Cum Junkies 1 (Metro) Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  1/25/2001

Starring:Misty Rain, Barrett Moore, Julie Rage, Christi Lake, Violet Love, Amber, Krista Maze, Angel Cummings, Courtknee

Pros: Misty Rain's ass, Misty Rain's playfullness, that brunette chick in the first scene, the birthday party scene was different than most porn(but more trivially interesting than stimulating)

Cons: absolutely no identification of the girls, absolutely no extras(not even the lame extras that I don't even consider extras), a little too much limp dicks, some of the girls were rather unattractive, scenes seemed to be pulled out of a hat with only one requirement--facials(not that the facials had to be good)

Memorable quote: "so like what's your stage name, Lotta Gizz?"

Cum Junkies is quite obviously a compilation DVD although I would have liked to see a compilation more fitting to the title. In some cases the girls, if truely cum junkies, had to go home a little dissappointed cause they weren't getting sprayed with much.

You pop the DVD in and the first thing you see is a menu that gives you only one option...Play Movie (kinda like the menu at the Billy Goat Tavern..Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger). When you hit play you see the title and immediately see the first scene.

Scene 1 consists of a pretty fine looking brunette chick and a dude who looks familiar (remember the DVD revealed no identification). The scene starts right in the middle of a blowjob occurring in what looks to be a park. (DAMN! I do like the brunette chick.) They go on to do pretty much standard sex scene material. Not a bad scene though especially if ya just keep your eyes fixed on the brunette.

Scenes 2 and 3 both appeared to be taken from Blowjob Fantasies movies. They were not bad but I am sure that could have been better ones to choose.

Scene 4 was taken from some movie with a plot. Misty Rain plays a pornstar/dancer(what a stretch) who has sex with 2 dorky guys making bad jokes(it was almost as if they weren't acting). I enjoyed this scene somewhat just because the magnificence of Misty's ass pretty much drowns out everything else.

Scene 5 Misty's Birthday Party. (YIPEE I get to see the ass some more). This scene is kinda different from most other scenes in porn. It doesn't seem very rehearsed, but of course the fact that camera's were there kinda implies they thought sex would happen. Other than the fact that Misty is bouncing around the room taking off her clothes, the party looks almost boring with boring music in the background. But one by one many of the guests start to participate in the sex, including Krista Maze. Four girls and 3 guys hook up in one way or another while other guests sit, sip drinks, and watch, including Felecia(must not have had contract approval to join in). Of course, being that it is her b-day, Misty gets all the cum shots.

Scene 6 starts with a brunette with a nice petite frame and a hairy guy. Later her older roomate joins in. At one point the roomate has a penis and 2 long dildos in her pussy. I was kinda scared. It looked like tentacles were reaching out from inside her.

Scene 7 two guys and a girl.

Shelf-life: not long

Bottom line: If you see it in a bargain bin you may want to pick it up, especially if you like Misty Rain's ass as much as I do. But, the lackluster effort put into the release of this DVD deserves no more than bargain bin.