Fuck You, Ass Whores 4 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  2/13/2001

Starring: Chandler, Angelica Sin, Sana Fey, Taylor Moore, Davia Ardell, Charlese LaMour, Victoria Del Rio,
Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Tyce Bune, Rich Handsome

Pros: Watching Chandler's eyes role back in her head when she cums, it is quite obvious that Chandler, Charlese, and Angelica are enjoying themselves(not to say the others do not)

Cons: personally, I don't care much for the title, the women are often not captured at their best appearence(whether this is the fault of cameramen, director, make-up, lighting, or the women themselves can be left for you to decide), the non-erotic music is too loud and often takes away from the sexual heat, occasional video glitches.

In a word: Mediocre

Basic synopsis: Chicks all the stuff you expect from a regular porno and top it off by taking it in the ass then recieve their facial(except for the lesbian scene of course)

Side note: At the beginning of the DVD the following words flash across the screen: 'She took the hole thing'. Is this a sign of low production standards(no proof reading) or just a lousy play on words? You decide.(Hey! I know I mispell frequently, but I anin't charging the reader for the review. Either that or I'm just not getting the check.)

I found this DVD to be so mediocre. And that was possibly its biggest fault. None of the women, at least as far as they were captured on film, came really close to captivating me. But on the other hand I did not feel the need to look away. There was some good sexual intensity, but the loud boring music took away from it. The sex scenes were essentially to long given the amount of intensity that I was feeling as the viewer. Given, it was the repetitive music that most made me want the scene to end. It has taken me awhile to actually sit down and write this review, mostly because I had such a hard time sitting through more than one scene at a time. And also because I was not highly inspired to say anything exceptionally positive or negative.(But of course here I am now writing a whole paragraph on its mediocrity).

Scene 1: Chandler and Vince
I consider myself a Chandler fan for 2 reasons. First, her look(especially her ass). Second, her orgasms. In this DVD I did get to enjoy her orgasms, but unfortunately she was not looking her best(no tan, a tad bit overweight).

Scene 2: Sana Fey and Marc
Haters of fake boobs should be wary of this one. And I really did not like the thick eyeliner she was wearing.

Scene 3: Taylor and Charlese
Taylor has a unique look to her with her braided hair, dark complexion, and fairly nice ass. Charles wiggles nicely when she's having fun. Anal sex is doe with thin vibrators.

Scene 4: Davia and Julian
Davia struggles to handle the Julian's rod.

Scene 5: Taylor and Tyce

Scene 6: Angelica, Marc and Rich
Arguably the best scene. Angelica gives an enthusiastic performance. Double penetration.

Shelf-life: If it vanished I would not miss it.

Bottom line: Mediocre. You may ask why I gave a mediocre DVD a 2 rather than 2.5. Well, the level of mediocrity throughout just bugged me. Vast improvement could have been done by lowering the volume of the music.