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69th Parallel
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2005 by matjaz
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Audio Quality: Needs work. Video Quality: Average Music: Corny. It was very repetitive. Borning music. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Initial Expectations: From the title 'Meet Shayla at the crossroads of her life', I'm assuming that this is would be a biographical adult films out there.
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Bombarded With Sperm (unter Sperma Beschuss)
Release date: 10/26/2004
Reviewed on: 5/7/2005 by RLD Fiend
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Bombarded With Sperm (Unter Sperma Beschuß) Studio: GGG Director: John Thompson Year: 2004 Feature Time: 1:20:44 Extras: Trailers (0:08:32) Starring: Cissie Themes: European, Gang Bang, Bukkake, Internal, Swallowing German With Subtitles. This is one of the recent releases of GGG in NTSC (as opposed to PAL) format, playable and available in the US. Previously these films were only available in Europe, but a firm called Black Widow is importing these movies from Germany and releasing them stateside. They are now available in American smut shops or online via bukkakeshop.com. List price however is $39.99 euros (about $50) for these films so they are relatively pricey. Such is the price for quality German smut. "GGG" stands for "German Goo Girls" and that is exactly what this series delivers. In GGG films girls are subjected to a monsoon of sperm from every possible angle. Usually, the girl(s) ends up looking like a giant glazed donut by the scene's end.
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Gob Swappers
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Venus, Trinity, Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Lisa Marie, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Genesis Skye, Goldie Cox
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Gob Swappers Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:27:51 Extras: Bonus Footage and Trailers (0:20:38) Starring: Genesis Skye Brooke Haven Lisa Marie Jezebelle Bond Vanessa Lane Lexxi Rippa Trinity Sophia Goldie Coxxx Lezley Zen Venus Gia Paloma Themes: Straight Sex, Spitting, Cum-Swapping Here's another pretty hot release from Vertigo, with a great cover featuring the blondes Genesis and Brooke Haven. I've reviewed several other movies from this studio, and I am very impressed with Vertigo's style of hardcore gonzo. Their trademark is spitting and drooling on the camera. They're also becoming known for inventive cum-play at the end of every scene, and a rough, high-energy gonzo attitude in their movies. Martin Del Toro seems to employ the freshest, hottest young porn starlets and really puts them through the hardcore paces. My big, and really only, complaint with "Gob Swappers" is that the cast list is pretty much a clusterfuck of disorganization.
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Sperm Swappers (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen, Lee Stone, Cailey Taylor, Andrea Moranty, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Dillan Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Poppy Morgan, Tory Lane, Victoria Sweet
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Here we go with a title starring several hot ladies who all have one thing they like to do, swap sperm! It is quite the site to see a pretty young girl take in a load and then turn to give her fried a taste of the spoils. There are some fabulously gifted women in this one led by Melissa Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Poppy Morgan are just several we get to watch. So let's get ready as each scene features a great twosome of females eager to suck and be fucked. Melissa Lauren & Tori Lane: Batting leadoff we have a very nice duo. Melissa is as nasty as any girl doing gonzo today and Tori has really started rising up the ladder too especially since she started doing anal on camera. The scene starts with the girls in a familiar room, I've seen this in so many dvds but I like the winding stairs and the room is so expansive in it's size. The girls are neatly decked out in some mesh outfits along with a tight top for Melissa. Tori's tits are trying to poke through her top and the girls start with some nice play to the breasts and some good caressing.
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Dog Trainer
Release date: 6/9/2004
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Kamil Klein, Sandra Russo, Max Cortes, Jessica May, Sandra Kay, Sofy, Luisa
Studio: Erotic Media
Directed by: Alex Romero
Review brief: Dog Trainer (Perras Amaestradas) Studio: Erotic Media Director: Alex Romero Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:07:21 Extras: None Starring: Jessica May Sandra Russo Karma Vanessa Lucie Sandra Kay Luisa DeMarco Sofy Themes: European, Anal Cover Quote: "A Raunchy Gonzo Suck & Fuck Sexflick" I've never had the opportunity to see anything from the company Erotic Media, a European studio based out of Switzerland. I was attracted to this one because of the great cover, featuring a colorful green-grass and blue-sky background with the sexy blonde Sandra Russo prominently in the center. Erotic Media claims that this release is "Eurocore" in large letters on the cover. I don't know exactly what that means, I'm guessing it's a shortened version of "European Hardcore." I can only hope that this video is as "hardcore" as they claim. Scene 1: Sandra Russo + Vanessa + Lucie and a guy Sandra Russo and Vanessa are cute blonde Euro-girls. Sandra is absolutely stunning and is the voluptuous beauty in the center of the front cover.
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Seduction Of a Surfer
Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Global Media Int.
Review brief: In the pre-condom days it was William Higgins that supplied us with the best American twink videos. Now that Higgins has moved to Prague and the big boys, its Kevin Clarke who is the American twink meister. SEDUCTION OF A SURFER is his latest. In listening to the directors audio commentary one learns that this is based on a true story. But its a true story that has its conclusion in this film. Cameron Slater, the star of the film, apparently lost his girl friend when she went away to college. So Cameron now has second thoughts about being in one of Clarkes videos and getting it on with a guy. Cameronwho we see on the coveris cute. Theres no other word for it. He defines the word cute. The film has a bit of a prologue with Cameron surfing (yes, they do surf on the east coast). He then decides to go up to his girlfriends college and catches her kissing another boy. Cameron then heads off to the Big Apple. Atop the Empire State Building, he looks through one of the viewers and spies two cuties making out somewhere in the city.
