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Boxcover for Nina Hartley's Making Love To Women
Nina Hartley's Making Love To Women

Release date: 7/20/2000
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Nina Hartley, Ava Vincent
Directed by: Nina Hartley

Review brief: Starring: Nina Hartley, Tina Tyler, Jewel Valmont, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon Pros: educational porn, candles, massage, feather Cons: would have liked to have seen more of Jewel, no features Educational porn is good! This DVD teeters on being educational and at the same time being a porn. The end result is that it ends up being quite opposite from any porn I have seen. Nina talks about and does this thing called 'foreplay'. And later on, this one scene does not end right after the guy cums. You would never believe it. Nina actually asks for another orgasm after the guy cums (I thought that was called nap-time). What was with all those candles and stuff anyways? Do you buy those things in a sex toy shop or something like that? Where was the facial? So what did I learn from this educational porn. Well, women are different than men, they "blah blah blah" (women stuff). Seriously though, this DVD is more about informing men about how women approach and feel about sex in general.
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Debbie Does Dallas (NuTech)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/22/2001

Studio: NuTech

Starring: Eric Edwards, Merle Michaels, Christie Ford, Bambi Woods, David Morris, Arcadia Lake, Rikki O'Neal, Georgette Sanders, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Jake Teague, Robin Byrd, David Pierce, Kasey Rodgers, Ben Pierce, Tony Mansfield, Jenny Cole, Paul Hughs, Peter Lerman, Debbie Lewis, Steve Marshall
Directed by: Jim Clark

Review brief: Starring: Bambi Woods, Pat Allure, Robyn Byrd, Paula Head, Misty Winter, Richard Balla, and other people I never heard of Pros: Cheerleaders, Bambi Woods played the naive girl well, plot was simple, some good cheesy porn music, cheesy porn Cons: no features, some really bad music with poor sound quality, old Memorable quote: "Baby, don't choke. Stay alive" -- man to woman while she was deep- throating him (and you women think us men are insensitive). Plot: Debbie wants to go to some cheerleading thing. Her and her friends soon figure out that the best way to earn money is use their natural assets and talents. OK! I admit it. Debbie Does Dallas came out in 1978. At that time I am not sure that I was old enough to pronounce 'pornography', let alone watch it. I know absolutely nothing about the history of porn, but I do know that when I was old enough to know what it was (or at least have some visualization in my head) I heard of two titles: Debbie Does Dallas and On Golden Blonde.
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Boxcover for Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymore Butts 2
Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymore Butts 2

Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 5/19/2001

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Mike Foster, Taylor Hayes, Hakan

Review brief: Starring: Taylor Hayes, Monica Orsini, Nina Cherry, Maria, Katarina Martinez, Celina, Tonya Hartley, Ursula Moore, Elizabeth King, Hakan Serbes, Heros, John Walton, Jolte Gaber, Mike Foster, Steven St. Croix Pros: Katarina's ass, Selena, heck I liked the girls, the sexual fervor of the girls (a fun time had by all), pool table sex Cons: camera noises got really irritating, ass- to-mouth blow job, Selena licks a guys asshole (she's hot, but I don't want to see that), behind the scenes gets a bit boring (yes, I fully realize the 'behind the scenes' is in the title) This is definitely one of my mixed bagged reviews. Usually good-looking chicks and hot sex would earn a great review, but I was not particularly fond of the behind the scenes aspect. And I fully realize that I am criticizing this DVD for being what it is supposed to be. But, I found this DVD incredibly hard to watch in one sitting (I guess I might be able to say that of all porn.
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Shane's Ultimate Fantasy

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/17/2001

Studio: Plum Productions

Starring: Shane, Draghixa, Danyel Cheeks, Bruce Seven, Lia Baren
Directed by: Bruce Seven

Review brief: Starring: Shane, Danyel Cheeks, Lia Baren, Draghixa Pros: Shane!!!(ain't she so adorable), Shane tied up, Draghixa, Shane in thigh high boots Cons: hard to hear what they are saying without cranking up the volume, Bruce Seven (but thankfully this guy has clothes on), Danyel tasting her ass from Bruce's finger, Danyel does not seem to be enjoying herself at all in the final scene Note: This is my first outing in the S&M genre. If you are a big fan of the genre you may feel that I am criticizing this DVD for being what it should be. None the less, I shall offer my view. I bought this DVD because I was looking for a good bondage flick with hopefully some mild S&M. And I figured the lovely and adorable Shane should be the one to introduce me. I would even be able to enjoy S&M a bit harder than expected if, and only if, the girls appeared to get off on it. Body of Review: Shane goes to visit Bruce Seven because she wants to be spanked by the grumpy old man. The first scene consists of Shane and Draghixa's introduction.
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Boxcover for 4 Finger Club 6, The
4 Finger Club 6, The

Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 5/16/2001

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Mariah, Isabella, Blair Segal, Ginger Paige, Cherry Mirage, Nicol, Victoria Evans, Nina Whett, Veronica Caine

Review brief: Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Barrett Moore, Mariah, Cherry Mirage, Blair Segal, Ginger Paige, Isabella Nina Whett, Nicol, Victoria Evans Pros: Mariah and her perky tits, Isabella's pleasure face, Isabella's fantastic body, Isabella's great hair (and she knows it), Jewel and her fire, Victoria, Nina's gorgeous face, the Amazing Orgasm Machine (Blondie calls it a Sybian, but I like my name better.), good identification of chicks, every chick has a desirable quality Cons: undressing stage (and arguably the best part) is often skipped, occasional director's comments that you can't make out, a few of the girls have undesirable qualities Captivated by: Isabella Must see moments: Isabella on the Amazing Orgasm Machine. Jewel's legs shaking when she cums. Memorable quotes: "I love a girl who knows how to eat pussy"-- Jewel "If it ain't sweaty, it ain't good"-- director Features: 26 trailers (they were a bit tantalizing too), 10 interviews (Mariah's hot).
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Boxcover for Gettin' Wet: Ladies First
Gettin' Wet: Ladies First

Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 5/15/2001

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Tye, Taylor Moore, Anita Cannibal, Leah, Veronica Caine
Directed by: Bud Lee

Review brief: Starring: Taylor Moore, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Barrett Moore, Tye, Anita Cannibal, Leah Pros: Alexandra Silk, a gonzo feel at times, women wanting sex no matter how uncomfortable the setting or the position, decent chick ID Cons: poor menu navigation, poor sound, poor video, restricted by bad plot Plot: Taylor has a bachelorette party on a boat while she writes a letter to her sister in which she contemplates such philosophical issues as 'Is lesbian sex cheating?". Girls mysteriously appear and disappear from the boat. Must see moment: Leah deep-throating a double dong dildo (don't ya just love the thought of her practicing). Gettin'Wet faces an identity crisis, which is a good thing considering that it really sucks for a plot film. It starts with acting and plot but by the second sex scene I started to feel that I was watching gonzo.
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Babes Illustrated 2

Release date: 6/22/2000
Reviewed on: 5/15/2001

Studio: Metro

Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Mickey Lynn, Felecia, Brooke Waters, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Sylvia Ryder
Directed by: Harold Lime, Jane Waters

Review brief: Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Sylvia Ryder, Felecia, Melanie Moore, Mickey Lynn, Crystal Wilder, Brooke Waters Pros: Felecia, that one chick and that other chick watching each other masturbate (if only for a short time), champagne spraying all over that one chicks body, some of the sex scenes are pretty good Cons: no chick ID, music gets annoying at times, some distracting boob jobs, strap-on (I happen to like the fact that women don't have something dangling between their legs), video is a bit glitchy, audio ain't too good either Plot: I really wasn't paying much attention, but it seemed like a soap opera (and we know how much porn and soap operas attract the same demographic). Features: Standard Metro features. 20+ reviews (many of which are a bit enticing), photos, and internet advertisement. At first glance I thought this DVD was epitome of average porn. After further viewing I did find myself a bit more pleased by some of the sex involved.
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Boxcover for 4 Finger Club 8, The
4 Finger Club 8, The

Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/9/2001

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Cassie, Heaven Leigh, Lee, Cherry Lee, Tara, Julianna Sterling, Jezebel, Jeanie Rivers, Allysin Embers, Stormy Daniels
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: Starring: Heaven Leigh, Tara, Jeanie Rivers, Lee Allysin Embers, Cassie, Cherry Lee, Julianna Sterling Jezebel, Stormy Pros: The Amazing Orgasm Machine (a sex toy. I don't know what it is really called.), Tara and Jeanie offer one of the best girl/girl scenes I have seen, Heaven and Lee offer a pretty damn good combo too, some damn good orgasms Cons: DVD transfer is not very good, a couple of chicks weren't very attractive Features: 26 trailers (they were a bit tantalizing too), 10 interviews (Mariah's hot). The interviews are quite obviously taken from the Video Virgin's Gold series. I especially liked Jewel De Nyle's interview because afterwards they showed a raw-scene of her masturbating. The other interviews sere ended with strip tease/masturbation but they were done more in the rock video style. Basic Idea: 4 Finger club pairs off girls and has them help one another join the club. Rules of Membership? They must take in 4 fingers and cum from them.
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Boxcover for Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 2, The
Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 2, The

Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 5/9/2001

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Alyssa Allure, Tiffany Mynx, Mark Davis, Christi Lake, Kimberly Jade, Kristina St. James, Raven McCall, Stephanie Swift, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, McKayla, Randee Lee, Mia Ciccero, Victoria, Dallas (ambiguous), John West, Steve Austin, Donna Warner, Michaela James, Tia Gunn, Erika Lockett, Delicious Milano
Directed by: Patrick Collins

Review brief: Starring: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, Alyssa Allure, Christi Lake, Dallas, Randee Lee, Kimberly Jade, Victoria, Kristina St. James, Tia, Mia Ciccero, Erika, Donna Warner, Raven McCall, Deelicious Milano Michaela James, Michela Pros: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, rarely see a guy's face, a couple good cum shots Cons: not fantasy based, the sets have all the glitz and glamour of my basement, crappy music, crappy features, some limp dicks, little dirty talk, guys jerking themselves to erection, sometimes the video appears to unintentionally have another image in the background, some awkward facials, two dicks in one mouth There is not much good to say about this porn overall. I will admit that some of the girls are pretty good looking, but little if any time is spent by the camera to give a good examination of other parts of their bodies. In fact, some of the girls are never seen naked. I will also admit that there is arousal potential, but what do you expect? There are women sucking cock right in front of you.
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Boxcover for Real Female Orgasms!
Real Female Orgasms!

Release date: 2/22/2001
Reviewed on: 5/8/2001

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Melissa Monet, Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Leanni Lei, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Elena, Daisy Chain, Debi Diamond, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Olga, Stephanie Swift, Keisha, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Marina, Coral Sands, Sabrina Johnson, Alicia, Kaylynn, Wendi Knight, Regan Starr, Zarina, Natasha Blake, Nicole London, Giselle Yum, Samantha, Heather Lynn, Lita Chase, Taren Steele, Julianna Sterling, Brianna, Shelbee Myne, Anne Howe, Charlese LaMour, Justine Romee, Nina Whett, Ashly Sage, Felicia Ryder, Alexandra Quinn, Elle Angel, Integra, Chipy Marlow
Directed by: Patrick Collins

Review brief: Starring: Too many chicks to list, but you can find them at Adult DVD Empire and possibly other stores (You can find the links here on Adult DVD Talk) Pros: Chicks cumming, educational porn, Alexandra Silk (ya knew I had to single her out) and many other lovely chicks, a couple chicks masturbating, movie identification, most chicks are identified Cons: audio/video ranges from decent to piss- poor, I don't really count photo galleries and internet ads as features, sets are usually motel rooms or worse, scenes are only a copule minutes long (but then again I guess you will get that with a compilation DVD), no Chandler? How could you show real female orgasms without my favorite cummer? The biggest reason I gave this DVD a good overall rating is that I see a very good educational quality to it. And this was done without a chalkboard, graphs, or a pointer.
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Boxcover for World's Luckiest Patient with 101 Nurses
World's Luckiest Patient with 101 Nurses

