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Cameltoe Perversions 3 (Smash Pictures)
Release date: 2/2/2006
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ariana Jollee, Christie Lee, Annie Cruz, Sara Jay, Katja Kassin
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 125 min. Production Date: 12 / 19 / 2005 Director: Martin Del Toro Cast: Ariana Jollee, Steven French, Annie Cruz, Tony T., Sara Jay, Sascha, Katja Kassin, Talon, Christie Lee, and Justin Magnum The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty darn hot series, and Ive really liked a lot of what Del Toros been doing for Smash. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but I dont think its quite as good as the previous installments Who Should Watch It : Anybody wants a bit of tease rather than a little story to start things out. Who Should Avoid It: Anal fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice anything that interfered with it. The video is much the same way. Theres just a hint of grain and the scenes are nicely lit.
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Pretty Little Fuck Slaves
Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Joey, Cherokee, Saana, Roxetta, Trixie Cas, Memphis Monroe
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Overview Heard some talk about Memphis Monroe being another Avy Scott, so I was eager to check her out. Plus we get here the always drool worthy Roxetta, should you give it look ? Lets see. What We Liked Mrs B enjoyed watching all natural, lean lovely Saana work her charms. She gives a great deep throat bj, and clearly enjoys it! Being taken in doggy and then flipped to mish, Saana is energetic and eager for more. She gets her wish as her backdoor gets filled and pumped. Saana does some a2m here before getting vigorously drilled anally in pile driver, leading up to a nice facial to end a very sexy scene. Great heat . I've always been weak for redheads, and lovely Roxetta just really gets me jelly-legged.
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Leg Affair 13
Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tia, Yvette, Silvia Saint, Laura, Jenny, Linda, Mia Stone, Janos Volt, Clark, Donna Marie, Steve Hooper, Kevin King
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Leg Affair #13 may have been made exclusively for foot fetishers, but I get the impression director Frank Thring was also trying to attract the general porn audience. If so, I think he failed miserably. I cant believe anyone other than those in love with the female foot could be interested in this flick. Thring forces us to watch stupid interviews - with himself, no less - before each scene. That puts a cooling element on the flick immediately. Im not sure about other fans, but I dont watch porn to hear some gray-haired guy tell us how great he is or the details surrounding the shoot. Its self-indulgent and boring. Following Thrings opening self-interview, we get Donna Marie and Mia Stone in a decent lezfest. Personally, I could have used less shoe licking and more pussy eating, but thats the theme of this series. Brunette Yvette and some dude (hey, Frank, would it be so hard to add scene-by-scene credits?) are next. Heres where I really have to scratch my head.
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Filthy (Wicked)
Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Kimberly Kane, Michelle Lay
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: The term filthy when applied to girls implies dirty, over-the-edge, willing to do anything legal. The girls in Wickeds Filthy are asked to do much less. In fact, despite the title, this flick is rather vanilla and in no way cutting edge. This is couples sex to the max. The storyline is ridiculous and inane (something about a lawyer representing one of the partners in a divorce). The sex, by Wicked standards, is reserved and barely interesting. Some of the performers appear to be going through the motions without a notion as to how to imply heat. Brown-haired Michelle Lay has a great body and gives a fantastic blowjob. Shes in five scenes, including an opening masturbation, a handjob in a restaurant, and a girl/girl encounter with Lexi Lamour that nearly put me to sleep. Blond Kimberly Kane and brunette Rebecca Love round out the female cast. Michelle and Rebecca take the only facials in the flick, and Michelle has the lone anal action. The male cast includes Van Damage, Randy Spears (who gives another great acting performance), and Steven St.