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Couples Guide To Great Sex Over 40 1
Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by astroknight
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 6 / 10 / 1995 Director: None credited Cast: Linda, Gary, Ruth, Nick, Gita, Phil, Kathy, and Dan in sexual situations and Dr. Culley Carson and Diana Wiley, M.A. lecturing The Short Story Initial Expectations: I?m not sure why this one grabbed my attention. Maybe I?m just curious to see if it covers having sex without breaking a hip... Initial Reaction: There?s some decent information, but it?s often so try that it might be best watched near a large body of water. Who Should Watch It : People who are getting a little older and wondering why or how sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants all talk and no sexual demonstrations The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects feel a bit dated. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and I don?t think I heard a single problem. The video is a bit more problematic. It?s nicely lit, but there video is slightly blurry and has very soft edges.
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Marie And Jack: A Hardcore Love Story
Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by Loraine SGPC
Starring: Jack Bravo, Aria
Studio: Comstock Films
Directed by: Tony Comstock
Review brief: Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story, from director Tony Comstock, has been talked about a good deal and justifiably cooed over since its release in 2003. Reviewers one by one have succumbed to the film's charm. They've been beguiled, like I was, by the fresh faced enthusiasm that Jack and Marie demonstrate for each other, engaged by their good natured humour and captivated by witnessing the intimacy and pleasure of authentic sex between this real life couple, all skillfully captured buy a clever filmmaker. Reading the many enthusiastic reviews at the Comstock website, all over the net and here at Adult DVD Talk, I realised two things, both of them relatively unusual in the porn world -- Marie and Jack appears to be a film that's regarded with a genuine and abiding affection and fondness by its viewers, reviewers and critics alike.
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Big White Wet Butts 2
Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Mark Anthony, Franco Roccaforte, Kayla Marie, Katrina Kraven, Max Black, Simone Peach, Kimmy Lee, Sophie Dee, Lee Bang, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Katja Kassin, Mark Anthony) The scene brings with the lovely Katja doing a super sexy tease dance with all the focus on her million dollar ass! Next theres a sequence where oil is poured slowly on her ass as she wiggle it for the camera. This followed with Katja in the shower masturbating as the water drips on the body. She uses soap and lathers herself up starting with her ass and proceeds rubbing soap on her pussy and breasts. Trust me, this is some hot tease footage! Shes joined in the shower by Mark. Katja sucks his cock as the water falls onto her body. She gives some great no hands head. Next she bends over so Mark can lick her pussy. He fucks her vaginally starting in standing doggie. They move from the shower to the bed and she mounts his cock cowgirl style. He fucks her pussy some more in doggie before switching to her ass. They try to get a few gape shots during the doggie, but Katjas ass seems much too tight.
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Kung Pow Kitty
Release date: 3/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Mika Tan, Bamboo, Avena Lee, Nyomi Marcela, Finess Navaro
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Review brief: Kung Pow Kitty Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:00:02 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:20:18) Starring: Mika Tan (Cover Girl) Bamboo Finesse Navarro Avena Lee Nyomi Marcela Themes: Asian, Rough Here's a new release from Vertigo Videos focusing on Asian chicks. Vertigo is quickly becoming one of my top five or so favorite porn studios. Their releases, usually directed by Martin Del Toro, are high-energy, aggressive sex romps which feature a lot of spitting, anal, face-fucking, and filthy and original cum-play in almost all of their scenes. "Kung Pow Kitty" has a great cover featuring Mika Tan, and I can only assume it will be as solid as the other movies I've seen from Vertigo. One innovation that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens. Virtually every scene I've seen from them involves spitting and drooling, generally right onto the camera, filmed from underneath. Usually everything gets quite sloppy in a Vertigo movie.
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My Virtual: Cheerleader Jackie
Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Jackie Ashe
Studio: Bouncy Pictures
Directed by: Ty Endicott
Review brief: My Virtual Cheerleader Jackie Studio: Bouncy Pictures Director: Ty Endicott Year: 2005 Feature Time: 1:11:31 Extras: Gogo Extreme / Interview / Trailers (0:28:05) Starring: Jackie Ashe Themes: Interactive, POV, Barely Legal This is a brand-new release from the studio Bouncy, the self-proclaimed "#1 in Virtual Sex." I've never seen anything from them before, but I had to pick this one up because it focuses on the fresh young newbie Jackie Ashe, who looks simply incredible on the cover playing a cheerleader. Jackie is a fresh 18-year-old starlet with an innocent look and playful attitude. I'm really looking forward to seeing her doing interactive sex in a hot cheerleader's outfit featured on the cover. It's an interactive DVD, so you navigate through various scenes by way of different menus like the "foreplay menu" and the "sex menu." I'll try to describe every option you have to watch the cute Jackie in action: "Let Her In" Jackie opens the door and we're introduced to the fresh young 18-year-old in her cute cheerleader uniform.
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Sport Fucking 4 (Red Light District)
Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: John Strong, Veronica, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Cathy, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lara Stevens, Angelina Crow, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: [ /image ] --> I'll be focusing on commentary so check out the other 3 reviews for more descriptive narrations of the action. [ /image ] --> SCENE 1: Penny Flame VS. Manuel Ferrara Vaginal, whipped cream, Facial It's Manuel's 29th birthday and he's having a midlife crisis! To remedy this his buddy Erik 'buys' him a birthday present named Penny. This will be a birthday to remember, especially considering that the birthday cake is made from grade A+++ ass topped with whipped cream. Commentary: This scene is an anomaly. Take a look at the energy rating I gave it and then look at the final score. Usually energy goes hand in hand with scene effectiveness. And why is this? Its because most porn out there lacks one crucial element where mach3 fucking and freak show dirtiness must be used to substitute it.
