Pirate Fetish Machine 16: House Of the She-Wolves Review

Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi.

Extras:
The Extras menu seems to be presented in a forced 16:9 ratio, but not very well, as when displayed on a standard 4:3 television, half of the menu options' icons are not properly visible. Making of:The woman with the British accent who narrates these things explains the plot over a bunch of BTS and backstage footage. Much better than the usual BTS from Gottardi's films. .
Trailer: The trailer for this title.
Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast.
Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format.
Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rome, Italy.
Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Cleopatra, Lesbian Games, The Private Life of Lea De Mae, Reality 20, Coconut Holiday.
Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish, Greek, Romanian.

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.

None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.

I haven't especially enjoyed Susi Medusa's other Pirate films so far. Many of the things featured in her scenes seem to have been included to check off a box on a list of "fetishes to be covered" in any particular film. Thanks to the BTS on this one making sense, I can explain the plot, for those who care abiout such things:
A German Villa was bought in the late 1980's by a very moral Judge, Karl Reitsch, who was slowly corrupted by the house's "she-wolves". He got home one night to find his maid having an orgy with 2 thugs. A vicious fight broke out and everyone was killed(!). Now, Klaus, his rebellious son has returned to Germany to take posession of the Villa. Nonplussed by the ghost stories (and apparently his father being murdered in the place), "to impress his new girlfriend, and fuck her up the arse in the master bedroom." But weird shit effects the people in the house, and stuff happens. A good, solid plot, then.

To be fair though, from the previews the cast in this one looks very good. After reviewing 3 other Susi Medusa films though, the best I can be is cautiously optimistic..

Well, to start with we have Sarah Blue smoking a cigarette in closeup, she also puts the cigarette in the mouth of Lilianne Tiger, who is bound by ropes so they they can both smoke, and exhale into each other's faces. Good to see Susi starting right off with the "fetish checklist" then.. Both girls are blonde and natural-breasted. Both are very attractive, particularly Lilianne. Sarah fondles Lil with her feet whiile reading "newspaper reports" (straight off a printer) that have of the bad things that have happened in the house. A slow pan across one of the pages provides all the exposition that you care to read.

Scene 1:
Ellen Saint, 3 dudes.

Swordfighting, Anal, DP, Gapes, Facial.

Outside in a car are two guys wearing bomber jackets and leather half-hoods, with leather pants. They let Ellen Saint out of the back seat and open up the car boot, revealing a third guy in a half-hood mask, and a tux, having a tug. Ellen is a tall statuesque blonde, and wears a big furry russian-style hat.

Now we cut to an interior with an indoor pool. Ellen is no longer a blonde ice queen, and now wears a brown leather breastless corset and long black pvc boots, as "voices in her head" voiceovers from the three guys call her a "dirty bitch" and so on. They're stil wearing their half-hood masks. She pleads for mercy while kneeling between them, and you know what happens next. They all take their cocks out and she starts to blow them. There's a fair amount of penis-to-penis contact here, for the awareness of those who especially like or dislike that sort of thing.

Soon though, it's Ellen on her back being fucked by one guy and sucking another. Vag, anal. The guys take turns and swap around inside her bottom but as they're all dressed like members of Demolition from the 1990's WWF it's difficult to tell who is who and harder to care. We soon cut to a cowgirl DP which actually looks pretty good, and once more, Axe, Smash and Crush tag in and out of Ellen's orifices, eventually including her mouth. The next cut brings us some Reverse Cowgirl DP with all three guys taking an entrance. There's a little pseudo-gaping, but it's not captured well for those who enjoy that until a spot later. Spoon anal, doggie anal, more badly-captured gapes, and finally Ellen jerks the boys off into her own face, one, two, oh no, the third guy needs to take matters into his own hand. Ellen wraps up the scene with a large amound of semen on her mouth and chin, and we go back to the plot as one of the three members of Demolition tell Ellen to "shhh"..

This was actually a pretty good scene, perhaps one of the first I've really enjoyed from Suzi Gottardi. Nearly all of the non-DP fucking was anal too, so for those who like to see a whole lot of buttfucking and DP, this scene's for you.
7.5/10

Ah, the Plot. Why am I transcribing this again? Anyway, according to the on-screen captions and voiceover: "Now Klaus, the rebellious son of the dead judge, has returned to Germany to take possession of the villa. He isn't phased by all the superstitious talk about the villa's ghosts and curses, he just wants to use the house to impress his new girlfriend and to sodomize her there." Ah, how romantic. My first thoughts on meeting a woman are always how I can impress her enough to sodomize her. Sounds like Pierre Woodman, actually. Will Klaus discover that his pool room has already be used for sodomization? Will he be upset? is he upset at the sodomization Germany took from Italy in last 90 seconds or so of the 2006 World Cup Semi? According to Klaus' vouceover, he didn't like dad very much and much prefers sodomy.

