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Boxcover for Bi Nurse Therapy
Bi Nurse Therapy

Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/10/2005 by Jay

Starring: Jenna Red, Roland Somsak, Lukas Lucky, Joska Kalvoda, Caroline Brel, Kristina Linhart, Tereza Walker, Jarda Dvoska, Mike Drew, Andrew Matyasz, Ruddy Holubec, Stanley Kovacs
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Alan Pelican

Review brief: There is something so hot about two men that are fucking a woman. She is sucking their cocks. They are eating her out. Then out of the blue one of the guys starts to suck the other guy. Bi porn that involves men interacting with each other gets me so hard because it has this masculinity behind it that makes me blow. This film is no exception and one of the best I've seen, mainly because of the HOT HOT HOT men. These guys you can tell are 100 straight and were just in need of some extra cash. They look uncomfortable kissing, sucking and especially getting fucked. I swear it had to be the first time they were with another guys. The last scene in particular is so hot because of the size of Andrew's cock. It is so thick and long that when he was fucking the girl I shot my load, but then when he turned and started to fuck the guy I shot again. It's like watching two frat boys go wild one night. Who cares about plot or acting.
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Bed Heads

Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 12/10/2005 by Jay

Starring: Jason Ridge, Trevor Knight, Arpad Miklos, Bobby Williams, Corbin Michaels, Tony Bishop, Troy Punk
Studio: Adonis Pictures


Review brief: Bobby Williams and Trevor Knight are up first in this film. Bobby is having a crazy dream from which Trevor wakes him. Bobby doesn't want to make up cause the dreamis about their landlord and a guy whose car broke down. Bobby tries to fall back asleep to continue the dream, but Trevor insists he tell it to him. Troy Punk and Arpad Miklos are the first part of the dream Bobby talks about. It's great to see these two big hunky men get it on. This has to be the best scene since its just filled will testosterone. After that Trevor wants to tell Bobby a scene about a real experience that happened to him. He talks about how he and the HOT Jason Ridge come together. Next up after that Bobby tells a story that involved himself in a 3 way. But of course the film ends with Bobby and trevor pleasing each other in another sex scene that is sure to impress. This film gives the viewer what they want, chiseled looking men, playing hard. I guess I just want a little more from a film. It got me off twice but I just wouldn't watch it again.
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Boxcover for Private Movies 22: Lady of the Rings 2
Private Movies 22: Lady of the Rings 2

Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 12/10/2005 by Cuddly Wombat

Starring: Silvia Saint, Johanna, Lara Stevens, Liliane Tiger, Simony Diamond, Saana, Vyona
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring

Review brief: I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I feel it in my balls! Lady of the Rings 2 is finally here - the second and final instalment in Privates homage to The Lord of the Rings. [Cue heroic, stirring, very loud orchestral music] The opening sequence is a short visual recap of the erotic events in Lady of the Rings, Part 1. We see lovely soft-focus footage of strangely familiar New Zealand landscapes, and then a collection of short scenes from the first movie. There is a voiceover from the same bird that usually pops up doing the English voiceovers in Private trailers and BTS segments.
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Boxcover for Manplay 22: Hardwork
Manplay 22: Hardwork

Release date: 12/10/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Derrick Hanson, Tober Brandt, Chuck Scott, Logan Steele, Alec Brawley, Ben Harrison, Cam Kurtz, Alex Brawley
Studio: Titan Media


Review brief: MANPLAY 22 is unlike any other of the series. First off it has a title: HARDWORK. Then instead of the usual orgy it consists of three scenes. A sort of Titan featurette, I guess. Now let me say before I start complaining, I was as horny as Ive ever been having gone at least a week without any release so I was primed and ready. At the films conclusion I was no longer in that state but I hadnt had any release either. MANPLAY 22 is the worst thing to come from Titan I have ever seen. I couldnt believe a studio of their caliber would release it. The first scene takes place in a garage. Tober Brandt takes a mattress from the back of a pickup and Chuck Scott takes out his prick. Tober sucks Chucks prick, and Chuck fucks Tober. If you like scruffy brawny guys who would probably frighten small children then perhaps this would appeal to you. Neither does a thing for me. The second scene does better. Ben Harrison goes down on Alec Brawley. Both are average looking.
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Boxcover for Young Sluts, Inc. 17
Young Sluts, Inc. 17