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Chasey Meets Krystal
Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by Famous
Starring: Chasey Lain, Andre Madness, Trinity, Krystal Steal, Tanya James, Jessica Jaymes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: I just got into Chasey Lain about three years ago, and since then, I have been hooked on her. To me, she was the most beautiful woman to ever perform in adult films. Sure, she doesn't have the sexual energy of other performers, but she is just so marvelous to look at that it doesn't really matter. Chasey took some time off from the porn biz, and came back in 2001 with a contract with Pleasure Prodcutions (which has since expired). I have no idea why it took years for this film to be released (I don't think any of the girls work for PP anymore, and Krystal Steal went on to become ClubJenna's first ever contract girl). With that being said, perhaps PP was waiting for Krystal's star to begin to really shine before they released this film, so from that standpoint, this was definitely the right time to release it. Chasey Meets Krystal was shot at a stylish Villa high in the hills of California, and just the surrounding itself is wonderful to look at. Each girl is interviewed, which is something I always enjoy seeing. Here's a breakdown of the scenes: Chasey/Krystal.
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Swallow My Squirt
Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Kyle Stone, Pascal St. James, Steven French, Jake Malone, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Welcome fans to a quick and dirty review for this title. I had anticipated this one for awhile and for some reason it escaped my brain that Tiana and Ariana did a scene together in this one but man oh man do they have fun in their scene with Jake Malone and Kyle Stone. Those two men were the luckiest sons of bitches walking the planet Earth the day they got to work with these two babes!! The energy and passion throughout that scene was awesome and both men should be commended for taking all the juice but really what guy wouldn't change places with them!! I would have liked more interaction between just the girls but we got enough to show these two heavyweights were a perfect match for each other. This was easily the best g/g pairing I've seen Ariana in. The ending was nice as each girl gets a load and they exchange it with each other. Our next scene stars young Flower who has fully bloomed I'd say. Jake is back for more here and since there is no other guy he gets more juice than ever which he greedily swallows down the hatch.
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Jamie Loves Jeff
Release date: 9/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by vodka tonic
Starring: Tom Byron, Jamie Summers, Jeff Stryker, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasCinematography : Michael CatesCast : Jamie Summers, Megan Leigh, Nikki Knights, Erica Boyer, Jeff Stryker, Tom Byron, Kim Alexis (non-sex)Running Time : 80 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, sex adsShort Story : Jamie & Jeff used to be the hottest couple in high school, until she dumped him for dorky lawyer Tom and Jeff ended up marrying Megan. 5 years later, at the High School Reunion, the former lovers fall in love all over again, while their respective spouses embark on a little grudge fun of their own.SCENE BREAKDOWN :1) MEGAN LEIGH & JEFF STRYKER [ /image ] -->Macho man Jeff takes a break from plumbing and beer-guzzling to sex up his wife in the kitchen. "Jeff, don't get so rough", says Megan. Come on, Megan, a little more conviction. Jeff Stryker playing macho is, how can I phrase this, a must-see. Dynamite. His hair never moves. Anyway, pretty vixen Megan eats his thick cock with gusto, then he pumps her on the kitchen stand, first in missionary, then in doggy.
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Intensities In 10 Cities 2
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by Selena Silver
Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Victoria, Guy DiSilva, Kira, Katrina, Steve Holmes, Priscilla, Suzanne, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Silvia Lancome, Jazz Duro, Gloria Gucci, Jasmine Byrne, Leanna Bacci, Emily Steele, Randi Taylor
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" 68 [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The Inside View with Selena Silver - May 4th, 2005 The Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver. Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie. "Intensities in 10 Cities #2" a Brandon Iron production from Platinum X Pictures Intensities in 10 Cities #2: "At a Glance" [ /image ] --> Overall Rating: 4.5 Director Brandon Iron Studio: Platinum X Pictures Cast: Suzanne, Victoria, Priscilla, Gloria Gucci, Katrina, Jasmine Byrne, Sylvia Lancombe, Emily Steele, Kira, Lena Bacco, Randi Taylor, Brandon Iron, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, Toni Ribas, Jazz Duro, Guy DiSilva Release Date: March 1, 2005 Total Run Time: 6 hrs 29 mins Total Scenes: 10 Scenes + 2 bonus scenes Fetish Summary: Masturbation, Fingering, Kissing, Toys, Pussy-Licking, Ass-Eating, Toy-Sucking, Foot J
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Cum Oozing Holes
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Kat, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lyla Lei, Penny Flame, Gia Paloma, Sativa Rose, Tyla Wynn, Vanilla Skye
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: I thought I was done reviewing for the day but that picture of Sativa Rose on the cover kept calling out to me so I just had to put this one in and give it a look. With a title like Cum Oozing holes I suspect a creampie movie and watching the opening sequence that is indeed confirmed so while the pie isn't my thing I'll greatly enjoy watching these guys and gals bake up these creations! Tyla Wynn: Up first we have a young lady that is such a joy to watch as she brings the youthful vigor and energy I love to see in a scene. She eats, sleeps, and thinks cock so sit back and enjoy! The scene starts off with some good shots of Tyla in her red lingerie, the sexy stare was very good from her and the shot swings around to let us check out her ass and it's a good un! But I love those wonderful tits she's sporting on her chest and we get some generous shots of those babies. Tyla also presses her ass up against the glass divider she's standing next to and we then see some good finger play to that ass by young Miss Wynn.
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Tonsil Hockey
Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Monica Mayhem, Victoria Sin, Hailey Young, Brooke Haven, Kelly Kline
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Tonsil Hockey Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:11:40 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:18:26) Starring: Victoria Sin (Cover Girl) Brooke Haven Kelly Kline Monica Mayhem Hailey Young Themes: Oral, Spitting Vertigo Videos is quickly shooting to the top of my list of favorite porno studios. Martin Del Toro and the other guys at Vertigo simply know how to put out hardcore, aggressive gonzo videos with lots of spitting and rougher sex. The genre of porn they have been producing is one that really hits home with this reviewer. This movie "Tonsil Hockey" is a collection of four-guy blow bangs with lots of emphasis on drooling and face-fucking. This is one of my favorite genres of porn, and the cast looks awesome, so I'm really looking forward to watching this title. One innovation that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens itself.
