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Patrick Parker has reviewed 14 adult movies .

Patrick Parker's Movie Reviews (14)

Boxcover for Submission Of Emma Marx: Exposed, The
Submission Of Emma Marx: Exposed, The

Release date: 2/8/2016
Reviewed on: 3/6/2018

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: Riley Reid, Penny Pax, Richie Calhoun, Van Wylde, Aidra Fox, Samantha Hayes
Directed by: Jacky St. James

Review brief: The third installment of Jacky St. James and Eddie Powell's Emma Marx series delivers a solid script, outstanding sex scenes, top notch acting, and masterful production. This film is the whole package!
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Shay Jordan Lust

Release date: 7/31/2008
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Jerry, Erik Everhard, Tommy Gunn, Ben English, Marie Luv, Rico Strong, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Shay Jordan, Nikki Kane, Kristina Rose
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: Flashback to 2008 when Shay Jordan was dominating the charts at Digital Playground. Now a decade old, take a look at Shay Jordan Lust, a Celeste hardcore feature that has stood the test of time.
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Star Wars: The Last Temptation

Release date: 1/23/2018
Reviewed on: 1/10/2018

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Erik Everhard, Tony De Sergio, Lily LaBeau, Xander Corvus, Adriana Chechik, Antonio Black, Georgie Lyall, Axel Aces

Review brief: Digital Playground follows up on the success of Underworld with a spoof of The Last Jedi in Star Wars: The Last Temptation.
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Boxcover for Shay Jordan Juice
Shay Jordan Juice

Release date: 9/2/2008
Reviewed on: 11/20/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Ben English, Eva Angelina, James Deen, Marco Banderas, Shay Jordan, Ruby Knox, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: Shay Jordan: Juice marks the fifth and best of Celeste's Juice series. An obscure title from the late 2000's, Shay Jordan: Juice is an all-sex feature with five fabulous boy/girl scenes and title star Shay Jordan shines.
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Jesse's Juice

Release date: 6/27/2008
Reviewed on: 11/14/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Naomi, Ben English, Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Lacie Heart, Marco Banderas, Lux Kassidy, Cayton Caley
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: Iconic superstar Jesse Jane is the focus of Celestes fourth Juice film. Like its prequels, Jesses Juice is an artsy glamcore porno with a mix of boy-girl and girl-girl scenes and a star-studded cast, but it doesn't quite fit in with the Juice series.
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Sophia Santi's Juice

Release date: 6/21/2007
Reviewed on: 11/9/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Kimberly Kane, Jelena Jensen, Scott Nails, Samantha Ryan, Karlie Montana, Rebeca Linares, Sophia Santi, Derrick Pierce, Lexxi Tyler, Marco Banderas, Carmel Moore, Audrey Bitoni
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: For glamcore porn aficionados Sophia Santi's Juice is a crowning achievement for Digital Playground and Celeste. With memorable scenes and XXX superstars, this is a keeper.
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Boxcover for Jana Cova's Juice
Jana Cova's Juice

Release date: 6/30/2009
Reviewed on: 11/3/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Lena, Jana Cova, Ben English, Scott Nails, Celeste Star, Alexis Love, Alektra Blue, Carli Banks, Marco Banderas, Johnny Castle, Paulina James, Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: In this throwback review, we take a look at Jana Cova's Juice. Directed by Celeste, this 2009 flim was the second in Digital Playground's glamcore "Juice" series.
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Teagan's Juice

Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 10/26/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Jerry, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Charlie Laine, Teagan Presley, Scott Nails, Celeste Star, Sophia Santi, Michelle Maylene, Codi Milo, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Celeste

Review brief: It's all about glamor and beauty in Teagan's Juice, a hardcore art porn feature from the mind of Celeste in this throwback review.
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Couples Vacation

Release date: 9/26/2017
Reviewed on: 10/21/2017

Studio: Digital Playground

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Danny Mountain, Britney Amber, Ryan McLane, Mia Malkova, Chad White, Natalia Starr, Nina North, Olive Glass

Review brief: Couples Retreat promises epic sex, a goofy story and top-notch production from the mind of legendary XXX director Holly Randall.
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Boxcover for Sex Dolls (Studio A)
Sex Dolls (Studio A)

Release date: 11/16/2010
Reviewed on: 7/19/2017

Studio: Studio A

Starring: Tori Black, Johnny Castle, Alexis Texas, Isis Taylor, Aaron Wilcox, Amia Miley, Lily Carter
Directed by: Andrew Blake

Review brief: Sex Dolls is a fine example of Andrew Blakes film-making. Blending fashion, glamor and eroticism, Sex Dolls showcases the beauty potential of pornographic film as well as the diversity of the Andrew Blake style.
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Boxcover for Pin-Ups 2 (Studio A)
Pin-Ups 2 (Studio A)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2017

Studio: Studio A

Starring: Inari Vachs, Temptress, Nina, Anita Blond, Dita, Regina Hall, Dita Von Teese
Directed by: Andrew Blake

Review brief: Dita Von Teese in a pornographic film. That sentence alone should inspire any late 90s goth, punk and fashionista to make a pilgrimage to the nearest adult video store. Better yet, Pin Ups 2 is an Andrew Blake production, which implies art, fashion and beauty. Nearly 20 years old, the 1999 production as aged well and highlights the differences between todays porn and yesteryears.
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Boxcover for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Release date: 2/21/2012
Reviewed on: 6/18/2017

Studio: Vivid

Starring: Tom Byron, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Lexington Steele, Kimberly Kane, Kris Slater, Jennifer Dark, Eve Laurence, Alec Knight, Marcus London, Tommy Pistol, Derrick Pierce, Bryn Pryor, Danny Wylde, Rocco Reed, Dick Chibbles, Jennifer White, Brian Street Team, Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Lily Cade, Ryan McLane, Aiden Ashley, Michael Vegas, Brandy Aniston, Gia DiMarco, Peter Oh Tool, Rihanna Rimes, Rylie Richman, Lizzy London, Andy Appleton, Kris Kelvin
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: Following Kevin Smiths unconventional rom-com Zack and Miri Make a Porno , Ive always wanted to see Zacks (Seth Rogen) ill-fated Star Whores. Four years laters, AVN hall of famer Axel Braun picked up where Zack left off with the 2012 bestseller Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody .
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Boxcover for Love Stories 5 (Erotica X)
Love Stories 5 (Erotica X)

Release date: 11/23/2016
Reviewed on: 6/5/2017

Studio: Erotica X

Starring: Jean Val Jean, Michael Vegas, Chad White, Sara Luvv, Keisha Grey, Damon Dice, Gina Valentina, Lana Rhoades
Directed by: James Avalon

Review brief: In his fifth installment of the couples Love Stories series, two-time AVN award winning director James Avalon gives us an all-sex vignette showcasing the likes of Keisha Grey, Lana Rhoades, Gina Valentina and Sara Luvv. High on romance and production value, Love Stories Vol. 5 showcases beautiful sex that youll want to share with your spouse, girlfriend or boyfriend.
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Boxcover for All My Best... Justine
All My Best... Justine

Release date: 2/15/2011
Reviewed on: 5/24/2017

Studio: Studio A

Starring: Celeste, Sierra, Anita Blond, Nika, Aria Giovanni, Adriana Sage, Hannah Harper, Kelle Marie, Kyla Cole, Tara Radovic, Emily Marilyn, Elle Williams, Justine Joli
Directed by: Andrew Blake

Review brief: All-sex, glamcore and high-fashion come to mind when the director Andrew Blake is mentioned. All My Best: Justine , featuring his best scenes with the petite Justine Joli is no exception.
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