scene individually. This one proudly boasts over 125 cum shots! in big letters, all over the place. I hope you're as excited as I am! This volume boasts 120 chapters in all, though there are no names of the performers, or even any pre-cumshot sex.
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Boxcover for Sean Michaels P.O.V. 2
Sean Michaels P.O.V. 2

Release date: 11/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/6/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, Selena, Veronica, Simone, Gianna Michaels, Chyanne Jacobs, Bailey Bliss, Simone Schiffer, Cheyenne Jacobs
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Sean Michaels P.O.V. #2 Director: Sean Michaels. Extras: Behind the Scenes:Gianna gets her pretty-girl cover shots taken. Boy she is a hot looking busty broad!. She looks much better than she does on the cover, which is unusual. Sean makes small talk and gives her a bit of a standard porn interview. Next up we have Bailey who Sean interviews as she gets dressed, she has natural 34D's and is of Hungarian descent. Bonus Scene: Reviewed down the bottom. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Just Another Whore, Sperm Filled Sluts, 1st Class Euro Sluts #5, Internal Discharge. Cum Shot Recap: Available in Individual or Play All flavours. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. Well after the disappointing Sean Michaels P.O.V.
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Boxcover for In Thru the Back Door 1 (Vouyer Media)
In Thru the Back Door 1 (Vouyer Media)

Release date: 7/31/2006
Reviewed on: 10/6/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media

Starring: Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Kaylynn, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Jasmine Tame, Rebeca Linares, Samantha Sin, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: In Thru The Back Door Director: Vince Voyeur. Extras: Cutting Room Floor: It's the BTS of course! It's actually fairly entertaining and seems less contrived than many of the usual ones. Kaylynn and Vince give each other a ton of shit. Bonus Core (Scene): Bonus Core with Jasmine Tame. Vince gets his dick out and waves it in Jasmine's face as she prepares for her scene, then does her doggie POV style (with mirror shots) at the bathroom sink, Vince then lays on the floor on his back and Jasmine mounts him cowgirl, then blows him, then he does her from behind again and he blows his load on her buttcheeks. I guess that's one good way to drum up more business from Vince's new company. It was surprisingly hot though.
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Boxcover for 50 Guy Cream Pie 4
50 Guy Cream Pie 4

Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 9/12/2006

Studio: Devil's Film

Starring: Tera Joy

Review brief: 50 Guy Cream Pie #4 Extras: Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Fuckin' Foreigners, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Hew First White Dick, Fuck Doll Sandwich 4, POV Squirt Alert 4. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Most feature semen! As I continue to review things and subgenres I've never seen or thought much about before, it's time for something wholly new to me - a massive gangbang film that also happens to be creampie-themed. If nothing else, it was certainly an interesting viewing. Tera Joy is a very attractive porn girl with dark hair, large natural breasts and in this disc wears the outfit being modelled on the front cover. The video opens with a shot of a long line in a European street in winter, which I'm going to assume is in Germany. The 50 guys file into a nightclub called Velvet, which is to be the setting for this afternoon's perversions.
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Boxcover for Explosions 5 (Mayhem)
Explosions 5 (Mayhem)

Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 9/7/2006

Studio: Mayhem

Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Rachel Love, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Joey, Kiss, Sophia, Mickey G., Envy, Byron Long, Tony T., Davia Ardell, Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Johnny Thrust, Paris, Sofia, Devlin Weed, Bailey, Tiffany Taylor, Van Damage, Dillon, Scott Lyons, Estelle, Kat, Herschel Savage, Nick Manning, Hannah Harper, George Uhl, Brett Rockman, Kris Knight, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Stacy Silver, Trent Tesoro, Olivia O'Lovely, Sascha, Lyla Lei, Gianna Michaels, Denis Marti, Steven French, Dwayne Cummings, Tyler Durden, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Ariana Jollee, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Katie Rae, Dirty Harry, Barbara Summer, Leah Luv, Rick Patrick, Brad Baldwin, Nikki Sun, Melissa Lauren, Joe Friday, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Nadia Styles, Dillan Lauren, Stephanie Tripp, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Georgia Southe, Harmony Rose, Ava Ramon, Buster Good, Holly Wellin, Vanessa Lane, Montanna Rae, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Sarah Twain, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Wein Lewis, Veronica Jett, Brooke Haven, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Haley Scott, Jamie Elle, Amber Wild, Sophie Dee, Zenovah Braeden, Nicki Hunter, Sierra Sinn, Stacy Thorn, Claire Robbins, Sara Jay, Luscious Lopez, Tiffany Rayne, Kaiya Lynn, Monique Madison, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Memphis Monroe, Nyomi Zen, Kylie G. Worthy, Cindy Sterling, Havana Ginger, Sahara Knite, Alicia Angel, Marquetta Jewel, Emma Jade, Georgia Peach, Tiffani Digivanni, Madeline Marks, Steve James, Haley Paige, Sasha Knox, Julius Ceazher, Allie Ray, Trent T, Naudia Nyce, Leah Stevenson, Liv Wylder, J.J., Marco Banderas, Panama Jack, AnnaBelle Lee

Review brief: Explosions #5 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Fuckin' Foreigners, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Hew First White Dick, Fuck Doll Sandwich 4, POV Squirt Alert 4. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Most feature semen! This is the second of Mayhem's cumshot compilations I've reviewed. This time the cover claiming over 100 cumshots, once again culled from Mayhem's body of work. As with #2, because the source material varies so widely, the quality of the scenes and video varies just as wildly. Once again the women are a mix of gorgeous women and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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Boxcover for Cum Dumpsters 6 (Red Light District)
Cum Dumpsters 6 (Red Light District)

Release date: 7/31/2006
Reviewed on: 9/7/2006

Studio: Red Light District



Review brief: Cum Dumpsters #6 Director: It's a cumshot compilation! Extras: Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. All the shots feature semen - Hooray for high-speed photography! Trailers: One long auto-running trailer, which includes: Ass Attack 3, Anal Xcavators, 110 Natural #3, 1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink #8, Anal Expedition #9. Website: Visit clubredrlight.com, please? Insert disc into your DVD-Rom drive for exciting stuff. Bonus Scenes: But this is a cumshot comp! Details later! I've reviewed a number of cumshot comps now, but this is the first one of RLD's Cum Dumpsters series I've looked at. It's certainly got a charming title, and from the Dates of production given, all the footage in this comp was shot during 2003. This one promises 69 scenes and 118 cumshots. It also tells us which features the cumshots come from.
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Boxcover for I Love 'em Latin 2 (Acid Rain)
I Love 'em Latin 2 (Acid Rain)

Release date: 3/3/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006

Studio: Acid Rain

Starring: Daisy Marie, Jenaveve Jolie, Havana Ginger, Madeline Marks, Anna Cruz
Directed by: Dan Dapper

Review brief: I Love 'em Latin #2 Director: Dan Dapper Extras: Photo Gallery: 10 or so badly-sized and badly-cropped action stills in step format. Behind the Scenes: Some usual interview stuff, A pretty interesting, actual candid BTS with the performers actually talking and discussing stuff with the director and crew, with some amusing stories thrown in. Also Available: Individual Trailers for: I Love 'em Natural #2, Bang it!, Ole' In & Out #2, Give me Gape #2, Gag Me Fuck Me. Internet: Visit our site, you know the drill by now.. More Hot Action: Some crappy old phone-sex ads. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Boxcover for Sperm Splattered 2
Sperm Splattered 2
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Directed by: Juan Cuba

Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Boxcover for Sperm Splattered
Sperm Splattered

Release date: 3/30/2006
Reviewed on: 8/8/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Haley Scott, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Sasha Knox, Velicity Von, Chloe Morgan
Directed by: Juan Cuba

Review brief: Sperm Splattered #1 Director: Juan Cuba Extras: Behind the Scenes: The usual thing as Juan wanders around with a camera interviewing and chatting to the girls.. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Much like the Cum Glazed line from sister company Red Light District, the Sperm Splattered series is a "blowbang" disc, or mini- bukkake if you prefer.
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Boxcover for She Sucks
She Sucks

Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 8/5/2006

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Ian Daniels, Steven St. Croix, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Caroline Pierce, Mr. Marcus, Nina Hartley, Chennin Blanc, Jewel De'Nyle, John West, Eric Masterson, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Dalny Marga, Ava Vincent, Marty Romano, Max Steele, Monica Mayhem, Brandi Lyons, Envy Me, Brett Rockman, Carmen Luvana, Nikko Knight, Avy Scott, Trent Tesoro, Jasmine Lynn, Stefany Mays, Lacey Barnes, Rio Mariah, Chrissy Taylor, Vincent Vega, Lee Ann, Rick Taylor

Review brief: She Sucks! Extras: Gallery: A collection of hard and soft stills, blown up to fill the TV screen and show off compression artefacts, and featuring auto-pan across the images. I think it went for a whole minute, too. Bonus Scene: Reviewed at the end of the Feature. Trailers: Wow their CGI looks dated! One long running trailer made up of: Amateur Angels #19, Camera Club, Dirty Girlz Vol 1, Fit to be Tied, Over 30 and Dirty, Tell Me What You Want #5. Web Info: Carmen Luvana reads off a cue card about how good Adam and Eve dot com is. Great. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. A comp, presumably of blowjobs. Ones cropped from full scenes? End-of-scene BJs with cumshots attatches? Full BJs? I have no idea. Let's find out! Scene 1: Tina Tyler, John West, Max Steele. Swordfighting, Cumshot on breasts . I remember Tina Tyler! She was pretty cool.
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Boxcover for Hustler Centerfolds 6
Hustler Centerfolds 6

Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, John West, Van Damage, Alexis Amore, Monica Mayhem, Samantha Ryan, Karlie Montana, Cassie Courtland
Directed by: Richard Hamilton

Review brief: Hustler Centrefolds #6 Director: Richard Hamilton. Extras: Behind the Scenes:We see several of the girls get made-up, dressed and take some pretty-girl and hardcore shots in a series of MTV-edited style montages with music overlaid. Not really a BTS, but actually a pretty entertaining watch. Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Kane's World, Young Latin Ass, Asian Fever #24, Black and Wild #15, One in Every Hole, Barely Legal Bootcamp. Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. OLD phone sex ads.. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. Hustler.com: Website ad you've all seen before. Hustler Hollywood: Ad for their retail store. Select a Star: A menu where you can select the performer you want to watch and then select the part/chapter of their scene you're interested in. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Boxcover for Sean Michaels P.O.V.
Sean Michaels P.O.V.

Release date: 7/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, Mika Tan, Gabriella Banks, Pamela Princess, Trinity Post, Tia Sweets, Victoria Sweet
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Sean Michaels P.O.V. Director: Sean Michaels. Extras: Behind the Scenes:Sean interviews then gets a 20 sec blowjob from Victoria Sweet, who looks alright on Sean's grainy video but not nearly as gorgeous as she does on the cover. I couldn't believe it was the same person. As she puts on a really tight corset, she tells us that she likes to be hurt and choked and slapped. Great. A little bit of BTS with Trinity Post, Mika Tan gets dressed. Pamela Princess gets tries on a series of skirts slowly as well. Really just long and boring. Bonus Scene: Reviewed down the bottom. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Just Another Whore, Sperm Filled Sluts, 1st Class Euro Sluts #5, Internal Discharge. Cum Shot Recap: Available in Individual or Play All flavours. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Boxcover for Private DVD Pack 39: Best Of Susi Medusa, The
Private DVD Pack 39: Best Of Susi Medusa, The

Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006

Studio: Private

Starring: Yvonne, Tina, Vanessa, Sunny, Marie, Jessica May, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sarah Blue, Liliane, Rita Neri, Sarah O'Neal, Ellen Saint, Sabina Black, Susi Medusa, Krystal de Boor

Review brief: This 4-pack of DVDs from Private's Pirate line features the segment of the series that was directed by Suzi Gottardi AKA Suzi Medusa. I'm not really sure who Suzi Gottardi is, as she only has 9 credits in the iafd, all of which are for Private, and 5 of which are covered by the four individual titles here and the compilation pack this review is for. The other 3 for private being single scenes inserted into their video magazine series' and finally another fetish-themed feature released late last year. Whoever she is or was, it seems that her line for Private was not a huge success, as it ended so quickly.
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 16: House Of the She-Wolves
Pirate Fetish Machine 16: House Of the She-Wolves

Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2006

Studio: Private

Starring: Yvonne, George Uhl, Neeo, Jane Darling, Sarah Blue, Nikki Sun, Liliane Tiger, Susi Medusa Gottardi, Ellen Saint, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya
Directed by: Susi Medusa Gottardi

Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: House of the She-Wolves. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: The Extras menu seems to be presented in a forced 16:9 ratio, but not very well, as when displayed on a standard 4:3 television, half of the menu options' icons are not properly visible. Making of:The woman with the British accent who narrates these things explains the plot over a bunch of BTS and backstage footage. Much better than the usual BTS from Gottardi's films. . Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 10: The Wild Circle
Pirate Fetish Machine 10: The Wild Circle

Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006

Studio: Private

Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Susi Medusa

Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Boxcover for Nasty Hardcore Latinas 3
Nasty Hardcore Latinas 3

Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 4/30/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Estella Leon, Monique Madison, Marquetta Jewel, Victoria Lan, Nataly Rosa
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Nasty Hardcore Latinas 3 Director:David Luger. Extras: Bonus Scene: Details after the feature review... Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res posed and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. This could be interesting. I usually find that ethnically-themed DVDs will feature a well-known star, a couple of others that you just don't see often enough, and a couple of filler performers. Marquetta Jewel on the cover is a good start, but let's see what this one is like.. Scene 1: Estell Leon, 2 guys, blue couch. Throat-fucking, Ass-slapping, Double Facial. Estell is Puerto Rican and grew up in a strinct pentecostal religious family.
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Boxcover for Latina Cum Queens (Excessive Entertainment / VCA)
Latina Cum Queens (Excessive Entertainment / VCA)

Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006

Studio: VCA

Starring: Chris Charming, Tiffany Taylor, Mr. Pete, Kurt Lockwood, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Alec Knight, Victoria Sweet, Havana Ginger, Analyssa, Trent T
Directed by: Drew Rose

Review brief: Latina Cum Queens 1 Director:Drew Rose. Extras: Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Sloppy Ho's, Busta Nut, Dez's Dirty Weekend. There were some auto-playing trailers after I put the DVD in, but I didn't watch them. Put them where they're selectable! Sex Talk: A bunch of the usual hardcore phone sex ads... Internet: A short and crappy VCA web trailer, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. This could be interesting. I usually find that ethnically-themed DVDs will feature a well-known star, a couple of others that you just don't see often enough, and a couple of filler performers. Let's see what this one is like..
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Boxcover for Latina Cum Queens 2 (Excessive Entertainment)
Latina Cum Queens 2 (Excessive Entertainment)

Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006

Studio: Excessive Entertainment

Starring: Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Olivia O'Lovely, Ben English, Nadia Styles
Directed by: Drew Rose

Review brief: Latina Cum Queens 2 Director:Drew Rose. Extras: Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Fresh Flesh, Black Boned, Kill Girl Kill. There were some auto-playing trailers after I put the DVD in, but I didn't watch them. Put them where they're selectable! Sex Talk: A bunch of the usual hardcore phone sex ads... Internet: A short and crappy VCA web trailer, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. Well, after having just reviewed Latina Cum Queens 1 and on balance enjoyed it, what better place to go next than Latina Cum Queens 2? Scene 1: Jasmine Byrne, some guy. Anal, A2M, Facial. Jasmine, our covergirl, is damned pretty.
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Boxcover for Dear Celeste
Dear Celeste

Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/2/2006

Studio: Suze Randall

Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Gigi, Monica Mayhem, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Celeste Star, Autumn Bliss
Directed by: Big Bad Onxxx

Review brief: Dear Celeste... Director:Big Bad Onxxx. Extras: Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action and pretty girl stills in autorun format. Jenna Haze Masturbation: Jenna talks mildly nastily in a girly-girl manner, then rubs her clit for awhile and briefly dildoes herself. Pretty lady. Bloopers: Celeste screws around a little bit in a BTS manner. So does Jenna a bit as well. Kinda cute, but nothing special. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Sinfully Sexy, I Love Lanny, Ladie In Lust, Three's Cumpany, Addicted to Sex, Sophisticated Sluts, Dark Side, Undressed and Oversexed. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Boxcover for Baker's Dozen 7
Baker's Dozen 7

Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Layla, Katie Rae, Lisa Sparxxx, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Alicia Alighatti
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Baker's Dozen #7 Director: Brandon Iron. Extras: Behind the Scenes: Brandon interviews the girls before, during and afterwards. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. More Tease Please: As you might have guessed, in this bit the girls strip, tease, fondle themselves and masturbate one at a time for a couple of minutes. There are dildoes involved. Photoshoot: Brandon takes stills of girls with penii in their bottoms and other orifices. Director's Profile: A page of text about the life and times of Brandon Iron. Bonus Scene: Details following the feature review.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Boxcover for Strip Tease Then Fuck 7
Strip Tease Then Fuck 7

Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006

Studio: Zero Tolerance

Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, August, Chloe Dior, Sascha, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Memphis Monroe, Tiffani Digivanni
Directed by: Wendi Knight

Review brief: Strip Tease Then Fuck 7 Dir: Wendi Knight. Extras: Photo Gallery: A series of stills in "step" form. Very high quality "pretty girl" and hardcore images. Bonus Scene: Delilah Strong, James Deen - I'll talk about this after the main body of the review. Cumshot Loop: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Trailers: Internal Combustion 7, Fishnets 2, Drive Thru 3, Apprentass 3, Double Decker Sandwich 6, POV Centrefolds, Who's Your Daddy 7, Teenage Jizz Junkies, Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. DP 14 starts with the same annoying 30-second snippet of music that DP 13 had, which sounds vaguely like the beginning of the Eurythmics' "Love is a Stranger".
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Boxcover for Baker's Dozen 6
Baker's Dozen 6

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Baker's Dozen #6 Director: Brandon Iron. Extras: Behind the Scenes: Brandon asks the girls a bunch of questions before and after their scenes (and sometimes during).on the dozen, then she chats to Brandon after the glazing Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. Aural Fixations: Courtney talks dirty to the camera while her face is surrounded by penises, she sucks 'em, too. Then we cut to her dirtytalking to Brandon in the old Green-carpet office. More Tease Please: As you might have guessed, in this bit the girls strip, tease, fondle themselves & lightly masturbate. One at a time for a couple of minutes, Courtney, Haley and blondie prance about in a little extra shot before their scenes. Baker's Dozen 7 preview: Very short, a couple facials. Hailey's Mantra: Hailey gets throat-fucked by three guys, um.. 4 guys.
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Boxcover for Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District)
Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District)

Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/8/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 Director: Tim Von Swine. (Despite Vince Voyeur's name plastered all over the place.) Extras: Behind the Scenes: Tim follows Marquetta around while she sorts through her fuck-clothes, posing, her pre-game warmup, and her post-match glazing. Extra Pork: Velicity Von oils up her breasts and blows director Timbo till he comes all over her face. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Well this disc is something new to me. In the BTS, Tim refers to it as a "blowbang" which I guess is as good a term as any for the multi -blowjob-mini-bukkake scenes we have here.
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50 To 1

Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: 50 to 1 Dir: Brandon Iron. Extras (Disc One): Aural Fixation: One of the girls talks dirty to the camera until it seems she's going to burst out laughing. Behind the Scenes: Sunshine talks about her adventures in anal sex, followed by more chatter with Delilah Strong, and many more of the girls. Monica Sweetheart's shoulder tattoo isn't a lobster, ok? It's a Zodiac Cancer. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res cum-on-tongue stills that in autorun format. 50 of them, I'd guess.. Extras (Disc Two): Bonus Scene: I'd have thought that something like this would be somewhat redundant on a release this long, but apparently not. Not that I'm complaining. Judy Star talks and shows off her body and tattoos before she blows, footjobs and swallows Brandon's load in a (Montreal?) apartment. Director's Bio: Brief scrolling bio on director Brandon Iron.
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She Licks Girls

Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006

Studio: Hot Boxxx

Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond

Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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