Teagan's Juice Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/7/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 112 min.

Production Date: 3 / 25 / 2006

Director: Celeste

Cast: Celeste Star, Charlie Laine, Codi Milo, Michelle Maylene, Naomi, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Erik Everhard, Jerry, Marco Banderas, and Scott Nails

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Celeste can be kind of hit or miss for me, but when she hits, she normally hits big. I can't help but have some hope here.

Initial Reaction: It doesn't manage to stay as strong throughout the entire movie as it is in the beginning, but it's still darn hot!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of artistic porn

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can't get beyond not hearing the performers in the scene

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: This is a Digital Playground release, so it's no surprise that there's some very nice attention given to the technical aspects. Being a Celeste release, there's no audio other than the music, which gives it plenty of artistic style. The video shows plenty of care, starting with an anamorphic widescreen transfer. The video looks like some mild filters have been used on it, and there's some nice attention paid to shadow usage as well. This isn't a crystal clear presentation, but it feels like it's just what was wanted here.

Music: The music varies a bit, but always has a good beat to it. It often comes off as a lighter dance beat, but does have a touch of variety.

Menus: The main menu quickly works through a little animation to a still of Teagan with some nice background animation. The chapter menu is fairly generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number, but also nicely adds the name of the girl in the scene for the first chapter of her scene.

The Feature

Teagan's Juice goes with a simple idea or two. Yes, one of those is Teagan, who appears in six of the nine scenes, but there's also the idea of food play and wetness. Yes, simple ideas, but sometimes that's all that's needed for a porno.

Scene 1 – Teagan Presley and Jerry

Teagan starts things out in lime green open toed mary janes, lime green, brown, blue, and white striped panties, a white skirt with a belt, a top to match her panties, and white framed shades enjoying a martini as Jerry lies beside her watching her and looking a bit impatient. Teagan licks her way around the glass before pulling out a huge piece of fruit with a small metal buttplug (which looks like it might be a Julian Snelling) inside it. She sucks the toy clean before Jerry rubs it around her, and continues to give it a few more sucks before letting Jerry tongue her pussy and tits. She gets on all fours and strips off her panties for Jerry to tongue her ass and slide in the plug while he goes back to work tonguing her pussy. Teagan licks her toy and gives it a good suck when it comes out before sliding it back in, and then decides that Jerry needs a turn. She works his cock out of his pants and goes right to sucking it as her tits rub his leg, and after a rubber tastefully appears on Jerry's cock through the art of movie magic, she climbs up to ride him cowgirl style with the toy still in her ass. She encourages Jerry to grab her tits, and as would any red blooded American boy, makes sure to get some full handfuls of ass as well. Jerry pulls the plug out and lets Teagan have a taste before spooning her holes, and finishes things up popping on her tits and face.

Damn but did this scene work for me! Yes, I know there's no audio, but I love the tease to start things out and the playing with the buttplug. Although it's something that's very hit or miss for me, I also really loved how Teagan mugged the camera, as it gave the entire scene a kind of voyeuristic feel for me, kinda like you're watching a live sex show behind the glass where you can't hear the performers but can only hear the music around you. Teagan looks fantastic throughout the scene, and I love how the camera zooms in on her body throughout the scene. No, artistic porn scenes aren't for everybody, but this one worked extremely well for me.

Scene 2 – Sophia Santi

Smoking hot brunette Sophia starts her scene off in lime green and white heels with a nice ankle strap, a white skirt, and a lime green tube top eying the bananas on the table in front of her. She sensually licks, sucks, and strokes the banana while lightly rubbing her twat, and then slides a condomized banana into it. She works on herself with the fruit both sitting back and on her knees, and finally collapses looking completely satisfied.

This is another scene that worked for me extremely well. As always, Sophia looks absolutely stunning, and the camera absolutely eats her up. She works the tease with the banana very well, and using it as the toy worked just as well. Just as with Teagan she gives the camera plenty of attention, and there's a fun, voyeuristic feel to the scene. This is another very hot scene.

Scene 3 – Teagan Presley and Erik Everhard

Teagan samples an orange slice while wearing an orange bikini and light orange shorts. Erik comes up behind her and gives her a kiss, and she lets his kisses continue around her body as she squirts orange juice on herself and samples a bit more fruit as he bends her over the counter to lick her from behind. She works him over orally, and even gives him a little throat action, before letting Erik spoon her going straight to the A. He rolls around to fuck her ass missionary style, and even lets her get up to ride him in both cowgirls with her ass so she can show off all of her fantastic body before going back to fucking her ass missionary style. Finally, Erik lets go with a nice pop on Teagan's stomach.

