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Black Dick In Me: P.O.V. 3
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/11/2006 by LSBReviews
Starring: Sean Michaels, Monica Mayhem, Haley Scott, Allie Ray, Simone Schiffer, Cassidy Blue, Mahlia Milian
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 Produced 11/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 134 minutes Directed by: Sean Michaels Starring: Monica Mayhem, Cassidy Blew, Simone Schiffer, Allie Ray, Mahlia, Haley Scott (DVD only) and Sean Michaels. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 features five scenes plus a bonus scene on the DVD. Each scene stars one girl having sex with Sean Michaels. The girls begin their scenes by touching themselves and posing in sexy positions before Sean joins in. Sean receives some head and fucks each girl before cumming. Cassidy, Simone and Haley (in the bonus scene) also have anal sex with Sean. Monica, Allie, Cassidy and Haley take facials. Sean cums on Mahlia's ass and near Simone's pussy. The DVD extras include some BTS footage, the bonus scene with Haley Scott, a photo gallery and website information. To be perfectly honest, I hated this film. The sex was boring, the cumshots were weak for the most part and the lighting was bad at times. A few of the girls are cute.
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Horny Poles 2
Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Two young Poles are watching a gay video on TV. This gives them ideas so they strip down. One has a big nose and a small dick. The other has a small nose and a big dick. They are average lookers. They suck one another to no avail, as their dicks remain limp. The sucking is awkward. Finally they sit side by side and pull their puds until they achieve a semblance of hardness. They suck dick again. Big Dick applies some lube to his butthole. I dont know why as hes not the one to get fucked. Big Nose applies a condom to Big Dick and tries to sit down on the young Poles pole. He doesnt succeed so they sixty-nine. A third guy enters. Big Nose pulls down the newcomers trousers and sucks his dick thatnot surprisinglydoesnt get hard. With all else failing, Big Nose does somehow manage to fuck Big Dick doggy style. The newcomer crawls underneath and he and Big Dick sixty-nine. Big Dick continues to wear the condom he had on ages earlier. The music for this scene was downright weird. At times it sounded as though it should be accompanying a western movie.
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No Cocks Allowed 2 (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by howie
Starring: Jamie Lynn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Kinzie Kenner, Charlie Laine, Eva Angelina, Tiana Lynn, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Holly Morgan, Karina Kay
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Director: Patrick Collins Running time: 2:10 Cast listing: Scene 1 Jenna Haze & Charlie Laine Scene 2 Kinzie Kenner & Eva Angelina Scene 3 Kayla Paige & Bree Scene 4 Celeste Star & Holly Morgan Scene 5 Breezy & Karina Kay Scene 6 Jamie Lynn [solo maturbation] Scene 7 Tiana Lynn [squirting] & Sammie Rhodes [anal] My very short review: No Cocks Allowed 2 is a lesbian porno that just didnt work for me. The extensive focus on foot play (toe sucking, using foot to rub tits and pussy, toe fucking) and lack of energy/chemistry between the girls didnt float my boat. Besides the foot play, each of the scenes featured some toy usage but toys were not overpowering. The girls were good looking and the performances were okay. I wouldve liked for the girls to have been more glamorized instead of the bra and panty look at the start of each scene. The oddest scene was Jamies as it was a solo masturbation scene with the help of a vibrator in the bathroom. If a gun was held to my head, I would have to pick the last scene as the best of this bunch.
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MILF Cream Pie (White Ghetto)
Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006 by picman
Starring: Alexandria Dane, Payton Leigh, Lexxy Foxx, Chelsea Zinn
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Prologue One more journey into a Devil's Film MILF video.This one has the queen of the genre, Chelsea Zinn, of course. In addition, Alexandria Dane is on board. She's definitely in the right age group, and hopefully has retained her incredible hotness. I don't know the covergirl, Payton Leigh or Lilliana Monroe, but was not impressed by Lexxy Foxx in her previous MILF outing. Hopefully, director Mario Cassini will capture the right vibe here. The boxcover lists Lilliana Monroe. The opening credits have Tara Amore. WTF.How hard is it to synch the cast list with the video? Alexandria Dane, looking very much like she's gotten several miles put on her since last I saw her, answers her door in a long black diaphonous robe. Someone's come to install blinds in her well appointed home. She goes upstairs and calls the worker to help her with something. She asks him for advice on blacking out her bedroom windows so she can sleep during the day. He's totally distracted by her almost nude body and somewhat flustered.
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Bare Boners
Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/2/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Butch Taylor, Rick Donovan, Brad Phillips, Michael Vincent, Chad James, J.W. King, Johnny Dawes, Leo Ford, Chris Burns, Jamie Bleu
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Review brief: I guess Im anal retentive or obsessive-compulsive but I prefer complete films to compilations. I know thats silly since 97 of porn films have no plot and are therefore compilations, but Im just funny that way. BARE BONERS is a compilation of 8 early pre-condom scenes from the vaults of HIS Studios. They haveI regret to saychosen poorly. In addition none of the scenes or performers are identified and that added to my frustration when I knew a performer but couldnt think of his name. Obviously all they were interested in here was to make a quick buck. The first scene opens as two blonds (Michael Vincent and Jamie Blue) arrive at a house. While adorable Jaime stays downstairs on the sofa with Chad James (who is nothing to turn you on) and a mustachioed dude (who has severe erection problems) Michael goes upstairs with a cute guy that I know but dont. Downstairs, Chad takes a pounce on Jamies cock and is soon sucking away. Soon all three are naked.