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Firebush 3
Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alex Sanders, John Strong, Tony T., Kris Knight, Jordan Styles, Eve Laurence, Smokie Flame, Victoria Sweet, Tinka Rose
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Okay, everyone who likes abusive sex - choking, hair pulling, face slapping, throat gagging, spanking - stay in your seats and continue reading about Fire Bush #3. Everyone else, excused. This flick is filled with what I call Throttle Sex, where the guys simply demean the girls as much as possible. Hopefully, everyone involved is a good actor and that the abuse is only faked. But I wonder sometimes, as the girls dont always appear to be enjoying themselves. This aint your daddys porn. I you like seeing guys inflicting even implied pain to girls, you'll dig this flick. The girls, all brunettes, are (in order): Victoria Sweet; Eve Lawrence; Smokie Flame (the cute cover girl), who does anal; Jordan Styles, another who takes it up the pooper then does A2M; and Tinka Rose. All the girls take facials. The tough guys, if thats what you want to call them, are Alex Sanders, John Strong, Kris Knight, and Tony T., who gets to rough up two girls. The DVD extras include a 23-minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Website info.
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Young Latin Girls 10
Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Eva, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Guy DiSilva, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Roxy, Lee Stone, Ben English, Jackie Moore, Roxy Jezel, Brooke Milano, Prilla
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Young Latin Girls is a vignette series featuring girls of Hispanic origin getting nailed. Pretty strait forward. From what I have seen, the movies are generally done quite well, with decent looking girls and some hot sex. If you are a fan of Latin girls and aren't into the wall to wall anal violations in the alot of the other Latin series' out there, I suggest you give this one a try. Scenes 1,3, and 5 were the best in my opinion. Definitely check out scene 1 if you are a fan of Roxy Jezel Scene 1: Lee Stone, Roxy Jezel in "Locked Out"- Roy Jezel is a petite little thing who just gets manhandled by Lee stone. No real foreplay, scene starts of with a an aggressive blow job, which would be bean great, except that Lee Stone's slanted penis is kind of distracting. Roxy was very vocal through the whole scene, and her high pitched yelps and moans were a big turn on. At one point Lee picks her her up over his head and eats her out. Standing screwing. End with an open mouth facial. This scene was basically a ravaging, and was pretty solid from start to finish.
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Butt Busters 2 (Lethal Hardcore)
Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dave Hardman, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Rick Masters, Bailey, Destiny, Julie Robbins, Andrew Andretti, Annie Cruz, Saana
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Butt Busters #2 could have been a much better flick. All they had to do was employ better looking girls and add more heat to the sex. None of the five female performers could be considered for the A List of Pornland. Its really a carnival of ink, as all the girls come adorned with tattoos galore. That fact could be overlooked if the sex went high on the Volcano Meter. But, alas, there is very little chemistry between the performers, most of whom appear to be mulling the upcoming NFL Draft instead of having enjoyable sex. The girls are, in order: Julie Robbins, whose tits and thighs look like a relief map of Colorado (cant the camera just pull back a little to make her decent?) and who uses way too much eye shadow; Annie Cruz, a Philipino seen in far too many recent flicks to be of interest; Bailey, a brunette with heavy eye shadow and a few too many inches around the midriff; Destiny, whose next job could be as the tattooed woman in the circus; and Saana, who at least smiles a lot and tries to give the appearance shes semi-interested in the fucking and sucking.
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Belladonna: No Warning
Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Venus, Jada Fire, Belladonna, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Taryn Thomas
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 179 min. (112 min. on the first DVD and 67 min. on the second DVD) Production Date: 9 / 28 / 2005 Director: Belladonna Cast: Belladonna, Chloe Dior, Jada Fire, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Taryn Thomas, and Venus The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been a long time since Ive watched one of Belladonnas movies, but with this cast I cant help but look forward to it! Initial Reaction: Its not for the weak of heart, but definitely well done. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting intense all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all girl action without a domination theme The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video is much the same way. Its clear and well lit, but also doesnt have nay fast pans or zooms to throw the viewer now and then.
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Ready Wet Go 2
Release date: 1/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by HeyNow
Starring: Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Jennifer Stone, Jasmine Tame, Veronica Da Souza
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Ive often thought that the most troubling aspect of contemporary porn is the way in which it seems glorify unnatural sex acts. Ah, to be taken back to days of old where the missionary position was the one and only - just one on one, penis to vagina, in a dark room and NEVER EVER in foul places. This is how sex was meant to be and anything else should be taken in its own context and always belongs in the fantasy world. But never mind all that right now. We are lucky that this fantasy world is alive and well in Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree. Oh yes. Oil on girls always a winning combo. A must see. Girls normally wouldnt go to your house and start squirting baby oil on themselves would they? Well, they do here! Plus, that oil makes it oh so easy to accidentally on purpose slip a cock into a willing ass. Review note: This review is part of my pro bono review series. That doesnt mean that it is submitted voluntarily and without payment well it is but that it gave me an instant boner (i.e.