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/29/2001

Studio: Vivid

Starring: Kelsey Heart, Emily Jewel, Bobby Vitale, Ruby, Candy Vegas, Candy Hill, Leanni Lei, Solveig, Kim Eternity, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Inari Vachs, Jessica Jewel, Saki, Mia Smiles, Gabrielle, Phyllisha Anne, Candy Apples, India, Azlea, Erica, Sharon Mitchell, Cheyenne Silver, Mary Jane, Salena Del Rey, Deja Blew, Elle Devyne, Andy Lace, Blair, Vanessa, Teri Starr, Anita Cannibal, Fiero, Xtacee, Bobbi Bliss, Kitten, Ericka Lockett, Brazil, Envy, Gina Rome, Chennin Blanc, Maren Beautte, Alicia, Angela D'Angelo, C.J. Bennett, Peach, Ryan, Venus Milan, Violet Love, Kira, Porsha, Cherry, Angella Faith, Cumisha Amado, Elizabeth Starr, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Natasha Blake, Kenya, Pebbles, Serina Lewis, Randi Storm, Vivian Valentine, Ashley Anne, Cherry Lee, Nancy Vee, Kokoa, Amia More, Kurious, Tara, Charlene Aspen, Linda Storm, Tawny Ocean, Casey, Lauryl Canyon, Jeannie Pepper, Naughtia Childs, Jada, Misty Dawn, Shelbee Myne, Donita Dunes, Lari, Ivory Blaze, Dalny Marga, Caramel, Claudia D'Corazon, Tai, Barbie Bond, Rosy Rocket, Daejha Milan, Angela Cee, Laurel Legends, Zasu Knight, Holly Landers, Lena Ramon, Ariel Cassidine, Kristin, Tori Coca Flame, Emerald Star, Kala V., Cinna Bunz, Sinnamon Love
Directed by: Jim Malibu

Review brief: Starring: a whole bunch of chicks(Oh! And you thought I was gonna list them for you?) and Bobby Vitale Pros: 101 chicks(no, that's not a typo), finally a porn that can keep up with my fantasies, bonus scenes offer even more chicks, non-stop sex Cons: repeat viewing may distort your sense of reality so much that you purposely injure yourself so you can be sent to that hospital with all those pretty nurses that like to fuck, not quite sure what/where the behind the scene's segment is Must see moment: the whole damn thing The set-up: Bobby Vitale(from here on referred to as Lucky Bastard) is sent to a hospital filled with hot and horny nurses. The sex is broken up into several scenes that start in one of two ways: (1) Several nurses walk in on Lucky Bastard and proceed to have sex with him and each other (2)Lucky Bastard walks in on several nurses engaged in lesbian fun and proceeds to have sex with each of them while the others entertain themselves. Sometimes the scenes have all black chicks.
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Boxcover for Naughty College School Girls 6
Naughty College School Girls 6

Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 4/26/2001

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal, Tavalia Griffin, Amanda Rain, Kevin Long, Dillion Day, Voodoo, Mesha, Skylar Knight, Patrice MacKenzie
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: Starring: Tavalia Griffin, Skylar Knight, Mesha, Amanda Rain, Patrice MacKenzie, Erik Everhard, Dillion Day, Nacho Vidal, Voodoo, Kevin Long Pros: Skylar, pleated skirts, the women seem to enjoy themselves, extras have a scene with Jewel De Nyle masturbating Cons: interviews sometimes hard to hear, the DVD transfer could be better, the girls seem to try too hard to please the camera, slow down people has anybody heard of romance? Captivated by: Skylar Memorable quote: "Suck on my boom stick, baby" (I said 'memorable' not 'good') Features: 26 trailers (they were a bit tantalizing too), 10 interviews (Mariah's hot). The interviews are quite obviously taken from the Video Virgin's Gold series. I especially liked Jewel De Nyle's interview because afterwards they showed a raw-scene of her masturbating.
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Boxcover for Real Female Masturbation 3
Real Female Masturbation 3

Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/24/2001

Studio: New Machine

Starring: Cassie, Michelle, Angelina, Kelsie Chambers, Monica Lopez, Maria Madison
Directed by: Randy West

Review brief: Starring: Kelsie Chambers, Maria Madison, Michelle, Cassie, Monica Lopez, Angelina Pros: Chicks Masturbating!, Kelsie's rythmic motion, Monica's incredible looks and eagerness, the women seem comfortable Cons: self-indulgent porn (and I'm not talking about the chicks), guest appearances by Randy West's penis, Randy talks too damn much, low quality audio/video, does two sisters masturbating together count as incest?, who was that other person in the room?, menu music much louder than sound on movie Pop quiz hot shot: Suppose you are directing a porno of females masturbating. Do you think most people who would buy that type of movie care whether or not you get off? Do you think they would want to see shots of you stroking yourself? If you are a man and you answered 'no' to both of the above call up New Machine and tell them you want to direct. They could use someone like you.
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Boxcover for Pick Up Lines Premiere Edition
Pick Up Lines Premiere Edition

