Jana Cova's Juice Review

Reviewed by Patrick Parker  on  11/3/2017

Jana Cova’s Juice features eight all-sex scenes ranging from girl-girl to boy-girl. Jana stars in four scenes--all girl-girl with an emphasis on dildos and strap-ons.

The second installment of director Celeste’s Juice series, this film has much less to do with the theme of fruits and liquids than Teagan’s Juice.

In a lot of ways, Jana Cova’s Juice falls short of the original. It’s not secret that the first film lacked in the audio department, but sound production in Jana Cova’s Juice falls flat. Each scene is a short loop of a fraction of an EDM beat. It’s like playing an old Nintendo game, but worse. At least the old 8-bit cartridges had catchy tunes. After a thousand loops, these tracks will make you want to pull your eyes out.

Much like Teagan’s Juice, Jana Cova’s Juice is all-sex with an emphasis on art and glamcore. There's no story or dialogue, just artistic depictions of sex acts. Set design, production value and makeup are top notch. Slow and sensual sex scenes don’t hurt either.

But after the beauty of Teagan’s Juice, something seems off. Sure, the scenes are great, but the bar was set so high in the first movie that I’d expect something similar in this one. It’s like Temple of Doom versus Raiders of the Lost Ark. Sure, it was a fun movie, but it just can’t compete with the original.

The Play by Play

The movie starts out with a strap-on scene between Jana Cova and Carli Banks. It’s starts off with a smoldering faux blowjob on Carli’s black cockpiece but before long Carli’s fucking her girlfriend doggystyle. Go get it Jana!

I really like the oral bit--especially the way the camera captures Carli’s face as she’s eaten out. You can see why she earned a nomination for Best All-Girl Sex Scene the year prior. She knows how to work it. It’s a nice way to start the film--slow and sexy. Leave them wanting for more.

Next up it’s Audrey Bitoni playing with herself in the shower. It’s too much for Marco Banderas to handle and he jumps right in for a passionate romp. Celeste takes time with the slow-motion to establish romance with some romantic kissing and touching.

Celeste was trying to get all artsy with the shower, but with the high speed film, the water just gets in the way. It gets really good at the end when Audrey gets into reverse cowgirl. She’s famous for her massive breasts so Celeste must have said “what the hell,” and focused on what the fans wanted. Audrey works it good, throwing her hair back and forth and fucking Marco hard. It’s her performance that ties the scene together.

Jana returns in another girl-girl scene, this time with Lena. The action builds up slowly, but once the glass dildos are out it becomes a pussy-fetishist’s dream. It’s all about that vag with sweeping close ups on Lena and Jana’s expressive faces.

For hardcore, Alexis Love and Ben English step up to the plate. It is by far the least imaginative shoot of the film. The two kiss and fuck on a couch without changing positions much. That said, Alexis is hypnotizing as she reacts to Ben’s rhythmic thrusting. And she creams up nicely leaving a sheen of glossy white on English’s shaft.

Celeste Star returns to the “Juice” series as does that dildo from Jana’s last scene, and the strap on! It’s a bit of a rehash of Cova’s last two scenes, but the outdoor camerawork pays tribute to Star’s curves.

Digital Playground’s slow and sensual style works wonders in Mikayla’s boy/girl with Marco Banderas. It’s Banderas’ lust for Mikayla that drives this edge-of-your-seat tease. The scene is well paced, teasing the viewer at every turn. Her fellatio skills are an artform and the scene is worth watching for that part alone.

But wait until they start fucking. Mikayla’s combination of long hair, big boobs and flawless face make her dazzle on screen. She’s got great expressions too as she goes from gritting her teeth to gasping.

Our titular character returns in another girl/girl, this time with Alektra Blue. This is the scene we’ve been waiting for. Art direction and production take a step up, on par with Teagan’s Juice, the first in Celeste’s series. The music is better too but it’s still too repetitive.

It’s not just the production, the sex is amplified. Maybe it’s the chemistry, maybe it’s just Alektra’s style, but there’s something undeniably hot going on. Just watching that dildo slide in and out of Alektra’s pussy is hypnotizing. And it gets more intense, with some anal insertions to boot. Overall very nice, and the best of the girl-girl sequences in this edition of Juice.

Jana Cova’s Juice closes with a duet by Scott Nails and Paulina James. Paulina’s oral is on point and Nails’ alpha-male IDGAF persona just works with James’ expressive face. It’s the contrasts that matter and that is never more apparent than during the couples’ reverse cowgirl sequence. The lighting feels a bit off, but the sex is pretty and you can’t go wrong with that facial cumshot at the end.

Any fan of slow and sensual artcore will find merit in Jana Cova’s Juice, but it just could not compete with the original. Celeste and Juice completionists will no doubt want to add this to their collection, but it doesn’t have the same sizzle. Tread cautiously with this one.