Scene 2:
Nikki Sun, "Klaus".

Anal, DP, Facials.

What was that about sodomy? Because that's what we cut right to! In this case I think it's the very attractive blonde Nikki Sun on the recieving end of spoon anal from "Klaus". She's naked except for Black PVC gloves, boots and corset, a red leather collar and some Italian-style sunglasses. Reverse anal cowgirl as she rubs her pussy and holds it open, then cowgirl, anal cowgirl. The action is captured pretty well, and Nikki looks great here, even though "Klaus'" scotesack looks like stone. Standing doggy, standing doggy anal, quite a lot of anal actually. Instead of coming though, Klaus attatches a eash to Nikki's collar and makes her crawl into the next room (nice camera view of her from behind too) where she blows him while wearing high heels on her hands. I guess it's time for the fetish checklist to start being ticked off again. Klaus also licks both of the high heels while having his dick sucked. Then, with the fetish segment out of the way, we cut to Klaus jerking his load all over Nikki's face, getting it on her mouth and chin and also a blast that straks her forehead and goes right across the sunglasses in a visual that's kida cool. I guess they're for more then UV protection.

Well, this is a turn of events. Two scenes into a Gottardi flick and I've quite enjoyed both of them. Some nice visuals here, and the sex was quite watchable as well. Again, more anal then vaginal if that's your bag.
6.5/10

The dreaded plot makes a reappearance, kinda. As Klaus and Nikki sleep obliviously, we see that pile of newspaper clippings about the bad things that happened in the house spead out over the floor. Then the door opens by itself and closes, leaving the floor bare of the articles. Spooky!

The members of demolition, this time dressed in a mix of various "movie bad guy" clothes sit around in a white-painted attick, waiting for "the fucking maid". Luckily for us, "the fucking maid" is Jane Darling and her maid's uniform is made of black leather. She gives them a piece of paper, but more importantly, scene 3 starts.

Scene 3:
Jane Darling, 2 guys.

Anal, DP, no cumshots.

Um, it's Jane Darling in a leather maid's outfit. Strangely though, the guys both choose to finger her orifices to start. Quickly though, Jane makes it all better by sucking both their cocks and looking smoking hot while doing so. There's some deepthroating but it's not the current gagging-and-choking style. And we cut right into an extended cowgirl DP. Jane sucks on one of the guys who is laying on his back, then mounts him in reverse anal cowgirl. The other guy gets a blowjob while Jane is bouncing away. Soon of course, it becomes a RC-DP and again it's pleasing. I only wish that Gottardi had the imagination to move the camera around a little more rather then sticking to one static shot. There's a brief break for more RAC then back to RC-DP. Cut to Jane blowing one guy while being sodomized by the other in a brief spoon.

After a cutaway to the outside of the villa, we cut back to the action as one of the guys fucks Jane's asshole, then licks it, then fucks it again. There's some doggie anal as Jane sucks the other guy, then we cut away again for no good reason. Klaus wanders around the house with e riding crop and a mask that looks very similar to Mankind's from the WWF/WWE and wanders onto the balcony to jerk off while watching Lilianne and Sarah Blue lez it up and lick each other's feet below. Wait, did the Jane Darling scene end?

Well that was a good way to fuck up an ending to what had been a good scene. Right at the end there we saw some fluid drip out of Jane's butt, but it looked like regular lube and fuck-juice, not at all like a creampie. Likewise, the other guy had some stuff on his cock, but it looked just like saliva, not like he came. An otherwise good scene with a non-ending, and I'm shallow enough to mark it down for something like that.
5.5/10

Scene 4:
Lilianne Tiger, Sarah Blue.

Fingering, Anal Fingering, pussy eating..

