Teagan's Juice Review

Reviewed by Patrick Parker  on  10/26/2017

Fans of glam porn are in for a treat with Teagan’s Juice. Released a decade ago, the Digital Playground showcase features nine erotic vignettes that evokes memories of the big-budget glamor pornos of the ‘90s.

What's it about?

Food is sexy, and director Celeste (AKA Bunny Luv) exploits that in her all-sex feature with an emphasis on playing with your food. Fruits are the focus here, but they don’t go over the top with the concept. The juices set the tone, but Celeste ensures that the sex takes center stage. That’s a good thing in my book.

An all-sex feature, Teagan’s Juice has no plot. Instead, each moment of its two hour runtime is filled with beautiful sex. The sex is gorgeous. Celeste and filmmaker Robby D deliver lots of slow-motion with a big focus on the face. It’s all about emotion with a nice mix of XXX eye-candy.

In a lot of ways, this movie feels like it could have come from the mind of erotic artist Andrew Blake. Teagan’s Juice delivers a mix of fashion and beauty shot on stunning sets with Kubrickesque framing and art-house editing. It’s really something to see.

As the name suggests, the star or the movie is Teagan Presley--a legendary performer with three AVN Awards to her name. Teagan takes appears in six of the nine scenes including an outstanding girl-girl with Codi Milo. Just watch the way she reacts as Codi eats her pussy in slow-motion--wow!

She also does a scene with Marco Banderas where she has a bullseye on her ass. Marco starts out shooting it with a water gun. It turns into an ode to doggystyle until they mix in some other positions. Teagan looks incredible here, just look at the way her body moves.

The Best Scene

If you had to pick just one scene, then look no further than Michelle Maylene and Scott Nails’ boy/girl performance. Maylene’s French and Filipino heritage contribute to a body that is the height of perfection. And with that smoldering sensuality behind her dark eyes, she just oozes sex. You can see why she was nominated for best new starlet that very year.

She opens the scene teasing Nails with a popsicle. The way her skin plays off the light and that cherry wood paneling is stunning. And then you have brilliant editing where they camera keeps hard-cutting from her perfect pussy to her gorgeous face as she stares into the lens licking her lips. This is an exceedingly beautiful piece of film and is one of the nicer cuts I’ve seen in porno for a very long time. It’s surprising that it did not garner any attention at XBIZ and AVN.

Teagan’s Juice uses a very cliche porno soundtrack. Keyboard bass tracks and drum riffs dominate every scene. It works, but I’d sooner put on my own music. Like Blake’s movies, there is no sound outside the music track. For some, not hearing the moans and sexual noises is a complete dealbreaker--move along. But I’d rather have no audio than bad audio, and the visuals in Teagan’s Juice more than make up for any lack of audio.

Not your typical porno, Teagan’s Juice is a blend of artistry and hardcore. The first of five Juice films by Celeste, it sets the bar high for the landmark glamcore series. More than pornography, it is an example of sexual artistry that has become increasingly rare in the pornoscape today. If they beauty side of porn is your thing, then do have a taste of Teagan’s Juice.