Les Perversions 4 Review

Reviewed by Andy M  on  5/31/2005

The Les Perversions series is really leading the way when it comes to girl-girl gonzo porn, and other companies would do well to take a leaf out of Sineplex's book. This installment is the best of the first five, with two incredibly good scenes, one good scene, and one throwaway scene.

SCENE 1: Monica Mayhem (rough platinum blonde in red) and Vicky (big-titted blonde in black)
We start with this pair of typical LA porn sluts (fake blonde hair, over-size tits, unsightly tattoos) kissing on a couch. After fast-forwarding endless titty-licking, we start the scene proper with Vicky removing Monica's panties from behind, and assessing their contents. Vicky is nice and talkative, and she makes the very fair observation that Monica has a "cute little butthole". Vicky licks her pussy, while Monica puts a finger into that butthole, encouraged by Vicky. Monica has a well-worn face, but damn, her ass still looks sweet.

Next we see Vicky making a buzzing blue vibrator nice and wet with spit, ready to slide into Monica's cunt. After this Vicky fucks Monica's mouth with the vibrator, to make it "nice and wet ready for my ass". Monica looks good pushing the vibrating play thing in and out of Vicky's second love tunnel. Next we move on to Monica's ass. She claims she's doing anal for the first time. I'm saying nothing. Anyway, she starts with a token inch-and-a-half-long red vibrating bead in her ass, before moving on to a small purple dildo (which also vibrates). Then Vicky gets a black dildo nice and deep in her ass, and the girls kiss. Ok, so Monica has a pretty ass, but she also has bruises on the back of her thighs that don't look attractive, and basically she's nothing special. Definitely not special enough to appear in a scene with no ATM, no ATOGM, no ass-licking, and only a small anal dildo.

SCENE 2: Mayra (flat-chested brunette in white), Suellen (submissive dyed blonde), Angel (pretty dark girl with white necklace-bra) and Alina (filthy brunette in a dog collar)
Holy fuck, this scene is hot! These are four nasty, nasty Brazilians who just exude sex. Group scenes very rarely work, because there's often too much going on, but this one is a cracker. Two of the girls are extra-special: Alina, who really takes the initiative - she does the filthy stuff herself, but also guides the other girls down naughty paths; and Suellen, who plays the opposite role, a submissive who takes whatever Alina dishes out to her (namely, lots of spit and ATOGM). Suellen really is just the most incredible dirt-bag - from her face you'd be forgiven for thinking she's a transsexual, but this is just one dirty bitch on heat.

The girls start exploring each other's bodies with hands and tongues (much overlooked in g/g flicks - it's great seeing girls lick all over each other, backs, arms, necks). Eventually Alina goes to work on Suellen's pussy; meanwhile Mayra licks Angel, who responds by slipping a finger into Mayra's ass. The four girls kiss, and Alina and Suellen share some spit. Mayra asks Suellen to hold Alina's ass-cheeks apart for some oral-anal contact. Alina more than returns the favour - she really rims Mayra well, and fingers her ass a bit too. They then both rub against Suellen and Angel, who are busy doing 69.

Cut to the girls sitting along a sofa, each dildoing their own pussy with PTM. There's more tongue-play here, which is a recurrent theme throughout the scene. Alina, particularly, really drools a lot - very sexy. Then we stack Suellen on Alina, and Mayra dildos their pussies, while Angel provides her mouth for miscellaneous services. This goes on for a while; in amongst it, Mayra prepares the two starfish for later fun with her tongue, and Angel with her right index finger.

Then Mayra and Angel sit next to each other, while Alina and Suellen respectively go to work on their pussies with dildos. Alina drops plenty of spit into Mayra's mouth, then switches her dildo into Mayra's wastepipe, then A2A into Angel. Alina does ATOGM from Mayra while Suellen's rimming Angel: this is a great combination to watch! Alina does loads more ATOGM and licks Mayra's ass. Of course, she's only human, and she can't resist tasting Angel's ass ATOGM too; back to Mayra's poo-tunnel for a while, and then Alina unselfishly offers Suellen some samples of Angel's bum juice. There can be few things sexier that seeing a girl take a dildo out of another girl's ass, and then put it into a third girl's mouth. Being a girl herself, Alina obviously knows what other girls really, really like, so she gives all three of the others some A2P pleasure. Suellen, in particular, takes relentless A2P while Mayra and Angel fuck each other with a double-ended dildo.

For the finale, the other three finally get their chance to go to work on Alina's sublime Brazilian ass. Alina spits in Suellen's face and into her mouth. Mayra does ATOGM and there's more spit exchanged all round. The ending of the scene is great: Alina pulls the dildo out of her own ass, then all four girls share a very wet, messy kiss and soak the dildo ATOGM. Awesome end to an awesome scene.