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Loaded (Digital Playground)
Release date: 3/2/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: This is one of the most intelligently written and acted xxx rated movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. It's a buddy cop movie, which is a stereotype in mainstream movies, and has been done many times in adult, as well, but never this well. Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson approached director Nic Andrews saying they wanted to do a buddy cop flick, and Andrews wrote the script with them in mind, reproducing the way they normally talk to each other. Barrett and Eric then did an outstanding job bringing the thing to life. There's also an astonishing amount of shooting, explosions and pyrotechnics. Andrews also did an amazing job with the title sequence and some transitional helicopter shot sequences. This is one slick, very professional looking production. It must have had a generous budget, and the whole budget is on the screen. This is definitely a couples film, not a raincoater, because there is no anal sex, and the five sex scenes are all pretty much plain vanilla.
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Double Parked 12
Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Jada Fire, Jada, Dillion Day, Dennis, Trinity, Kid Jamaica, Nick Manning, George Uhl, Sascha, Joe Monti, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Melissa Black, Myra, Ellen Saint, J.J.
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Welcome fans to another installment where it's totally ok to have more than one "car" parked in a girl! We have some beautiful young girls on hand to watch and with DVSX I know the technical aspects to this dvd will look good and the action should also rev up any engine until it's firing hard 'n' fast! So let's not waste any time, put your cock in gear and jump in the fast lane!! Jada Fire: Leading off we get a very busty and fun loving black woman. The scene gets underway with a cool visual effect and you see Jada doing some posing in front of a couch. This tease also includes some close up black and white footage but it's the dreamlike sequence that lets this tease stand out along with Jada's busty figure. The black and white footage is reminiscent of the Janet Jackson video for me where she's in the desert dancing around, love how Jada's skin looked in this footage a lot. We slowly see her lose the clothes and you see her bush is neatly shaven and a watch how she unleashes her twin towers, very nice and sexy.
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Fuck My Ass -N- Make Me Cum 5
Release date: 4/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Trinity, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Vanilla Skye, McKenzie Lee, Stacy Thorn
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Welcome porn fans to my first ever porn review of a high definition dvd. I don't have a hi-definition tv so not sure if this will look different on my tv than it would on one of those but I do get a different look to the scenes than your normal gonzo or even a feature dvd. I was hard pressed to find a way to describe the look to the dvd's picture. Someone suggested widescreen and perhaps as the people are larger, kinda slightly stretched out but it's not widescreen like you see in the movies or even on a widescreen dvd for a mainstream movie as that's the verion I exclusively buy when I get dvds. So still searching I came up with a strange choice perhaps and you'll have to do some looking if you don't have this cd in your collection. The picture as I see it on this dvd reminds me of the Beatles cd Rubber Soul and it's cover but the people are moving in this case as there it's a still photo.
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Perfect Secretary, The (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by MLyons
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: [ /image ] --> The Perfect Secretary Mike Lyons Reviews Director Nick Orleans Cast Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Michelle B., Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gun, Reno, Bianca Pureheart (NON SEX). Genre Feature Condoms Tommy Gun and Carmen Luvana - Scene 2. Vincent Vega and Carmen Luvana - Scene 4 Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Better Sex Video Series 8: You Can Last Longer
Release date: 9/29/2001
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by astroknight
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 37 min. Director: Francesco Marini Cast: Hosted by Derek C. Polonsky, MD and Marian E Dunn, PhD with a few uncredited couples giving demonstrations The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sinclair. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has some good information, but is also extremely clinical. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting better ejaculatory control Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting education with a stroke factor The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive for a feature thats well over ten years old. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video shows a little age, but has very little grain and is nicely lit. This is a surprisingly good looking and sounding release! Music: Theres a little cheesy music in the background. Menus: The menus are pretty basic.
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Analgeddon 2
Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Julian, Marco, Sophia, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Mark Ashley, Lanny Barbie, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Lisa Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: Analgeddon 2 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Director: Julian Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:10:54 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Photo Shoot / Trailers (0:42:16) Starring: Lanny Barbie (Cover Girl) Renee Pornero Lisa Lee Jayna Oso Sophia Themes: Anal Cover Quote: "Gaping Shitholes With Pretty Faces" Well, the cover promises us "gaping shitholes" which sounds pretty filthy, Lanny Barbie's on the cover posing seductively with her fine ass, and the first "Analgeddon" was a seriously hot fuck flick. Platinum X Pictures is infamous for putting out non-stop quality gonzo movies. All of these things add up to a promising and anticipated anal release indeed. Some of Platinum X's movies suffer from the dreaded "chroma shift" problem where the performers and other objects on screen have bizarre colored halos around them. The problem has supposedly been addressed (although the recent "Open For Anal" seems to still suffer from the chroma shift).
