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Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock
Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tony T., Mark Wood, Katie Morgan, Anna Mills, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Shy Love, Hillary Scott
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Anna Mills, Hillary Scott, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Shy Love, Jerry, Mark Wood, Talon, and Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: I don't think I've seen Jessica in anything before, but with the cast that Kismet put together here I can't help but have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but there's nothing about it that's at all memorable either. Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger looking girls and anybody not wanting a plot or harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a lot of Jessica Jaymes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it is clear and well balanced, but more of it sounds fairly hollow. There's also a few noticeable background noises throughout the movie. The video is pretty good. The lighting varies, and does give a few annoying shadows, and there's a touch of pixelation.
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Maid To Fuck (Video Team)
Release date: 8/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Gabi, Barbarella, Jo, Sonja, Bailey, Thomas Jeno, Martina, Stella Hot, Corneliah, Ricardo Bell
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Viv Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2003, 2 / 11 - 13 / 2003, 11 / 30 / 2005 Director: Viv Thomas Cast: Bailey, Barbarella (listed in the credits simply as Elle), Corneliah, Gabi, Jo (listed as Monica Sweet), Martina, Stella Hot, Summer Night, Ricardo Bell, and Tomaso Pampallani The Short Story Initial Expectations: Viv Thomas can make some very hot and very beautiful movies. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's okay, but the overall DVD could have used a lot more care. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer action focusing on what's pretty rather than on chemistry with a maid focus Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a wide range of sex acts, anal, or group sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty clear and nicely balanced. The problem is the video. It's lit decently and doesn't have much camera motion, but there's a significant amount of grain that really held things back for me.
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Brazilian Beach Boys (US Male)
Release date: 5/8/2006
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Alexandre Pernambuco, Gabriel Samyer, Sandro Bullack, Alex Leite, Hanrique Radvan
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Rick Jhoia
Review brief: Brazilian Beach Boys is one of those videos that you wished you had chosen a different video to watch. I have seen worse, but not a whole lot. It's 96 minutes of the same old routine from one scene to the next, and the sad part is this one has five of those scenes. There are a few redeeming factors to it to keep it from being a total bust. The video takes place on a beach and while the ocean does make for a great backdrop along with the sounds of the waves, irritating background music works to drown out the sounds of the ocean. Why choose a nice looking easy sounding backdrop and ruin it with lousy background music? In the first scene, we get two twinks on the beach kissing and within seconds, yes I said seconds, one of them is on his knees sucking the other one. The one getting sucked is actually a pretty hot jock-looking guy with ripped abs, chiseled pecs and a great butt. He keeps sunglasses on for a lot of the scene and that makes his face lot a lot hotter. The guy sucking his cock is of the typical twink variety.
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Stiletto Collection 1: Boots
Release date: 7/17/2003
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006 by astroknight
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 1997, 10 / 4 / 2001 Director: Frank Thring Cast: There are no credits, but I recognized Frank Gunn and Frank Thring The Short Story Initial Expectations: With Frank Thring and a shoe fetish, I cant help but really look forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Although it doesnt deliver on the sex it claimed to have, the shoe worship aspect is darn hot and left me very happy. Who Should Watch It : Shoe fetishists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave the movie feeling heavily dated. The audio is pretty good, although there are only a few of the openings where you actually get to hear the performers. The rest of the music only has music for the audio. The video reminded me of porn from the early nineties. Its well lit, but has a soft, videotape like look that gave the movie a cheaper feeling.
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Barely Legal 57
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Van Damage, Tyler Faith, Kendra Allen, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Sky, Amber Rayne, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal series, which would have us believe that all young women think of nothing other than having sex in strange places, has reached its 57th edition. And, sure enough, the girls in these five scenes get laid everywhere but in bed. Isabella Sky and Tyler Faith get horny on the Wankers radio talk show set. Of course, they act on their impulses and stage a standard lezout right there before God and the FCC. Kara Mynor (aka Kara Bare) romps with Derrick Pierce is some sort of warehouse. The sex is as cold as the cement floor their standing on. Cute blonde Kendra Allen has a hot tub encounter with Dez. And to say she looks bored is to be generous. She fake moans and looks around at the folks behind the camera throughout this lackluster vignette. Brunette Franchezca Valentina heats it up some with a decent tryst on a pool table with Van Damage. If youve never tried fucking on a pool table, rest assured it is uncomfortable and distracting.
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Sleaze (HIS)
Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Casey Donovan, Scorpio, Daniel Holt, Joe Ryder, Jed Black, David Stoner, Christopher Rage
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Christopher Rage
Review brief: If you are looking for something such as the title suggests, you will be very disappointed. With no gangbang, no bondage, no S & M, no watersports, and no fisting, things just aint very sleazy. The setting is a New York sex club circa 1982 where if you have sex with a member he marks your ass with red paint (a Z like Zorro) and you become a member too. The sex is all very vanilla. There is cocksucking and fucking and some rimming and at one point a lonely guy shoves a dildo up his ass but thats it. Its also impossible to get off because we keep being jerked back and forth between the various scenes of action so that we are never able to get involved with any. It begins with Scorpio (the real star of the film as he is in the most scene). Scorpio had long blondish hair, a droopy handlebar mustache, and a smooth chest. When we first see him he is wearing an open leather vest and leather chaps with no seat. He is getting his cock sucked by a scruffy guy in cowboy gear. Elsewhere others are playing solo. The sucker lies on the floor and gets naked.