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Tranny's From the Hood
Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Claudia, Andrea, Milena, Sativa, Paulo
Studio: Antigua Pictures
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 3.5 Antigua Pictures Presents Tranny's from the Hood Featuring Andrea, Sativa, Claudia, Paulo, and Milena SCENE ONE : Andrea, a good looking and slender blonde, wearing a barely there black and white print top to cover her small breasts, matching barely there miniskirt, with black panties, black leather arm warmers, and high heels to complete the look, comes walking down the stairs to a guy. She's got the body type I love, long and slender, with the blonde hair even, can't wait to see what she has packing, but first the guy kisses her ass and moves up to her now exposed chest, working his mouth and hands over her small natural titties. They kiss a bit and then the guy is helped out of clothes. She drops down to go down, sucking his cock with some POV shots thrown in briefly. The guy helps her out of her miniskirt and panties, and then he sucks her nicely shaved cock. She squeezes some milk out of her tit before bending over to get fucked on all fours, moving into reverse cowgirl where she rides his cock well.
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Banking on Bareback
Release date: 3/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: David, Jan, Martin, Jakub, Petr, Miroslav, Petr N, Jakub V, Roland Somsak
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Banking on Bareback begins with three guys on a couch and in walk a couple more guys to discuss their past due payment at the bank. Little imagination is used here as it relates to script, wardrobe, etc. Three other guys appear to be workmen preparing to remove a picture and furniture from the room. The guys dont have the money and wish to offer up themselves in exchange for more time to get the money. No deal is really struck. The guys just start making out with each other. Quickly, there are nine guys that break out into three threesomes. One group is made up of Jan Ruzica, Jakub V, and Petr N. The second group is Petr, Jakub, and David. The last threesome is Rocky Summers, Miroslav, and Martin. All of the guys are of the twink variety, with the exception of Rocky who is a bodybuilder muscle stud with huge pecs and silver dollar nipples. The background music starts up and it continues throughout the video. Its very upbeat tempo. The guys do a sort of chain sucking with David sucking Jakub who is sucking Petr in one group.
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Black In the Crack Black In the Back
Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Sandra Romain, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels, Stacy Thorn, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black in the CrackBlack in the Back STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Sean Michaels CAST:Barbara Summer, Sandra, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Stacy Thorn, Trina Michaels, Tee Reel, Tyler Knight, Lee Bang, Julian St. Jox & Sean Michaels REVIEW: Sandra Staci Thorn Barbara Summer Once I saw the name of this title -- I thought 'pakin'amacindabackofdaac'. If you were listening to Big Punisher circa summer of 98', you may have had the same reaction. I at least understood what Big Pun meant, whereas with Black in the Crack, Black in the Back -- I don't have a clue. Anyway, not important. Wether a flick is worth the money or not is important. Obviously the female cast is very, very strong. Five veterans each taking on two black guys is a very good formula but neither the star power or the compelling formula push this into the must-have category. Still a decent effort. This aptly begins with Melissa Lauren, a high class piece of ass. She does some very nice posing before the action goes down. It's actually more arousing than the fucking.
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Blow Pop
Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Faith, Cherokee, Kamila, Brandi Lyons, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Destiny Summers, Nicki Hunter, Nadia Hilton, Raine, Lexi Bardot, Christina Brooks, Cassidy Blue
Studio: 1st Strike
Directed by: De Montfort
Review brief: Whenever a new blowjob series is released, I always get suckered into buying it. I see the boxcover of the dvd and say to myself "I can't pass this by, this could be the next great bj series." Once in a while I get a nice little surprise and find an exciting series. Most of the time however, I end up severly disappointed by poor quality and just awful camera work. In the case of this movie, this is an even crappier experience than usual. I have seen so many of these terrible bj movies that I often just want to claw my eyes out just to make it stop. To resist that temptation, I will try to keep my hands busy writing this review. This movie features fifteen women in a total of 13 scenes. Many of the bjs here are on the seductive side, but there are a few that get pretty rough. Lets start with the bad things about this movie. First of all, there is absolutly no set up at all to the scenes, just the girls starting the blowjobs. Second, is the way the movie was shot. Director De Montfort made sure that every scene was shot with all his favorite bad angles.