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New Wave Hookers 5
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kim Kataine, Nick East, Sindee Coxx, Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Jeremy Steele, Roxanne Hall, Sean Michaels, Felecia, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Sharon Kane, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Sunset Thomas, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, J.J. Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Ron Jeremy, Nikita, Sean Rider
Studio: VCA
Review brief: New Wave Hookers #5 A Tribute To Anna Malle Director: Michael Ninn Studio: VCA Running: 140 min est. Genre: Feature Classic Release: Feb 1997 My love for Selena Steele made me recently review Curse of the Kit Cat. In that review I called it the greatest title of all time. For me that statement couldnt be truer. In that review I also talked about my favorite performer and my favorite scene of all time. That performer was Jeanna Fine and that scene came from this title. Something about that scene always bothered me and it wasnt until Annas early departure that I realized what it was. For me Anna was the only women to match the heat, passion and beauty of my favorite star. By my estimate the only difference between these two was time. Jeannas time in the biz was about twice that of Anna.
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50 To 1
Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: 50 to 1 Dir: Brandon Iron. Extras (Disc One): Aural Fixation: One of the girls talks dirty to the camera until it seems she's going to burst out laughing. Behind the Scenes: Sunshine talks about her adventures in anal sex, followed by more chatter with Delilah Strong, and many more of the girls. Monica Sweetheart's shoulder tattoo isn't a lobster, ok? It's a Zodiac Cancer. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res cum-on-tongue stills that in autorun format. 50 of them, I'd guess.. Extras (Disc Two): Bonus Scene: I'd have thought that something like this would be somewhat redundant on a release this long, but apparently not. Not that I'm complaining. Judy Star talks and shows off her body and tattoos before she blows, footjobs and swallows Brandon's load in a (Montreal?) apartment. Director's Bio: Brief scrolling bio on director Brandon Iron.
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Pumpin' In 2
Release date: 12/30/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Hawk McAllistar, Otto Horyna, Victor Hugo, Tomas Mach, Jiri Homolka, Fabio Abel, Skyler Orion, Mlkulik Pavel, Joey Landis
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Pumpin In 2 looks like one of those movies where the studio took some scenes from other videos or maybe had some footage they couldnt use in another film. There is no plot to this movie nor is there any kind of theme flowing. Even with that, a video can still be hot. This one has its moments. The first scene has Thomas Mach and Jiri Homolka at a bar. Thomas is the hot muscular bartender and Jiri is the bored customer. They speak no English so we are treated to subtitles. Thomas comes around from the bar, pulls out Jiris dick and begins stroking and sucking it. He pretty much just sucks the head of Jiris dick. Jiri is a sort of twink looking tight muscled blonde. Thomass attempt at a blowjob is dismal. Finally this boredom ends and Jiri sucks on Thomas. Jiri gives us a much better performance. While getting sucked each of these guys play with their own nipples. Thomas is still in his jeans during the blowjob and Jiri is still in his jockstrap. Thomas barely touches Jiri during this session so I am already sensing he must be gay for pay.
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Homo Erectus (MSR)
Release date: 4/17/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: MSR Releasing
Review brief: There is some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that MSR has apparently been sold and wont be making any more films. And that is very bad news indeed. The good news is that their DVDs can now be picked up for a song. I started looking though the MSR DVDs I own and came across one that I had not watched: HOMO ERECTUS. How this one got put on the shelf Ill never know as it stars one of my very favorite performers Joey Russo along with Jason Branch, Matt Bradshaw, and Damian Fordjust to name a few. The premise is that a group of scientists and one religious ninny have gone into the jungles in search of the missing link to prove Darwins theory. MSR has taken great pains with the set and script. Theyve taken very little pains with Joeys costumethank goodness. Yes, Joey plays the homo erectus clad only in a flimsy loincloth when hes clothed in anything at all. Of course whenever Joeys on screen in anything, I become a homo erectus. There is a great deal of dialogue that is delivered with all the professionalism of untalented performers in a high school class play.