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X The Series 2: Anal
Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Scott Nails, Simone West, Crissy Cums, Myah Monroe, Marco Banderas
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: -X- The Series #2 All Kinds of Ass Director: Axel Braun Studio: New Sensations Running: 120 min Genre: Gonzo Anal Release: Spring 05 I really try to see the beauty of New Sensations. They have directors who are respected. They also get top female talent, and I have yet to see a production that doesnt have top shelf sound and lighting. That said, I have yet to see a title from these guys that moves me sexually. When ever I see a NS, Digital Sin joint I just feel like Im watching Bonus Scene after Bonus Scene. With that in mind, you might ask why I bother. In this case Crissy Cumms, Myah Monroe and anal action were enough for me to roll the dice. I am going to start off by telling you that each and every one of the women in this title looked amazing. That alone was enough to get the juices flowing, but the lackluster action was also enough to kill the mood.
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Lick Her Ass Off My Dick
Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 6/3/2006 by howie
Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Jessica Jammer
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Director: Martin Del Toro Running time: 2:14 Cast listing: Scene 1 Luscious Lopez & Monica Sweetheart with John Strong Scene 2 Brianna Love & Jessica Jammer with James Deen Scene 3 Kelly Wells & Tyla Wynn with John Strong Scene 4 Sandra Romain & Veronica Rayne with Tony T. Scene 5 Chyanne Jacobs & Veronica Jett with John Strong My very short review: I dont find anything erotic or stimulating with the girls spitting on the camera lens as the sex is taking place. And certainly, the same goes with armpit fucking. Who else besides the director gets off on that stuff? Anyway, Lick Her Ass Off My Dick features both of those wood-killing acts in every scene. Each scene is a b/g/g set-up with the girls performing lots of ATM and ATOGM action throughout the scene. The sex action other than the spitting and armpit fucking ranged from average to slightly above average and featured a lot of anal. And I mean lots of anal. The girls played nice together in their scenes, which heightened the chemistry. And I guess it was a good idea to have John in every other scene.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 24: Stiletto
Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 6/2/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Estelle, Pascal White, Ian Tate, Mason, Rio Mariah, Poppy Morgan, Lolly Badcock, Tony James, Keira Farrell, Tony De Sergio, Suzie Best, Sahara Knite, Franki, Neil Delgado
Studio: Private
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 2006 Director: Kendo Cast: Estelle, Suzie Best, Franki, Keira Farrell, Lolly Badcock, Poppy Morgan, Rio Mariah, Sahara Knite, Steve Hooper, Chuck Loads, Ian Tate, Marcus London, Neil The Kid, Pascal White, Tony De Sergio, and Tony James The Short Story Initial Expectations: Privates fetishy stuff with shoes???? I havent heard anything about Kendo, but Private, fetish, and shoes is enough to give me high expectations! Initial Reaction: I have no clue what this movie had to do with shoes. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting lots of anal and masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a foot or shoe fetish movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are well done. The audio has a hint of hollowness now and then, but in those places the locations make it seem hard to avoid. The video is very nicely done. Its presented in anamorphic widescreen, which is always a nice touch, and shows some nice artistic touches.
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Butt Plumbers 5
Release date: 7/19/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Venus, Lena Ramon, Kelly Fire, Kara Nox, Hamilton Steele, Lady Victoria, A.J. Morgann
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 10 / 17 / 2003 Director: John Connor Cast: Kara Nox, Kelly Steele, Lena Ramon, Venus, Victoria Spencer, A.J., Hamilton Steele, and John Connor The Short Story Initial Expectations: With Lena Ramon, Kelly Steele, and Venus, theres no way for me to go into this one with anything but very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but the style just didnt do much for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a bit of a reality show feel with their anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier anal or more anal than vaginal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit weak. The audio is decently balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video has a touch of grain, but the lighting is very inconsistent. Theres also quite a bit of camera motion. Music: None Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the boxcover style with clips form the movie.
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Deep Throat This 3
Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 5/24/2006 by Amsterdam-2-B
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Silvia, Gia, Justice, Trinity, Misty Parks, Angela Crystal, Sugar Kane, Felix Vicious, Cathy Berry, Judy Star
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: I will only comment on scenes with Peter North. To bad about this flick is that all scenes features girls that are one way or the other afraid of cum ! Scene 1 Elizabeth D MY FAVORITE THING IS SUCKING A LOT OF DICK { 5 out of 10 } Elizabeth lives up to her statement and indeed makes Peter gasp for breath when she sucks his cock & balls. She deepthroats as he sits back on the bed and also in a 69 while she grabs/licks his scrotum. In the finale as Peter stands over her Elizabeth sucks his cock and licks his balls again before Peter coats her face. Too bad she takes the facial with her mouth closed and leaving out the cleanup. Scene 5 X-Stacy I AM GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TIME TO DAY" { 6 out of 10 } Lovely X-Stacy gives Peter some good head as he stands over her, then leans back on the couch and then stands over her again for shooting the cum in her face. Alas there is no deepthroating but this is compensated for Peter by ballsucking and massage by hand(s). Most of the cum ends on the left side of her face because Peter fails to shoot in her mouth, I think.
