Gabriel Nine's Red Light District Movie Reviews (17)
Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dick Nasty, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Lexi Love, Vivian West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Mysti May, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Sperm Receptacles Last one from Mike John at RLD? Looks like it. Tim Von Swine even chips in with a contribution to the ever-so-subtly titled Sperm Receptacles. Seven starlets send yer man off in style, taking on varying numbers of guys in a series of blowjob bangs that highlight assorted strengths and weaknesses in Mikes characteristic approach to the mucky movie. The movie is supposedly something of a trial run for girls who fancy themselves capable of swallowing lots of cum one can only ask why, and indeed if, they really would choose to do so. The reality is a very occasionally compelling movie based around yet another highly contrived, self-referential premise for porn. Ours is not to reason why, just to watch and tug like fury - count your blessings as sweet Claire Robbins sucks off man after man till her mouth overflows with semen, all for your onanistic pleasure.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 12/14/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Jessica Fiorentino, Jennifer Luv, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Dani Woodward, Anastasia Christ, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Melissa Black, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Semen Sippers Red Light District For some reason, the excruciating title "Semen Sippers" conjures up, and I really am ashamed of this, the mental image of a group of ladies of a certain age, sitting in genteel surroundings sipping on a glass of jism instead of the usual small sweet sherry. I have no idea where this came from, but I figured I might as well share it, that's the vogue, right? Take Mike John (it's probably his fault), who is completely unabashed about his predilection for observing women engaging in the obligatory smutty stuff.
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Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 11/20/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: David Perry, Lana, Nikita, Sonia, Sonja, Daphne, Franco Roccaforte, Viola, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Lilit, Marcia Parker, Pocohontis, Malicia Parker, Csoky Ice, Viktoria Baby, Pocahontas, Daphnye
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: Hungary for Cock Studio: Red Light District Director: Toni Ribas Cast: Daphne, Lilit, Lana, Sonia, Nikita, Pocahontas, Victoria Baby, Maricia Parker, Choky Ice, Toni Ribas, Mickey Blue, David Perry, Franco Roccaforte Running time: 2hrs 7mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Bonus scene, photo gallery, behind the scenes, trailers First things first. The title. Dreadful. Setting aside the fact that it might be more suited to a movie with some androgynous young gents on the cover, I have difficulty believing Toni Ribas came up with it, never mind the blurb on the back.
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Release date: 6/5/2003
Reviewed on: 11/13/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Monique, Katrina, Darren James, Dominique, Devlin Weed, Mya, Cashmere, Brian Pumper, Ashley Fox
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Black on Black 4 Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Ashley Foxxx, Dominique, Monique, Cashmere, Katrina, Mya, Mr Marcus, Devlin Weed, Darren James Running time: 2hrs 20mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Behind the scenes, bonus scenes, photos, trailers, web access David Luger's at the controls once more for this edition of Red Light District's series highlighting black performers. The puzzle is: can he match enough good-looking girls with exciting sex before the time runs out? Ashley Foxxx The action begins with Ashley in a fishnet top and a denim miniskirt.
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 11/12/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Rachel, Monique, Bruna, Joel Lawrence, Mr. Pete, Morgana, Sheyla, Morlana, Suzana
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Anal Management Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Rachel, Bruna, Sheyla, Susana, Monique, Morlana, Mr Pete, Mr Marcus, Joel Lawrence Running time: 2hrs 20mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Behind the scenes, bonus scene, photos, trailers, web access I dare say there's a touch of "the grass is always greener" in it but there's something about the girls of far-away places that makes them seem more alluring.