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001

Studio: Odyssey

Starring: Jill Kelly, Peter North, Ed Powers, Nyrobi Knight, Missy, Alex Sanders, Tabitha, Vince Vouyer, Stephanie Swift, Frank Towers, Alex Dane, Nicole Lace, Nancy Vee, Marine Cartier, Tatyana, Leanna Foxxx
Directed by: Tom Stone

Review brief: Starring: Jill Kelly, Missy, Alexis Dane, Nancy Vee, Nicole Lace, Tabitha, Leanna Foxx, Tatyana, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Peter North Pros: Scene with Jill and Missy, hypnotic feel, Nikole and ? look like they know how to do things Cons: WHERE THE FUCK IS STEPHANIE SWIFT!, ID of chicks could be better, Tatiana's total lack of enthusiasm, cut away to dog during sex scene, missile breasts Features: Bios for some, general previews of Rodney and Shane videos, Commercials, Slide Show (there's Stephanie) Although I had seen Pick Up Lines titles in the past this is the first one I purchased on DVD. In general I like the titles. They usually have good looking, lesser known chicks and an erotic feel to them. This one however was a bit dissapointing.
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Boxcover for She Squirts 2 (Digital Sin)
She Squirts 2 (Digital Sin)

Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: India, Jewel De'Nyle, Allysin Embers, Victoria Collins
Directed by: Andre Madness, Nic Andrews

Review brief: Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, India, Allysin Embers, Victoria Collins Pros: Chicks masturbating!, Jewel's fire, Victoria's breasts and spread legs Cons: was she squirting or pissing?, I found one of the women to be rather unattractive, Jewel's fire may start to soon, Jewel and India don't squirt, dildos that would make an elephant feel inadequate Like She Squirts 1, Each girl is given 20-25 minutes of time in which she pleasures herself with an assortment of weaponry(dildos). (Except Allysin. She is fingered by a hand that comes from a guy off-screen) Each girl talks to the camera while she masturbates. The camera is situated so that you see a closeup of her pussy but can also view her facial expressions(actually you see the pussy so close that you feel like a gynecologist). Allysin: I think she may have actually been an Albino. She did not seem to have any coloring to her. She talked dirty to the camera and had a man off- camera finger her until she squirted.
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Boxcover for Debbie Does Dallas '99
Debbie Does Dallas '99

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/24/2001

Studio: Vivid

Starring: Lovette, Mickey Lynn, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Toni James, Raina, Lexus Locklear
Directed by: Paul Thomas

Review brief: Starring: Lexus, Stephanie Swift, Lovette, Toni James, Mickey Lynn, Raina, Vince Voyeur, Jon Dough, Tony Tedeschi, Mr. Marcus Pros: Cheerleaders!!!, Cheerleaders with no underwear on, Lexus, Stepahnie Swift, the type of plot porn was made for, total nostalgic feel Cons: some of the women were not very attractive, couldn't tell if video quality was poor on purpose Plot: Debbie's(a cheerleader) car breaks down. Debbie wants a bus so her and her friends can have lesbian fun. Debbie and other cheerleaders decide to enter a strip contest. Debbie bets money on her basketball team and then her and her friends procede to fuck the opposing team so they have no energy to win the game.(And you thought I never paid attention to plots) (Did I mention cheerleaders?) 99 has a totally nostalgic feel to it. Guilty pleasure through and through. The music is so old school porn that ya actually like it. "My name is Debbie and these are my girls, we spread cheer all over the world"(c'mon folks, sing along).
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Boxcover for Real Sex Magazine 22
Real Sex Magazine 22

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/20/2001

Studio: Legend

Starring: Nick East, Mariah, Tera Patrick, Tony Montana, Lee, Precious, Kid Vegas
Directed by: William Witrock

Review brief: Starring: Brooke(aka Tera Patrick), Mariah, Lee, Precious, and some dudes Pros: Tera Patrick, Tera Patrick Masturbating!!!, chicks get all the attention, chicks enjoy themselves, no music to drown out the sound of women enjoying themselves Cons: very few features, violation of my the-ass- is-the-last-stop-on-the-cruise rule, tattoo on breast Overall: 'Real Sex' is appropriate to put in the title. Each scene starts with a mini interview and the director focusing the camera on the women's body parts. Then, with the exception of Tera Patrick, the girls each have sex(including anal) with a man, with minimal interference from the director. Upon first viewing I was awe-struck by Tera Patrick, but was not hugely impressed by the rest of the DVD. The reason being that I zoomed in on the imperfections of the women. However, with repeated viewing I started to realize just how good this DVD is. The girls are all natural, in good shape, and are eager to be pleased. You get the feeling that they are really enjoying the sex.
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Fuck You, Ass Whores 4

Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001

Studio: Metro

Starring: Sana Fey, Julian, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Taylor Moore, Angelica Sin, Chandler, Davia Ardell, Rich Handsome, Victoria Del Rio, Charlese LaMour
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: Starring: Chandler, Angelica Sin, Sana Fey, Taylor Moore, Davia Ardell, Charlese LaMour, Victoria Del Rio, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Tyce Bune, Rich Handsome Pros: Watching Chandler's eyes role back in her head when she cums, it is quite obvious that Chandler, Charlese, and Angelica are enjoying themselves(not to say the others do not) Cons: personally, I don't care much for the title, the women are often not captured at their best appearence(whether this is the fault of cameramen, director, make-up, lighting, or the women themselves can be left for you to decide), the non-erotic music is too loud and often takes away from the sexual heat, occasional video glitches. In a word: Mediocre Basic synopsis: Chicks all the stuff you expect from a regular porno and top it off by taking it in the ass then recieve their facial(except for the lesbian scene of course) Side note: At the beginning of the DVD the following words flash across the screen: 'She took the hole thing'.
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Cum Junkies 1 (Metro)

Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001

Studio: Metro

Starring: Misty Rain, Krista Maze, Christi Lake, Julie Rage, Cortknee, Amber, Violet Love, Angel Cummings, Veronica Caine

Review brief: Starring:Misty Rain, Barrett Moore, Julie Rage, Christi Lake, Violet Love, Amber, Krista Maze, Angel Cummings, Courtknee Pros: Misty Rain's ass, Misty Rain's playfullness, that brunette chick in the first scene, the birthday party scene was different than most porn(but more trivially interesting than stimulating) Cons: absolutely no identification of the girls, absolutely no extras(not even the lame extras that I don't even consider extras), a little too much limp dicks, some of the girls were rather unattractive, scenes seemed to be pulled out of a hat with only one requirement--facials(not that the facials had to be good) Memorable quote: "so like what's your stage name, Lotta Gizz?" Cum Junkies is quite obviously a compilation DVD although I would have liked to see a compilation more fitting to the title.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001

Studio: Metro

Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond

Review brief: Starring: Lene Hefner,Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Helena, Nikie St. Gilles, Sasha Vinni, Grace Harlow, Anna Romero Pros: drop dead gorgeous chicks, a masturbating chick, sex hungry chicks, chicks assuming uncomfortable positions just to get off, exotic scenery, director was able to show that women have beautiful body parts other than just tits, pussy and ass, some decent cum shots, and the music wasn't half bad either Cons: er...um...er..., Ok, well the fake fire effect in the last scene really got on my nerves, and I didn't really like seeing a chick with a punk rock hair do(but she was hardly seen) Plot: I really wasn't paying attention. I think it had something to do with a scent of love and..um.. people fucking. Must see moment: Just about every moment in the damn thing. The world of Zazel offers a visual feast. Bodies are painted like tigers, pussies like flowers, and women strap dildos on the heels of their boots. The best part is that this DVD reminds you how many beautiful body parts a woman has.
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Flesh Peddlers 3

Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001

Studio: Metro

Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Charlie, Vince Vouyer, Mark Anthony, Caroline Pierce, Salena Del Rey, Melanie Stone, Honey, Amber, Emilia
Directed by: Greg Alves

Review brief: Starring: Charlie, Dee, Melanie Stone, Amber, Salena Del Rey, Caroline Pierce, Emilia, Honey, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Mark Anthony Pros: Melanie Stone's ass, Dee's incredible blowjob, Charlie, a good scene with Melanie, Dee and Charlie Cons: Most of the women were not very appealing, most of the sex was rather boring With the exception of one scene I did not particularly enjoy this DVD. I was not drawn to the women either by looks or technique. In defense of the girls I think that other people involved could have contributed to not making them look good wether it be makeup lighting or directing. The sex did not seem to have any chemistry. It was not that the women looked like they disliked what they were doing. They just didn't give the impression that they enjoyed it. Sure they moved around and made sounds but they were highly repetive. One girl kepy saying "Oh Shi". I'm not sure what that meant. Maybe she thought she wasn't supposed to say 'shit' on camera.
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She Squirts (Digital Sin)

Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 1/9/2001

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Heaven Leigh, Lee, Stormy Dream, Justine Romee
Directed by: Nic Andrews

Review brief: Starring: Lee, Heaven Leigh, Justine Romee, Stormy Dream Pros: chicks masturbating!!! the chicks seem to be enjoying themselves. Cons: dildos that would make an elephant feel inadequate, only 2 of the 4 girls actually squirt and the cover girl isn't one of them Squirters: Justine and Stormy Captivated by: Heaven Each girl is given 20-25 minutes of time in which she pleasures herself with an assortment of weaponry(dildos).(Somehow this is how I imagine dumblonde on review day). Each girl talks to the camera while she masturbates. The camera is situated so that you see a closeup of her pussy but can also view her facial expressions(actually you see the pussy so close that you feel like a gynecologist). From the standpoint of a fan of female masturbation, I really enjoyed this DVD. I like to see and hear women enjoying themselves. Each girl does a good job taking you on a ride that begins with their desire and ends with their orgasm. Scenes start at a slow pace.
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Boxcover for Video Virgins Gold 7
Video Virgins Gold 7

Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 12/21/2000

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Lisa Belle, Natasha Blake, Melody Love, Bridgette Kerkove, Kiki Daire

Review brief: Starring: Bridgette Kerkove, Melody Love, Keki D'Aire, Natasha Blake, Lisa Belle, John Decker, Eric Price, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming Pros: Lisa Belle(damn good looking and nice boobies), Melody Love(cute), girls seem to enjoy themselves Cons: Gaping anal, too much tongue piercing, one scne is too mechanical, John's sounds after cumming, some dull moments The basic formula: Get some girls new to the business, get to know them, have them do a striptease, then watch them have sex. Melody/ John I kinda like Melody. She has a cute ass, but there is not much attention drawn to it. Unlike, Dirty Debutantes, Melody and the other girls seem to enjoy themselves and feel comfortable with what or who they are doing. Pretty much standard porn sex in this scene. Then John cums on her belly and looks it off himself(didn't care for that). But then he starts growling and saying 'fuck' alot for about a minute.
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North Pole 10

Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2000

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, J.J. Michaels, Carmen, Jewel De'Nyle, Melody Love, Vivienne, Teanna Kai, Candi Kiss, Oliver
Directed by: Peter North

Review brief: Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Melody Love, Carmen, Vivienne, Candi Kiss, Teanna Kai, Peter North, Chris Cannon, J.J. Michaels, Oliver Pros: Jewel and her enthusiasm, that shot of Melody taking off her shorts, playfullness between Melody and Leanna, teasing through shorts, scenic scene on a boat. Cons: wanted to skip one chick, another didn't do too much for me, action starts too fast, limp dick Must see moment: Peter gives Jewel the biggest cum dousing I have ever seen. First off: This DVD boasts to have Jewels first anal. I am starting to feel as though such a boast is a sure sign that you will be disappointed by the DVD in it's entirety. Jewel/ Peter Jewel and Peter are riding in a boat. The water is very blue and adds to the visual aspect of the DVD. There is a voice over for both Jewel and Peter. Jewel is thinking about how she wants it in the ass and Peter is thinking about how he wants to put it in her ass. This scene is pretty good because of the nice scenery, including Jewel, and Jewel's enthusiasm.
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Up and Cummers 16

Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2000

Studio: New Machine

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Umma, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Selena, April, Jenny
Directed by: Randy West

Review brief: Starring: Felecia, Dyanna Lauren, April, Jenny, Selena, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Brad Armstrong Pros: chicks masturbating, chicks were pretty good looking(if you could tell through the poor video quality, identification of girls, plenty of chapter stops Cons: piss poor video(can I say piss), Randy tells us about future projects, bad editing, Randy talking during the sex scenes Before the sex scenes begin we get to hear Randy West promote his new up-cumming series, Raw Sex. (Yeah, that's what people bought the DVD for. Mental note: avoid Raw Sex) April/Alex April is a cute little blond with a nice rack. Randy starts out interviewing her. She is from Ohio so they get in a little discussion about the Indians.(ZZZZZ.. uh..what?...sorry I dozed off for a second). Then April and Alex have sex in a variety of positions. The video sucks. Sometimes I see tracking lines(yes, I am reviewing a DVD) and the camera gets out of focus a few too many times.
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