This is another hot scene. I like the visuals with Teagan sampling the orange in her orange bikini, and Erik coming in has a very nice and passionate feel. The two of them seem to get into the action quite nicely here, but this time Teagan's playing to the camera didn't work quite as well for me. There's still plenty of heat, but this one is a notch down from Teagan's opening scene with Jerry. Of course, some of that might also be due to this scene lasting roughly half as long as her earlier outing.

Scene 4 – Celeste Star, Charlie Laine, and Teagan Presley

Charlie starts things off on all fours in a white dress as Celeste sits on a couch in a white bikini behind her. When Teagan arrives in a khaki skirt, a white tube top, and sexy tan heels with an ankle strap, she uses Charlie as a table to set a dildo which appears to be made of cheese before snaking a hand down to play with Charlie's tits. Teagan lets the others have a taste of their treat before having Charlie sit up so they can rub it around her tits, and Celeste quickly gets down to join in the fun and work both girls. They help each other strip down before teaming up on Celeste down under with their fingers. Teagan gets in the middle so Celeste can work on her from behind as she works on Charlie before trading places with Celeste. Teagan gets back in the middle to let the girls team up on her as she sits back on the couch before they finish things up licking their way around the dildo.

This is another very hot scene. There's great chemistry among the girls, and the camera mugging is seriously tamed down here. It only really appears at the end, and then it gives the scene just a little extra boost teasing the viewer with the fake cock. The girls all do it with a nasty little smile, and it worked very well for me while never leaving me disappointed that they didn't put it to use. There's a nice balance in the scene between the girls, but I do wish that Charlie would have given a bit. Even with that complaint, this scene really worked for me and it's easily the better of the two lesbian scenes in the movie.

Scene 5 – Michelle Maylene and Scott Nails

Michelle walks in wearing a green and white striped dress, white ankle socks, and simple gold sandals sampling a little ice cream on a stick as she watches Scott nap. She runs her sweet treat around his neck and chest and licks it up to try waking him, and then finally gets him to wake up with a smile as she kisses him and gives him a taste of her frozen treat. They continue to share her ice cream treat as he kisses her tits and she sucks his cock, and once he's ready Scott goes right to boning Michelle from behind while mixing in a few ass slaps. She slides her pussy over his cock for a reverse cowgirl ride next, and then lies back for a little missionary work. Finally, Michelle lets Scott give her a good pop in and around her mouth that she lets flow back out over her chin.

This is yet another hot scene. It works the food play aspect the right way, and makes it come off as being completely fun and playful. Michelle looks fantastically cute, and she has some very nice chemistry with Scott. Her eyes smile repeatedly through the scene, and she looks like she was quite vocal as well. This is yet another hot scene that didn't quite need the vocals.

Scene 6 – Codi Milo and Teagan Presley

Teagan and Codi break out a pair of yellow swimsuits for their bubble bath. They let their hands wander around and kiss each other's naughty places with Codi making the first trip down under to give Teagan's shaven slit a little oral attention. As they run a louffa mitt around each other, Teagan makes her trip down and gives each of Codi's holes a little oral attention before fingering her as she sits on the edge of the tub. They both get in the tub so Codi can finger Teagan a little more before the scene finally fades out.

This is a pretty good scene, but one of the weaker entries in this installment. The girls look like they're having fun, but unlike so many of the other scenes here it comes off a bit generic and standard. Yes, the girls are in a tub playing with each other. It's nice eye candy, but that was about it for me. Having the scene end by panning away and fading out as the girls seemed to still be going at it also didn't help anything. This was easily the weakest scene in the movie.

Scene 7 – Naomi and Scott Nails

Smoking hot brunette Naomi starts out her scene in a white skirt and top with sexy white strappy wood heeled shoes bending over a table so Scott, dressed all in black, can rub half a mango (if I'm not mistaken) around her ass while sliding her skirt up with a knife. He licks his way around her ass as he rubs it, and even slides a finger in each of her holes before watching her shake her ass. They each take a taste of the mango after Scott holds it on her pussy, and then Scott teases her with his cock as she starts sucking it. Scott fucks Naomi's face a bit, and she takes him into her throat several times on her own before bending over the table so Scott can take her from behind in each of her holes. Naomi also gets a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming before letting Scott stucco her ass.