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Ionie Luvcoxxx 2: I Only Love... It Up the Arse
Release date: 11/14/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2006 by picman
Starring: Katy, Carmen, Donna Marie, Alicia Rhodes, Pete LeMeat, Taylor Morgan, Jay Scarman
Studio: Private
Directed by: Ionie Luv Coxx
Review brief: Prologue Ionie Luvcoxxx has a series for Private where she does woman on the street, reality type gonzo. Of course the sex will fall to professionals or pro am. Of the girls on hand, the only one I recognize is Alicia Rhodes. She's reason enough to get me interested. Ionie herself looks to be a babe, and I like her work outfit. Let's see how it all works out. The video starts out with Ionie Luvcoxxx on the street trying to scare up some male performers by stopping guys on the street and asking if they'd like to fuck one of her girls up the ass. The strangers' faces are pixelated and they all turn Ionie down. I guess that seems a little odd. These guys aren't even curious enough to check out the scene. When I think of it, though, maybe they have fears of waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing. Things pick up at Ionie's house where she has an attractive brunette named Carmen ready for action.
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Bubble Gum Amateurs 12
Release date: 3/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by Walter
Starring: Nadia, Britney Madison, Devlyn
Studio: BDP Video
Review brief: Bubble Gum Amateurs Vol.12 BDP Video Productions Production Dates: 2000-2005 Director: None Credited Feature Length: 52:07 minutes Women: Britney Madison Nadia Devlyn Men: Not Credited Picture: The picture is clear and the lighting is very good for an amateur release. The screen freezes briefly once or twice during the 1st scene, but it is very minor and did not significantly affect my enjoyment of the scene. Sound: The sound is clear. There is no music. The beeper goes off and the phone rings during the 1st scene. Although this did not ruin the scene for me, it did annoy me somewhat, especially since it requires minimal effort to turn off the phone and beeper before the scene. DVD Layout: The DVD has one title and one chapter. Although this is an amateur production, some sub-chaptering would have been nice. I put amateur in quotes since the performers are probably paid and at least one of the females (Britney Madison) was a professional performer.
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Attention Cum-Shower Warning
Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Attention! Cum-Shower Warning! Maybe one lonely evening when the wife is at her mothers and the kids are sleeping over with friends, your mind might start to wander back to the strange allure of that dark alley distinguished only by a trail of dubious fluids and anomalous odours, the alley that leads to the GGG studio. So its on with the dirty mac and the dark glasses as we slip furtively into the night My personal interest in this movie is squarely on Daniela, a busty German brunette who made a pleasing contribution to Roccos Ibiza-based adventures. Its not so much that I find her particularly attractive more to do with the fact that her short-haired, anti-glam image runs against the type that Id naturally expect to see in porn, never mind the usual GGG mayhem (actually, shes even performed in some natursekt movies). Its like seeing the local librarian getting gangbanged in a swingers club.
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Blow Me (Demolition)
Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Ice La Fox, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Jamie Brooks, Kayla Marie, Jules Van Saint, Michelle B., Luci Thai, Leah Luv, Britney Madison, Shy Love, Sativa Rose, Amber Simpson, Tyla Wynn, Vanilla Skye, Chelsea Romero, Brooke Haven, Mya Mason
Studio: Demolition Video
Review brief: Those of you that have been reading my blowjob movie reviews know that I try to avoid movies with rough facefucking, gagging, and circus act nonsense. I know enough to stay away from purchasing movies such as Gag Factor, Slap Happy, and all those other awful movies. However, when a new series starts, as in the case of this movie, its hard to tell what kind of blowjobs will be shown. I took a chance and purchased it and hoped for the best. Sometimes I get a nice surprise and find an enjoyable little blowjob movie. Other times, such as with movie, I get a huge disappointment and a feeling that I just wasted my money. Although I am out twenty bucks, perhaps writing this review can save someone else some money. If the only thing wrong with this movie was that there was rough facefucking and forced deepthroat, that would not really be a bad thing. After all, some other people actually like this sort of thing. However, this movie has other really serious issues that make this a poor blowjob movie. Lets start with the camera work.
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Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District)
Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 22: 1-800-Fetish
Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Claudia, Nacho, Terri Summers, Tiffany Hopkins, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Alejandra Maderos, Antonio Ross, Yesy, Paco Roca
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jalif
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine #22 (1-800-FETISH) STUDIO: Private DIRECTOR:Jalif CAST:Alejandra, Claudia, Terri Summers, Silvia Lancome, Tiffany Hopkins, Yesy, Ramon Nomar, Andrea Moranti, Antonio Ross & Paco REVIEW: Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins, Claudia & Yesy Tiffany Hopkins is hot. She starts out dressed pretty conservatively, which I like, and gradually loses clothes as the scene goes on. The strange turtleneck contraption remains as the scene unfolds on a rooftop-- with Tiffany at the whim of a man with a leash, casually being 'walked' and then being thrown into a cage. Three men (in total) are involved and after releasing her from the cage, dump a trash can over her and rip and tear off all but her stockings. She gets fucked doggystyle while in the cage, fucked up the ass over the cage, as well as standard piledriver and RC--up the ass. The action goes on from day to nightfall. Tiffany, maintaining a tradition of gorgeous French sluts.
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Butt Blassted 3
Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by howie
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Van Damage, Ana Nova, Jason Horne, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit.
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Neu Wave Hookers
Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud.
