Queen Clitora's Colossal Clit Review

Reviewed by Hawk  on  1/7/2006

"This 6'2" specimen of ebony beauty was blessed with the humongous legendary mystical clitoris of the supreme African Goddess, Clitos. You'll be totally amazed when she takes on Bob "The Greatest Girth on Earth" Lowes super-human cock. Her amazing clit and his awesome cock together equal the 8th and 9th wonders of the modern world. Don't miss her incredible lesbian affair. Don't miss a moment of this unique documentation of super-human sex !"

So runs the blurb on the cover of this intriguing title. Queen Clitora, or Loretta Clitora as she is more commonly known, is a tall and not very attractive ebony lady, who does indeed have an impressively sized clitoris.

Unfortunately the clitoris is the only impressive thing about the movie, as "Queen Clitora" fucks unsmilingly and with little enthusiasm through three pretty turgid scenes.

The first scene sees her paired up with Bob Lowe "the biggest girth on earth", who indeed has an enormously fat dick. Unfortunately this is clearly the result of some serious off-screen action with a vacuum pump, rather than a natural asset. You can actually see it starting to deflate towards the end of the joyless scene.

Scene Two is worse, a standard fuck scenario with Clitora and an ugly guy - no chemistry whatsoever there.

In Scene Three, we see the Clit Queen paired up with an Asian woman for a little lesbian play with a double ended dildo. The dildo probes all orifices including some anal action, but again the looks of the performers and lack of enthusiasm serve to dampen any promise that it had.

This movie, to me, had great potential but it fails to fulfil its promise and has little replay value. Rent it if you're really curious, avoid purchase.