Release date: 11/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Van Damage, Mr. Pete, Sunny Lane, Mary Anne, Claire Robbins, Veronica Stone, Lacie Heart, Charlotte Stokely, Jane Waters, AnnaBelle Lee
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Jane Waters

Review brief: Young Sluts is a series similar to Hustler's Barely Legal series except there's no chick writing a letter to Hustler bragging about her exploits. The girls are all really cute in a girl next door kind of way with their lithe bodies and youthful looks. The sex scenes were all conventional b/g scenes except for the last g/g/g scene. Charlotte Stokely & Mr. Pete Anna Pierceson & Steven St. Croix Veronica Stone & Van Damage Mary Anne & Chris Cannon Claire Robbins, Sunny Lane, and Lacie Heart (with Van Damage in a cameo role) Charlotte Stokely is painting when Mr. Pete rides in on a horse. Charlotte actually looks like she knows what she's doing which kind of adds to her artistic hippie allure. Their scene was hampered when they move from a well lit area to a tent which darkens the scene. Anna Pierceson's scene improves as she plays a ballerina practicing in a converted barn. She seem to have some chemistry with Steven. Well the chemistry being that he sweats a lot.
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Boxcover for University Of Austyn
University Of Austyn

Release date: 9/20/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by LSBReviews

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Rita Faltoyano, Austin Moore, Katie Morgan, Barrett Blade, Vicky Vette, Brad Baldwin, Tory Lane, Austyn Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness

Review brief: University of Austyn Produced 07/05 Adam & Eve Pictures (www.adameve.com) 103 minutes Directed by: Andre Madness Starring: Austyn Moore, Katie Morgan, Tory Lane, Rita Faltoyano, Vicky Vette, Brad Baldwin, Steven St. Croix, Trent Sulari, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone and Barrett Blade. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Feature Condoms used with Austyn Lite comedy about University life for cheerleader/journalist Austyn Moore. Austyn is Adam & Eve new contract star and I believe this is her first film for them. The film features five sex scenes, plus a bonus sex scene on the DVD starring Penny Flame. Austyn is a very cute blonde, as is her friend Katie Morgan. Austyn is in two scenes. One scene is with Austyn fucking Evan Stone while Tommy Gunn screws Katie. And Austyn is in the last scene with Barrett Blade. Austyn fucks with condoms in both her scenes. Evan cums on Austyn's belly and pussy, while Barrett finishes on her belly and chest. The film also stars brunette beauty Tory Lane who is the only girl fucked in the ass and sucks cock ATM.
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Boxcover for Alabama Takedown
Alabama Takedown

Release date: 12/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Jay

Starring: Jon Galt, Owen Hawk, Bobby Williams, Cliff Rhodes, Jay Armstrong, Damon DeMarco, Spencer Quest, Joey Milano, Blu Kennedy, Colby Keller, Ken Mack, Luke Montana, Zack Evans
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Joe Gage

Review brief: Titan again puts together a 3 hour package of real looking men in real looking sex scenes with a twist for those who have the wrestling fetish. In Alabama Takedown Titan brings together some hot beefy masculine butch guys who love to fuck, suck, eat ass, piss, fist and wrestle. Directed by Joe Gage who has become well know for pushing the envelop with his steamy fuck fests. His hot dialogue and ability to put the camera in the most unusual places make Alabama Takedown a must see. Cliff Rhodes and Spencer Quest are two brothers whose wrestling school serves up fucking, sucking, rimming, and some raunch. Owen Hawk Ken Mack, Jon Galt, Bobby Williams, Cliff Rhodes, Colby Keller, Damon Demarco, Jay Armstrong, Joey Milano, Jon Galt, Luke Montana, and Zack Evans. These men get down and dirty wrestling there way to pure fucking. With coached topping their students. Coaches teaching their student how to fuck and suck. This all leads up to the big finish with a five man orgy! Where we get a three way fuck that will blow your mind and load.
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Boxcover for Young Cream Pies 12
Young Cream Pies 12
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Ryder7