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A Perverted Point Of View 8 (Diabolic)
Release date: 4/26/2005
Reviewed on: 5/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Surewood, Michelle, Sandra, Tony T., Rogue, Lani, Alicia Rhodes, Kylie Kurves, Dillan Lauren, Megan Martinez, Brooke Haven, Alexis Sunshine, Annmarie Michelle, Brooklyn Night, Madison Decarlo, Romain, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Tony T.
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 204 min. Production Date: 2 / 17 / 2005 Director: Tony T. Cast: Sandra Romain, Alicia Thodes, Anna Marie Michelle, Brooke Haven, Michelle, Dillan Lauren, Megan Martinez, Brooklyn Night, Lani, Kyle Kurves, Alexis Sunshine, Madison Decarlo, Brian Surewood, Rogue, and of course, Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: POV porn has rarely worked for me, but Tony T. has delivered some pretty darn hot scenes before. Combining that with some nice female talent here gives me some hope. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep several times. Who Should Watch It : Extreme POV fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants sex that flows nicely with good chemistry The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, although there are a couple of very minor background noises. The video is much the same.
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Cheating Wives Tales
Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/22/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Davia Ardell, Mario Rossi, Jack Venice, Veronica Rayne, Bailey O'Dare, Jazzmin, Marco Banderas, Ginger Lea, Steve Franch
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: Quick Review: Trying to cash in on the Cheating Housewives phenomenon, New Sensations gave us this release by director Mario Rossi. I really wish they had let this fad go without jumping on. What you get is a bunch of B list 30 something women with bad boob jobs. The only scene really worth watching is the one with Ginger Lea, the cover girl. Ginger is gorgeous, an in shape curvy redhead who puts a lot of effort into her scene and can act to boot. Although she doesnt take anal, she does get a finger in her ass for a good bit. The only other girl who puts any effort into her scene is Veronica Rayne. For the anal fans, Baily ODair is the only one to take it up the pipe. I hesitate to suggest this one even as a rental. Audio/Video: Above average. As with all New Sensation DVDs, there is an abundance of white light.
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Young Models (XCartel)
Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Sabrina, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Brittany, Kylie, Veronika Raquel
Studio: XCartel
Directed by: Jordan
Review brief: This is a collection of scenes from youngmodels.com. The site pretends to have guys go out and recruit fresh girls to do modeling for 500 dollars. Once they get back to the studio (couch or bed), they get offered 1000 bucks to do porn. Since the female talent seem to be Florida based I didn't recognised them and one especially Veronika showed a lot of charisma pretending to be a naive little girl. Veronika & Justin Brittany James & Lance Banger (condom) Sabrina & Lucky Megan Jones & Jason Kylie & Steve Since the scenes were shot with internet broadcast in mind, the production values are low really low. It's like the cameraman didn't understand the concept of lighting and white balance. Many of the scenes had the performers going in and out of focus while the action was going on. The women are cute and fresh even though I recognised Brittany from a previous movie I reviewed last year. Judging from the young models website, the scenes from this movie are probably from last year too.
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In the End Zone
Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/17/2006 by picman
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lee Stone, Talon, Michelle B., Marie Luv, Alec Knight, James Deen, Naudia Nyce, Liv Wylder, Georgia Peaches
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Prologue VCA has been churning out a lot of interesting looking smut lately with directors whose names I've never encountered before. Maybe they're aliases for better known shooters. Barry Wood has his name on a few of these titles, and this one sports Marie Luv on the cover. That's an immediate attention grabber for me. Her cohorts include Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce, Michelle B and Liv Wylder. That's a pretty solid cast. Speaking of solid, wood is provided by Talon, James Deen, Alec Knight, Evan and Lee Stone. There seems to be some kind of football premise to tie things together, hence the title. I'm going to start my review by lodging a complaint with VCA before I forget. I'm sick of videos being frontloaded with trailers, choosing menu and getting more trailers before I can view the film herein. I'm perfectly capable of making my own choices regarding the viewing of trailers. In fact, I like them. But only when I want to see them.
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Dirty 30's & Anal
Release date: 8/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/17/2006 by Matt47
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Charles, Dino Bravo, Egypt, Kitty Angel
Studio: Totally Tasteless
Review brief: I do enjoy seeing more mature women, in their 30's and 40's, engaged in enthusiastic ass play and anal sex and so from time to time I keep up on releases in this genre. Filmco, Totally Tasteless and Gentelman all have their own devoted series, not all of which focus on backdoor action, and I decided to give this opening installment of a new series a run through. Outside of the first scene with cute brunette DVD cover girl Lisa Harper, the title was a bit underwhelming. In Harper's scene, she is completely in control the entire time and shows she is having great fun from start to finish. They work through extended oral and vaginal action before she insists on the anal (well, it really MUST happen, considering the title of the DVD!) and they then present the anal action in spooning, doggie and piledriver, her enthusiasm brimming all the way through. In the following scenes, the ladies do not identify themselves. The woman in the second scene I assume is Egypt based on the order of the cast list and she seems uncomfortable throughout.
