Jesse's Juice Review

Reviewed by Patrick Parker  on  11/14/2017

Iconic superstar Jesse Jane is the focus of Celeste’s fourth Juice film. Like its prequels, Jesse’s Juice is an artsy glamcore porno with a mix of boy-girl and girl-girl scenes and a star-studded cast.

Jesse Jane is one of the few porn performers that I might call legendary, bringing her jaw-dropping sexuality to bear on some of the hottest films of the past fifteen years. By 2007’s Jesse’s Juice, the superstar had already earned her first AVN award for her inspired work in Pirates and would go on to be inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.

Production to the max

Jesse’s Juice is a masterfully filmed tribute to the erotic. This Celeste Dream makes use of dramatic shadows with glamcore makeup and hairdressing to create some of the most stunning visuals of the series to date. Each scene is masterfully crafted, especially Lacey Heart’s oral-intensive feature with Jane.

Slow sensuous sex scenes

Just like the others in the series, Jesse’s Juice is an all-sex feature with zero dialogue and no plot. It’s success is dependent on great sex. Enter Jesse Jane who stars in five out of eight scenes. She brings an uncommon elegance into her pornography that is as much a tease as it is a release. Her sensuous performances synergize with the film’s tantalizing style.

Where’s the juice?

Up to now, Celeste’s Juice films have been based on seduction through food play with delectable fruits. According to the movie’s description, “director Celeste uses ripe fruits and juices intertwined with passionate sex in each seductive scene.”

So why is it that there is no juice in Jesse’s Juice? There is not a single scene that adheres to the series concept. Not even Jean Val Jean’s scene--and he was a reality TV chef!

Instead of fruit, there are guns. Ammo crates, pistols and rifles abound in each scene. It’s almost as though this was supposed to be called Jesse’s Guns and somebody made a typo. Unless we’re talking about cum this movie has nothing to do with juice.

Acoustically challenged

Another oddity is the step backward in audio. Sophia Santi’s Juice added live audio. After just one film, Jesse's Juice takes it away. There is no moaning or fucking or sucking to be heard. Just like the first two films, Jesse's Juice is dubbed with industrial music synth loops and nothing more. It does sound better than the originals, but doesn’t come close to the sound in Sophia.

This is the first Juice film since the original to feature the showcase star in a boy-girl scene. This should come as no surprise. With a talent like Jesse Jane, it would be unthinkable to release a hardcore film without solid boy-girl!

Jesse Jane & Scott Nails

It’s performances like this that made Jesse Jane an icon. Jane holds up an unsuspecting Scott Nails and knocks him unconscious. While he’s out, she immediately pushes her panties aside and fucks a shiny chrome dildo right over him. What a kinkster!

She then puts her pussy right over Nails’ lips as he comes to. Nails plays the situation believably, half-licking Ms. Jane’s pussy as though he thinks he’s having a dream. Eventually he’s fully alert and the two begin to fuck.

I could watch Jesse Jane fuck all day, especially when that sex is captured as beautifully as it is here. Those slow close-ups on Jane’s face show how much power and intensity she charges with each thrust. It’s a great start.

Naomi & Marco Banderas

Dom themes continue at gunpoint with Marco Banderas taking charge of Naomi. This one has the best sexual buildup in the film with Banderas getting handsy with Naomi’s increasingly aroused body. Her foreplay leads into a sensual blowjob complete with great reactions by Banderas.

An anal scene, the film builds anticipation by repeatedly cutting to Naomi’s bum as a piece of foreshadowing. But they take their time, working towards the back door with some front-end action for starters.

Jesse Jane & Lacie Heart

Now this is how you shoot a glamorous girl-girl scene! It feels like it might have fit into a Nine Inch Nails video. Partially shot with a warm filter with blindfolds and bondage elements, it’s sexy!

Jesse Jane brings the dominance having her way with the Lacy Heart. Heart’s body is stunning. Maybe it’s the editing, but I am reminded of Claudia Cavassa’s nude solo from Andrew Blake’s X.

This isn’t real sex, but a lesbian fashion fantasy. Both models cater to the camera putting on a sexually charged show. There’s lots of nipple play, pussy licking and finger fucking, but for me it’s more about showcasing beauty.

Cayton Caley & Jesse Jane

Pussy fetishists will love this quickie. Lithe brunette Cayton Caley finds herself handcuffed to a spiral staircase by pistol wielding Jesse Jane. Cayley sports a rock-hard ass and has been gifted with luscious pussy-lips that have fascinated Jane.

Most of the scene consists of one and two-shots of Cayley being fucked by a crystal dildo. Close-ups pay homage penetration as well as Cayley’s reaction.

Jesse Jane

In her solo scene, Jesse Jane straddles an assault rifle and masturbates in an elegant great room. The penis / gun metaphor is in full swing as she works the rifle like a pole. Eventually she backs off, choosing to play with a smooth dildo to completion.

Jesse Jane is a phenomenal performer, and that comes through on these solo scenes. It’s one thing to masturbate on camera, but it is her little smiles and facial tics that add layers of sensuality to her scene.

Lux Kassidy

Uzi wielding Lux Kassidy strips out of her skirt in a striptease that can only be described as ass-worship. She goes full-nude and writhes about like a dancer working their client up to a private dance. Her eye-contact is relentless as the camera escapes with lustful glances at her pert breasts and tempting landing-strip. She’s a tease and it’s hot!

Jesse Jane & Ben English

Ben English is outstanding with Jesse Jane! There isn’t much buildup, but English plays “wildly turned on” brilliantly. He opens the scene diving into Ms. Jane’s muff with hunger and ferocity. His performance is not unlike Scott Nails with Rebecca Linares from Sophia Santi’s Juice--stunning!

When Jesse Jane pops off his pants, he stands there in disbelief and impossibly hard. Even as she chokes herself on his dick, English stands there. It’s like his brain is overwhelmed and is just piecing it together: “I’m going to fuck Jesse Jane.” Once he puts two and two together, English takes over and the result is a montage of slow-motion hard fucking that sends shivers down the spine.

That’s not to say that Jesse Jane lays back and takes it. She vigorously fucks back in position after position. By the end, both are flush-red, covered in sweat and cum-drunk.

Katsuni & Jean Val Jean

Two future stars align in Katsuni’s anal romp with Jean Val Jean. A young Val Jean in almost unrecognizable sporting cornrows in his hair as Katsuni’s male dom. BDSM themes abound with leather, chokers and leashes.

Another fast-paced scene, there isn’t a lot of time to warm up. Katsuni is pulled in to suck on Val Jean’s dick. Before you realize what’s going on, she’s on top in anal cowgirl. The camerawork is good, but the whole scene feels a bit rushed and devoid of emotion. The models look pretty and the cumshot is nice, but there isn’t much more to it.

In confusion

Although Jesse's Juice delivers top-shelf production and beautiful sex scenes, it falls short of it’s predecessors. It has nothing to do with it’s namesake, but is instead a soft-bondage and gun-fetishists dream. That’s not to say that those things are bad, but that is not what this film promised.

If gun sex is your thing, then do check it out. Jesse Jane is spectacular and fans will not want to miss her scene with Ben English--it’s classic Jesse Jane! It’s an older film that can be special ordered at your neighborhood adult store or stream online in its entirety to Digital Playground members.