I dare say
there's a touch of "the grass is always greener" in it but there's something
about the girls of far-away places that makes them seem more alluring.
And so with a wintry wind beating rain against my window, what could be
better than a trip to the tropical climes of Brazil? Unfortunately, I
can only experience it vicariously through David Luger and his RLD gang,
who show us no more of Rio than the sexy girls in the usual generic settings.
It seems no matter where in the world porn is shot, we only ever see the
same few locations. Even the bed linen with "erotic" illustrations on
it is familiar. Anyway, there are girls and there are boys getting naked
together. Let's see what happens.
Susana
This buxom bleach-blonde has a look that's more cute and youthful than
glam. She murmurs in Portuguese as she wiggles out of shorts and black
underwear, proudly showing her great, full natural boobs with light tan
lines and very pink nipples. Naturally, these bouncy boobs feature prominently
throughout the sex. Of course she has a well-rounded big bum too. The
hands of Mr Pete and Joel Lawrence sneak in and grab her boobs. Her hands
grab their cocks. There's a little laugh as she sucks. She's lively, urging
the guys on in an endearing voice.
First she rides Pete, and then spoons with Joel. Her pussy glows pink
and she wriggles around rather nicely as Joel takes her. Pete goes in
harder. Joel resumes while Pete rubs sweat on her face. How charming.
This position is used for the anal sex and the guys take turns but only
a couple of camera positions are used, for too long. It's starting to
drag before they get to the double penetration, which is pretty long and
hard with a spank and a slap or two thrown in. Each guy fucks her in missionary
again and comes on her face. I find Susana's image lasts with me longer
than any of the sex. The scene could have been a lot sharper and the guys'
attitudes are questionable.
Monique and Morlana
The idea of two bleach-blonde cuties pressing their bronzed bodies together
and waving their sexy asses at the camera is fundamentally fun, but while
I understand David's excitement as he gropes the duo and they suck him,
his grunting and groaning is kind of off-putting. He comes on their faces
quickly.
The girls then set about Joel Lawrence, sucking his dick before it's barely
out of his pants. I'd say Monique is a little prettier than Morlana (David
actually seems to call her Morgana), and she takes the lead by sucking
and riding Joel's dick. She's noisy and fairly enthusiastic, crying, "Fuckin'
fuck me!" while Morgana gropes and licks her. The girls reverse roles,
Morlana moving her sprightly slim body and Monique nuzzling her.
Joel gets sweaty keeping up a fair old pace in spoons for rather a long
time, before the pace drops for anal with Morgana. Monique kisses both
partners but struggles to look interested as Morgana toils with the cock
in her ass. Monique gets involved again, and with a knob up her bum, she
can hardly avoid it. After some time, the girls lie spread out on the
bed, Joel fucks them one last time and comes on their faces. Laughter
at his reactions might just be the only unguarded response of the whole
scene. I don't know quite what it is; the girls seem distracted or remote,
working with professional rather than personal interest.
Rachel
The cover picture doesn't quite do this slim, dark haired girl justice,
because I think she's very good looking indeed. There's only a little
time to admire her as she pulls off her red bikini and plays with herself
before Mr Pete comes in and does it for her. It's one of those heart-breaking
moments again to see her looking so good as she bends over to suck Pete.
They kiss. It's an instructive moment in considering David Luger's style,
I feel. If Joey Silvera were directing this, he'd seize on this tiny spark,
but David's priority is the fucking. At least he bothers to highlight
her reactions, but it still annoys me that Pete and he discuss how tight
her pussy is as though she wasn't there.
Rachel is up for it, however, in her quiet way, and rides away on Pete's
cock. She may be slim but she still has a shapely backside, unavoidably
seen to great effect as she moves rather nicely. A sheen of perspiration
covers them as they go to spoons for the anal sex, which is okay at first
but soon falls into a rut. Pete points up and I realise that perhaps a
mirrored ceiling is the reason the girls look distracted. Maybe that's
an easy get-out. I can't deny that Pete does some good work in delivering
the dick but there's zero chemistry apparent. It's just so typical that
the final frantic moments of fucking preceding the pop shot are the most
sparkling of the whole scene. Pete comes in the general region of her
face.