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White Wife Black Cock 6
Release date: 7/4/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Jean Claude, L.T., Amber Peach, Tone Capone, Mia Bangg, Ava Ramon, Kelly Wells, Candi Summers, Brianna Beach, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Bishop
Review brief: White Wife Black Cock #6 I bet they got the fever Director: Bishop Studio: Smash Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Parody Release: June 2005 Last time I checked in on Smashs' Cheating Housewives was a Home Wrecka. Its hard to follow a joint like that one, so lets get a feet wet and jump into WWBC#6. Scene Breakdowns: Amber Peach 1St time I saw her was in a title for DVSX and this girl was plump. She has lost some weight and her body is starting to take a much more feminine shape. As her body continues to take shape she will most likely soon be a big booty head turning stunna. The scene was decent, but some poor editing revealed mistakes in audio and overall heat of the scene. Not the best start, but I decided to hang in there.
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She Licks Girls
Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond
Studio: Hot Boxxx
Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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Ass Attack (Red Light District)
Release date: 7/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ayana Angel, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins, Alektra Blue
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 158 min. Production Date: 6 / 3 / 2005 Director: Manuel Ferrara Cast: Alektra Blue, Ayana Angel, Claire Robbins, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Michael Stefano, and of course, Manuel Ferrara The Short Story Initial Expectations: i just wanted to shoot scenes where u can tell that the performers are into each other. With that one sentence about Ass Attack, Manuel Ferrara made me know that I really needed to see it. Needless to say, Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It might be the best gonzo anal movie to come out of 2005. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal action with passion and chemitry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal action whose main concern is seeing how nasty it can be The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are above average. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises here and there. The video is pretty good.
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Big Titty Woman
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by EQSEG
Starring: Jerry, Tony T., Cheyne Collins, Alexis Amore, Katie Morgan, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jay Huntington, Nadia Hilton
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Martin Del Toro should not be allowed to direct another video until he goes back to film school. He takes a perfectly good concept, hot big titted women, and completely blows it as far as Im concerned. Half of this video is shot in a diagonal angle instead of straight on and he does not hold any shot for more than 30 seconds the camera shot constantly jumping around. In addition, for some reason Martin feels that viewers like to watch porn through an obscured lens. In every scene, the girl spits on the camera lens a minimum of 5 times. In most cases we are also treated to sound effects of the girl spitting on the camera. Kind of like the sounds heard in the fight scenes in a Rocky movie. You know, when Rocky is hitting Apollo Creed in slow motion and hear the impact of the punch on the skull. This is all very amusing considering that Del Toro had the following comment to say in a recent press release. "I love to get these girls all fired up for some rougher sex.
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Story Of J, The
Release date: 12/11/2008
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Tristram
Starring: Eric Masterson, Justine, Jaqueline, Jassie, Mick Blue, Jana Cova, Ben English, Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Celeste
Review brief: Jesse Jane is the main character in this version of Pauline Réages Story of O. She is handed over by her boyfriend to a school of sexual training where she is subjected to some light bondage and eventually finds a sense of power by achieving insight into her own sexuality. Or something like that. Although there is a story in this picture, it mostly lies in the background. There are no natural sounds so it sort of plays like a silent picture, which is an interesting idea since this means that you get a story that provides a context for the sex without the bad acting that usually plagues adult features. The choice of Jesse Jane for the lead role is perfect since she has a very dramatic face and can act quite expressively without having to say anything. The Sex This is a Celeste film and that means that the sex is often in slow-motion and that it has somewhat of a ritualistic feel to it. Although there is some bondage and some hints that (storywise) the sex might not always be consensual, things never get rough and compared to the Story of O, it is actually rather light-hearted.