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Bluelight
Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Big Tits Tight Slits 2 (New Machine)
Release date: 12/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Haley, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Trina Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Overview Early scenes of beauties like Melanie Jagger & Carmen Luvana, sound good ? Let's see. What I Liked Well, theres a Paige Turner here, who looks nothing at all like Page Turner that I remember from ' No Swallowing Allowed 3&4'. In fact, this 'Paige' looks a lot like Isabella Soprano ! Confused? Ah well whoever she is, this brunette has great natural breasts that look great while jiggling in doggy, and ever better later covered in come. Melanie had a great scene here, as she rode Joel Lawrence in reverse cowgirl anal.Hot. Taking some deep thrusts in spoon, Melanie gets a good facial for her efforts. Ah Bunny Luv, I had almost forgotten ye ! Man this girl was smokin' hot. Wonder why she didnt stick around longer. Anyhow, a cool old scene of hers' where she's sexy as hell being couch fucked by ol' Randy West. Some nice views of her bouncy naturals in reverse cowgirl , lookin' good. Bunny gets tit-fucked and tit blasted to end the scene, and wipes her man-muck deep into her skin like it was her favorite lotion.
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Hot Ass Latinas 3
Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006 by JAGnLA
Starring: Sean Michaels, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tyler Knight, Chanel Chavez, Finess Navaro, Jasmine Byrne, Destiny Summers, Sophia Castello, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: What I Liked Jasmine Byrne, Sophia Castello, Destiny Summers, Finesse Navarro, and Chanel Chavez. Need I say more? Seriously, there is not a dog in the bunch and most are better than good looking! While I did discover in the course of the last year or so that I may perhaps have a touch of "Yellow Fever," the thought that I was also becoming a bonafide Latina-file had not ocurred to me until I saw this DVD. As each scene began, I found myself thinking: "Hmmm...I'm not that familiar with this starlet, but she's fly." Without boasting a cast of marquee names, this movie does brag of a cast of all truly and exceptionally attractive women. For that reason alone, you may like this DVD whether or not the Latina angle floats ya boat. What I Disliked Unfortunately, alot. Platinum X Pictures is a decent studio and SMP (Sean Michaels Productions) a serviceable production group. I have never gone ga-ga over Sean's directing before - but he's never stood out in my mind as talentless either.
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Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley
Release date: 9/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Teagan Presley
Studio: Digital Playground
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 104 min. total footage (includes both angles) Production Date: 12 / 12 / 2004 Director: Joone Cast: Teagan and an uncredited guy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Digital Playgrounds virtual sex series has been kinda kit or miss for me. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: I wish that Teagan could do a My Plaything. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Virtual Teagan Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an interactive sex release that shows care and progress The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen thats so clear you can see the blemishes in the black sheet Digital Playground hangs in the background. Its also nicely lit. Music: The only music is during the strip tease, and there its the only audio. It fits well, but isnt anything overly special.
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Big Fucking Titties (Acid Rain)
Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2006 by MD James
Starring: Lee Stone, Sascha, Alyssa West, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Ms. Panther, Nadia Hilton, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Title: Big Fucking Titties Released by: Acid Rain Reviewed by MD James With a title like "Big Fucking Titties", you dont really have to guess whats going on, do you? Thankfully you dont have to. Theres really no big story to this video, so lets go right to the players Scene 1: Brandy Talore We see Brandy from a tilted angle, wearing a cute little black-and-red outfit that shows off her huge natural breasts. She pulls her boobs out and then takes off her panties and shows off her pussy to the camera. Then she gets to speak a little bit as she introduces herself, her boobs, then her boy-toy Sascha, whos already naked and hard. (Well at least he doesnt waste any time.) She goes down on him in an instant, sucking his cock for a while before putting it between her big boobs so he can tit-fuck her. Then she gets on the bed and lays down on her belly (and boobs) so he can fuck her in doggie-position. Well, actually he doesnt really fuck her in this position too often.
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Awesome Classics: The Sexy 70's
Release date: 2/10/2003
Reviewed on: 2/8/2006 by jimmy
Starring: Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Blake Palmer, Vanessa Del Rio, Seka
Studio: Hollywood Video
Review brief: This compilation is a bit of a let down really. The box cover features a very sexy photo of Vanessa Del Rio, unfortunately the contents of the dvd itself do not justify it. The film looks grainy with no attempt to restore it for today's dvd market and the so-called extras are just phone sex services! The scene with Vanessa is a solo one which starts with her washing a dildo in a kitchen sink. She becomes aroused and... Well you can guess what she does with it! As always she does look awesome, wearing black knee high boots and little else.
