Shay Jordan Juice Review

Reviewed by Patrick Parker  on  11/20/2017

Ripe fruits and juices mix with passionate sex in Celeste’s fifth and final Juice film. For my money, Shay Jordan: Juice is as good as it gets in the Juice pentalogy. Vivid sex and real chemistry make this all-sex feature a keeper.

No more girl/girl

Up to now, the Juice films have balanced boy/girl with delectable girl/girl fantasies. Shay Jordan: Juice changes the format and focuses solely on hardcore boy/girl. The girl/girl scenes have always served as a sensual cooldown to the rougher fuck-fests and stood out as a nice contrast. It’s sad to see those scenes go and die-hard fans of lesbian scenes are bound to be disappointed, save for one b/g/g with the fiery Eva Angelina.

If you’ve ever seen Shay Jordan work a dick, then you cannot blame Celeste for the emphasis on hardcore. Shay Jordan sizzles in three scenes with the likes of Ben English, James Deen, and Marco Banderas. She owns the moment in each of her scenes and her time with Deen is off the charts. What was lost in girl/girl is more than made up for in some of the hottest sex of the Juice series.

Music to my ears

With the exception of the third film, Sophia Santi’s Juice, the entire series has been plagued with repetitive and dubbed music. This time, the microphones are back on! The sound quality is good, but this time the audio adds heart to the scenes. There is a playfulness on set and that casual tone comes through in the dialogue.

Good vibes

Between the chemistry, playfulness and candid nature of Shay Jordan: Juice, you can just tell that there was a definite good-vibe on set. Lots of smiles and laughs come through in the final cut. The fun isn’t just feigned for the scene, you can see cast and crew joking about and having a genuine good time in the corny behind-the-scenes feature. All that positivity translates through to authentic and awesome sex.

Shay Jordan & Ben English

Start strong. That must have been the thought behind this opener for Celeste and producers Sam and Joone.

Jordan opens on theme with the Juice series spilling milk over her body. She’s the picture of nude-fashion when bad-boy Brit Ben English strips her down and takes her to the bathtub. He proceeds to empty the jug of milk over her until Jordan decides she wants something a bit more creamy.

Jordan’s fiery performance is punctuated tight one-shots of her dazzling looks. She sucks cock for a bit before standing up taking English from behind. There’s also reverse cowgirl, which highlights that Scorpion tattoo above Jordan’s cute bush. The whole thing sounds fantastic. You have the sex sounds and great moaning from both. It’s not over-the-top either, with Jordan delivering just the right amount of intensity to sell the concept.

Romance is is juxtaposed with hard fucking by highlighting tender caresses with tight camera angles. Hats off to Shay Jordan for an athletic performance and credit goes to the crew for filming a beautiful post pop-shot cooldown.

Shawna Lenee, Tommy Gunn & Mick Blue

Shawna Lenee spends the majority of this 22 minute scene in double-dick heaven. She looks stunning with one in the mouth and another penetrating where it counts. Lenee plays it like a wild animal. There’s this hunger that comes out and you can see her staring wildly and licking her lips whenever two holes aren’t being filled. She’s intense!

I can’t speak of stellar angles and cinematography, but kudos to wardrobe for matching Lenee’s outfit to set elements like the couch and abstract paintings. There’s no buildup to this threesome as the scene opens with Shawna Lenee sucking a popsicle while Tommy Gunn licks her ample breasts. She wastes little time getting to a tastier snack and her oral skills are immaculately captured along with intense reactions from Gunn.

Shay Jordan & James Deen

Adorable doesn’t even begin to describe this casual romp between such a believable couple. Everything is so natural and playful between Jordan and James Deen that you’d halfway believe they were just starting to date in real life.

The scene feels more behind-the-scenes with the two simply hanging out and playing with bubbles. They’re just teasing and having fun with no pretense of sex whatsoever. There’s no innuendo, no nudity, nothing like that at all. Just two people who with lots of genuine laughs.

