Fuck You, Ass Whores 4 Review

Reviewed by Boouky  on  6/30/2005

The last Metro title I ever bought, and from the look of things, it'll stay that way. It's a shame that Metro doesn't seem to put any major effort into their DVDs, since they've had a decent crop of starlets work for them over the years. Oh well, here we go.

Video: It's clear for the most part, and you do get to see naked people. That's about all I can think of that's positive. The lighting is quite bad in some scenes due to them being outside and the watermark is really annoying. We get it, this is a Metro title! The camerawork is actually decent enough, but that should be a no-brainer in itself. In the end, it's simply the overall quality in the production that disappoints the most.

Audio: You can hear everyone well enough, and there are a couple of juicy parts (Davia's BJ on Julian for instance), but the movie itself is mainly a soundtrack of generic feel-good porno music. It doesn't distract that much, and sometimes it's better than simply listening to people scream and moan constantly.

Sex: This was a problem from the beginning. It's not so much the look of the starlets as it was the camera's view of them. Did we really need to notice all the makeup and acne? There are ways to hide that, you know. It screams bad quality, and the choice to use condoms did not help matters either. For the most part, the ladies put on a half decent show, and there were a couple of bright spots, for me at least. I like Sana Fey (even though she looks like a clown with all that cake on), and her scene was actually stimulating, as was Davia's, as she gave one of the better BJs I've ever seen. Well, that's a plus! There was an effort here on the part of those in front of the camera at least, and that does say something.

Extras: A photo gallery, and the disc is double sided, with the movie on one, and DVD trailers on the other. There are some very good studios out there who don't even put trailers on their DVDs, much less an entire side of one. Hint, hint!

Overall: The cover convinced me to buy the title, and it wasn't misleading, it just wasn't that good of a movie to begin with. Rent it if I've somehow convinced you that it might be worth a look.