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 11/11/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Haley, Mike John, Alexia Knight, Demi Marx, Brianna Blaze, Katsuni, Ariana Jollee, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: POV Pervert Studio: Red Light District Director: Mike John Cast: Katsumi, Haley, Ariana Jollee, Katja Kassin, Brianna Blaze, Alexia Knight, Mike John's Pecker, Erik Everhard's Boner Bonus scene Demi Marx Running time: 2hrs 50mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Full length bonus scene, behind the scenes, photo gallery, website promo So, pornography has become so self-referential that it's common to see movies like POV Pervert that aren't just about sex acts, they're about particular ways of shooting pornography.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 10/29/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Paulina, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Avalone, Britney Speers, Mandy Taylor, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Young Ripe Mellons 3 Studio: Red Light District Director: Vince Vouyer Cast: Paulina, Avalone, Jennifer Luv, Mandy Taylor, Britney Speers, Neveah Ashton, Tony T, Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Vince Vouyer Bonus scene Jennifer Vale Running time: 2hrs 19mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Behind the scenes, bonus footage, photo gallery, trailers, web access Vince Vouyer might not be good at spelling, but he does seem to have an eye for the ladies.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/12/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Angel Long, Alicia Rhodes, Jackie Moore, Dick Delaware
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Seven the Hard Way 2 Studio: Red Light District Director: Vince Vouyer Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Jackie Moore, Angel Long With Scott Lyons, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Brandon Iron, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Dick Delaware, Brian Surewood, Arnold Schwarzenpecker Running time: 2hrs 19mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Here's how Seven The Hard Way 2 adds up: three scenes, three girls, and seven guys per girl. It's gangbang action all the way in a Vince Vouyer production that I suspect genre connoisseurs may appreciate more than I do.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/20/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tianna, Brian Surewood, Pat Myne, Diamond, Delicious, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, J. Lava, Trish, Candice Jackson, Tianna II
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: White Dicks in Black Chicks 2 Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Candice Jackson, Trish, J Lava, Tianna, Diamond, Delicious, Mr Pete, Pat Myne, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Brian Surewood Running time: 2hrs 20mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 People always ask the same questions about other's porn preferences: "What's the big deal about anal?" "What's erotic about gaping?" "What's so sexy about feet?" And the old favourite: "Isn't double anal just a little bit gay?" I'm sure you can add plenty better examples. Here's mine.
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Release date: 2/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/13/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: T.T. Boy, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Jade, Steve Holmes, Sabrine Maui, Mr. Pete, Mia Fuji, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Avena Lee, Malaysia, Jay LoDeeva, Kaylani Lei, Jayna Oso
Directed by: David Luger, Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Me Luv U Long Time 2 Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger / Vince Vouyer Cast: Sabrine Maui, Jade, Mia Fuji, Malaysia, Avena Lee, Kaylani Lei, TT Boy, Mr Pete, Steve Holmes, Brian Pumper, Tony Tedeschi, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood Running time: 2hrs 20mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Yeah, it's a movie about Asian girls, so cue the clichés. Is it me or is all this "Me love you long time", "suckee suckee" stuff just a little bit, um, stupid? Insulting? Infantile? Just getting the girls to make a fool of themselves? Oh, it's just a bit of fun. I see. So that's all right.
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Release date: 1/13/2003
Reviewed on: 2/14/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tianna, Mr. Marcus, Darren James, Devlin Weed, Seduction, Brian Pumper, Chloe Black, Jaz, J. Lava, Trish, Tianna II
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Black on Black 3 Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: J. Lava, Tianna, Jazz, Trish, Seduction, Chloey Black, Weed, Brian Pumper, Mr Marcus, Darren James. Running time: 2hrs 20mins plus approx. 20mins extra footage Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 I had hoped to open this review with a snappy summary of the issues involved in, as the title suggests, an all black porn series, not that Black on Black 3 is alone in featuring the subject anyway. Perhaps it's just as well that everything I attempted to write on the topic came out ready to be misinterpreted, therefore I am going to refrain from making any great pronouncements.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Honey, Darren James, Cameron, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Avy Scott, Saphire Rae, Misty Haze
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Someone's Daughter #1 Red Light District Directed by David Luger Starring: Hunter Young, Sapphire Rae, Leyla Lei, Cameron, Honey, Misty Haze, Avy Scott, Mr Pete, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Brett Rockman, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, TT Boy, Darren James Running time: 2hrs 17mins Ever wondered what a porn star's parents make of their little girl doing nasty stuff for guys to jerk off too? That's the kind of question director David Luger asks in this dubiously premised new line from Red Light District. The usual questioning about first sexual experiences advances into areas of car-crash fascination. But is it really sexy? And further, is it really more than just another gimmick to distinguish some typical porno action? Avy Scott and Hunter Young First up is the admirable Floridian duo of Avy and Hunter, friends from age 14, who are interviewed separately, both agree to try to "out fuck" their friend.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Vince Vouyer, Sophie Evans, Lee Stone, Nika, Temptation, Mr. Pete, Misty Mendez, Brett Rockman, Juliana Kincaid, Austin O'Riley, Melanie Jagger, Alexis Malone, Hunter Young, Dayjha Nay
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Cum Swapping Sluts #3 Red Light District Directed by Vince Vouyer Starring: Temptation, Nika, Dayjha-Nay, Sophie Evans, Misty Mendez, Austin O'Riley, Hunter Young, Alexis Malone, Melanie Jagger, Juliana Kincaid, Mr Pete, Lee Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Brett Rockman Running time: 2hrs 20mins (feature), plus approx 17mins extra footage Having enjoyed the previous edition in the series, and having also heard encouraging noises from a reliable source about this movie, I was keen to see what Vince Vouyer could supply in this release from the burgeoning Red Light District stable. Temptation and Alexis Malone The cover girls take the first scene in the movie. Temptation is 20, slim and tanned and of some mixed heritage that gives her an interesting look, while blonde Alexis is a very pretty and slim girl who I just enjoyed in Joey Silvera's New Girls.