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Let Off In Me 2
Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Pumper, Tia Sweets, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, America, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turnher, Skyler Dupree
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves.
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Victoria Zdrok at Home
Release date: 5/5/2006
Reviewed on: 5/5/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Victoria Zdrok
Studio: Shot At Home
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 10: The Wild Circle
Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Studio: Private
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Lights & Darks
Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brock Webster, Brandon Lee, Brett Matthews, Rick Razor, Jake Samms
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Directed by: Doug Jeffries
Review brief: Ive never really cared for Doug Jeffries as a performer, but after seeing LIGHTS & DARK Ive concluded I like him much better as a performer than as a director. Its unbelievable that anyone could take such a hot cast and make such a lukewarm film. Yet hes done just that. The idea is pretty good. Centering the action around a coin laundry where one normally separates the lights from the darks but having white boys and black boys come (or cum) together. The problem was in the execution. The direction lacks imagination and hes badly serviced by his cameraman. Either the cameraman has one leg considerably shorter than the other or else he has an absolute fetish for oblique angles. Such shots only disorient the viewer. A swirling pattern reminiscent of a similar device in Hitchcocks Vertigo changed the setups between and within the scenes themselves. I know this was to simulate the washing cycle and would have been OK to have separated the scenes but it occurs within the scenes whenever the blocking changes. The result is a series of static tableaux.
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Bubble Gum Virgins
Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Studio: Legal Pink
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Bedroom Babes
Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Florida Girls
Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Lars, Danni, Nick Taylor, Candi Apple, Hailey Young, Felicia Flint, Justin Max, Veronika Raquel, Megan Jones, Brandi May, Nick Sparks, Lady Lexi
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Ron Royster
Review brief: If youve seen Adam & Eves Pornocopia, youll be familiar with the cast of Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up. Many of the performers are featured in both flicks. Unfortunately, they haven't yet learned how to have hot sex on film. Blond Veronika Raquel and Justin Max start of the show with Veronika in a sex swing. There is a heavy orange hue to the filming. Justin uses a small air compressor-type pistol on her clit, which seems to drive her crazy. A new type of sex toy? She returns the favor as she sucks him. Once the fucking starts, Justin has some major wood problems, but he finally unloads on her sweet mug and she applies some loving PCH. In a doctors office, doc Nick Sparxxx examines redhead Brandi May. At one point, he refers to her genital area as a vigana, which elicits a laugh from Brandi. He gets her to stop smirking when he fucks her in the ass and cums on her pussy. Danni, a decent-looking blonde, is taking a shower outdoors in a garden setting when Lars, who could be her grandfather in terms of age, visits and starts playing with her.
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Vices Italiens 1 & 2
Release date: 4/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/23/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Robert Malone, Gianfranco, Billy Dee, Carole, Joy Karins, Luigi De Giostri, Emanuela Muller, Delise’, Serena Scotti, Barbara Morris, Sammy Barbanera, Sorrano, Giancarlo Seri, Sergio Faretti, Sergio Cavaliere, Bertamino Popoli, Sergio Angrisani, Luigi de Caratto, Franco Corvara, Ciro de Crescenzo, Paolo Bertolli, Sandro Faretti
Studio: Colmax
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Vices Italiens 1 & 2 Though infamous Italian director Mario Salieri may have acquired a reputation over time for directing elegantly debauched movies shot with great style and attention to detail, this was not always the case, as Vices Italiens (a re-packaging of Sex Camorra, which Id suggest is possibly even older than the 1992 original release quoted by EGAFD) readily proves. This tawdry tale is a rough and ready melodrama, a latter day morality tale trawling the Neapolitan underworld, laden with hammy acting, poorly staged shoot-outs and terribly static camerawork that gives the whole movie the look and feel of a particularly cheap soap opera. Vices Italiens stars Roberto Malone as a degenerate low-level mob boss who, over the course of the two parts and several sleazy scenes, plumbs increasingly desperate depths of depravity.
