Reviews of Tommy Pistol Movies with Trailers (420 - page 9)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Dana DeArmond, Dane Cross, Brian Street Team, Kleio Valentien, Jessie Lee [I], Skin Diamond, Kelly Chaos
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/28/2011
Previews: Previews
Kung Fu Pussy review summaries:
The D-Man's
Its martial arts inspired fists of furious fucking in this offering from Burning Angel, with three tattooed hotties taking on the evil James Deen. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2011:
Its martial arts inspired fists of furious fucking in this offering from Burning Angel, with three tattooed hotties taking on the evil James Deen. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Wagner, Monique Alexander, Sunny Leone, Will Powers, Tommy Pistol, Breanne Benson, Ryan McLane, Sienna Milano, Bruce Venture
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Release date: 9/19/2011
Previews: Previews
Lies: Diary of an Escort review summaries:
fu_q's
"Lies: Diary of an Escort" is a very good production from director Sunny Leone and her production company, Sun Lust, that features Breanne Benson as an escort who, like a moth to the flame, is ultimately burned by the double-edged sword that is her double-life. [read the full review]
review from 10/13/2011:
"Lies: Diary of an Escort" is a very good production from director Sunny Leone and her production company, Sun Lust, that features Breanne Benson as an escort who, like a moth to the flame, is ultimately burned by the double-edged sword that is her double-life. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Sinn Sage, Annie Cruz, Tommy Pistol, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Ethan Hunt, Sparky Sin Claire, Xander Corvus, Ash Hollywood, Skin Diamond
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Bobbi Starr
Release date: 9/19/2011
Previews: Previews
Shut Up and Fuck (Evil Angel) review summaries:
The D-Man's
A release emanating from the filthy mind of multi-Award winning performer Bobbi Starr, we see couples engaging is raw, passionate hardcore action. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2011:
A release emanating from the filthy mind of multi-Award winning performer Bobbi Starr, we see couples engaging is raw, passionate hardcore action. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Darla Crane, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar, Jay Crew, Alec Knight, Johnny Fender, Danny Mountain, Tommy Pistol, Alex Gonz, Eric Swiss, Eric John, Zoey Holloway, Bill Bailey, Jessie Andrews, Mike Fromme
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Graham Travis
Release date: 8/26/2011
Previews: Previews
Portrait of a Call Girl review summaries:
All reviews of Portrait of a Call Girl
astroknight's
This is an amazing feature. From the writing to the camera work to the performances, both sexual and non-sexual, this release amazed me. Jessie Andrews turns in the performance of a lifetime, and had me in awe from start to finish. Add in fantastic technical aspects and good effort towards the extras, and this easily comes out as one of the best releases of 2011. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2011:
This is an amazing feature. From the writing to the camera work to the performances, both sexual and non-sexual, this release amazed me. Jessie Andrews turns in the performance of a lifetime, and had me in awe from start to finish. Add in fantastic technical aspects and good effort towards the extras, and this easily comes out as one of the best releases of 2011. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Elegant Angel presents a different scenario for them, a full length feature film that stars Jessie Andrews as Elle, a call girl who is trying to find herself. Just from the opening credits with the dark and brooding music, one could tell that this was going to be an emotional and realistic film. Directed by Graham Travis, Jessie is at her best in this one. Her acting is top of the line and she might have a future in mainstream. She conveys innocence, yet a maturity beyond her years, having been a call girl since a young age. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2011:
Elegant Angel presents a different scenario for them, a full length feature film that stars Jessie Andrews as Elle, a call girl who is trying to find herself. Just from the opening credits with the dark and brooding music, one could tell that this was going to be an emotional and realistic film. Directed by Graham Travis, Jessie is at her best in this one. Her acting is top of the line and she might have a future in mainstream. She conveys innocence, yet a maturity beyond her years, having been a call girl since a young age. [read the full review]
fu_q's
"Portrait of a Call Girl" is an exceptional feature from Graham Travis and Elegant Angel that tells the tale of a call girl played by Jessie Andrews. In what may well be a career-making role for Jessie, this release is really something quite unique in the world of adult films. Not only is the plot realistic--and complex--it also successfully conveys a variety of moods and emotional scenarios that play out seamlessly in heading toward its ultimate goals. Jessie plays her part to perfection--with a certain innocence and decency that also mask a far more troubled interior--and she delivers intensely in a sexual sense, as well. By all accounts, this is something special--in a very good way. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2011:
"Portrait of a Call Girl" is an exceptional feature from Graham Travis and Elegant Angel that tells the tale of a call girl played by Jessie Andrews. In what may well be a career-making role for Jessie, this release is really something quite unique in the world of adult films. Not only is the plot realistic--and complex--it also successfully conveys a variety of moods and emotional scenarios that play out seamlessly in heading toward its ultimate goals. Jessie plays her part to perfection--with a certain innocence and decency that also mask a far more troubled interior--and she delivers intensely in a sexual sense, as well. By all accounts, this is something special--in a very good way. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Nikki Charm, Tommy Pistol, Misty Stone, Bill Bailey, Lily LaBeau, Chanel Preston, Jessie Andrews
Studio: Pleasure Dynasty
Directed by: General Stone
Release date: 7/29/2011
Previews: Previews
Taxi Driver: A Porn Parody review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Here we have a porn take on the classic Martin Scorcese film Taxi Driver which you might not think immediately screams parody but trust me they treat the original source material with care only making a few slight alterations but keeping the story moving smoothly along. The sex is good with a couple of the scenes already made for porn- the cab scene to start the movie and later on the cheating wife who fucks the black man. You add in an underage prostitute played here by Jessie Andrews and you have another scene plus the scene in the porn theater that Travis goes into and finally Travis and Betsy come together as they do in the original movie but here do a bit more than make eyes at each other before the fade out. Lots of nods to the movie can be spotted throughout this production from the music to the costumes and the dialogue as well. A strong recommendation for purchase if you liked the original version. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2012:
Here we have a porn take on the classic Martin Scorcese film Taxi Driver which you might not think immediately screams parody but trust me they treat the original source material with care only making a few slight alterations but keeping the story moving smoothly along. The sex is good with a couple of the scenes already made for porn- the cab scene to start the movie and later on the cheating wife who fucks the black man. You add in an underage prostitute played here by Jessie Andrews and you have another scene plus the scene in the porn theater that Travis goes into and finally Travis and Betsy come together as they do in the original movie but here do a bit more than make eyes at each other before the fade out. Lots of nods to the movie can be spotted throughout this production from the music to the costumes and the dialogue as well. A strong recommendation for purchase if you liked the original version. [read the full review]
fu_q's
"Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody" is an exceptional feature from director General Stone and Pleasure Dynasty Films that, of course, parodies the mainstream classic of the same title. In this feature, Tommy Pistol takes on the role of a cab driver who becomes exceedingly disenchanted with the corruption that he finds in the world around himself. This unease grows and festers in him until, ultimately, he has no choice but to take matters into his own hands in a decidedly bloody way. Despite the dreary--though very well orchestrated--subject matter, this one still manages to dish out the steamy sex...which is an essential element in any adult film. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2011:
"Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody" is an exceptional feature from director General Stone and Pleasure Dynasty Films that, of course, parodies the mainstream classic of the same title. In this feature, Tommy Pistol takes on the role of a cab driver who becomes exceedingly disenchanted with the corruption that he finds in the world around himself. This unease grows and festers in him until, ultimately, he has no choice but to take matters into his own hands in a decidedly bloody way. Despite the dreary--though very well orchestrated--subject matter, this one still manages to dish out the steamy sex...which is an essential element in any adult film. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Tommy Pistol, Rocco Reed, Gracie Glam, Brandy Aniston, Lexi Swallow, Skin Diamond
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Nate Liquor
Release date: 4/26/2011
Previews: Previews
Gallery For Sex review summaries:
The D-Man's
Kimberly Kane is a horny curator that gives Tommy Pistol a special tour of her gallery, wherein the sexy ladies portrayed therein seem to come to life (i.e. the still frame changes into a live scene). [read the full review]
review from 7/29/2011:
Kimberly Kane is a horny curator that gives Tommy Pistol a special tour of her gallery, wherein the sexy ladies portrayed therein seem to come to life (i.e. the still frame changes into a live scene). [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Jackie Daniels, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol, Dane Cross, Kristina Rose, Sarah Vandella, London Keyes, Krissy Lynn, Tori Lux
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Nate Liquor
Release date: 10/12/2010
Previews: Previews
Official Survivor XXX Parody review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Survivor has always been ripe to have a porn parody made of it and the time is now. I mean, bikini clad babes running around an island just screams porn, doesn’t it? Well, 3rd Degree has come out with this title which features Kristina Rose, Sara Sloane and London Keyes. Parodies are getting played out but this one should be interesting. [read the full review]