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Big Wet Asses 7
Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006 by Kelly
Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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Leather Angel
Release date: 11/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Randy Storm, Johnny Rahm, Dillon Reid, David Griffin, Nick Romano, Michael Gaylord
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Review brief: I am confused about the name of this movie as the DVD and box cover says it is Leather Angel, but all the titles in the film say it is Leather Angels. This film was originally produced in 1992 where we had some of that dreary music that played over and over again. As the name implies, this is a leather video, but its not one of those in a dark leather bar. The background scenes appear to be cheap props thrown together. Even with that, I prefer it over darkened bars. It mixes the scenes with black and white along with color video. In the opening scene, Dillon Reid, the cover model, appears to be chained by his hands while David Griffin is behind him rubbing all over and playing with Dillons nipples. Both are dressed in leather, but neither has the muscular body you normally associate with leather films. This scene is filmed in black and white. David does some sucking on Dillons dick and alternates back and forth between doing this and sucking on Dillons nipples.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/11/2006 by LSBReviews
Starring: Sean Michaels, Monica Mayhem, Haley Scott, Allie Ray, Simone Schiffer, Cassidy Blue, Mahlia Milian
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 Produced 11/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 134 minutes Directed by: Sean Michaels Starring: Monica Mayhem, Cassidy Blew, Simone Schiffer, Allie Ray, Mahlia, Haley Scott (DVD only) and Sean Michaels. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 features five scenes plus a bonus scene on the DVD. Each scene stars one girl having sex with Sean Michaels. The girls begin their scenes by touching themselves and posing in sexy positions before Sean joins in. Sean receives some head and fucks each girl before cumming. Cassidy, Simone and Haley (in the bonus scene) also have anal sex with Sean. Monica, Allie, Cassidy and Haley take facials. Sean cums on Mahlia's ass and near Simone's pussy. The DVD extras include some BTS footage, the bonus scene with Haley Scott, a photo gallery and website information. To be perfectly honest, I hated this film. The sex was boring, the cumshots were weak for the most part and the lighting was bad at times. A few of the girls are cute.
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Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Two young Poles are watching a gay video on TV. This gives them ideas so they strip down. One has a big nose and a small dick. The other has a small nose and a big dick. They are average lookers. They suck one another to no avail, as their dicks remain limp. The sucking is awkward. Finally they sit side by side and pull their puds until they achieve a semblance of hardness. They suck dick again. Big Dick applies some lube to his butthole. I dont know why as hes not the one to get fucked. Big Nose applies a condom to Big Dick and tries to sit down on the young Poles pole. He doesnt succeed so they sixty-nine. A third guy enters. Big Nose pulls down the newcomers trousers and sucks his dick thatnot surprisinglydoesnt get hard. With all else failing, Big Nose does somehow manage to fuck Big Dick doggy style. The newcomer crawls underneath and he and Big Dick sixty-nine. Big Dick continues to wear the condom he had on ages earlier. The music for this scene was downright weird. At times it sounded as though it should be accompanying a western movie.
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Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by howie
Starring: Jamie Lynn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Kinzie Kenner, Charlie Laine, Eva Angelina, Tiana Lynn, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Holly Morgan, Karina Kay
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Director: Patrick Collins Running time: 2:10 Cast listing: Scene 1 Jenna Haze & Charlie Laine Scene 2 Kinzie Kenner & Eva Angelina Scene 3 Kayla Paige & Bree Scene 4 Celeste Star & Holly Morgan Scene 5 Breezy & Karina Kay Scene 6 Jamie Lynn [solo maturbation] Scene 7 Tiana Lynn [squirting] & Sammie Rhodes [anal] My very short review: No Cocks Allowed 2 is a lesbian porno that just didnt work for me. The extensive focus on foot play (toe sucking, using foot to rub tits and pussy, toe fucking) and lack of energy/chemistry between the girls didnt float my boat. Besides the foot play, each of the scenes featured some toy usage but toys were not overpowering. The girls were good looking and the performances were okay. I wouldve liked for the girls to have been more glamorized instead of the bra and panty look at the start of each scene. The oddest scene was Jamies as it was a solo masturbation scene with the help of a vibrator in the bathroom. If a gun was held to my head, I would have to pick the last scene as the best of this bunch.
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Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006 by picman
Starring: Alexandria Dane, Payton Leigh, Lexxy Foxx, Chelsea Zinn
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Prologue One more journey into a Devil's Film MILF video.This one has the queen of the genre, Chelsea Zinn, of course. In addition, Alexandria Dane is on board. She's definitely in the right age group, and hopefully has retained her incredible hotness. I don't know the covergirl, Payton Leigh or Lilliana Monroe, but was not impressed by Lexxy Foxx in her previous MILF outing. Hopefully, director Mario Cassini will capture the right vibe here. The boxcover lists Lilliana Monroe. The opening credits have Tara Amore. WTF.How hard is it to synch the cast list with the video? Alexandria Dane, looking very much like she's gotten several miles put on her since last I saw her, answers her door in a long black diaphonous robe. Someone's come to install blinds in her well appointed home. She goes upstairs and calls the worker to help her with something. She asks him for advice on blacking out her bedroom windows so she can sleep during the day. He's totally distracted by her almost nude body and somewhat flustered.