Not surprisingly, Naomi and Scott turn out a great anal scene. Naturally Naomi looks fantastic, and she looks like she gets into the sex no matter which hole Scott spears. The scene drags a little due to a long blowjob and two of the three positions being doggie, but with two of the positions let you see Naomi's ass I really can't complain too loudly. This is another hot scene.

Scene 8 – Teagan Presley

Teagan goes with a red skirt and tube top with bracelets and white shades over a white kinda swimsuit with sexy red shoes. She teases the camera a bit before dropping her top and rubbing her pussy, and then pulls it all aside so she can easily fuck herself with a clean and red glass dildo. Finally, the scene fades out.

This is a nice little masturbation and tease sequence. It's another nice chance for Teagan to show off, and she looks darn nice in it. Unfortunately, it only lasts about four minutes, which is easily this scene's biggest sin.

Scene 9 – Teagan Presley and Marco Banderas

Teagan starts out the final scene bending over and letting Marco shoot at a bullseye on her ass with milk-filled squirt guns as she leans against the wall. After hitting his mark repeatedly, Marco moves in to tongue and finger her pussy before fucking it from behind. He also lets Teagan ride him in both cowgirls before giving her a midair cowgirl ride. Teagan lets Marco lay her back to fuck her missionary style, and then sucks and strokes him to a nice pop on her tits.

This is a fun final scene. Marco is hilarious shooting at Teagan's ass, and delivers a solid cock for her throughout the scene. They mix up the positions nicely, and set themselves apart very nicely here by not including the anal. This is yet another very enjoyable Teagan scene with her once again coming into her own very well.

Teagan's Juice is a darn hot fuck flick. Yes, artistic porn is something that often is either hit or miss for people, and after starting out with a strong miss or two in other Celeste movies, the Celeste style clicked with me and I found myself really getting into them. Teagan is much the same way, who I started out thinking was a bit overrated but who I've been getting into more recently now that she seems to be gaining a bit of confidence as a Digital Playground contract girl, as well as putting on a couple more years. Here, the Celeste Style and Teagan clicked extremely well for me. The setups were creative and fun, and the cast normally looked to be into each other well enough that it came through even without hearing them. Teagan's opening scene with Jerry and Michelle's scene with Scott are probably my favorite couples scenes, while Sophia Santi (who's horribly underused here!) gets my favorite solo scene. The only scene that didn't do a lot for me was Teagan and Codi's bathtub scene, which just seemed way too generic compared to the rest of the movie but still had the same Robby D. spot-on camera work (I think the man must even shoot scenes in his sleep!) that helped out the entire movie. Teagan's Juice is another very hot Celeste and Robby D. movie.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts nearly four minutes with about six seconds per great looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Control 3, Deeper 2, Hard Candy 2, Hot Rod for Sinners, Island Fever 3, Jack’s Big Ass Show 3, Jack’s Big Tit Show 2, Jack’s My First Porn 6, Jack's Playground 31, Jack’s P.O.V. 3, Jack’s Teen America: Mission 14, Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak, Pirates, Peek: Diary of a Voyeur, Porcelain, and the Virtual Sex With... line. There's also website information, text bios for Teagan Presley and Sophia Santi, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about six minutes. After a few clips around the production, Teagan chats with the camera about not being awake or knowing what's going on. Robby is next, who's just as awake as he plays around the camera and gives a bit of a tour around the set. He also talks about the location changing as he directs Teagan and Cody in the tub before it quickly moves through the rest of the movie being shot. Once again, Celeste is nowhere to be found leaving yet another movie with her name attached to it as director to appear to have been directed by Robby D. instead. It's not a bad behind the scenes featurette, but once again it feels far to short and left me wanting much more.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, toys, rimming (male > female and female > female), anal, DP (technical), masturbation, food play, lesbian, and group

Raincoat Factor: Very high if you can get into not hearing the performers, very low if you can't

Condom Usage: Between Teagan Presley and Jerry; Teagan Presley and Marco Banderas

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s bigger releases can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with a few stores offering them for under $20. If you like creative sex that doesn't get overly artistic, this one should be worth the money. The sex is creative and hot, and the passion comes through very well even without the audio. The technical aspects show some great care, and there's even a little effort put into the extras. This is a very nicely done DVD.

Note to Digital Playground: It was very nice to see a behind the scenes featurette here!

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