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Squirt For Me POV 4
Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Walter
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Squirt For Me POV #4 Distributor: Devils Films Production Date: 09/30/2005-10/10/2005 Director: Mario Cassini (a.k.a. Phil Yorgash) Total Run Time: 138 minutes (feature) + 4 minutes (trailers) Females: Jessica Jammer Victoria Lan Cherry Poppens Joselyn Pink Erin Moore Male: Mario Cassini (This is the same guy that did Swallow Me POV, Swallow Me POV 3, Squirt For Me POV 2, MILF POV, MILF POV 2, and Cocksucking Tittyfucking P.O.V. also distributed by Devils Films) Picture: Excellent (As good as one can reasonably expect, considering that it is not shot in a big studio). Sound: Excellent (no music during the sex scenes) DVD Layout: Each scene is split into many subchapters. These subchapters are not numbered. The subchapters are logically placed. There is a scene menu from which you can select the scene of your choice. Overview: Devils Films fourth entry in this series is another very basic, no frills POV film.
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Live and Loaded in Switzerland
Release date: 8/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by picman
Starring: Renee Pornero, Audrey Hollander, Angelique Morreau, Nikki Rider, Salma de Nora
Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment
Directed by: Otto Bauer
Review brief: It would appear that Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and friends went on a barnstorming tour of Swiss sex clubs. Travelling like rockstars and putting on shows in front of live audiences. Sounds pretty cool. The other women include Renee Pornero, Nikki Rider, Salma De Nora, Livia Choice and Angelique Morreau. Renee is the only one I could pick out of a lineup and Nikki is the only other one I've ever heard of. It's a novel approach for a porn video and could generate some interesting performances. The video opens on the arrival of the sex stars to Switzerland and the bus ride to their hotel. Quick MTV cuts with musical accompaniment. The first staged appearance has Audrey playing with a dildo on a couch and some lesbian play by two of her crew on an adjacent bed. She crawls across the floor to a caged Renee Pornero. Audrey gets her ass and pussy played with through the bars. She and Renee are both wearing long, black latex gloves and takes four fingers easily in her pussy.
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Neu Wave Hookers
Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by skronker
Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom.
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Never Been Touched (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Suzy, Leslie Taylor, Lea de Mae, Vyona, Honey Winter, Nataly Brown, Jessica Day, Katy Red
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Anita Rinaldi
Review brief: Imagine, if you will, a porn flick with attractive women; good, hard sex without any rough stuff; an absence of slapping, choking, and spitting; and interesting interviews with the talent. Doesnt exist, you say? Well, I found one, and its called Never Been Touched. Okay, thats a hokey title. Not only have these girls definitely been touched, theyve done quite a bit of touching back, Id say. But, according to director Anita Rinaldi, all five girls are making their porn debut. This being a European production, all the girls use first names only. And there is certain amount of subtitling during the brief interviews before each scene. But once the action starts, the sex is solid and worth watching. The newbies include (in order): Honey, a Hungarian blonde; Natalia, a brunette from the Ukraine; Ili, a Hungarian brunette; Evi, also a brown-haired Hungarian; and Suzy, a blonde from Budapest. Natalia does the only anal and takes a facial, as does Ili. The rest of the scenes end with money shots south of the face. The girls are all attractive with nice to excellent bodies.
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Teenage Anal Princess (Anabolic)
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by sloth
Starring: Frank Gun, Tony T., Alberto Rey, Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Pascal St. James, Katin, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Teagan Presley, Luigina Nike, Scott Nails
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Sal Genoa
Review brief: Teenage Anal Princess reviewed by Sloth About me To understand better my reviews , I suggest to read The way I see it NOW first The reason why I bought this disc Teagan. Before she got fake boobs. And I discovered Katin, which became an instant favorite of mine. General Impression Fucking outstanding. Hard anal sex, all teens, DPs, throat fucking, A2Ms...you name it. The Anal Princess theme is arousing (with every babe wearing a crown), and at the end of every scene the ravaged girl (with cum on her face) sums up her scene ("I just got fucked in the ass, DPed, and I swallowed it all" or something like it)...nice! Screenshots for this Review (.zip file) Instructions for downloading HERE Katin fucked by 2 guys One of my favorites american babes: completely wild, extremely sexy and sultry as hell, great boobs and a beautiful face. And she does it all here: deep throat, DPs, skull fucking, face slapping, one guy even spits in her face.
