Yeah, it's
a movie about Asian girls, so cue the clichés. Is it me or is all this
"Me love you long time", "suckee suckee" stuff just a little bit, um,
stupid? Insulting? Infantile? Just getting the girls to make a fool of
themselves? Oh, it's just a bit of fun. I see. So that's all right. I
admit all this eroticising and fetishising ethnicity just passes me by
anyway - a beautiful girl having hot sex is a beautiful girl having hot
sex no matter what - but this off-putting, all-boys-together humour certainly
means this movie's going to have to go some to make up. Fortunately, there
are some beautiful faces on the box cover, so here's hoping the action
matches up.
Kaylani Lei
Beautiful indeed, and charming too, Kaylani's a 22-year-old dancer from
Vegas, via Singapore and a Philippine heritage. There's some tease, with
Kaylani's trim figure inside a skimpy top and lace-up denims shots, a
little chat with David, before she starts showing what she's got, touching
her pussy till Brett Rockman comes in and licks it up. She flicks her
pierced tongue round Brett's bendy boner and sucks him down, hands free.
It takes little of her sinuous movement on top of his cock, her supple
body flexing, and her tight pussy enveloping his tool, before he's announcing
that she's driving him crazy. Break for oral brings a brief relief to
Brett, before they get into tasty cowgirl and spoons sex, with her small
tits and thick nipples prominent.
Doggy is a particular delight, her silky ass filling up the screen. There's
some nice naughty banter, on the right side of silliness, as they fuck,
though I can't believe she doesn't collapse in a fit of laughter when
Brett spanks her ass with his cock. The way he does it is silly, though
I suppose he needs the distraction! In the end, he can't resist and comes
all over her face. The scene ends on Kaylani's sparkling smile - reasonably
hot sex, though nothing sensational, a beautiful girl, and no Asian stereotyping.
Not a bad way to begin.
Avena Lee
Another pretty girl, Avena is 20 and announces herself as Thai and Chinese,
though she just sounds American to me. She gets out of her little top
and skirt quick smart, showing her body (medium boobs with lovely puffed
up areolas, a very sweet looking, plump, pink pussy), and though her teeth
are undergoing some metal work. I must say she's a bright girl, great
attitude, and like David I don't believe her when she says she doesn't
get any attention. I also wonder how she can put up with his rather basic
questioning - though it's funny that I'm perfectly happy to see her holding
her sweet ass open. Ah, double standards, don't you love them? Now Avena
professes to liking it a (little) rough so to that end, here's Mr TT Boy.
But never mind that rough angle, they just make it hot from the off, with
sexy kissing as much as anything, and the way she makes eyes at him as
she clamps her lips, limpet-like, to his cock…oh boy.
Then petite Avena gets on TT's tool and just works it. Watching her grind
around in cowgirl and reverse is just a pleasure, and the pleasing plumpness
of her ass and pussy make doggy style perfect too. For a small girl she
has a nice thick derriere that looks mighty good on screen as TT fairly
rattle his bone right into her, and as they get into a sort of mish on
the top of the couch, it really seems like he's hitting her spot all right.
Her neck and tits flush as she moans away, and the she drops to her knees,
teasing him with her beautiful eyes before poking out her tongue in time
for him to plop his load on it. It's a very nice scene, not rough at all
(one attempt at a nose hold ends with her smacking his ass!), with a very
agreeable girl. Avena's not Miss World, but she's naturally sexy and youthfully
horny, and that's infinitely more appealing to me. The only problem is
that it's too short. Oh, and Avena, if you're still not getting any attention,
drop me a line!
Jade
19-year-old Jade is a curvy little Thai cutie, rebelling against a strict
upbringing and a Catholic education, so you've got the whole package here.
This scene happens in the Red Light District warehouse, after hours, with
David encouraging her to remove her fluffy bra and panties set to show
off her lovely full, ripe hanging tits with their thick, thick nipples,
while she says she came to the States when she was three - like "thirteen
years ago". Oh, oh - this doesn't add up…can you hear the sirens?
After Jade's done teasing us with her lovely ass, she goes down on her
knees, eyes shut and Brian Pumper slides into the shot, slipping his tool
into her mouth. She gives him a nice squelchy blowjob and then she squats
on his cock. She seems a little uncertain about this, though her furry
pussy's visibly creaming all over his prick. "Do you like the way I feel
inside you?" asks the ever-entertaining Mr Pumper (an American Icon indeed!)
and she tentatively says yes, but it's big! They go at it in reverse cowgirl
for rather a long time, too long I'd say, before going to spoons. Cowgirl
is better - her plump rump riding back makes pleasant viewing - but the
scene isn't overburdened with energy or chemistry, and Jade seems less
than enchanted with a mouthful of come to finish. It's an okay scene,
nothing special, and apparently only her second outing, so maybe she'll
get more into it. Or not.
Malaysia
First, some chat with Malaysia, another very cute girl, from guess where?
As with most of the girls in the movie, she sounds completely American
to me. She has beautiful eyes and a great smile, her body is sweet and
petite and her attitude, when Mr Pete and Brett Rockman appear and whip
out their cocks, is excellent. Malaysia comes across as being almost submissive,
but she's really too active to say that's totally true. She really seems
quite excited about sucking cock, which she does, wetly, deeply and skilfully,
and readily allows the guys to take full, spit-soaked advantage of her
oral talents.
