Up and Cummers 16 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  12/20/2000

Starring: Felecia, Dyanna Lauren, April, Jenny, Selena, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Brad Armstrong

Pros: chicks masturbating, chicks were pretty good looking(if you could tell through the poor video quality, identification of girls, plenty of chapter stops

Cons: piss poor video(can I say piss), Randy tells us about future projects, bad editing, Randy talking during the sex scenes

Before the sex scenes begin we get to hear Randy West promote his new up-cumming series, Raw Sex. (Yeah, that's what people bought the DVD for. Mental note: avoid Raw Sex)

April/Alex
April is a cute little blond with a nice rack. Randy starts out interviewing her. She is from Ohio so they get in a little discussion about the Indians.(ZZZZZ.. uh..what?...sorry I dozed off for a second). Then April and Alex have sex in a variety of positions. The video sucks. Sometimes I see tracking lines(yes, I am reviewing a DVD) and the camera gets out of focus a few too many times. And sometimes the screen turns black and we go to another track(They could have at least put words on the black screen...Meanwhile, back at the ranch). April is quite a firecracker(yes, I actually am using Randy's word for her). She seems to enjoy herself, bites the blankets, giggles, squeals. Which is good. A little variety is nice. But unfortunately she says 'Oh my God' alot(Ladies, How exactly did that start? Why must so many women say that. Do ya think along time ago cave women were sitting around talking sex. An one woman said, 'my man likes it when I say 'oh my God' during sex'. An the others thought that sounded good and they just ran with it).....and meanwhile back at the review...

Selena/Randy
This scene starts by showing Selena going packing her bags so that we can see her long legs and nice ass(actually, she was packing her bags so she could get off the set). Then she pulls out a copy of AVN News and starts masturbating. Unfortunately she is interrupted by Randy and they start talking(blah, blah, blah). Then they have sex and Randy cums inside of her.

Dyanna/ Felecia
This scene kinda starts good. We get to see Dyanna and Felecia's legs and ass from the rear as they hike up their skirts. Then they sit on the couch and start touching themselves(Cool). Then they go upstairs and start touching themselves. Then they engage in lesbian sex with tongues, fingers, toys and a stapr on. Then Brad comes in and has sex with Dyanna as Felecia. I would have probaby been more enthused if the video didn't suck harder than Dyanna. No offense to Dyanna. Brad cums in Dyanna's mouth and she lets the cum drip from her mouth onto his cock. I liked that just cause it was a bit different.

Randy tells us that the scene we just saw was a teaser for his Raw Sex series.(Terrible video and all, Randy?)

Jenny
Jenny does a striptease to some terrible music. Then she mastrubates. Thankfully the music stops. I like chicks masturbating so I liked this scene, but it did seem a bit rehearsed.

Shelf life: Maybe til I get another DVD with Dyanna in it.

Bottom Line: If sometimes you find yourself longing for the feeling of renting a VHS that has been rented out a hundred times then this is definitely the DVD for you. But, if you like quality, get something else. I would probably not be so harsh if each DVD contained 2 or 3 of the Up and Cummers series on DVD. If you are paying anywhere near 20 bucks for this DVD then all the company sees on your face is 'SUCKER'.