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Take My Wife (Vivid)
Release date: 10/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by vodka tonic
Starring: Brooke, Nick Manning, Mercedez, Dani Woodward, Nick Jacobs, Justin Magnum, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasVideography : Ralph Parfait / Victoria WoodhillCast : Mercedez, Nicki Hunter, Brooke, Dani Woodward, Nick Manning, Justin Magnum, Nick JacobsRunning time : 88 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, photo galleries, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, trailers, sex ads, weblinkTrailers : The New Devil in Ms Jones, Extreme Close-Up : Lexie, One Way Out, Groupie5 Bonus Clips :Mercedez & Mario Rossi in Last Girl StandingMercedez & Evan Stone in Poke HerMercedez & Jean Valjean in VIP 54Cherry Mirage & Mr Marcus in Watcher 8Dayton, Taylor StClair & Dale DaBone in Bad ThoughtsBehind-The-Scenes : Shylar Cobi looks either drunk or high, Nicki says shes reputed to have a very comfortable pussy, which Justin agrees with, and Mercedez explains shes not the kind of girl whos comfortable with hard sex and that she needs to reach a comfort zone with her male partners.The Pitch : In Kumshottie, Texas, two brothers with aspiring music ambitions try to trick Country idol Vito Coccabella into helping them put one foot in the industry, most notably by luring the cocky air
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XXX Teen Amateurs 5
Release date: 10/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Jordan, Morgan, Martina, Tori, Neeo, Bibi Fox, Cage, Michael V., Brooke Summer
Studio: Score
Review brief: Teen XXX Amateurs #5 is the latest from the Score Group that continues to score high in my book. They employ a simple premise - get attractive new faces and let them suck and fuck without screwing up the whole thing with stupid dialogue or abusive sex. The girls are treated like human beings who simply enjoy sex, not crack whores who can be dominated and demeaned. The girls are attired like real teens - braids, pigtails, knee sox, and schoolgirl uniforms. Unfortunately, most keep on at least part of their outfits throughout the entire action. Id rather see them completely naked by the second position change, but that is a small complaint. The sex may not be volcano hot, but it sizzles in many cases. When the girls arent fake moaning, they appear to actually be enjoying themselves. The male talent (uncredited, another minor issue with me) doesnt try to steal the thunder; they generally behave themselves and just fuck the girls hard.
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Release date: 2/2/2006
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ariana Jollee, Christie Lee, Annie Cruz, Sara Jay, Katja Kassin
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 125 min. Production Date: 12 / 19 / 2005 Director: Martin Del Toro Cast: Ariana Jollee, Steven French, Annie Cruz, Tony T., Sara Jay, Sascha, Katja Kassin, Talon, Christie Lee, and Justin Magnum The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty darn hot series, and Ive really liked a lot of what Del Toros been doing for Smash. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but I dont think its quite as good as the previous installments Who Should Watch It : Anybody wants a bit of tease rather than a little story to start things out. Who Should Avoid It: Anal fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice anything that interfered with it. The video is much the same way. Theres just a hint of grain and the scenes are nicely lit.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by barrettman
Starring: Joey, Cherokee, Saana, Roxetta, Trixie Cas, Memphis Monroe
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Overview Heard some talk about Memphis Monroe being another Avy Scott, so I was eager to check her out. Plus we get here the always drool worthy Roxetta, should you give it look ? Lets see. What We Liked Mrs B enjoyed watching all natural, lean lovely Saana work her charms. She gives a great deep throat bj, and clearly enjoys it! Being taken in doggy and then flipped to mish, Saana is energetic and eager for more. She gets her wish as her backdoor gets filled and pumped. Saana does some a2m here before getting vigorously drilled anally in pile driver, leading up to a nice facial to end a very sexy scene. Great heat . I've always been weak for redheads, and lovely Roxetta just really gets me jelly-legged.
