Pick Up Lines Premiere Edition Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  3/29/2001

Starring: Jill Kelly, Missy, Alexis Dane, Nancy Vee, Nicole Lace, Tabitha, Leanna Foxx, Tatyana, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Peter North

Pros: Scene with Jill and Missy, hypnotic feel, Nikole and ? look like they know how to do things

Cons: WHERE THE FUCK IS STEPHANIE SWIFT!, ID of chicks could be better, Tatiana's total lack of enthusiasm, cut away to dog during sex scene, missile breasts

Features: Bios for some, general previews of Rodney and Shane videos, Commercials, Slide Show (there's Stephanie)

Although I had seen Pick Up Lines titles in the past this is the first one I purchased on DVD. In general I like the titles. They usually have good looking, lesser known chicks and an erotic feel to them. This one however was a bit dissapointing. I purchased it because I saw that Stephanie Swift was in it so I was incredibly dissappointed when all I saw was one picture of her in the slide show (good way to piss off a reviewer).

Scene 1: ? and ? (I think one is Alex Dane)
? and ? start in a pool and proceed to run around a nice house, tear off their clothes.

Tabitha/dude
Ok scene.

? and ? continued.
They proceed to engage in lesbian, double dildo using, strap on using, bead using sex. At one point the action is put on hiatus to show us a quick glimse of a dog (?)(I'm just glad I wasn't masturbating at the time. Otherwise I may have had to start therapy).

Jill/Missy/Vince
A pretty good scene that starts at a good slow pace (for porn of course). I especially liked when Vince took turns with the women standing against the wall. Jill touched herself while Missy took her turn. (Jill, why did ya get a boob job. I liked the little ones in this scene.)

Leanna/dude
I was really distracted by Leanna's boob job. they looked like missiles.

Leanna/Alex
I liked how Leanna would sometimes pull Alex out and taste her juices from his cock. (When I go to the therapist I should ask why that is such a turn on.) I was still distracted by the boob job though.

Tatianna/dude
Like many of the other scenes this starts with a dude trying to talk the chick into doing wome porn. This one was more tiresome though. blah blah blah...get on with it. They ride somewhere in an SUV then have sex in the back. I kinda liked this scene the first time, but when I watched it before writing the review I noticed one thing...Tatiana shows absolutely no enthusiasm. (Why did I not notice it the first time? I have a tendency to be distracted by shiny objects. And she is good looking) It was not that she looked like she hated it. She just didn't move much or make any sounds.

Nikole/?/Peter
A good scene in a nice house. I liked Nikole more the more I watched it.

Shelf Life: It has Stephanie Swift in it so I need to keep it...or wait...does it have Stephanie Swift in it?

Bottom Line: Where the hell is Stephanie Swift?