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Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/2/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Butch Taylor, Rick Donovan, Brad Phillips, Michael Vincent, Chad James, J.W. King, Johnny Dawes, Leo Ford, Chris Burns, Jamie Bleu
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Review brief: I guess Im anal retentive or obsessive-compulsive but I prefer complete films to compilations. I know thats silly since 97 of porn films have no plot and are therefore compilations, but Im just funny that way. BARE BONERS is a compilation of 8 early pre-condom scenes from the vaults of HIS Studios. They haveI regret to saychosen poorly. In addition none of the scenes or performers are identified and that added to my frustration when I knew a performer but couldnt think of his name. Obviously all they were interested in here was to make a quick buck. The first scene opens as two blonds (Michael Vincent and Jamie Blue) arrive at a house. While adorable Jaime stays downstairs on the sofa with Chad James (who is nothing to turn you on) and a mustachioed dude (who has severe erection problems) Michael goes upstairs with a cute guy that I know but dont. Downstairs, Chad takes a pounce on Jamies cock and is soon sucking away. Soon all three are naked.
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Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Claudia, Andrea, Milena, Sativa, Paulo
Studio: Antigua Pictures
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 3.5 Antigua Pictures Presents Tranny's from the Hood Featuring Andrea, Sativa, Claudia, Paulo, and Milena SCENE ONE : Andrea, a good looking and slender blonde, wearing a barely there black and white print top to cover her small breasts, matching barely there miniskirt, with black panties, black leather arm warmers, and high heels to complete the look, comes walking down the stairs to a guy. She's got the body type I love, long and slender, with the blonde hair even, can't wait to see what she has packing, but first the guy kisses her ass and moves up to her now exposed chest, working his mouth and hands over her small natural titties. They kiss a bit and then the guy is helped out of clothes. She drops down to go down, sucking his cock with some POV shots thrown in briefly. The guy helps her out of her miniskirt and panties, and then he sucks her nicely shaved cock. She squeezes some milk out of her tit before bending over to get fucked on all fours, moving into reverse cowgirl where she rides his cock well.
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Release date: 3/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: David, Jan, Martin, Jakub, Petr, Miroslav, Petr N, Jakub V, Roland Somsak
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Banking on Bareback begins with three guys on a couch and in walk a couple more guys to discuss their past due payment at the bank. Little imagination is used here as it relates to script, wardrobe, etc. Three other guys appear to be workmen preparing to remove a picture and furniture from the room. The guys dont have the money and wish to offer up themselves in exchange for more time to get the money. No deal is really struck. The guys just start making out with each other. Quickly, there are nine guys that break out into three threesomes. One group is made up of Jan Ruzica, Jakub V, and Petr N. The second group is Petr, Jakub, and David. The last threesome is Rocky Summers, Miroslav, and Martin. All of the guys are of the twink variety, with the exception of Rocky who is a bodybuilder muscle stud with huge pecs and silver dollar nipples. The background music starts up and it continues throughout the video. Its very upbeat tempo. The guys do a sort of chain sucking with David sucking Jakub who is sucking Petr in one group.
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Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Sandra Romain, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels, Stacy Thorn, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black in the CrackBlack in the Back STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Sean Michaels CAST:Barbara Summer, Sandra, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Stacy Thorn, Trina Michaels, Tee Reel, Tyler Knight, Lee Bang, Julian St. Jox & Sean Michaels REVIEW: Sandra Staci Thorn Barbara Summer Once I saw the name of this title -- I thought 'pakin'amacindabackofdaac'. If you were listening to Big Punisher circa summer of 98', you may have had the same reaction. I at least understood what Big Pun meant, whereas with Black in the Crack, Black in the Back -- I don't have a clue. Anyway, not important. Wether a flick is worth the money or not is important. Obviously the female cast is very, very strong. Five veterans each taking on two black guys is a very good formula but neither the star power or the compelling formula push this into the must-have category. Still a decent effort. This aptly begins with Melissa Lauren, a high class piece of ass. She does some very nice posing before the action goes down. It's actually more arousing than the fucking.
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Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Faith, Cherokee, Kamila, Brandi Lyons, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Destiny Summers, Nicki Hunter, Nadia Hilton, Raine, Lexi Bardot, Christina Brooks, Cassidy Blue
Studio: 1st Strike
Directed by: De Montfort
Review brief: Whenever a new blowjob series is released, I always get suckered into buying it. I see the boxcover of the dvd and say to myself "I can't pass this by, this could be the next great bj series." Once in a while I get a nice little surprise and find an exciting series. Most of the time however, I end up severly disappointed by poor quality and just awful camera work. In the case of this movie, this is an even crappier experience than usual. I have seen so many of these terrible bj movies that I often just want to claw my eyes out just to make it stop. To resist that temptation, I will try to keep my hands busy writing this review. This movie features fifteen women in a total of 13 scenes. Many of the bjs here are on the seductive side, but there are a few that get pretty rough. Lets start with the bad things about this movie. First of all, there is absolutly no set up at all to the scenes, just the girls starting the blowjobs. Second, is the way the movie was shot. Director De Montfort made sure that every scene was shot with all his favorite bad angles.