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Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tia, Yvette, Silvia Saint, Laura, Jenny, Linda, Mia Stone, Janos Volt, Clark, Donna Marie, Steve Hooper, Kevin King
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Leg Affair #13 may have been made exclusively for foot fetishers, but I get the impression director Frank Thring was also trying to attract the general porn audience. If so, I think he failed miserably. I cant believe anyone other than those in love with the female foot could be interested in this flick. Thring forces us to watch stupid interviews - with himself, no less - before each scene. That puts a cooling element on the flick immediately. Im not sure about other fans, but I dont watch porn to hear some gray-haired guy tell us how great he is or the details surrounding the shoot. Its self-indulgent and boring. Following Thrings opening self-interview, we get Donna Marie and Mia Stone in a decent lezfest. Personally, I could have used less shoe licking and more pussy eating, but thats the theme of this series. Brunette Yvette and some dude (hey, Frank, would it be so hard to add scene-by-scene credits?) are next. Heres where I really have to scratch my head.
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Kimberly Kane, Michelle Lay
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: The term filthy when applied to girls implies dirty, over-the-edge, willing to do anything legal. The girls in Wickeds Filthy are asked to do much less. In fact, despite the title, this flick is rather vanilla and in no way cutting edge. This is couples sex to the max. The storyline is ridiculous and inane (something about a lawyer representing one of the partners in a divorce). The sex, by Wicked standards, is reserved and barely interesting. Some of the performers appear to be going through the motions without a notion as to how to imply heat. Brown-haired Michelle Lay has a great body and gives a fantastic blowjob. Shes in five scenes, including an opening masturbation, a handjob in a restaurant, and a girl/girl encounter with Lexi Lamour that nearly put me to sleep. Blond Kimberly Kane and brunette Rebecca Love round out the female cast. Michelle and Rebecca take the only facials in the flick, and Michelle has the lone anal action. The male cast includes Van Damage, Randy Spears (who gives another great acting performance), and Steven St.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alex Sanders, John Strong, Tony T., Kris Knight, Jordan Styles, Eve Laurence, Smokie Flame, Victoria Sweet, Tinka Rose
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Okay, everyone who likes abusive sex - choking, hair pulling, face slapping, throat gagging, spanking - stay in your seats and continue reading about Fire Bush #3. Everyone else, excused. This flick is filled with what I call Throttle Sex, where the guys simply demean the girls as much as possible. Hopefully, everyone involved is a good actor and that the abuse is only faked. But I wonder sometimes, as the girls dont always appear to be enjoying themselves. This aint your daddys porn. I you like seeing guys inflicting even implied pain to girls, you'll dig this flick. The girls, all brunettes, are (in order): Victoria Sweet; Eve Lawrence; Smokie Flame (the cute cover girl), who does anal; Jordan Styles, another who takes it up the pooper then does A2M; and Tinka Rose. All the girls take facials. The tough guys, if thats what you want to call them, are Alex Sanders, John Strong, Kris Knight, and Tony T., who gets to rough up two girls. The DVD extras include a 23-minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Website info.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Eva, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Guy DiSilva, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Roxy, Lee Stone, Ben English, Jackie Moore, Roxy Jezel, Brooke Milano, Prilla
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Young Latin Girls is a vignette series featuring girls of Hispanic origin getting nailed. Pretty strait forward. From what I have seen, the movies are generally done quite well, with decent looking girls and some hot sex. If you are a fan of Latin girls and aren't into the wall to wall anal violations in the alot of the other Latin series' out there, I suggest you give this one a try. Scenes 1,3, and 5 were the best in my opinion. Definitely check out scene 1 if you are a fan of Roxy Jezel Scene 1: Lee Stone, Roxy Jezel in "Locked Out"- Roy Jezel is a petite little thing who just gets manhandled by Lee stone. No real foreplay, scene starts of with a an aggressive blow job, which would be bean great, except that Lee Stone's slanted penis is kind of distracting. Roxy was very vocal through the whole scene, and her high pitched yelps and moans were a big turn on. At one point Lee picks her her up over his head and eats her out. Standing screwing. End with an open mouth facial. This scene was basically a ravaging, and was pretty solid from start to finish.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dave Hardman, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Rick Masters, Bailey, Destiny, Julie Robbins, Andrew Andretti, Annie Cruz, Saana
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Butt Busters #2 could have been a much better flick. All they had to do was employ better looking girls and add more heat to the sex. None of the five female performers could be considered for the A List of Pornland. Its really a carnival of ink, as all the girls come adorned with tattoos galore. That fact could be overlooked if the sex went high on the Volcano Meter. But, alas, there is very little chemistry between the performers, most of whom appear to be mulling the upcoming NFL Draft instead of having enjoyable sex. The girls are, in order: Julie Robbins, whose tits and thighs look like a relief map of Colorado (cant the camera just pull back a little to make her decent?) and who uses way too much eye shadow; Annie Cruz, a Philipino seen in far too many recent flicks to be of interest; Bailey, a brunette with heavy eye shadow and a few too many inches around the midriff; Destiny, whose next job could be as the tattooed woman in the circus; and Saana, who at least smiles a lot and tries to give the appearance shes semi-interested in the fucking and sucking.