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Ass Wide Open 8 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 3/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006 by howie
Starring: Vivienne, Sylvie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Greg Centauro, Afrodite, Elinor, Aisha San, Sandra Parker, Suzanna Spring
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Director: Jean-Yves LeCastel Running time: 2:27 Cast listing: Scene 1 Sandra Blond & Vivienne with JYL Scene 2 Sylvie with Greg Centauro Scene 3 Suzanna Spring with JYL Scene 4 Elinor with JYL Scene 5 Aisha San & Afrodite with JYL My very short review: I thought the 7th edition of the Ass Wide Open series was okay and I wanted to give this recent edition a gander. I was a little nervous with my unfamiliarity with the female cast in this 8th edition but it was worth a shot. After my viewing of this flick, the payoff wasnt there as my overall score for the girls looks and their performances was an average score and that is being generous. JYL has many fans and he is best known for analizing girls and making their asses gape due to his tool. The sex action here is heavy on the anal and there are gapes galore but the pause in action can be distracting. As for the performers, there was a noticeable lack of chemistry and that led to sex action that was average.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tony T., Mark Wood, Katie Morgan, Anna Mills, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Shy Love, Hillary Scott
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Anna Mills, Hillary Scott, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Shy Love, Jerry, Mark Wood, Talon, and Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: I don't think I've seen Jessica in anything before, but with the cast that Kismet put together here I can't help but have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but there's nothing about it that's at all memorable either. Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger looking girls and anybody not wanting a plot or harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a lot of Jessica Jaymes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it is clear and well balanced, but more of it sounds fairly hollow. There's also a few noticeable background noises throughout the movie. The video is pretty good. The lighting varies, and does give a few annoying shadows, and there's a touch of pixelation.
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Release date: 8/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Gabi, Barbarella, Jo, Sonja, Bailey, Thomas Jeno, Martina, Stella Hot, Corneliah, Ricardo Bell
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Viv Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2003, 2 / 11 - 13 / 2003, 11 / 30 / 2005 Director: Viv Thomas Cast: Bailey, Barbarella (listed in the credits simply as Elle), Corneliah, Gabi, Jo (listed as Monica Sweet), Martina, Stella Hot, Summer Night, Ricardo Bell, and Tomaso Pampallani The Short Story Initial Expectations: Viv Thomas can make some very hot and very beautiful movies. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's okay, but the overall DVD could have used a lot more care. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer action focusing on what's pretty rather than on chemistry with a maid focus Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a wide range of sex acts, anal, or group sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty clear and nicely balanced. The problem is the video. It's lit decently and doesn't have much camera motion, but there's a significant amount of grain that really held things back for me.
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Release date: 5/8/2006
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Alexandre Pernambuco, Gabriel Samyer, Sandro Bullack, Alex Leite, Hanrique Radvan
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Rick Jhoia
Review brief: Brazilian Beach Boys is one of those videos that you wished you had chosen a different video to watch. I have seen worse, but not a whole lot. It's 96 minutes of the same old routine from one scene to the next, and the sad part is this one has five of those scenes. There are a few redeeming factors to it to keep it from being a total bust. The video takes place on a beach and while the ocean does make for a great backdrop along with the sounds of the waves, irritating background music works to drown out the sounds of the ocean. Why choose a nice looking easy sounding backdrop and ruin it with lousy background music? In the first scene, we get two twinks on the beach kissing and within seconds, yes I said seconds, one of them is on his knees sucking the other one. The one getting sucked is actually a pretty hot jock-looking guy with ripped abs, chiseled pecs and a great butt. He keeps sunglasses on for a lot of the scene and that makes his face lot a lot hotter. The guy sucking his cock is of the typical twink variety.
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Release date: 7/17/2003
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006 by astroknight
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 1997, 10 / 4 / 2001 Director: Frank Thring Cast: There are no credits, but I recognized Frank Gunn and Frank Thring The Short Story Initial Expectations: With Frank Thring and a shoe fetish, I cant help but really look forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Although it doesnt deliver on the sex it claimed to have, the shoe worship aspect is darn hot and left me very happy. Who Should Watch It : Shoe fetishists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave the movie feeling heavily dated. The audio is pretty good, although there are only a few of the openings where you actually get to hear the performers. The rest of the music only has music for the audio. The video reminded me of porn from the early nineties. Its well lit, but has a soft, videotape like look that gave the movie a cheaper feeling.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Van Damage, Tyler Faith, Kendra Allen, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Sky, Amber Rayne, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal series, which would have us believe that all young women think of nothing other than having sex in strange places, has reached its 57th edition. And, sure enough, the girls in these five scenes get laid everywhere but in bed. Isabella Sky and Tyler Faith get horny on the Wankers radio talk show set. Of course, they act on their impulses and stage a standard lezout right there before God and the FCC. Kara Mynor (aka Kara Bare) romps with Derrick Pierce is some sort of warehouse. The sex is as cold as the cement floor their standing on. Cute blonde Kendra Allen has a hot tub encounter with Dez. And to say she looks bored is to be generous. She fake moans and looks around at the folks behind the camera throughout this lackluster vignette. Brunette Franchezca Valentina heats it up some with a decent tryst on a pool table with Van Damage. If youve never tried fucking on a pool table, rest assured it is uncomfortable and distracting.