Sheyla
This well-rounded, busty brunette quickly has Pete and Joel all over her.
The usual groping, finger sucking, boob licking and so forth leads to
Sheyla working over their cocks with her mouth as her boobs spill from
her bikini top. Plenty of cock sucking later, Joel plunges into her pussy.
Pete takes his turn, they move to doggy and bang away. Sheyla has quite
a tummy, but I kind of like that and especially when she does her own
form of belly dance, grinding on Pete's cock. Otherwise, the straight
sex is fairly uneventful.
The headline on today's Double Penetration Times says "Brazilian girl
in big bum shocker". Such news is as predictable as the sex. It's all
rather pedestrian, I'm afraid, plodding away. Sheyla clearly appreciates
some missionary sex better than the facials that follow, leaving her looking
somewhat bewildered.
Bruna
While once again I can appreciate how David gets rather worked up about
these Brazilian babes, the way he pants and mutters as Bruna oils her
curvy body starts to become faintly disturbing. I know I wrote in the
past that I liked the way David performed in these sorts of POV scenes,
as an ordinary joe might, but now he's acting like a smutty schoolboy
on a first trip to a strip club. Frankly, I am worried about the guy.
Meanwhile, Bruna's big dark eyes stare beautifully but blankly into the
camera as she give David a blowjob and takes his come on her face.
More muttering later, the action cuts to Bruna (see also Big Bubble Butt
Brazilian Orgy and Spanish Fly Pussy Search 10) blowing Mr Marcus. At
first, it's still hard to detect any emotion but what a difference when
she smiles. Marcus fucks her, gently at first and then, with a wicked
giggle, picking up the pace, creating just about the first genuine spark
between performers in the whole movie. Unfortunately, the vibrant sex
comes to an abrupt halt with a cut to anal sex, in spoons. The corners
of her mouth turn down but she gamely gets on top and works her full thighs
as she rides. To finish, she sucks him a little and he comes on her face.
You could hardly tell it was the same girl giggling and laughing during
sex with Marcus during a blooper clip shown as the titles roll. David
has had to write Marcus a note to get him to stop fucking Bruna and do
some anal. More of this light-hearted action might have improved the movie
no end. Too late now.
Overall
Anal Management barely fills my Brazilian beauties fantasy, I'm sorry
to report. Maybe I'm just too demanding, but surely this functional fare
barely begins to engage the ideas imagined by anyone who dreams up visions
of beach babes on the Copacabana.
Okay, so I might just be thinking in clichés myself, but consider what
even the most facile and unrealistic notion of sex in Brazil might suggest.
Dusky, passionate girls in lusty action against an exotic backdrop of
tropical heat, cloudless skies, azure seas, and lush greenery or
(for the most part) modestly attractive girls in nondescript rooms, rather
going through the motions of tick-box smut for American sex-tourists and
their infernally appealing dollar bills? Guess which we get here. I should
note that even in the exalted hands of Pierre Woodman the former setting
matched with the latter sex still wins no prizes from me. In situations
that could be anywhere in the world, David Luger favours mindless shagging.
His end product might well be closer to reality, but is it worth watching?
What makes it doubly frustrating is that I'm sure it isn't the first or
last time that I find myself wondering why a Red Light District, and David
Luger in particular, movie has more excitement, fun and entertainment
in the few minutes of the loose, enjoyable "behind the scenes" footage
than in the feature. It baffles me how they can apparently have had a
high old time with these girls on this trip and yet when the cameras roll
for real and the director says action, everyone reverts to type. The guys
talk nasty and the girls moan dutifully. It seems like the good stuff
happens in between takes. Sharing more of this stuff would help. Viewers
might just remember these great girls having a fun time. As it stands,
it's very hard to get worked up about Anal Management. And what about
that title?
DVD Comments
As well as the aforementioned behind the scenes (around 10 minutes of
it), there's a bonus scene of about 9 minutes duration featuring Susana
treating David to a blowjob and tit fuck, and ending with the obligatory
facial come shot. It's okay. In addition, there's a fairly standard bunch
of Red Light District trailers and a photo gallery. Picture quality is
good and the sound is fine.
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