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Rocco's The Lady And Her Tramps
Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/4/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco gonzos are always hard to figure out. Sometimes there's a script going on but you know they're just excuses to get to sex. At the start of the movie, the Lady is instructing her girls how to shake their booty. I'm not sure if she's a madame or a lousy dance instructor. Anyway, Rocco and his crew crashes her house and she tries to shoo them away because her girls are too young? Vivien, Arwen, Franco Roccaforte, and Kid Jamaica: Vivien is a girl that has Joan Osborne hair. She's about as attractive as Joan too. Arwen is a very cute blonde with a great body that I've seen in many DVSX movies. Franco is messing with the piano in the house and also blowing a flute. He's playing the piano with his schlong which causes Arwen to accidentally drool in laughter. Vivien practices blowing Franco's instrument while Arwen flirts with Kid Jamaica over a motorcycle. Vivien's okay with the blowjob. Anal rimming from Vivien. When Teo and Vivien have sex in the cowgirl, her hair keeps falling into Teo's face. Vivien and Teo seem to dig each other.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2005 by matjaz
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Audio Quality: Needs work. Video Quality: Average Music: Corny. It was very repetitive. Borning music. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Initial Expectations: From the title 'Meet Shayla at the crossroads of her life', I'm assuming that this is would be a biographical adult films out there.
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Release date: 10/26/2004
Reviewed on: 5/7/2005 by RLD Fiend
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Bombarded With Sperm (Unter Sperma Beschuß) Studio: GGG Director: John Thompson Year: 2004 Feature Time: 1:20:44 Extras: Trailers (0:08:32) Starring: Cissie Themes: European, Gang Bang, Bukkake, Internal, Swallowing German With Subtitles. This is one of the recent releases of GGG in NTSC (as opposed to PAL) format, playable and available in the US. Previously these films were only available in Europe, but a firm called Black Widow is importing these movies from Germany and releasing them stateside. They are now available in American smut shops or online via bukkakeshop.com. List price however is $39.99 euros (about $50) for these films so they are relatively pricey. Such is the price for quality German smut. "GGG" stands for "German Goo Girls" and that is exactly what this series delivers. In GGG films girls are subjected to a monsoon of sperm from every possible angle. Usually, the girl(s) ends up looking like a giant glazed donut by the scene's end.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Venus, Trinity, Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Lisa Marie, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Genesis Skye, Goldie Cox
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Gob Swappers Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:27:51 Extras: Bonus Footage and Trailers (0:20:38) Starring: Genesis Skye Brooke Haven Lisa Marie Jezebelle Bond Vanessa Lane Lexxi Rippa Trinity Sophia Goldie Coxxx Lezley Zen Venus Gia Paloma Themes: Straight Sex, Spitting, Cum-Swapping Here's another pretty hot release from Vertigo, with a great cover featuring the blondes Genesis and Brooke Haven. I've reviewed several other movies from this studio, and I am very impressed with Vertigo's style of hardcore gonzo. Their trademark is spitting and drooling on the camera. They're also becoming known for inventive cum-play at the end of every scene, and a rough, high-energy gonzo attitude in their movies. Martin Del Toro seems to employ the freshest, hottest young porn starlets and really puts them through the hardcore paces. My big, and really only, complaint with "Gob Swappers" is that the cast list is pretty much a clusterfuck of disorganization.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen, Lee Stone, Cailey Taylor, Andrea Moranty, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Dillan Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Poppy Morgan, Tory Lane, Victoria Sweet
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Here we go with a title starring several hot ladies who all have one thing they like to do, swap sperm! It is quite the site to see a pretty young girl take in a load and then turn to give her fried a taste of the spoils. There are some fabulously gifted women in this one led by Melissa Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Poppy Morgan are just several we get to watch. So let's get ready as each scene features a great twosome of females eager to suck and be fucked. Melissa Lauren & Tori Lane: Batting leadoff we have a very nice duo. Melissa is as nasty as any girl doing gonzo today and Tori has really started rising up the ladder too especially since she started doing anal on camera. The scene starts with the girls in a familiar room, I've seen this in so many dvds but I like the winding stairs and the room is so expansive in it's size. The girls are neatly decked out in some mesh outfits along with a tight top for Melissa. Tori's tits are trying to poke through her top and the girls start with some nice play to the breasts and some good caressing.
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Release date: 6/9/2004
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Kamil Klein, Sandra Russo, Max Cortes, Jessica May, Sandra Kay, Sofy, Luisa
Studio: Erotic Media
Directed by: Alex Romero
Review brief: Dog Trainer (Perras Amaestradas) Studio: Erotic Media Director: Alex Romero Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:07:21 Extras: None Starring: Jessica May Sandra Russo Karma Vanessa Lucie Sandra Kay Luisa DeMarco Sofy Themes: European, Anal Cover Quote: "A Raunchy Gonzo Suck & Fuck Sexflick" I've never had the opportunity to see anything from the company Erotic Media, a European studio based out of Switzerland. I was attracted to this one because of the great cover, featuring a colorful green-grass and blue-sky background with the sexy blonde Sandra Russo prominently in the center. Erotic Media claims that this release is "Eurocore" in large letters on the cover. I don't know exactly what that means, I'm guessing it's a shortened version of "European Hardcore." I can only hope that this video is as "hardcore" as they claim. Scene 1: Sandra Russo + Vanessa + Lucie and a guy Sandra Russo and Vanessa are cute blonde Euro-girls. Sandra is absolutely stunning and is the voluptuous beauty in the center of the front cover.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Global Media Int.
Review brief: In the pre-condom days it was William Higgins that supplied us with the best American twink videos. Now that Higgins has moved to Prague and the big boys, its Kevin Clarke who is the American twink meister. SEDUCTION OF A SURFER is his latest. In listening to the directors audio commentary one learns that this is based on a true story. But its a true story that has its conclusion in this film. Cameron Slater, the star of the film, apparently lost his girl friend when she went away to college. So Cameron now has second thoughts about being in one of Clarkes videos and getting it on with a guy. Cameronwho we see on the coveris cute. Theres no other word for it. He defines the word cute. The film has a bit of a prologue with Cameron surfing (yes, they do surf on the east coast). He then decides to go up to his girlfriends college and catches her kissing another boy. Cameron then heads off to the Big Apple. Atop the Empire State Building, he looks through one of the viewers and spies two cuties making out somewhere in the city.