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Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Casey Donovan, Scorpio, Daniel Holt, Joe Ryder, Jed Black, David Stoner, Christopher Rage
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Christopher Rage
Review brief: If you are looking for something such as the title suggests, you will be very disappointed. With no gangbang, no bondage, no S & M, no watersports, and no fisting, things just aint very sleazy. The setting is a New York sex club circa 1982 where if you have sex with a member he marks your ass with red paint (a Z like Zorro) and you become a member too. The sex is all very vanilla. There is cocksucking and fucking and some rimming and at one point a lonely guy shoves a dildo up his ass but thats it. Its also impossible to get off because we keep being jerked back and forth between the various scenes of action so that we are never able to get involved with any. It begins with Scorpio (the real star of the film as he is in the most scene). Scorpio had long blondish hair, a droopy handlebar mustache, and a smooth chest. When we first see him he is wearing an open leather vest and leather chaps with no seat. He is getting his cock sucked by a scruffy guy in cowboy gear. Elsewhere others are playing solo. The sucker lies on the floor and gets naked.
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Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Scott Nails, Simone West, Crissy Cums, Myah Monroe, Marco Banderas
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: -X- The Series #2 All Kinds of Ass Director: Axel Braun Studio: New Sensations Running: 120 min Genre: Gonzo Anal Release: Spring 05 I really try to see the beauty of New Sensations. They have directors who are respected. They also get top female talent, and I have yet to see a production that doesnt have top shelf sound and lighting. That said, I have yet to see a title from these guys that moves me sexually. When ever I see a NS, Digital Sin joint I just feel like Im watching Bonus Scene after Bonus Scene. With that in mind, you might ask why I bother. In this case Crissy Cumms, Myah Monroe and anal action were enough for me to roll the dice. I am going to start off by telling you that each and every one of the women in this title looked amazing. That alone was enough to get the juices flowing, but the lackluster action was also enough to kill the mood.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 6/3/2006 by howie
Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Jessica Jammer
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Director: Martin Del Toro Running time: 2:14 Cast listing: Scene 1 Luscious Lopez & Monica Sweetheart with John Strong Scene 2 Brianna Love & Jessica Jammer with James Deen Scene 3 Kelly Wells & Tyla Wynn with John Strong Scene 4 Sandra Romain & Veronica Rayne with Tony T. Scene 5 Chyanne Jacobs & Veronica Jett with John Strong My very short review: I dont find anything erotic or stimulating with the girls spitting on the camera lens as the sex is taking place. And certainly, the same goes with armpit fucking. Who else besides the director gets off on that stuff? Anyway, Lick Her Ass Off My Dick features both of those wood-killing acts in every scene. Each scene is a b/g/g set-up with the girls performing lots of ATM and ATOGM action throughout the scene. The sex action other than the spitting and armpit fucking ranged from average to slightly above average and featured a lot of anal. And I mean lots of anal. The girls played nice together in their scenes, which heightened the chemistry. And I guess it was a good idea to have John in every other scene.
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Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 6/2/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Estelle, Pascal White, Ian Tate, Mason, Rio Mariah, Poppy Morgan, Lolly Badcock, Tony James, Keira Farrell, Tony De Sergio, Suzie Best, Sahara Knite, Franki, Neil Delgado
Studio: Private
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 2006 Director: Kendo Cast: Estelle, Suzie Best, Franki, Keira Farrell, Lolly Badcock, Poppy Morgan, Rio Mariah, Sahara Knite, Steve Hooper, Chuck Loads, Ian Tate, Marcus London, Neil The Kid, Pascal White, Tony De Sergio, and Tony James The Short Story Initial Expectations: Privates fetishy stuff with shoes???? I havent heard anything about Kendo, but Private, fetish, and shoes is enough to give me high expectations! Initial Reaction: I have no clue what this movie had to do with shoes. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting lots of anal and masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a foot or shoe fetish movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are well done. The audio has a hint of hollowness now and then, but in those places the locations make it seem hard to avoid. The video is very nicely done. Its presented in anamorphic widescreen, which is always a nice touch, and shows some nice artistic touches.
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Release date: 7/19/2004
Reviewed on: 5/31/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Venus, Lena Ramon, Kelly Fire, Kara Nox, Hamilton Steele, Lady Victoria, A.J. Morgann
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 10 / 17 / 2003 Director: John Connor Cast: Kara Nox, Kelly Steele, Lena Ramon, Venus, Victoria Spencer, A.J., Hamilton Steele, and John Connor The Short Story Initial Expectations: With Lena Ramon, Kelly Steele, and Venus, theres no way for me to go into this one with anything but very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but the style just didnt do much for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a bit of a reality show feel with their anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier anal or more anal than vaginal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit weak. The audio is decently balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video has a touch of grain, but the lighting is very inconsistent. Theres also quite a bit of camera motion. Music: None Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the boxcover style with clips form the movie.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 5/24/2006 by Amsterdam-2-B
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Silvia, Gia, Justice, Trinity, Misty Parks, Angela Crystal, Sugar Kane, Felix Vicious, Cathy Berry, Judy Star
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: I will only comment on scenes with Peter North. To bad about this flick is that all scenes features girls that are one way or the other afraid of cum ! Scene 1 Elizabeth D MY FAVORITE THING IS SUCKING A LOT OF DICK { 5 out of 10 } Elizabeth lives up to her statement and indeed makes Peter gasp for breath when she sucks his cock & balls. She deepthroats as he sits back on the bed and also in a 69 while she grabs/licks his scrotum. In the finale as Peter stands over her Elizabeth sucks his cock and licks his balls again before Peter coats her face. Too bad she takes the facial with her mouth closed and leaving out the cleanup. Scene 5 X-Stacy I AM GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TIME TO DAY" { 6 out of 10 } Lovely X-Stacy gives Peter some good head as he stands over her, then leans back on the couch and then stands over her again for shooting the cum in her face. Alas there is no deepthroating but this is compensated for Peter by ballsucking and massage by hand(s). Most of the cum ends on the left side of her face because Peter fails to shoot in her mouth, I think.