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Release date: 11/14/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2006 by picman
Starring: Katy, Carmen, Donna Marie, Alicia Rhodes, Pete LeMeat, Taylor Morgan, Jay Scarman
Studio: Private
Directed by: Ionie Luv Coxx
Review brief: Prologue Ionie Luvcoxxx has a series for Private where she does woman on the street, reality type gonzo. Of course the sex will fall to professionals or pro am. Of the girls on hand, the only one I recognize is Alicia Rhodes. She's reason enough to get me interested. Ionie herself looks to be a babe, and I like her work outfit. Let's see how it all works out. The video starts out with Ionie Luvcoxxx on the street trying to scare up some male performers by stopping guys on the street and asking if they'd like to fuck one of her girls up the ass. The strangers' faces are pixelated and they all turn Ionie down. I guess that seems a little odd. These guys aren't even curious enough to check out the scene. When I think of it, though, maybe they have fears of waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing. Things pick up at Ionie's house where she has an attractive brunette named Carmen ready for action.
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Release date: 3/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by Walter
Starring: Nadia, Britney Madison, Devlyn
Studio: BDP Video
Review brief: Bubble Gum Amateurs Vol.12 BDP Video Productions Production Dates: 2000-2005 Director: None Credited Feature Length: 52:07 minutes Women: Britney Madison Nadia Devlyn Men: Not Credited Picture: The picture is clear and the lighting is very good for an amateur release. The screen freezes briefly once or twice during the 1st scene, but it is very minor and did not significantly affect my enjoyment of the scene. Sound: The sound is clear. There is no music. The beeper goes off and the phone rings during the 1st scene. Although this did not ruin the scene for me, it did annoy me somewhat, especially since it requires minimal effort to turn off the phone and beeper before the scene. DVD Layout: The DVD has one title and one chapter. Although this is an amateur production, some sub-chaptering would have been nice. I put amateur in quotes since the performers are probably paid and at least one of the females (Britney Madison) was a professional performer.
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Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Attention! Cum-Shower Warning! Maybe one lonely evening when the wife is at her mothers and the kids are sleeping over with friends, your mind might start to wander back to the strange allure of that dark alley distinguished only by a trail of dubious fluids and anomalous odours, the alley that leads to the GGG studio. So its on with the dirty mac and the dark glasses as we slip furtively into the night My personal interest in this movie is squarely on Daniela, a busty German brunette who made a pleasing contribution to Roccos Ibiza-based adventures. Its not so much that I find her particularly attractive more to do with the fact that her short-haired, anti-glam image runs against the type that Id naturally expect to see in porn, never mind the usual GGG mayhem (actually, shes even performed in some natursekt movies). Its like seeing the local librarian getting gangbanged in a swingers club.
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Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Ice La Fox, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Jamie Brooks, Kayla Marie, Jules Van Saint, Michelle B., Luci Thai, Leah Luv, Britney Madison, Shy Love, Sativa Rose, Amber Simpson, Tyla Wynn, Vanilla Skye, Chelsea Romero, Brooke Haven, Mya Mason
Studio: Demolition Video
Review brief: Those of you that have been reading my blowjob movie reviews know that I try to avoid movies with rough facefucking, gagging, and circus act nonsense. I know enough to stay away from purchasing movies such as Gag Factor, Slap Happy, and all those other awful movies. However, when a new series starts, as in the case of this movie, its hard to tell what kind of blowjobs will be shown. I took a chance and purchased it and hoped for the best. Sometimes I get a nice surprise and find an enjoyable little blowjob movie. Other times, such as with movie, I get a huge disappointment and a feeling that I just wasted my money. Although I am out twenty bucks, perhaps writing this review can save someone else some money. If the only thing wrong with this movie was that there was rough facefucking and forced deepthroat, that would not really be a bad thing. After all, some other people actually like this sort of thing. However, this movie has other really serious issues that make this a poor blowjob movie. Lets start with the camera work.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Claudia, Nacho, Terri Summers, Tiffany Hopkins, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Alejandra Maderos, Antonio Ross, Yesy, Paco Roca
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jalif
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine #22 (1-800-FETISH) STUDIO: Private DIRECTOR:Jalif CAST:Alejandra, Claudia, Terri Summers, Silvia Lancome, Tiffany Hopkins, Yesy, Ramon Nomar, Andrea Moranti, Antonio Ross & Paco REVIEW: Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins, Claudia & Yesy Tiffany Hopkins is hot. She starts out dressed pretty conservatively, which I like, and gradually loses clothes as the scene goes on. The strange turtleneck contraption remains as the scene unfolds on a rooftop-- with Tiffany at the whim of a man with a leash, casually being 'walked' and then being thrown into a cage. Three men (in total) are involved and after releasing her from the cage, dump a trash can over her and rip and tear off all but her stockings. She gets fucked doggystyle while in the cage, fucked up the ass over the cage, as well as standard piledriver and RC--up the ass. The action goes on from day to nightfall. Tiffany, maintaining a tradition of gorgeous French sluts.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by howie
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Van Damage, Ana Nova, Jason Horne, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud.