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Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by astroknight
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 6 / 10 / 1995 Director: None credited Cast: Linda, Gary, Ruth, Nick, Gita, Phil, Kathy, and Dan in sexual situations and Dr. Culley Carson and Diana Wiley, M.A. lecturing The Short Story Initial Expectations: I?m not sure why this one grabbed my attention. Maybe I?m just curious to see if it covers having sex without breaking a hip... Initial Reaction: There?s some decent information, but it?s often so try that it might be best watched near a large body of water. Who Should Watch It : People who are getting a little older and wondering why or how sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants all talk and no sexual demonstrations The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects feel a bit dated. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and I don?t think I heard a single problem. The video is a bit more problematic. It?s nicely lit, but there video is slightly blurry and has very soft edges.
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Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by Loraine SGPC
Starring: Jack Bravo, Aria
Studio: Comstock Films
Directed by: Tony Comstock
Review brief: Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story, from director Tony Comstock, has been talked about a good deal and justifiably cooed over since its release in 2003. Reviewers one by one have succumbed to the film's charm. They've been beguiled, like I was, by the fresh faced enthusiasm that Jack and Marie demonstrate for each other, engaged by their good natured humour and captivated by witnessing the intimacy and pleasure of authentic sex between this real life couple, all skillfully captured buy a clever filmmaker. Reading the many enthusiastic reviews at the Comstock website, all over the net and here at Adult DVD Talk, I realised two things, both of them relatively unusual in the porn world -- Marie and Jack appears to be a film that's regarded with a genuine and abiding affection and fondness by its viewers, reviewers and critics alike.
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Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Mark Anthony, Franco Roccaforte, Kayla Marie, Katrina Kraven, Max Black, Simone Peach, Kimmy Lee, Sophie Dee, Lee Bang, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Katja Kassin, Mark Anthony) The scene brings with the lovely Katja doing a super sexy tease dance with all the focus on her million dollar ass! Next theres a sequence where oil is poured slowly on her ass as she wiggle it for the camera. This followed with Katja in the shower masturbating as the water drips on the body. She uses soap and lathers herself up starting with her ass and proceeds rubbing soap on her pussy and breasts. Trust me, this is some hot tease footage! Shes joined in the shower by Mark. Katja sucks his cock as the water falls onto her body. She gives some great no hands head. Next she bends over so Mark can lick her pussy. He fucks her vaginally starting in standing doggie. They move from the shower to the bed and she mounts his cock cowgirl style. He fucks her pussy some more in doggie before switching to her ass. They try to get a few gape shots during the doggie, but Katjas ass seems much too tight.
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Release date: 3/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Mika Tan, Bamboo, Avena Lee, Nyomi Marcela, Finess Navaro
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Review brief: Kung Pow Kitty Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:00:02 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:20:18) Starring: Mika Tan (Cover Girl) Bamboo Finesse Navarro Avena Lee Nyomi Marcela Themes: Asian, Rough Here's a new release from Vertigo Videos focusing on Asian chicks. Vertigo is quickly becoming one of my top five or so favorite porn studios. Their releases, usually directed by Martin Del Toro, are high-energy, aggressive sex romps which feature a lot of spitting, anal, face-fucking, and filthy and original cum-play in almost all of their scenes. "Kung Pow Kitty" has a great cover featuring Mika Tan, and I can only assume it will be as solid as the other movies I've seen from Vertigo. One innovation that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens. Virtually every scene I've seen from them involves spitting and drooling, generally right onto the camera, filmed from underneath. Usually everything gets quite sloppy in a Vertigo movie.
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Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/6/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Jackie Ashe
Studio: Bouncy Pictures
Directed by: Ty Endicott
Review brief: My Virtual Cheerleader Jackie Studio: Bouncy Pictures Director: Ty Endicott Year: 2005 Feature Time: 1:11:31 Extras: Gogo Extreme / Interview / Trailers (0:28:05) Starring: Jackie Ashe Themes: Interactive, POV, Barely Legal This is a brand-new release from the studio Bouncy, the self-proclaimed "#1 in Virtual Sex." I've never seen anything from them before, but I had to pick this one up because it focuses on the fresh young newbie Jackie Ashe, who looks simply incredible on the cover playing a cheerleader. Jackie is a fresh 18-year-old starlet with an innocent look and playful attitude. I'm really looking forward to seeing her doing interactive sex in a hot cheerleader's outfit featured on the cover. It's an interactive DVD, so you navigate through various scenes by way of different menus like the "foreplay menu" and the "sex menu." I'll try to describe every option you have to watch the cute Jackie in action: "Let Her In" Jackie opens the door and we're introduced to the fresh young 18-year-old in her cute cheerleader uniform.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: John Strong, Veronica, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Cathy, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lara Stevens, Angelina Crow, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: [ /image ] --> I'll be focusing on commentary so check out the other 3 reviews for more descriptive narrations of the action. [ /image ] --> SCENE 1: Penny Flame VS. Manuel Ferrara Vaginal, whipped cream, Facial It's Manuel's 29th birthday and he's having a midlife crisis! To remedy this his buddy Erik 'buys' him a birthday present named Penny. This will be a birthday to remember, especially considering that the birthday cake is made from grade A+++ ass topped with whipped cream. Commentary: This scene is an anomaly. Take a look at the energy rating I gave it and then look at the final score. Usually energy goes hand in hand with scene effectiveness. And why is this? Its because most porn out there lacks one crucial element where mach3 fucking and freak show dirtiness must be used to substitute it.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by Famous