Well, as already stated, Lilianne and Sarah are lezzing it up. They're both looking fine, and both wearing short red dresses, or not wearing them, as it were. There's pussy licking, fingering, chains wrapped around ankles. Lilianne has a dlaming heart tattoo on her pubic bone, with a heavily-pireced set of girl parts below. The fake moaning overdub is incredibly loud here too. Anyway, Lilianne works over Sarah first then Sarah reciprocates, though there's a great deal of anal fingering on both parts, which doesn't look that great or natural when seeing two girls working one another over.

As far as g/g scenes go it was watchable but nothing outstanding. Not super-exciting, but both girls looked very good here.
5/10

We cut away again to Mankind and his mask, then suddenly back to Jane Darling and friends as the lads each rub out their loads onto Jane's face. Not that the 10 minutes we've been away would detract from the flow of the scene or anything. Why shpuld enjoyment of the porn get in the way of art, eh? Hopefully this scene can be found unmolested in The Private Life of Jane Darling, as it seems kind of a waste in it's current form. Now we cut back to Mankind staring down at the girls, or ghosts, or She-Wolves, or whatever the fuck Lilianne and Sarah are supposed to be. They make growly faces at him. grrr. Oh, then Mankind hears something and heads off to see the lads and jane in the room. They dis him, we cut back to Sarah standing in the shallow end of the pool who makes the throat-cutty motion, and we see another inter title thus: "A vicious fight broke out between the old Judge, his treacherous maid and the two thugs. None of them survived." And here I was not even realising that this was a flashback. That old judge must have been a hell of a fighter, too to take three of them out while armed with only a riding crop. Plot, eh?

Nikki Sun now sleepwalks Scooby-Doo style with her arms outstretched (well, except for the part where she's naked) Our She-Wolves stand and watch her wander past, then we see a closeup of another guy, this time with a red leather bondage half-mask and collar, and lovely grape coloured lipstick making him look quite effeminate, despite his designer stubble. He makes silly faces at the camera and we see he's wearing an apron, with Lilianne and Sarah at his feet, I guess scene 5 starts now..

Scene 5:
Lilianne Tiger, Sarah Blue, Guy.

Anal, double facial.

The girls quickly proceed to give mask-boy a double blowjob. While wearing fingerless leather gloves. Sarah's hair does her no favours here while Lilianne can pretty much do no wrong. Every so often we cut to Nikki Sun, watching intently. As the blowjob goes for quite some time, shot from below. Cut to some sodomy being performed on Sarah as Lilianne looks on. Damn this scene would be so much better if it were a 1-on-1 with Lilianne, who as it happens is the next to be sodomized in the exact same position with the exact same camera angle. How creative. More sodomy for Sarah, RAC for Lilianne, A2OGM for Sarah, some non-arousing cutaways and then we see the guy rub out a substantial load onto both girls' mouths. Just a shame the rest of the scene wasn't that good.

The main problem as I saw it with this scene is a common one in porn. You pair an okay-looking girl with a smoking-hot girl, and all you can think of during the scene is how much you really would rather watch one over the other, so it all ends up a distraction. The guy's silly costume didn't help a lot either, it must be said.
5.5/10

More plot. Klaus wakes up and looks at some old photos in a folder. Something to do with the murders, probably, but I don't care anymore.

Scene 6:
Yvonne, guy.

Anal, Facial.

Yvonne, a pretty redhead with a blonde fringe laces up some masked guy's boots, and licks his boots and leg and when she gets to the penis, starts sucking. She's wearing what looks like black duct tape around her wrists, as well as a bondage corset that links up to a collar around her neck. Once again the audio is badly dubbed moaning. The guy is Klaus again, as the mask has disappeared, though he has some grey sprayed into his hair, so maybe he's supposed to be papa Klaus. He spoons her while making the sodomy again, and his mask has reappeared. RAC is next, Yvonne has a tribal-stye anklet tattoo. Anal doggie, damn that fake moaning is distracting. Vaginal spoon, and finally bonadge-Klaus jerks off a load onto Yvonne's mouth, getting a little on her forehead. The scene fades out, Klaus finishes his daydream, and we're out, cutting back to the girls smoking as we started the film..

Once again the scene is nothing too outstanding but features a very pretty girl looking very nice without being choked or throat-fucked. Yvonne here reminds me a lot of the "Mona Lisa" who appeared in "Dead Man's Wish" by Private some years ago. Probably not the same girl though, DMW was shot too long ago.
6/10

Overall, this was a decent but not outstanding movie. Certainly the best of the few I've seen from Suzi Meduda Gottardi.
6/10