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Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Release date: 12/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Haley, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Trina Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Overview Early scenes of beauties like Melanie Jagger & Carmen Luvana, sound good ? Let's see. What I Liked Well, theres a Paige Turner here, who looks nothing at all like Page Turner that I remember from ' No Swallowing Allowed 3&4'. In fact, this 'Paige' looks a lot like Isabella Soprano ! Confused? Ah well whoever she is, this brunette has great natural breasts that look great while jiggling in doggy, and ever better later covered in come. Melanie had a great scene here, as she rode Joel Lawrence in reverse cowgirl anal.Hot. Taking some deep thrusts in spoon, Melanie gets a good facial for her efforts. Ah Bunny Luv, I had almost forgotten ye ! Man this girl was smokin' hot. Wonder why she didnt stick around longer. Anyhow, a cool old scene of hers' where she's sexy as hell being couch fucked by ol' Randy West. Some nice views of her bouncy naturals in reverse cowgirl , lookin' good. Bunny gets tit-fucked and tit blasted to end the scene, and wipes her man-muck deep into her skin like it was her favorite lotion.
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Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006 by JAGnLA
Starring: Sean Michaels, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tyler Knight, Chanel Chavez, Finess Navaro, Jasmine Byrne, Destiny Summers, Sophia Castello, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: What I Liked Jasmine Byrne, Sophia Castello, Destiny Summers, Finesse Navarro, and Chanel Chavez. Need I say more? Seriously, there is not a dog in the bunch and most are better than good looking! While I did discover in the course of the last year or so that I may perhaps have a touch of "Yellow Fever," the thought that I was also becoming a bonafide Latina-file had not ocurred to me until I saw this DVD. As each scene began, I found myself thinking: "Hmmm...I'm not that familiar with this starlet, but she's fly." Without boasting a cast of marquee names, this movie does brag of a cast of all truly and exceptionally attractive women. For that reason alone, you may like this DVD whether or not the Latina angle floats ya boat. What I Disliked Unfortunately, alot. Platinum X Pictures is a decent studio and SMP (Sean Michaels Productions) a serviceable production group. I have never gone ga-ga over Sean's directing before - but he's never stood out in my mind as talentless either.
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Release date: 9/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Teagan Presley
Studio: Digital Playground
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 104 min. total footage (includes both angles) Production Date: 12 / 12 / 2004 Director: Joone Cast: Teagan and an uncredited guy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Digital Playgrounds virtual sex series has been kinda kit or miss for me. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: I wish that Teagan could do a My Plaything. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Virtual Teagan Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an interactive sex release that shows care and progress The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen thats so clear you can see the blemishes in the black sheet Digital Playground hangs in the background. Its also nicely lit. Music: The only music is during the strip tease, and there its the only audio. It fits well, but isnt anything overly special.
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Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2006 by MD James
Starring: Lee Stone, Sascha, Alyssa West, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Ms. Panther, Nadia Hilton, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Title: Big Fucking Titties Released by: Acid Rain Reviewed by MD James With a title like "Big Fucking Titties", you dont really have to guess whats going on, do you? Thankfully you dont have to. Theres really no big story to this video, so lets go right to the players Scene 1: Brandy Talore We see Brandy from a tilted angle, wearing a cute little black-and-red outfit that shows off her huge natural breasts. She pulls her boobs out and then takes off her panties and shows off her pussy to the camera. Then she gets to speak a little bit as she introduces herself, her boobs, then her boy-toy Sascha, whos already naked and hard. (Well at least he doesnt waste any time.) She goes down on him in an instant, sucking his cock for a while before putting it between her big boobs so he can tit-fuck her. Then she gets on the bed and lays down on her belly (and boobs) so he can fuck her in doggie-position. Well, actually he doesnt really fuck her in this position too often.
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Release date: 2/10/2003
Reviewed on: 2/8/2006 by jimmy
Starring: Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Blake Palmer, Vanessa Del Rio, Seka
Studio: Hollywood Video
Review brief: This compilation is a bit of a let down really. The box cover features a very sexy photo of Vanessa Del Rio, unfortunately the contents of the dvd itself do not justify it. The film looks grainy with no attempt to restore it for today's dvd market and the so-called extras are just phone sex services! The scene with Vanessa is a solo one which starts with her washing a dildo in a kitchen sink. She becomes aroused and... Well you can guess what she does with it! As always she does look awesome, wearing black knee high boots and little else.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006 by Kelly
Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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Release date: 11/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Randy Storm, Johnny Rahm, Dillon Reid, David Griffin, Nick Romano, Michael Gaylord
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Review brief: I am confused about the name of this movie as the DVD and box cover says it is Leather Angel, but all the titles in the film say it is Leather Angels. This film was originally produced in 1992 where we had some of that dreary music that played over and over again. As the name implies, this is a leather video, but its not one of those in a dark leather bar. The background scenes appear to be cheap props thrown together. Even with that, I prefer it over darkened bars. It mixes the scenes with black and white along with color video. In the opening scene, Dillon Reid, the cover model, appears to be chained by his hands while David Griffin is behind him rubbing all over and playing with Dillons nipples. Both are dressed in leather, but neither has the muscular body you normally associate with leather films. This scene is filmed in black and white. David does some sucking on Dillons dick and alternates back and forth between doing this and sucking on Dillons nipples.
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