Studio: New Machine


Review brief: What a MAJOR dissapointment! Featuring 6 scenes of crappy video compilations from the early to mid 90s (I'm guessing the dates from some of the mullet and goofy ass haircuts some of the males have.) Some "lo-lights".... Well, its called cream pies, which means the guys cum inside the girls...with the exception of one girl, we see poor pies with no cream. *Argh!!!!! My EYES!!!!!!!!! Seriously, if I had known Ed Powers was gonna be in this I would have SKIPPED this disc altogether! I dont know about real life..well I do if I judge how (I) have sex...and thats WITHOUT wearing my glasses..oh, and when I DO wear socks, they are nice WHITE SPORT SOCKS..not black dress socks! WTF????????? Another scene has some chick screwing her real life boyfriend... an overweight hispanic guy who just lays there cause his fat ass cant do too much..now I aint got nuthin against overweight people..I used to be 50 lbs over once myself..but I am sure I wouldnt want to be filmed while FAT and naked!..Too much realism for me..porn is supposed to about fantasy. All in all, much ado about nothing.
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Boxcover for Ass Eaters (Mother Productions / Starr)
Ass Eaters (Mother Productions / Starr)

Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Sergio, Jessica James, Kat Kleevage, Barbi Blazer
Studio: Mother Productions


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Kat Kleevage, Barbie Blazer, Jessica James, and Sergio The Short Story Initial Expectations: I love to watch ass eating, but Mother Productions DVDs have been poor enough that I just cant get up too much hope. Initial Reaction: Its far from great, but its not bad either. Who Should Watch It : Fans of ass eating Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anal sex to go with the ass eating or nothing but ass eating The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are lacking a bit, which is far from uncommon with the movies from Mothers / Fetish Films. The audio is surprisingly good, with very few background noises and only a little change in the audio level throughout the movie. The video is a little weaker, and has quite a few soft focus blurs as well as a little camera motion. Music: None Disc Complaints: The disc is extremely minimal in any technical ability.
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Boxcover for Gangland 55
Gangland 55

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Wesley, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Sheridan, Claudia Rossi, Janet Alfano
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: Gangland #55 STUDIO: Devil's Film DIRECTOR: CAST:Claudia Rossi, Janet Alfano, Sheridan, Wesley, Kid Jamaica & Franco "Teo" Roccaforte REVIEW: I haven't been too thrilled about any of the recent Gangland installments, including the Cream Pie version, but the latest offerings are very good. I'll be reviewing Gangland Cream Pie #7 shortly. Anyway, Claudia Rossi is looking better than ever nowadays. I recently saw her in Euro Sluts 7: Italian Bitch and she looks great there too. She just looks so damn good, which is why I gave her scene slightly better marks. Janet Alfano is one of my favorites. She's getting dreadfully skinny but she still has that same flair that got me into her in the first place. These guys are a walk in the park for her. I'm not familiar with Sheridan but she fits in nicely. She's a busy girl. All three ladies were very into the action and made it look good. The guys work well together so there's nothing but fluent double penetration, including doggystyle DP.
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Boxcover for Reflections Of Flesh 3
Reflections Of Flesh 3

Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Netguy

Starring: Scott, Alex, Smitty, Cain, Rod, Quinn
Studio: Body Shoppe


Review brief: The rating is a bit low but thats because there really isn't any plot or actual sex. Occasionally I enjoy a decent amateur film and seeing some average looking guys as opposed to the makeup clad, model looking, studs. Reflections of the Flesh 3 features a handful of straight, young guys that you could easily find in your local gay bar or walking the streets, and although a bit tedious at times, it was fairly enjoyable watching these goys jerk off. The highlight of the film comes at the end, or should I say cums, when we get treated to a three-way and even a bit of boy on boy action. It begins with a young, thin, skater boi, named Alex who says he has skipped school because Uncle Don has promised him some pussy. He hopes its a blond. Lets hope not! Im certainly not in the mood for any pussy! As he waits for the pussy Alex strips and begins playing with his cock while he watches some porn in a seedy room. Hes covered in freckles and they shouldve stayed clear from the close-ups as hes really in need of some acne medication. I remember when I was 18.
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Boxcover for Rocco's Nasty Tails 2
Rocco's Nasty Tails 2

Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Carlos, Dasha, Suzie, Shelly, Franco Roccaforte, Marie, Kid Jamaica, Stefany, Roly Reeves, Juliano Ferraz, Jazz Duro, Megan D., Julia Robert, Michael Chapman, Veronica Da Souza
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: Roccos Nasty Tails #2 STUDIO: Evil Angel DIRECTOR:Rocco Siffredi CAST:Veronika De Souza, Nikki Sun [Marie], Shelly, Julia Roberts, Suzie Carina, Dasha, Megan D, Stefany, Juliano Ferraz, Jazz Duro, Kevin King, Kid Jamaica, Michael Chapman, Carlos, Roly Reeves, Franco "Teo" Roccaforte, Leslie Taylor & Rocco Siffredi REVIEW: If you haven't seen much of Rocco's stuff, his use of props like helicopters may enhance your experience, but I've seen him use these kind of props before so it doesn't really sway me. Nevertheless, Rocco is probably unparalleled when it comes to props and locations. The first scene takes place on a military compound of sorts where they're repairing/building aircraft. One of the mechanics is a very cute Shelly and under her camo-jumpsuit she has a great body. Megan D is the quintessential plain jane/business type and of course Rocco has his way with her. The amazing Suzie Carina has worked with Rocco before and buffs him off (not to completion) on a chopper while in flight.
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Boxcover for Barely Legal: Corrupted 4
Barely Legal: Corrupted 4

Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Crucifixio Jones

Starring: Mark Davis, Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Tiger, Kurt Lockwood, Penny Flame, Eve Laurence, Adriana Delfind
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: 3/5ths GREAT Barely Legal: Corrupted 4 2005, 2 hours and 34 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Eve Laurence, Penny Flame, Daisy, Adriana Delfino, Tiger What You Should Know: Let's keep it short and sweet. Tiger and Adriana are newbies you haven't seen before and likely won't see again. They give peformances typical of girls in their not-so-unique situation. They're plenty hot to watch and Styles' expertise behind the camera makes it all pretty and pleasurable to do so but I won't be wasting the ink to tell you about their fairly average scenes. The real story is the first three scenes that start off Hustler's Barely Legal: Corrupted 4. Scene One: Penny Flame with Mark Davis I defy you to see Penny Flame and tell me she doesn't remind you of a younger Jewel De'Nyle. She has the very same sly, come-hither glances and facial expressions and a similarly playful yet uninhibited wanton sexual energy about her that I loved so much in Jewel.
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Boxcover for Man's Best Friend (Elegant Angel)
Man's Best Friend (Elegant Angel)

Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Brian Surewood, Tommy Gunn, Bailey, Mark Wood, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Jenaveve Jolie, Tiana Lynn, Sunny Lane, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zakk Wylde

Review brief: Well fans it seems we have a new interpretation of the term Man's Best Friend with this new title from Elegant Angel. For years and years this term has always refered to the canine and I'd hardly call any of the hotties assembled for this one dogs. On the contrary these are some of the hottest women being shot on film today. You have Jeneveve Jolie, Tiana Lynn, Sunny Lane, Sandra Romain, Katja Kassin, Bailey, and finally Haley Paige making up the great cast. As for the swordsmen brought in you get the cocks of Tommy Gunn, Brian Surewood, Sascha, and Mark Wood-- all reliable so far as keeping a good hard on and with these girls I really don't think many would experience that problem. Now there was one scene that really made me sit up and take notice and it was the second one with Tiana Lynn and Sunny Lane.
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Boxcover for Mr. Chews Asian Beaver
Mr. Chews Asian Beaver

