Anal Intensive 13 Review

Director: Pierre Woodman.

Extras:
Cast List: The cast breakdowns by scene.
Slideshow: A bunch of hi-res action stills in slideshow format. 2mins.
Director's Profile: Pretty much The Same Pierre Woodman interview that Hustler has had on their discs for the last 2 years.. Well, with more cutaways added.
Trailers: Individual trailers for: Anal Seduction 2, Sex Tape Scnadal, Brazillian Snake 2, Hustler XXX 22, Precious Pink 13, EXXXOTICA 4.
Hustler.com: Website Ad.
Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway.
Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others.

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.

None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.

I haven't seen anything put out by Pierre Woodman for a few years now. He went to Hustler from Private in a blaze of publicity, made a few films, then seems to have disappeared except for occasionally putting out these variously-named wall-to-wallers and occasional casting discs. I'm sure all the scenes on this disc will follow THE FORMULA (tm) but it would be nice to see Woodman return to bigger -budget features at some point. I'm expecting these scenes to follow the traditional lines of 2-4 guys fuck one beautiful young girl in all of her orifices with some nice scenery as background as she smiles and looks at the camera.. Let's find out, shall we?

Scene 1:
Ilona, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Pascal St James.
Anal, DP, Facials.

Ilona is a gorgeous Czech girl with dark hair pulled back tight and large natural breasts. She's front and centre on the cover of the disc. She starts out with a tease on the bed as Pierre films and instructs her, fingering her pussy and ass a few times. We cut to the guys entering the room as she lays naked ont he bed waiting, and the sex starts. There's a lot of oral while being anally screwed in various positions, RAC, DP in reverse and regular cowgirl, and finally Ilona sucks and jerks all three guys off onto her face, mouth and breasts, with quite a bit of post-cum head thrown in.

A good start, as despite the formulaic nature of his scenes, (chances are all the scenes on this disc will be pretty much the same, with only the girls and some of the guys changing) Woodman manages to make it look good rather than boring.
7.5/10

Scene 2:.
Petra, Roly Reeves, Alain DeLoin.
Anal, DP, Facials.

Petra is another 18 year old Czech who again has her blonde hair pulled back exceedingly tightly. She wears dark sunglasses, which may be at Woodman's behest or possibly to give her some semblance of anonymity as she gets fucked on camera by three men. She starts off stripping in front of a bar and shows off her nice body with large natural breasts. Facially I don't find her to be as good looking as Ilona, but this could also be due to the sunglasses and pulled-back hair hiding her features and giving her a bit a generic-looking face. She goes through the tease motions with Pierre as usual, before being joined by the boys. They go immediately into anal in several positions with her sucking the other guy off in most of them, and the first vag we see is during the cut to cowgirl DP. Following this both guys jerk off onto her face for some pretty good facials.

A disappointing scene for Pierre, they spent most of the scene fucking on the bar which just didn't look good, and Petra's looks were lessened by her sunglasses and tight hair. It was really only at the end of the scene where her face looked attractive and had some expression instead of looking like one of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistable" emotionless clones.
6.5/10

Scene 3:
Nina, Bob Terminator, Titof, Pascal St James, Alain DeLoin, Stevem Gueco.
Gangbang, Anal, DP, Facials.

Nina is another Czech, this time 26 years old. That's her on the right-hand side of the front cover in the blue, cupping her breasts. I'm glad to say that she also looks mightily attractive in the mmoving picture, though she has string Slavic features to her face. Her body is of course amazing, and again she has largish natural breasts, though her pussy and asshole look like they have already been plundered by Pierre only a short time before the scene was shot. She strips the overalls off, teases around for a bit, then puts them back on so that the five(!) guys who walk into shot can strip her down.

I'm pretty sure that 5 guys and 1 girl constitutes a gangbang, so as these things are wont to do it starts with Nina on her knees sucking off multiple guys before they bend her over and again immediately go for the asshole. She's soon in the RAC position with a coupleof guys' dicks in her mouth, and the DP quickly completes our expectations. She's also DPed in the cowgirl position, and then fucked in the spoon position as the guys one after the other jerk or have their loads jerked or sucked off into her face or into her mouth until the last guy, still fucking her anally in the spoon position pulls out, moves around and has Nina blow him into he blows in her mouth

Actually this was pretty good for what it was. I'm not usually a fan of gangbangs, because of my slight aversion to seeing too much hairy man-ass, but Woodman manages to make Nina the focus of the scene, as opposed to many of the US director/performers who seem to like to make themselves and their mates the focus of the multi-guy-one-girl scenes.
7/10

Scene 4:
Jitka, Alain DeLoin, Titof, Reda.
Anal, DP, Facials.

Jitka is 24 years old, and just for a change of pace is Czech. She's an attractive dark blonde with a good body and pale skin. She strips out of her lingere and does the usual pose, though it's interrupted by a dick suddenly plunging into her asshole a little earlier than usual. The camera pulls out to show the three boys coming into shot, though we can really only see the hairy man-ass due to the rear-view of the anal doggie. Soon it changes to anal spoon with a blowjob for good luck, RAC, the DP with blowjob, the cowgirl DP with blowjob, and finally the guys jerk off in her face, smile for the camera and we're out.

Less chemistry than the other scenes, and despite the performers essentially moving through the same positions as in every other scene of this dvd, I still felt that something was missing.
5.5/10

Scene 5:
Aisha, James Brossman, Pascal St James.
Anal, DP, Facials.

Aisha is the last of the covergirls, on the left-hand side and very pretty. Her hair frames her face very nicely, though I could do without Woodman's habit of zooming the camera RIGHT INTO HER FACE like that. While it probably looks great in the viewfinder, It just amplifies the slight imperfections everyone has in their faces to a size that's eight times that of a real human head when shown on a TV. There's obviously a language issue, ad she strips off and goes through the poses but instead of Woodman's audible instructions, we hear a looping bit of guitar riff that sounds like it was ripped from Rammstein or Rage Against the Machine. Anyway, after what seems like an eternity of Aisha smiling at the camera through clenched teeth while rolling around naked, the guys come into the shot to save us, since you can fuck each other without being able to talk to each other. She recieves and gives head to start with, then as she sucks one guy, the doggie insertion shot is again anal, I guess that's the title of this DVD, after all, but I usually like more vaginal sex, even in an anal-themed disc. There's some various fucking, then RAC with oral which naturally becomes the first of the two standard DP positions, followed by spoon anal during which she jerks the first guy off into her mouth, before kneeling to take the second guy's cumshot to the face, sucking both guys and smiling at the camera.

This was formulaic again, but hey I happen to like this particular formula with a girl as attractive as Aishe is involved.
7/10

Such a breath of fresh air to see a Woodman-shot DVD. No A2M. No A2OGM. No gagging, hair-pulling, slapping or choking. Just well- shot good hard sex with attractive performers. If the formula lacks in anything, it's spontaneity, but I'll accept that as a fair trade-off to not see any violent or rough stuff. What else can I say? It's 5 scened of Woodman's multi-guy-one-girl fucking. You either like it or you don't, so whether it's a good buy or not for you depends on that. For me, it's not perfect, but it's definately a worthwhile disc. I just wish he'd go back to doing sun-drenched features with a budget for Private.

7/10