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Release date: 4/26/2005
Reviewed on: 5/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Surewood, Michelle, Sandra, Tony T., Rogue, Lani, Alicia Rhodes, Kylie Kurves, Dillan Lauren, Megan Martinez, Brooke Haven, Alexis Sunshine, Annmarie Michelle, Brooklyn Night, Madison Decarlo, Romain, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Tony T.
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 204 min. Production Date: 2 / 17 / 2005 Director: Tony T. Cast: Sandra Romain, Alicia Thodes, Anna Marie Michelle, Brooke Haven, Michelle, Dillan Lauren, Megan Martinez, Brooklyn Night, Lani, Kyle Kurves, Alexis Sunshine, Madison Decarlo, Brian Surewood, Rogue, and of course, Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: POV porn has rarely worked for me, but Tony T. has delivered some pretty darn hot scenes before. Combining that with some nice female talent here gives me some hope. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep several times. Who Should Watch It : Extreme POV fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants sex that flows nicely with good chemistry The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, although there are a couple of very minor background noises. The video is much the same.
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Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/22/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Davia Ardell, Mario Rossi, Jack Venice, Veronica Rayne, Bailey O'Dare, Jazzmin, Marco Banderas, Ginger Lea, Steve Franch
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: Quick Review: Trying to cash in on the Cheating Housewives phenomenon, New Sensations gave us this release by director Mario Rossi. I really wish they had let this fad go without jumping on. What you get is a bunch of B list 30 something women with bad boob jobs. The only scene really worth watching is the one with Ginger Lea, the cover girl. Ginger is gorgeous, an in shape curvy redhead who puts a lot of effort into her scene and can act to boot. Although she doesnt take anal, she does get a finger in her ass for a good bit. The only other girl who puts any effort into her scene is Veronica Rayne. For the anal fans, Baily ODair is the only one to take it up the pipe. I hesitate to suggest this one even as a rental. Audio/Video: Above average. As with all New Sensation DVDs, there is an abundance of white light.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Sabrina, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Brittany, Kylie, Veronika Raquel
Studio: XCartel
Directed by: Jordan
Review brief: This is a collection of scenes from youngmodels.com. The site pretends to have guys go out and recruit fresh girls to do modeling for 500 dollars. Once they get back to the studio (couch or bed), they get offered 1000 bucks to do porn. Since the female talent seem to be Florida based I didn't recognised them and one especially Veronika showed a lot of charisma pretending to be a naive little girl. Veronika & Justin Brittany James & Lance Banger (condom) Sabrina & Lucky Megan Jones & Jason Kylie & Steve Since the scenes were shot with internet broadcast in mind, the production values are low really low. It's like the cameraman didn't understand the concept of lighting and white balance. Many of the scenes had the performers going in and out of focus while the action was going on. The women are cute and fresh even though I recognised Brittany from a previous movie I reviewed last year. Judging from the young models website, the scenes from this movie are probably from last year too.
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Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/17/2006 by picman
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lee Stone, Talon, Michelle B., Marie Luv, Alec Knight, James Deen, Naudia Nyce, Liv Wylder, Georgia Peaches
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Prologue VCA has been churning out a lot of interesting looking smut lately with directors whose names I've never encountered before. Maybe they're aliases for better known shooters. Barry Wood has his name on a few of these titles, and this one sports Marie Luv on the cover. That's an immediate attention grabber for me. Her cohorts include Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce, Michelle B and Liv Wylder. That's a pretty solid cast. Speaking of solid, wood is provided by Talon, James Deen, Alec Knight, Evan and Lee Stone. There seems to be some kind of football premise to tie things together, hence the title. I'm going to start my review by lodging a complaint with VCA before I forget. I'm sick of videos being frontloaded with trailers, choosing menu and getting more trailers before I can view the film herein. I'm perfectly capable of making my own choices regarding the viewing of trailers. In fact, I like them. But only when I want to see them.
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Release date: 8/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/17/2006 by Matt47
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Charles, Dino Bravo, Egypt, Kitty Angel
Studio: Totally Tasteless
Review brief: I do enjoy seeing more mature women, in their 30's and 40's, engaged in enthusiastic ass play and anal sex and so from time to time I keep up on releases in this genre. Filmco, Totally Tasteless and Gentelman all have their own devoted series, not all of which focus on backdoor action, and I decided to give this opening installment of a new series a run through. Outside of the first scene with cute brunette DVD cover girl Lisa Harper, the title was a bit underwhelming. In Harper's scene, she is completely in control the entire time and shows she is having great fun from start to finish. They work through extended oral and vaginal action before she insists on the anal (well, it really MUST happen, considering the title of the DVD!) and they then present the anal action in spooning, doggie and piledriver, her enthusiasm brimming all the way through. In the following scenes, the ladies do not identify themselves. The woman in the second scene I assume is Egypt based on the order of the cast list and she seems uncomfortable throughout.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Pumper, Tia Sweets, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, America, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turnher, Skyler Dupree
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves.