Starring: Chasey Lain, Andre Madness, Trinity, Krystal Steal, Tanya James, Jessica Jaymes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: I just got into Chasey Lain about three years ago, and since then, I have been hooked on her. To me, she was the most beautiful woman to ever perform in adult films. Sure, she doesn't have the sexual energy of other performers, but she is just so marvelous to look at that it doesn't really matter. Chasey took some time off from the porn biz, and came back in 2001 with a contract with Pleasure Prodcutions (which has since expired). I have no idea why it took years for this film to be released (I don't think any of the girls work for PP anymore, and Krystal Steal went on to become ClubJenna's first ever contract girl). With that being said, perhaps PP was waiting for Krystal's star to begin to really shine before they released this film, so from that standpoint, this was definitely the right time to release it. Chasey Meets Krystal was shot at a stylish Villa high in the hills of California, and just the surrounding itself is wonderful to look at. Each girl is interviewed, which is something I always enjoy seeing. Here's a breakdown of the scenes: Chasey/Krystal.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Kyle Stone, Pascal St. James, Steven French, Jake Malone, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Welcome fans to a quick and dirty review for this title. I had anticipated this one for awhile and for some reason it escaped my brain that Tiana and Ariana did a scene together in this one but man oh man do they have fun in their scene with Jake Malone and Kyle Stone. Those two men were the luckiest sons of bitches walking the planet Earth the day they got to work with these two babes!! The energy and passion throughout that scene was awesome and both men should be commended for taking all the juice but really what guy wouldn't change places with them!! I would have liked more interaction between just the girls but we got enough to show these two heavyweights were a perfect match for each other. This was easily the best g/g pairing I've seen Ariana in. The ending was nice as each girl gets a load and they exchange it with each other. Our next scene stars young Flower who has fully bloomed I'd say. Jake is back for more here and since there is no other guy he gets more juice than ever which he greedily swallows down the hatch.
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Release date: 9/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by vodka tonic
Starring: Tom Byron, Jamie Summers, Jeff Stryker, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasCinematography : Michael CatesCast : Jamie Summers, Megan Leigh, Nikki Knights, Erica Boyer, Jeff Stryker, Tom Byron, Kim Alexis (non-sex)Running Time : 80 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, sex adsShort Story : Jamie & Jeff used to be the hottest couple in high school, until she dumped him for dorky lawyer Tom and Jeff ended up marrying Megan. 5 years later, at the High School Reunion, the former lovers fall in love all over again, while their respective spouses embark on a little grudge fun of their own.SCENE BREAKDOWN :1) MEGAN LEIGH & JEFF STRYKER [ /image ] -->Macho man Jeff takes a break from plumbing and beer-guzzling to sex up his wife in the kitchen. "Jeff, don't get so rough", says Megan. Come on, Megan, a little more conviction. Jeff Stryker playing macho is, how can I phrase this, a must-see. Dynamite. His hair never moves. Anyway, pretty vixen Megan eats his thick cock with gusto, then he pumps her on the kitchen stand, first in missionary, then in doggy.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by Selena Silver
Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Victoria, Guy DiSilva, Kira, Katrina, Steve Holmes, Priscilla, Suzanne, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Silvia Lancome, Jazz Duro, Gloria Gucci, Jasmine Byrne, Leanna Bacci, Emily Steele, Randi Taylor
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" 68 [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The Inside View with Selena Silver - May 4th, 2005 The Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver. Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie. "Intensities in 10 Cities #2" a Brandon Iron production from Platinum X Pictures Intensities in 10 Cities #2: "At a Glance" [ /image ] --> Overall Rating: 4.5 Director Brandon Iron Studio: Platinum X Pictures Cast: Suzanne, Victoria, Priscilla, Gloria Gucci, Katrina, Jasmine Byrne, Sylvia Lancombe, Emily Steele, Kira, Lena Bacco, Randi Taylor, Brandon Iron, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, Toni Ribas, Jazz Duro, Guy DiSilva Release Date: March 1, 2005 Total Run Time: 6 hrs 29 mins Total Scenes: 10 Scenes + 2 bonus scenes Fetish Summary: Masturbation, Fingering, Kissing, Toys, Pussy-Licking, Ass-Eating, Toy-Sucking, Foot J
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Kat, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lyla Lei, Penny Flame, Gia Paloma, Sativa Rose, Tyla Wynn, Vanilla Skye
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: I thought I was done reviewing for the day but that picture of Sativa Rose on the cover kept calling out to me so I just had to put this one in and give it a look. With a title like Cum Oozing holes I suspect a creampie movie and watching the opening sequence that is indeed confirmed so while the pie isn't my thing I'll greatly enjoy watching these guys and gals bake up these creations! Tyla Wynn: Up first we have a young lady that is such a joy to watch as she brings the youthful vigor and energy I love to see in a scene. She eats, sleeps, and thinks cock so sit back and enjoy! The scene starts off with some good shots of Tyla in her red lingerie, the sexy stare was very good from her and the shot swings around to let us check out her ass and it's a good un! But I love those wonderful tits she's sporting on her chest and we get some generous shots of those babies. Tyla also presses her ass up against the glass divider she's standing next to and we then see some good finger play to that ass by young Miss Wynn.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Monica Mayhem, Victoria Sin, Hailey Young, Brooke Haven, Kelly Kline
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Tonsil Hockey Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:11:40 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:18:26) Starring: Victoria Sin (Cover Girl) Brooke Haven Kelly Kline Monica Mayhem Hailey Young Themes: Oral, Spitting Vertigo Videos is quickly shooting to the top of my list of favorite porno studios. Martin Del Toro and the other guys at Vertigo simply know how to put out hardcore, aggressive gonzo videos with lots of spitting and rougher sex. The genre of porn they have been producing is one that really hits home with this reviewer. This movie "Tonsil Hockey" is a collection of four-guy blow bangs with lots of emphasis on drooling and face-fucking. This is one of my favorite genres of porn, and the cast looks awesome, so I'm really looking forward to watching this title. One innovation that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens itself.