review from 12/6/2010:
Survivor has always been ripe to have a porn parody made of it and the time is now. I mean, bikini clad babes running around an island just screams porn, doesn’t it? Well, 3rd Degree has come out with this title which features Kristina Rose, Sara Sloane and London Keyes. Parodies are getting played out but this one should be interesting. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Tommy Pistol, Derrick Pierce, Dane Cross, Rocco Reed, Kagney Linn Karter, Sarah Shevon, Sea J. Raw, Tori Lux
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Nate Liquor
Release date: 9/14/2010
Previews: Previews
Down Town Girls 2 review summaries:
The D-Man's
Theses ladies know how to finds their kicks...downtown. Speaking of down, these horny hotties show they can go down and get down and dirty and dirty with the best of them. [read the full review]
review from 11/6/2010:
Theses ladies know how to finds their kicks...downtown. Speaking of down, these horny hotties show they can go down and get down and dirty and dirty with the best of them. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brittany Andrews, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kayla Paige, Danny Mountain, Tommy Pistol, Bobbi Starr, Ralph Long, Coco Velvett, Zoe Voss
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers
Release date: 8/30/2010
Previews: Previews
Sex & The City: The Original XXX Parody (New Sensations) review summaries:
Jim Kirk's
This parody actually is pretty hot, the characters match the original cast pretty well and the sex is a pretty good combination of FM, FFM and one FFFF to wrap it up. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2011:
This parody actually is pretty hot, the characters match the original cast pretty well and the sex is a pretty good combination of FM, FFM and one FFFF to wrap it up. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Sabrina Sparx, Alex Gonz, Pinky Lee, Dane Cross, Jade Jolie, Nico Elise, Mina Leigh, Cali Nova
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/23/2008
Previews: Previews
Rock & Roll in my Butthole review summaries:
DAF1740's
Joanna Angel and a the Burning Angel girls in a whole lotta (anal) lovin'. [read the full review]
review from 12/22/2008:
Joanna Angel and a the Burning Angel girls in a whole lotta (anal) lovin'. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Backdoor boinked Burning Angel babes . There ya go . Yup, its all anal , all the time for these tatted temptresses . Must see dvd for thems' who love anal and Kat Von D.-esque babes . [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2008:
Backdoor boinked Burning Angel babes . There ya go . Yup, its all anal , all the time for these tatted temptresses . Must see dvd for thems' who love anal and Kat Von D.-esque babes . [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, January Darling
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 1/31/2008
Previews: Previews
Not Another Porn Movie (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
barrettman's
The comedic stylings of multi-talented Joanna Angel are on full display here . A dead-nails on spoof of the inanity of the porn biz . Oh, and there's even here sex too, lol . Anal lovin' ? Duh, it's a Joanna Angel flick . Great & funny extras to boot . Highly recommended . [read the full review]
review from 2/29/2008:
The comedic stylings of multi-talented Joanna Angel are on full display here . A dead-nails on spoof of the inanity of the porn biz . Oh, and there's even here sex too, lol . Anal lovin' ? Duh, it's a Joanna Angel flick . Great & funny extras to boot . Highly recommended . [read the full review]
Bad Luck Betties, The review summaries:
Zorge's
Bad Luck Betties is a very entertaining film from Winkytiki, with a vibe that builds off of his earlier Rebelle Rousers (Kimberly Kane even makes a cameo here as her character from that movie.) The style has a very rockabilly, b-movie feel, with great effects meticulously pieced together by the director. The outfits and set-ups here work tremendously and make for a really fun vibe. On top of it, the original soundtrack perfectly fits the movie. There's just enough story to follow and keep things intriguing, but it never gets overburdened with details. [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2008:
Bad Luck Betties is a very entertaining film from Winkytiki, with a vibe that builds off of his earlier Rebelle Rousers (Kimberly Kane even makes a cameo here as her character from that movie.) The style has a very rockabilly, b-movie feel, with great effects meticulously pieced together by the director. The outfits and set-ups here work tremendously and make for a really fun vibe. On top of it, the original soundtrack perfectly fits the movie. There's just enough story to follow and keep things intriguing, but it never gets overburdened with details. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mary Jane, Cassidey, Monique Alexander, James Deen, Justin Syder, Tommy Pistol, Alex Gonz, Charlotte Stokely, Julius Ceazher, Pixie Pearl, Dana DeArmond, Icarus Corpse, Melodie Gore, Stoya
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Eon McKai
Release date: 8/7/2007
Previews: Previews
Debbie Loves Dallas review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