Malaysia keenly bounces herself on Pete and then Brett in reverse cowgirl,
showing more energy and enthusiasm - which she makes audible when her
mouth isn't full of cock. Mr Pete is a little rough with her as they go
in spoons, but there's nothing particularly malicious. Brett takes a turn
and nails her, then they take turns doing her in this wacky "reverse missionary"
position, which seems to do it for her, judging by her glow and beaming
smile. Then doggy, her silken ass cheeks parted to allow Brett in to pound
her some more to obvious effect. Pete slaps her face a little and her
ass too when he gets his turn. He passes the baton to Brett, who nails
her again till he whacks off a load over her face, and then Pete does
likewise. Malaysia sniggers and grins as her pretty features are glazed
- she's a good advert for her dentist too, wonderful teeth. Sorry, what
on earth am I rambling on about? Oh yeah, good scene - it's not love but
it's fun all right. Incidentally, this scene appears to have been done
by the enigmatic Robby Fischer, not Luger or Vouyer.
Mia Fuji
One of the things I hate about writing reviews is talking about girls
that I don't find attractive. To characterise this scene entirely on that
basis wouldn't be totally fair, because Mia's response to the sex is intriguing,
but the truth is that this ever-so-slightly plump Japanese girl isn't
too pretty to me. Still, she has an appealingly curvy body and a willingness
to let the guys do more or less what they like to her. It's also funny
how she can't concentrate on answering the questions in the preliminary
chitchat when Tony Tedeschi starts stroking her clit.
So, two American cocks for her (the other is Brett Rockman), and Mia eagerly
gobbles them before Tony starts ramming her in doggy while she sucks Brett.
They each take a turn and then flip her into missionary for more hard
driving action. Pile driver is next, as they just keep stuffing the totally
compliant girl. What I really like to do while watching any scene is concentrate
on the girl's responses and try to read them - it's hard to know what
to make of Mia here, because despite her passivity and a look of mild
unease on her face, she professes to love it and indeed asks for more
come once Brett's shot on her face. Tony adds his load, prompting Vince,
from off-camera, to make dumb gags about a glazed donut. Mia just seems
too inactive for my liking, though the guys do their bit to keep the energy
up.
Sabrine Maui
Gorgeous 22-year-old Sabrine has obviously been talked into giving us
the full works as she teases the viewers in the intro to her scene - a
glimpse of pussy accompanied by a whole lot of silly talk. Sounds like
"Uncle Vinny's" idea. Sweet Sabrine, dressed in a dinky red PVC oriental-style
dress, gets teamed up with Brian Surewood and Steve Holmes, and Herr Holmes
soon has his tongue buried in her tight twat while she splutters on Surewood's
wood. Her lewd cocksucking style and soon to be revealed tight, tiny-titted
figure make a delicious contrast to her sweetly pretty face. Sabrine certainly
seems to get hot and right into it as she treats the two guys to some
seriously deep, wet head.
Sabrine certainly is one horny, sexy doll and this isn't just an appearance
- her butterfly-decorated panties are soon soaked with her juice as Steve
spears her from behind with Brian's dick bulging her cheek. She hops aboard
Brian and then on Steve in a reverse cowgirl that shows off her lovely
body and flawless skin - evidence, as if it were needed, that all that
"Me luv u long time" and other Asian clichés are simply irrelevant, because
Sabrine is simply one hot girl who loves to fuck. So to that end, Steve
fingers her ass, Brian drills her from behind while she sucks, then Steve
picks up the pace. Sabrine then asks to be fucked in her ass, so Brian
flips her on her back and does the deed. She spreads her plump little
twat for the camera while he does it. Steve ends up getting a quick shot
at her ass while Brian shoots thick streaks of come on her mouth and face,
and then Mr Holmes does likewise. It's ostensibly Sabrine's first time
with two guys but her performance is totally committed as she fucks and
sucks with abandon - I'd say it's the best scene of the movie. Count me
as impressed with Ms Maui, too.
Overall
So in the end up, Me Luv U Long Time 2 is thankfully light on that sort
of cliché, but heavy on the cute girls. It struggles to deliver really
hot action, but Sabrine certainly gets there, and by and large the other
girls are charming, sexy and like to have fun, and that's the general
mood. It's never too hardcore (there's only one anal scene) but it's quite
enjoyable as it is. Truth be told, the Asian theme aside, there's little
to distinguish this from typical Red Light District productions, and more
than a couple of the scenes could easily fit into other lines. The standard
of shooting is good, though the editing could be snappier at times (though
the Avena scene could have lasted longer). I can't bring myself to give
it a top rating, but it's fun and Malaysia, Avena, Sabrine and Kaylani
are all reasons to check it out.
DVD Comments
Good picture quality, laden with bright colour and fine sound are just
what I expect from RLD. The menus offer scene access, and some extras.
As usual they give us the all-important "behind the scenes" (TT being
"beastly" to Avena), and "boner footage" (Sabrine gives Uncle Vinny a
bathroom suck and fuck, then gets some more from the very funny Mia, who
can't hide her gentle arousal, and Luger gets it on with Jade - all POV-style).
There's also a photo gallery and a bunch of trailers.
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