Release date: 10/6/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Pagoda

Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Tommy Gunn, Finess Navaro, Kia Tolentino, Lacey Tom, Michelle Maylene, Asami Urano
Studio: Twisted Pink


Review brief: Initial Expectations Mr Chews Asian Beaver is taken from the website of the same name.  Judging from the title, I expect zero anal, and I expect all the girls to be Asian.  I've taken keen interest in Twisted Pink, the company that produces this line as well as Big League Facials and Barefoot Maniacs, because they have signed my fave stud of all time, Julian, to an exclusive contract.  If I want new Julian, I must get him from Twisted Pink.  I've watched several downloads from various sites in the Twisted Pink network, and I like the tone of their scenes.  If I were going to direct all-sex porn, this is how I'd do it.  Even the sets, which are obviously a bunch of "rooms" in a big warehouse, appeal to me.  The place is a big porn factory--there's nothing fancy about it.  All Asian Beaver scenes begin with the female talent looking into the camera while being interviewed by producer Lola.
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Boxcover for Teen Factor
Teen Factor

Release date: 7/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Anastasia, Claudia Clair, Lisa Lee, Salma de Nora, Dragana Presley, Bibian Norai
Studio: Damaged Productions


Review brief: Teen Factor is another throw-away from Damaged Productions in Europe. Why do they even bother packaging this trash? Maybe it sells over there, but I doubt it will ever catch on in the U.S., where viewers tend to be very selective and expect a good product for their dollars. Where to startokay, only one of the six girls is even remotely close to being a teenager. The star (and I use that term loosely) is Bibian Norai, a blonde who might be old enough to have teens of her own. I cant tell you which girl is the youngest because, like most of Damageds products, there is no (zero, nada) attempt at identifying the performers. No director is credited, although I cant blame the person responsible for this mess for seeking anonymity. As usual with cheap Euro junk (as opposed to the classy films of companies like Private), the voice-overs are in pretty good English, but the dubbing of the performers voices reminds one of a typical conversation at Ellis Island. To their credit, the girls (whoever they are) avoid perpetually staring at the camera, another Euro tradition I hate.
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Boxcover for Big Black Wet Asses 3
Big Black Wet Asses 3

Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, L.T., Juan Cuba, Marie Luv, Alayah Sashu, Kandi Kream, Taya Silvers, Kapri Styles, Capri Styles
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zakk Wylde

Review brief: Welcome fans to a dvd celebrating the glorious buttocks of some sexy black women. You have Jada Fire, Kapri Styles, Kandi Kream, Tanya Silvers, and finally covergirl Marie Luv all wet, willin, and most certainly able. Director Juan Cuba is on hand to capture the glistening booties along with some other fun activities which you'll get to see unfold. Among the male talent used are Mark Wood, Juan himself, Wesley Pipes, Mr. Pete, and L.T.-- not the famous New York Giant's linebacker though!! Giving you a sense of what to expect in the scenes. Lots of wet asses, in Jada's lead off scene you have her outside for the tease segment and she let's us know she's back and wow does this girl look very wet as Juan lets the camera drink in her lovely frame. Now there was some shadows during part of this but there were shots when he gets up close you see the body and how wet it is. Going inside the view improves ten fold as Mark enters and Miss Fire does good slurpin on his cock. Sex highlights would have to include cowgirl where Juan shows some excellent close ups of that still wet ass.
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Boxcover for After Party (Video Team)
After Party (Video Team)

Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Ryder7

Starring: Guy DiSilva, Wesley Pipes, Devlin Weed, Jazmin, Anastasia Sands, Tyler Knight, Marie Luv, Kandi Kream, Olivia Winters, Jenna Brooks, Michelle Banks, Nat Turnher
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Jim Malibu