Debbie Loves Dallas does what other doesladen (yep, made-up word) Debbie remakes couldn't, or rather, wouldn't. Ok, so here, Debbie comes face to face with that Eon McKai character (2006 AVN award winner), no stranger to deconstructing adult film's most treasured franchises. Shot for cable television series Debbie Does Dallas Again, Eon fought to bring us the ultimate porno melting pot - an ensemble cast that's the who's who of porn's alt, proper and past, a completely fresh take on a classic adult film, and the cynical humor that we've come to expect from him. So, now Debbie's crushing on the synth-pop sensation Dallas, trying to hook up with the lead singer, and...confused? I bet...well, get used to it because this summer's hottest, feel-good, date movie is not being shown at the multiplex - you're looking at it! Oh, and we suggest screening it with mixed company. [read the full review]
review from 4/25/2016:
Debbie Loves Dallas does what other doesladen (yep, made-up word) Debbie remakes couldn't, or rather, wouldn't. Ok, so here, Debbie comes face to face with that Eon McKai character (2006 AVN award winner), no stranger to deconstructing adult film's most treasured franchises. Shot for cable television series Debbie Does Dallas Again, Eon fought to bring us the ultimate porno melting pot - an ensemble cast that's the who's who of porn's alt, proper and past, a completely fresh take on a classic adult film, and the cynical humor that we've come to expect from him. So, now Debbie's crushing on the synth-pop sensation Dallas, trying to hook up with the lead singer, and...confused? I bet...well, get used to it because this summer's hottest, feel-good, date movie is not being shown at the multiplex - you're looking at it! Oh, and we suggest screening it with mixed company. [read the full review]
Tristram's
A remake of Debbie does Dallas that's really not a remake; instead of being about cheerleaders it's about groupies and instead of taking place in Dallas there's a band called Dallas. What this means is that in this movie the girls quite literally get to do Dallas. It features decent sex of the alt variety, and looks good in terms of style, but the story parts of it unfortunately suffer from misplaced attempts at irony and off-kilter dialogue that's supposed to be funny but really is just a pain to sit through. [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2007:
A remake of Debbie does Dallas that's really not a remake; instead of being about cheerleaders it's about groupies and instead of taking place in Dallas there's a band called Dallas. What this means is that in this movie the girls quite literally get to do Dallas. It features decent sex of the alt variety, and looks good in terms of style, but the story parts of it unfortunately suffer from misplaced attempts at irony and off-kilter dialogue that's supposed to be funny but really is just a pain to sit through. [read the full review]
Porny Monster review summaries:
DAF1740's
It's Party Monster, porn-style, as we witness the rise and fall of Joanna Angel wannabe Chapel Waste. We get some good sex, but an even greater plot with lots of humor and creativity. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2009:
It's Party Monster, porn-style, as we witness the rise and fall of Joanna Angel wannabe Chapel Waste. We get some good sex, but an even greater plot with lots of humor and creativity. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Ostensibly a porn re-imagining of the creepy Macauley Culkin vehicle, 'Party Monster', Joanna Angel and her Burning Angel minions merge fun, freaky shit, & hard-ass sex into this concoction. [read the full review]
review from 3/23/2007:
Ostensibly a porn re-imagining of the creepy Macauley Culkin vehicle, 'Party Monster', Joanna Angel and her Burning Angel minions merge fun, freaky shit, & hard-ass sex into this concoction. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 10/16/2006
Previews: Previews
XXXorcist, The (Burning Angel) review summaries:
Daigoro's
The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds. [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2006:
The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Avy Lee Roth, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Adrianna Nicole
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/5/2006
Previews: Previews
Cum on My Tattoo 2 review summaries:
ems_guy's
Here we have an exceptional release from the fine folks over at Burning Angel. I for one, embrace the Alt Porn movement, and I enjoy seeing ladies that have different qualities than your normal porn star. I think that Tattoos and Piercings are a sexy complement to the female body. This release which is entitled "Cum On My Tattoo 2" includes the sexy ladies that have various tattoos and piercings, that have hot sex and receive a nice cumshot to one of their numerous tattoos. Also all of the girls in this film have a natural rack, which I find is starting to become a rarity upon todays female talent. [read the full review]
review from 6/12/2007:
Here we have an exceptional release from the fine folks over at Burning Angel. I for one, embrace the Alt Porn movement, and I enjoy seeing ladies that have different qualities than your normal porn star. I think that Tattoos and Piercings are a sexy complement to the female body. This release which is entitled "Cum On My Tattoo 2" includes the sexy ladies that have various tattoos and piercings, that have hot sex and receive a nice cumshot to one of their numerous tattoos. Also all of the girls in this film have a natural rack, which I find is starting to become a rarity upon todays female talent. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Rob Rotten, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 5/29/2006
