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Studio: VCA
Category: Alt-Porn
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Starring: Alec Knight, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Lystra, Pixie Pearl, Chapel Waste, Whisky, Jade Jolie
Released on: 1/10/2007
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Synopsis
Ostensibly a porn re-imagining of the creepy Macauley
Culkin vehicle, 'Party Monster', Joanna Angel and her
Burning Angel minions merge fun, freaky shit, & hard-
ass sex into this concoction .
Chapel Waste, looking very 'Tank Girl-esque' here, is
determined to mold herself into an Joanna disciple .
What ensues is a series of lessons/public sex scenes,
usually in noisy-ass techno clubs, or bath(ewww)rooms.
Ultimately Chapel, aka the Monster, & mentor Joanna
engage in a sort of sexual competition, or shootout,
if you will.... various 3 somes with others & finally,
each other, all leading to a frenzied climax(
literally).
Who wins/is left standing ?
Mmmmm, wouldnt be right to say...some mystery is good.
What I Liked
The sex.
Yeah, lots of intensity/energy througout.
Chapel appears to literally evolve into a
sex/come/weenie fiend as the story unfolds...nice .
Joanna, of course, rarely if ever mails it in...and
her fucking here is much enjoyed...esp. her rooftop
boinkage w/ BF James Deen.
What I Disliked
The various public/nightclub sex scenes are hot BUT...
the NOISE, oy vey .
And the 'DJ dude' , geez, I wanted to kick him in the
teeth. Badly !
Joanna, couldn't you've played some chill trance or
ambient music(muzak ?) instead ?
Y'know, maybe some Eno's 'Taking Tiger Mountain By
Strategy...ooh, or 'Music for Airports' !? Anyways.
Another beef...WTF ? Does ALL 'alt-porn' HAVE to be
dark, err.... lighting wise ???
Take the roof boink for example...hot-as-fuck sex, Deen
& Angel fuck the lights out...umm, literally .
Too GD dark, yeah yeah yeah, I know 'realism'...a big
ol' klieg light woulda spoiled the feel/vibe of the
scene, but geez man, ah well.
DVD Quality
I may question the 'dark' factor thats here, but no
question the street/club/roof et al. shot locales was
very cool .
Very good extras here as well, in fact, there's a 2nd
disk devoted just to various extra bits...you can tell
just how psyched Joanna was to make this flick, and the
extra expository details are nice to hear .
Overall Thoughts
If in fact this is/was Joanna's swan song with
Hustler/Vca, she goes out in top form .
The story elements are solid, & provide a good
foundation for the numerous and frenzied fuck scenes
that follow/ensue .
Fans of helium chested, barbie-doll lookin' ingenues
best skip this disk...anyone else lookin' for a flavor
of a unique taste will enjoy & appreciate this effort.
peace, barrettman .
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