Review brief: I like watching some chocolate love every now and then. In my opinion black girls are the most enthusiastic in their fucking..and whats not to love about nice tight bodies with round tight black booty..especially when that booty is getting fucked up the ass by big thick veiny cock? Imagine my dissapointment then when I popped in "After Party"..the cover girl is enough to masturbate to...imagine seeing her in action right? WRONGO... hers was the most boring of the fucks in this very average production. We get 5 scenes (6 girls) of cocksucking, fucking,pussy eating, ass fucking, big tits, small tits, shave pussies, round booties...but none of what I require in sex..ie..nasty heated dirty talking...both from the girl and guy..at least from the girl. These girls for the most part dont say too much and thats too bad.
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White Wife Black Cock 7

Release date: 11/24/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Jack Napier, Jean Claude, Brian Pumper, Cuntre Pipes, Katie Rae, Haley Scott, Daryn Darby, Charlotte Stokely, Myah Monroe, Dre, Nat Turnher, Mysti May
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Bishop

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 9 / 15, 16, 20, 21 / 2005 Director: Bishop Cast: Daryn Darby, Charlotte Stokely, Haley Scott, Myah Monroe, Karie Ray, Misty May, Brian Pumper, Cuntree Pipes, Nat Turner, Dre, and Jean Claude in sexual roles and Jack Napier and many more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty good series, and Bishops been doing some great work for Smash. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: This is easily the best installment of the series and has me looking forward to WWBC8! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting interracial action with chemistry and a sense of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting misogynistic interracial action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but did have a couple minor balance flickers. The video seems a touch weaker, and starts out on a bit of the wrong foot being presented in non-anamorphic widescreen.
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Best Of Juli Ashton, The

Release date: 10/3/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by scipio

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Dee [II] (classic female), Vicca, Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Rebecca Lord, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Katja Kean, Taren Steele, Devinn Lane, May
Studio: Score


Review brief: Best Of Juli Ashton, The. Director: none credited. Bonus Feature: Extras, I guess they mean "Bonus Features". It's a slideshow of grainy pics that look like .gif files that have been blown up WAY too much. Absolute Rubbish. Danii.com: An ad for the paysite. The girls look pretty, unsurprisingly. Adult Novelties: Danii hawks her line of wares, including humongous fake breasts. (What would you do with them?) A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. A compilation of Juli Ashton's best scenes would be no bad thing, and the cast listed here is also an impressive one, though to my knowledge Juli did much of her best work with VCA, and do these scenes as presented by Score/Danii Ashe/AshtonView should be all new to me. Just how good they are is something I suppose I'm about to find out...
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Cum Envy

Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Brian Surewood, Tommy Gunn, Shay Sights, Anthony Hardwood, Sascha, Talon, Dani Woodward, Eve Laurence, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Jay Huntington, Cassie Courtland, Havana Ginger
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro

Review brief: STUDIO: VCA DIRECTOR:Martin Del Toro CAST:Shay Sights, Havana Ginger, Eve Laurence, Cassie Courtland, Vanessa Lane, Dani Woodward, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Scott Nails, Sascha, Jay Huntington, Tommy Gunn & Brian Surewood Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Don't ask me, man. Apparently these girls "envy" guys because they have cum. This can mean several things but lets assume they just like cum. I didn't get Shay Sights' demonic approach at all either. At one point her head had the crazy Jacob's Ladder effect going on. Each performer (male and female) is comatoste until Shay encounters them. She somehow revives them and then watches them fuck, talks shit and occasionally joins in. Vanessa Lane, Havana Ginger and Dani Woodward... if you were wondering why I checked this out. Good enough combination for me. I was so certain Havana Ginger once went by "Mika Brown" and this may be true but I can't be for sure. Whatever the case, this girl is really good looking. Beautiful face and huge natural breasts.
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Seymore Butts' Flower Power

Release date: 11/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by howie

Starring: Angelica Sin, Ashley Blue, Michelle Lay, Flower Tucci, Courtney Cummz
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts

Review brief: Running time: 2:17 My short review: Seymore Butts Flower Power is a compilation of 4 scenes from the Seymore Butts library with each of them starring Flower Tucci in a boy/girl/girl scene. For those unfamiliar with Flower, she was Seymores sidekick/partner in the same vein as Alisha Klass and Taylor Hayes before branching out into the gonzo world. Also, Flower has a nice full body but it is her phat ass and her performances in anal scenes that has made her popular, at least in my opinion. It could also be that Flower has got squirting skills, which is quite the eye-opener. If you search the ADT library of porn reviews, you can find reviews for the original features that sourced these 4 scenes. Here are my thoughts: Scene 1 Flower Tucci & Courtney Cummz with Brian Pumper from Anal Interpreter: I saw this scene earlier this year and it was my first time watching Courtney, who still had her nipple piercings at the time of this scene.
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Anal Bandits (Loaded Digital)

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Catalina, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Taylor Rain, Alaura Eden, Sophia Gently
Studio: Loaded Digital


Review brief: Anal Bandits is a 2004 compilation from Metro featuring some good looking performers and some very good anal sex. The scenes are snipped from a variety of originals (all gonzo type). Since most of these have been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, heres the scene breakdown (including the original feature): A cute (an unidentified) blonde and Mario - (unknown) Nikita Denise and Alex Sanders - Backseat Driver #17 Aurora Snow and Jay Ashley - Anal Excursions Taylor Rain and Mark Wood - Sodomize This #2 Catalina with Alex Sanders and another guy - Sorority Sex Sophia and Roxy Jezel with Lee Stone - Stone Cold Gauge and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #10 Alaura Eden and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #10 Sophie Evans and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #9 Note to Metro on future compilations: Please identify the performers better, as well as the original features. If it wasnt for the trusty iafd.com, I wouldnt be able to id some of these scenes. And Id really like to know who the first girl was. Its an outdoor scene around a backyard swimming pool.
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Face Blasters (Elegant Angel)

Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Gina, Brandon Iron, Kat, Trent, D. Wise, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Tone Capone, Delilah Strong, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Alicia Alighatti, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Haley Scott, Carmen Sancha, Ace, Tiffany Rayne, Jenny Hendrix
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Juan Cuba

Review brief: Face Blasters #1 is an all oral flick that combines some decent girls with some not-so-decent face fucking and sticky mug finishes. It will appeal to those who enjoy watching hard skull fucking and faces left streaked with runny mascara and man juice. There are some multiple-dick sucking scenes (Delilah Strong takes on four cocks), and one double-header scene (Haley Scott and Kat on one guy). There is a short setup to each vignette, some of which are tedious and inane. But once the cocksucking starts, the action is hot and heavy. All the girls seem into their knob polishing and dont seem to mind the semi-abusive crap. The girls, in order, are: Courtney Cummz, Carmen Sansha, Alicia Alighotti, Strong, Gina, Tiffany Rayne, Hillary Scott, Jenny Hendrix, and the Haley Scott/Kat duo. While none are beautiful, most are at least cute and none are unattractive.
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Boxcover for Traffic Stopping Tits
Traffic Stopping Tits

Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by Pagoda

Starring: Eve Laurence, Brooke Haven, Candace Von, Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Initial Expectations My expectations for Traffic Stopping Tits are mixed. It has the lovely Sara Stone and her mischievous smile on the cover (oh, and her traffic stopping tits, too.) Another favorite of mine, Eve Laurence, is also in the cast. Its directed by David Lugar with whom Im unfamiliar. The male cast isnt even listed on the cover. I have no idea whos gonna fuck these girls. Thats important to me, so theres a huge demerit right off the bat. I think I see part of Kurt Lockwood in one of the back cover pics, but I cant be sure. Theres a piece of another guy with paler skin and a down-curved dickBrett Rockman, perhaps? Ill just have to spend my money to find out who it is. Booooo! Sara Stone Opening portion of the tease is covergirl Sara Stone jumping on a trampoline. Good startor so one would think. Poor Sara hasnt been allowed a foundation garment, and therefore must jump tentatively or hold her big natural boobs in her hands to prevent unpleasant breast pain. Had she been afforded a bra, she couldve bounced with unbridled glee.
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