The two roll around a bit and her nips just slightly peek out from her v-neck. Isn’t that how it starts? There’s some talking, and some kissing, then some talking, and then a little grabbing. The whole pace is slow and flirty with no promise of sexiness at all.

It’s that tease, that hint of more that makes this scene so exciting. Not just as a porn viewer, but also for the stars themselves. They give themselves to their characters so completely and you can see their anticipation right there in the eyes. When it comes to the sex part, it’s about as real as it gets. I get the impression that Jordan is not performing porn and is instead enjoying sex. I have seen a lot of porn, and I have seen a lot of Shay Jordan’s porn and this scene just stands out.

Something about the way her skin goes flush-red, the eye contact, body language and more is reminiscent of Mia Malkova’s X-Art scene where she first banged Mr. Deen. There’s just so much energy and by the middle, Shay is completely dick-drunk.

Shay and James have unparalleled chemistry which bleeds through on camera. For that reason, this is the greatest sex scene in the entire Juice series.

Ruby Knox & Tommy Gunn

Twice AVN-nominated Ruby Knox has made a bad choice binging on a whole cake in bed. Tommy Gunn doesn’t mind as he delves into the ultimate food-sex stereotype by busting out the can of whipped cream.

It’s pretty predictable. Lick whipped cream off boobs, pussy and cock and when you’re hungry for more, delicious treats are not hard to come by.

Knox is super cute, especially while she’s coyly offering herself up as dessert. The sex bit is OK, but has a decidedly low-energy vibe to it. I’m not complaining--she looks amazing going to town on Gunn’s business, but it’s so hard to follow Shay and Deen’s mind-numbing moment, and her reputation from the Texas Vibrator Massacre precedes her. You just expect something crazy.

Shay Jordan, Eva Angelina & Marco Banderas

Retired as of 2016, Eva Angelina remains one of the most voracious and exhilarating porn performers of the 2000’s. Her three-way with Marco Banderas and Shay Jordan is no exception.

Following the casual devil-may-care mindset of the James Deen scene, Angelina and Jordan find themselves painting Banderas with cake frosting. The whole thing is unscripted and the performers revel in the silliness of it all.

Don’t worry, it’s not a messy scene with all that frosting. The girls clean Banderas up, first with their mouths and then with a towel before shifting into porno gear. Smiles and laughs abound as the three tease and fuck in a variety of positions and intensities. It’s particularly awesome when Shay is getting penetrated on her side while eating Eva’s pussy - fun!

Swingers and sex-party goers are bound to love this scene. There isn’t anything fancy going on here, it’s just three hotties having some adult rated fun. It doesn’t look like romance but it doesn’t look like porn either. The whole scene feels like fucking for the fun of fucking. A sort of playful innocence permeates the scene. It’s not about being seductive or sexy or lusty. It’s not about orgasm either--these people are fucking because it is fun. And nothing notes that better than one mid-scene double orgasm.

Shay cums hard. That’s one of the best things about Shay Jordan: Juice as a whole: watching Shay’s orgasms. But here’s the cool part: when her pussy does it’s thing Marco pulls out, but it’s too late. He wasn’t trying to cum, but there it is: his white juice covers Shay’s pussy.

You’d think that’s the end of it right? Two O’s back to back like that is pretty much the endgame in objective-based sex. But this is about the journey. Banderas slips right into Eva Angelina and stays rock hard.

This is really neat to watch because there’s so much going on and Banderas deserves highest praise for his constitution. He fucks for another fifteen minutes or so until Shay Jordan finishes him again. There’s something about that pussy.

The best juice

Shay Jordan: Juice is the must-see Juice film. It features hotter and longer sex scenes including the best scene of the series. Shay Jordan is spellbinding and her chemistry with on-screen costars is tops. Although it doesn’t include any girl/girl, Eva Angelina delivers a delightful muff for Shay to dive into.

This all-sex feature is no longer stocked at most adult retailers, but remains available online for Digital Playground members and at AdultDVDEmpire.