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Release date: 3/2/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: This is one of the most intelligently written and acted xxx rated movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. It's a buddy cop movie, which is a stereotype in mainstream movies, and has been done many times in adult, as well, but never this well. Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson approached director Nic Andrews saying they wanted to do a buddy cop flick, and Andrews wrote the script with them in mind, reproducing the way they normally talk to each other. Barrett and Eric then did an outstanding job bringing the thing to life. There's also an astonishing amount of shooting, explosions and pyrotechnics. Andrews also did an amazing job with the title sequence and some transitional helicopter shot sequences. This is one slick, very professional looking production. It must have had a generous budget, and the whole budget is on the screen. This is definitely a couples film, not a raincoater, because there is no anal sex, and the five sex scenes are all pretty much plain vanilla.
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Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Jada Fire, Jada, Dillion Day, Dennis, Trinity, Kid Jamaica, Nick Manning, George Uhl, Sascha, Joe Monti, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Melissa Black, Myra, Ellen Saint, J.J.
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Welcome fans to another installment where it's totally ok to have more than one "car" parked in a girl! We have some beautiful young girls on hand to watch and with DVSX I know the technical aspects to this dvd will look good and the action should also rev up any engine until it's firing hard 'n' fast! So let's not waste any time, put your cock in gear and jump in the fast lane!! Jada Fire: Leading off we get a very busty and fun loving black woman. The scene gets underway with a cool visual effect and you see Jada doing some posing in front of a couch. This tease also includes some close up black and white footage but it's the dreamlike sequence that lets this tease stand out along with Jada's busty figure. The black and white footage is reminiscent of the Janet Jackson video for me where she's in the desert dancing around, love how Jada's skin looked in this footage a lot. We slowly see her lose the clothes and you see her bush is neatly shaven and a watch how she unleashes her twin towers, very nice and sexy.
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Release date: 4/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Trinity, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Vanilla Skye, McKenzie Lee, Stacy Thorn
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Welcome porn fans to my first ever porn review of a high definition dvd. I don't have a hi-definition tv so not sure if this will look different on my tv than it would on one of those but I do get a different look to the scenes than your normal gonzo or even a feature dvd. I was hard pressed to find a way to describe the look to the dvd's picture. Someone suggested widescreen and perhaps as the people are larger, kinda slightly stretched out but it's not widescreen like you see in the movies or even on a widescreen dvd for a mainstream movie as that's the verion I exclusively buy when I get dvds. So still searching I came up with a strange choice perhaps and you'll have to do some looking if you don't have this cd in your collection. The picture as I see it on this dvd reminds me of the Beatles cd Rubber Soul and it's cover but the people are moving in this case as there it's a still photo.
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Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by MLyons
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: [ /image ] --> The Perfect Secretary Mike Lyons Reviews Director Nick Orleans Cast Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Michelle B., Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gun, Reno, Bianca Pureheart (NON SEX). Genre Feature Condoms Tommy Gun and Carmen Luvana - Scene 2. Vincent Vega and Carmen Luvana - Scene 4 Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr.
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Release date: 9/29/2001
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by astroknight
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 37 min. Director: Francesco Marini Cast: Hosted by Derek C. Polonsky, MD and Marian E Dunn, PhD with a few uncredited couples giving demonstrations The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sinclair. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has some good information, but is also extremely clinical. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting better ejaculatory control Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting education with a stroke factor The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive for a feature thats well over ten years old. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video shows a little age, but has very little grain and is nicely lit. This is a surprisingly good looking and sounding release! Music: Theres a little cheesy music in the background. Menus: The menus are pretty basic.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Julian, Marco, Sophia, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Mark Ashley, Lanny Barbie, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Lisa Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: Analgeddon 2 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Director: Julian Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:10:54 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Photo Shoot / Trailers (0:42:16) Starring: Lanny Barbie (Cover Girl) Renee Pornero Lisa Lee Jayna Oso Sophia Themes: Anal Cover Quote: "Gaping Shitholes With Pretty Faces" Well, the cover promises us "gaping shitholes" which sounds pretty filthy, Lanny Barbie's on the cover posing seductively with her fine ass, and the first "Analgeddon" was a seriously hot fuck flick. Platinum X Pictures is infamous for putting out non-stop quality gonzo movies. All of these things add up to a promising and anticipated anal release indeed. Some of Platinum X's movies suffer from the dreaded "chroma shift" problem where the performers and other objects on screen have bizarre colored halos around them. The problem has supposedly been addressed (although the recent "Open For Anal" seems to still suffer from the chroma shift).
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Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/4/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco gonzos are always hard to figure out. Sometimes there's a script going on but you know they're just excuses to get to sex. At the start of the movie, the Lady is instructing her girls how to shake their booty. I'm not sure if she's a madame or a lousy dance instructor. Anyway, Rocco and his crew crashes her house and she tries to shoo them away because her girls are too young? Vivien, Arwen, Franco Roccaforte, and Kid Jamaica: Vivien is a girl that has Joan Osborne hair. She's about as attractive as Joan too. Arwen is a very cute blonde with a great body that I've seen in many DVSX movies. Franco is messing with the piano in the house and also blowing a flute. He's playing the piano with his schlong which causes Arwen to accidentally drool in laughter. Vivien practices blowing Franco's instrument while Arwen flirts with Kid Jamaica over a motorcycle. Vivien's okay with the blowjob. Anal rimming from Vivien. When Teo and Vivien have sex in the cowgirl, her hair keeps falling into Teo's face. Vivien and Teo seem to dig each other.
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