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Release date: 5/5/2006
Reviewed on: 5/5/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Victoria Zdrok
Studio: Shot At Home
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Studio: Private
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brock Webster, Brandon Lee, Brett Matthews, Rick Razor, Jake Samms
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Directed by: Doug Jeffries
Review brief: Ive never really cared for Doug Jeffries as a performer, but after seeing LIGHTS & DARK Ive concluded I like him much better as a performer than as a director. Its unbelievable that anyone could take such a hot cast and make such a lukewarm film. Yet hes done just that. The idea is pretty good. Centering the action around a coin laundry where one normally separates the lights from the darks but having white boys and black boys come (or cum) together. The problem was in the execution. The direction lacks imagination and hes badly serviced by his cameraman. Either the cameraman has one leg considerably shorter than the other or else he has an absolute fetish for oblique angles. Such shots only disorient the viewer. A swirling pattern reminiscent of a similar device in Hitchcocks Vertigo changed the setups between and within the scenes themselves. I know this was to simulate the washing cycle and would have been OK to have separated the scenes but it occurs within the scenes whenever the blocking changes. The result is a series of static tableaux.
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Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Studio: Legal Pink
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Lars, Danni, Nick Taylor, Candi Apple, Hailey Young, Felicia Flint, Justin Max, Veronika Raquel, Megan Jones, Brandi May, Nick Sparks, Lady Lexi
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Ron Royster
Review brief: If youve seen Adam & Eves Pornocopia, youll be familiar with the cast of Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up. Many of the performers are featured in both flicks. Unfortunately, they haven't yet learned how to have hot sex on film. Blond Veronika Raquel and Justin Max start of the show with Veronika in a sex swing. There is a heavy orange hue to the filming. Justin uses a small air compressor-type pistol on her clit, which seems to drive her crazy. A new type of sex toy? She returns the favor as she sucks him. Once the fucking starts, Justin has some major wood problems, but he finally unloads on her sweet mug and she applies some loving PCH. In a doctors office, doc Nick Sparxxx examines redhead Brandi May. At one point, he refers to her genital area as a vigana, which elicits a laugh from Brandi. He gets her to stop smirking when he fucks her in the ass and cums on her pussy. Danni, a decent-looking blonde, is taking a shower outdoors in a garden setting when Lars, who could be her grandfather in terms of age, visits and starts playing with her.
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Release date: 4/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/23/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Robert Malone, Gianfranco, Billy Dee, Carole, Joy Karins, Luigi De Giostri, Emanuela Muller, Delise’, Serena Scotti, Barbara Morris, Sammy Barbanera, Sorrano, Giancarlo Seri, Sergio Faretti, Sergio Cavaliere, Bertamino Popoli, Sergio Angrisani, Luigi de Caratto, Franco Corvara, Ciro de Crescenzo, Paolo Bertolli, Sandro Faretti
Studio: Colmax
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Vices Italiens 1 & 2 Though infamous Italian director Mario Salieri may have acquired a reputation over time for directing elegantly debauched movies shot with great style and attention to detail, this was not always the case, as Vices Italiens (a re-packaging of Sex Camorra, which Id suggest is possibly even older than the 1992 original release quoted by EGAFD) readily proves. This tawdry tale is a rough and ready melodrama, a latter day morality tale trawling the Neapolitan underworld, laden with hammy acting, poorly staged shoot-outs and terribly static camerawork that gives the whole movie the look and feel of a particularly cheap soap opera. Vices Italiens stars Roberto Malone as a degenerate low-level mob boss who, over the course of the two parts and several sleazy scenes, plumbs increasingly desperate depths of depravity.
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Release date: 3/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006 by howie
Starring: Vivienne, Sylvie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Greg Centauro, Afrodite, Elinor, Aisha San, Sandra Parker, Suzanna Spring
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Director: Jean-Yves LeCastel Running time: 2:27 Cast listing: Scene 1 Sandra Blond & Vivienne with JYL Scene 2 Sylvie with Greg Centauro Scene 3 Suzanna Spring with JYL Scene 4 Elinor with JYL Scene 5 Aisha San & Afrodite with JYL My very short review: I thought the 7th edition of the Ass Wide Open series was okay and I wanted to give this recent edition a gander. I was a little nervous with my unfamiliarity with the female cast in this 8th edition but it was worth a shot. After my viewing of this flick, the payoff wasnt there as my overall score for the girls looks and their performances was an average score and that is being generous. JYL has many fans and he is best known for analizing girls and making their asses gape due to his tool. The sex action here is heavy on the anal and there are gapes galore but the pause in action can be distracting. As for the performers, there was a noticeable lack of chemistry and that led to sex action that was average.
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