Previews: Previews
Cum on My Tattoo review summaries:
Crucifixio Jones'
Cum On My Tattoo Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg) I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance. [read the full review]
review from 6/15/2006:
Cum On My Tattoo Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg) I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance. [read the full review]
Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously. [read the full review]
review from 4/26/2006:
Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 3/6/2006
Previews: Previews
Re-Penetrator review summaries:
skronker's
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2006:
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2006:
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
Neu Wave Hookers review summaries:
All reviews of Neu Wave Hookers
classix comment's
Eon McKai has developed an interesting niche market in so-called Alt- Porn, but I'm not sure is his movies are developed enough creatively to really stand as the artistic pieces they claim to be. [read the full review]
review from 1/27/2008:
Eon McKai has developed an interesting niche market in so-called Alt- Porn, but I'm not sure is his movies are developed enough creatively to really stand as the artistic pieces they claim to be. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2006:
Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud. [read the full review]
skronker's
Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom. [read the full review]
review from 1/31/2006:
Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom. [read the full review]
Joanna's Angels review summaries:
skronker's
FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL sinema reviews by skronker Wassup with this alt-porn business anyway? Over the past few months, there's been a growing buzz about the genre -- mostly generated by LA art-school grad Eon McKai, whose Kill Girl Kill series injects a dose of underground style into the ol' in-'n'-out. My enthusiasm for McKai has dampened a bit since he apparently got through college without learning how to spell, and gets more mileage from the excellent design folks he hires to work on his title sequences and DVD packaging than he does from actually being a great shooter, but I still think his movies offer something a little different. I was way more impressed with what his "protege," Joanna Angel, came up with for her VCA debut. With Joanna's Angels, New York-based scenemaker claims the form for her own. [read the full review]
review from 10/19/2005:
FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL sinema reviews by skronker Wassup with this alt-porn business anyway? Over the past few months, there's been a growing buzz about the genre -- mostly generated by LA art-school grad Eon McKai, whose Kill Girl Kill series injects a dose of underground style into the ol' in-'n'-out. My enthusiasm for McKai has dampened a bit since he apparently got through college without learning how to spell, and gets more mileage from the excellent design folks he hires to work on his title sequences and DVD packaging than he does from actually being a great shooter, but I still think his movies offer something a little different. I was way more impressed with what his "protege," Joanna Angel, came up with for her VCA debut. With Joanna's Angels, New York-based scenemaker claims the form for her own. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
For those who don't know who she is, Joanna Angel is known for burningangel.com which is popular indie porn site similar to suicidegirls.com. Of course, some people think of indie porn as girls with a bunch of tattoos which cover up the fact that they're really not that attractive even without the ink. Joanna is a stunning girl though and one that I look forward to seeing on video. Think a raven haired Sarah Michelle Gellar with beautiful boobs and some generous tattoos on her arms. Joanna's Angels is a fun campy spoof of the Charlie's Angels series. Joanna is the head angel with two protegees who don't do much of anything other than listen to Joanna's stories. Her enemy (a la Demi Moore) is a delicious Katrina Kraven. Katrina has brainwashed Tommy Pistol who steals the scene whenever he shows up as a raving lunatic. The sex was hardcore but I didn't find the other girls that attractive. The best scenes both involve Joanna in them. [read the full review]
review from 10/17/2005:
For those who don't know who she is, Joanna Angel is known for burningangel.com which is popular indie porn site similar to suicidegirls.com. Of course, some people think of indie porn as girls with a bunch of tattoos which cover up the fact that they're really not that attractive even without the ink. Joanna is a stunning girl though and one that I look forward to seeing on video. Think a raven haired Sarah Michelle Gellar with beautiful boobs and some generous tattoos on her arms. Joanna's Angels is a fun campy spoof of the Charlie's Angels series. Joanna is the head angel with two protegees who don't do much of anything other than listen to Joanna's stories. Her enemy (a la Demi Moore) is a delicious Katrina Kraven. Katrina has brainwashed Tommy Pistol who steals the scene whenever he shows up as a raving lunatic. The sex was hardcore but I didn't find the other girls that attractive. The best scenes both involve Joanna in them. [read the full review]