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Release date: 8/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/9/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Leo, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Steve Holmes, Devlin Weed, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Cameron, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Melanie Jagger, Julie Night, Fiona Cheeks, Babydol, David Dukes, Drew Allen, Trent Cocker, The Piercer, Billy Banks
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Swallow My Pride #1 Red Light District Directed by: Brandon Iron Starring: Julia Night, Fiona Cheeks, Babydoll, Melanie Jagger, Drew Allen, Brian Pumper, Devlin Weed, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Mr. Marcus, Tony Tedeschi, TT Boy and more Running time: 2hrs 20mins Whenever I see the name Brandon Iron credited as director, I know I can happily follow along as he leads us into a meditative reflection on renaissance art, literature and poetryyeah, right! Swallow My Pride is primarily about the consumption of come after rough and ready sex action featuring (mainly) willing young women, with occasional eye-bulging point-of-view blowjobs. Most scenes end with the girl eating additional loads from guys other than her scene partners.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Peaches, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Brett Rockman, Sugar Kane, Taylor Rain, Elizabeth Del Mar, Lisa Parks, Lexi Mathews, Lil Bit More
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Just Over Eighteen #3 Red Light District Directed by David Luger Starring: Taylor Rain, Lexi Mathews, Lisa Parks, Elizabeth Delmar, Lil Bit More, Sugar Kane, Peaches, Mark Davis, Lee Stone, Brandon Iron, Brett Rockman, Joel Lawrence, Sledge Hammer David Luger at the controls for another round of Red Light's pretty sound teen series. Naughty young women who know it's good to be bad Taylor Rain Taylor is a slim, petite brunette who looks pretty cute on that box cover and indeed as the scene starts with some playful chitchat between her and David. However, her appeal gradually waned on me as the scene progresses - I think her incessant ear-piercing moans had something to do with it. If she says "oh yeah, oh fuck" once, she says it a million times and I feel it gets a little bit wearing. Anyway, what transpires is that after she's done teasing, Lee Stone, this big bear of a man, comes in and gets his paws all over her, kissing her and going down on her.
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Release date: 5/21/2002
Reviewed on: 6/26/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Gia, Steve Holmes, Stacey (ambiguous), Kinky, Brian Pumper, Ashley Long, Fiona Cheeks, China Black, Honney Bunny, Sandie Caine, Lynn Dumaire, Clia Patra, Black China
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Cum Swapping Sluts #2 Red Light District Directed by Vince Vouyer Starring: Gia, Yara, Stacy, Kinky, China, Sandie, Clia Patra, Ashley Long, Fiona Cheeks, Lynn Dumare, Mark Davis, Steve Holmes, Brian Pumper, Joel Lawrence, Brandon Iron Cum Swapping Sluts, huh? It's not a title that really grabs me, for various reasons but especially not the gimmicky angle. With that in mind, I approached this movie with a hint of suspicion. Surely it's just going to be more of the usual, with a contrived, attention grabbing stunt finale to each scene, right? As it happens, wrong! Two girls to one guy in every scene, lots of hot sex and sure, cum swapping, but that title sells this movie some way short Lynn and Stacy In the opening scene, Brandon has found himself a youthful pair of plumptious playmates in brunette Lynn (beautiful boobs, slightly spoiled by a tattoo which has judiciously been erased on the box cover illustration) and blonde Stacy - they're both on a cover pic that doesn't flatter them, I thought both were charming.
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Release date: 4/2/2002
Reviewed on: 6/20/2002
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jay Ashley, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Jenna Haze, Alexia Riley, Marie Mandalay, Scarlet, Mariella, Brooke Ballentyne
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: JUST OVER EIGHTEEN #2 Red Light District Directed by David Luger Starring: Jenna Hayes, Scarlet, Mariella, Alexia Riley, Marie Mandalay, Brooke Balentine, Cock Boy, Mark Ashley, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Brandon Iron It's been a while since David Luger put his money where his mouth is, swapping writing and reviewing for movie making, but this is the first time I have had the chance to check out some of his work. For the sheer nerve of putting his neck on the line, he deserves credit, but does he deserve it for the quality of his porn? Another no-frills teenage series (all girls are 18 or 19)how good can it be? Jenna Hayes Introducing Miss Jenna Hayes (Haze)well, actually it's been ages since I first read about this teenage wannabe on Rog's site. But again I have been remiss in spying her in action till now, and in the interim she's been a busy little bee, hasn't she? And from the off it's easy to see why directors have been hiring her all over town.
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