SCENE 3: Alexandra (raven-haired beauty) and Nina (gorgeous Russian brunette)
The girls walk up some stairs. They're both Eastern European, and both look so hot that you nearly do yourself an injury. Nina, especially, is as hot a chick as you will ever see. In a more just world, she'd be a multi-millionaire supermodel, instead of fingering other girls' bums for a living. Anyway, they run their hands over each other, they move their bodies in and out, they touch tongues - it's super-sexy. Then we're on a bed, and there's some brief pussy licking. Alexandra fingers her own ass, before Nina sticks an S-shaped green glass dildo into it. Nina does repeated ATOGM, then the glass dildo goes A2P, but the anal is very shallow - only to the first bend of the S.

Next up, Alexandra straps a dildo to her mouth and fucks Nina's pussy with it. We get some great shots of Alexandra occasionally shyly raising her eyes to the camera as her face thrusts in and out. No prizes for guessing where the face dildo goes next - Nina looks sensational kneeling on the bed as Alexandra pushes in and out of her flawless ass. At the end, of course, Nina cleans off the dildo sticking out of her friend's mouth ATM. Then it's Nina's turn to put on a pink face dildo - Alexandra's pussy and ass get penetrated, and she gets her share of ATM. The girls kiss to finish. A good scene, but if the director had arranged more variety, and encouraged the girls to put in more energy, it could have been a great scene.

SCENE 4: Ashley Fires (pretty blonde-next-door in white) and Cassie Young (blonde with lots of little tattoos in white)
This is the second truly first-rate scene in the film. These girls relish nastiness: they talk the talk, and they radiate energy and enthusiasm for each other and for the sex. Neither girl is exceptionally beautiful, but they're both pretty enough (especially Ashley), and the action is the thing: the scene is really heavy on analingus, with lots of mouth-to-mouth kissing and fluid exchange as well.

We start with Ashley in grey panties wiggling her ass for Cassie, who's admiration for its size and fleshiness is obvious. Cassie tries a jiggle too: as she says, "my ass is little, but I try my best". Bless her. The girls then have some fun with "little Cassie" (her pet name for her cunt), which gets a good tongue-bath from Ashley. Cassie reciprocates, and gets her fingers gooey too. Luckily, Cassie doesn't just enjoy sliding her wet tongue across Ashley's moist pink slit: this girl also has a voracious appetite for ass, which we see throughout the scene, and she gets her first quick taste here, to Ashley's audible delight. Cassie then fingers Ashley's ass and pussy at the same time, and the girls kiss before Ashley gets her chance to run her tongue along Cassie's inviting ass-crack. Then Cassie brings out the classic chat-up lines you find in all the books: "Stick your finger in my ass ... tongue fuck my ass". Ashley complains that "it's so fucking tight that I can't get my tongue in there", though she strains away eagerly, giving it her best shot.

From now on, the scene becomes electrifying. Ashley spreads cream over Cassie's asshole, and licks it all clean. She then licks cream off her pussy and tits, and the girls pass cream back and forth between their mouths: it's all extremely sensual, and the girls revel in it. Ashley slaps Cassie's tits and flicks her nipples with her fingers, then slaps her pussy and ass. It's all playful, but there's lots of energy. Then it's Cassie's turn to lick the cream from Ashley's tits and tummy, before we move onto a great segment where Cassie repeatedly spreads cream over Ashley's angelic asshole, then licks it off with considerable gusto. Don't pass out just yet, cuz it only gets better. Cassie has a colourful ice lolly to stick up Ashley's ass. The lolly breaks and melts, and Cassie sucks the juice out of Ashley's ass. Her tongue just keeps probing endlessly at Ashley's bumhole - it's a beautiful thing to watch.

Cassie has a red vibrator for Ashley's pussy, but as long as her tongue is still glued to Ashley's ass, I'm happy. Ashley looks great with her gorgeous long legs spread miles apart in scissors, and Cassie does a quick finger ATOGM. The vibrator then makes its way into Ashley's ass, which winks invitingly at Cassie. Cassie repeatedly imparts tender ATOGM, and Ashley does ATM. After this it's Ashley's turn to work on Cassie with a blue vibrator: first her pussy while fingering her ass, then some more analingus, and finally the dildo heads for Cassie's rectum. Ashley licks Cassie's toes a little - it's a pity it wasn't the other way round, as Ashley has a really sweet pair of feet. She also understands the importance of mututal ATOGM as part of a healthy relationship, and she caringly repays Cassie's earlier favour. She also lets Cassie do ATM.

We're almost at the end of a very long scene (not that you really notice it - it's amazing how time flies when you're watching girls lick each other's asses). There's just time for Ashley to get her chance to put a nice cold popsicle into Cassie's holes, then taste it ATOGM and lick out the juice from Cassie's ass. A romantic wet kiss closes a memorable scene.