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Venus, Jada Fire, Belladonna, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Taryn Thomas
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 179 min. (112 min. on the first DVD and 67 min. on the second DVD) Production Date: 9 / 28 / 2005 Director: Belladonna Cast: Belladonna, Chloe Dior, Jada Fire, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Taryn Thomas, and Venus The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been a long time since Ive watched one of Belladonnas movies, but with this cast I cant help but look forward to it! Initial Reaction: Its not for the weak of heart, but definitely well done. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting intense all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all girl action without a domination theme The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video is much the same way. Its clear and well lit, but also doesnt have nay fast pans or zooms to throw the viewer now and then.
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Release date: 1/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by HeyNow
Starring: Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Jennifer Stone, Jasmine Tame, Veronica Da Souza
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Ive often thought that the most troubling aspect of contemporary porn is the way in which it seems glorify unnatural sex acts. Ah, to be taken back to days of old where the missionary position was the one and only - just one on one, penis to vagina, in a dark room and NEVER EVER in foul places. This is how sex was meant to be and anything else should be taken in its own context and always belongs in the fantasy world. But never mind all that right now. We are lucky that this fantasy world is alive and well in Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree. Oh yes. Oil on girls always a winning combo. A must see. Girls normally wouldnt go to your house and start squirting baby oil on themselves would they? Well, they do here! Plus, that oil makes it oh so easy to accidentally on purpose slip a cock into a willing ass. Review note: This review is part of my pro bono review series. That doesnt mean that it is submitted voluntarily and without payment well it is but that it gave me an instant boner (i.e.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kim Kataine, Nick East, Sindee Coxx, Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Jeremy Steele, Roxanne Hall, Sean Michaels, Felecia, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Sharon Kane, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Sunset Thomas, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, J.J. Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Ron Jeremy, Nikita, Sean Rider
Studio: VCA
Review brief: New Wave Hookers #5 A Tribute To Anna Malle Director: Michael Ninn Studio: VCA Running: 140 min est. Genre: Feature Classic Release: Feb 1997 My love for Selena Steele made me recently review Curse of the Kit Cat. In that review I called it the greatest title of all time. For me that statement couldnt be truer. In that review I also talked about my favorite performer and my favorite scene of all time. That performer was Jeanna Fine and that scene came from this title. Something about that scene always bothered me and it wasnt until Annas early departure that I realized what it was. For me Anna was the only women to match the heat, passion and beauty of my favorite star. By my estimate the only difference between these two was time. Jeannas time in the biz was about twice that of Anna.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: 50 to 1 Dir: Brandon Iron. Extras (Disc One): Aural Fixation: One of the girls talks dirty to the camera until it seems she's going to burst out laughing. Behind the Scenes: Sunshine talks about her adventures in anal sex, followed by more chatter with Delilah Strong, and many more of the girls. Monica Sweetheart's shoulder tattoo isn't a lobster, ok? It's a Zodiac Cancer. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res cum-on-tongue stills that in autorun format. 50 of them, I'd guess.. Extras (Disc Two): Bonus Scene: I'd have thought that something like this would be somewhat redundant on a release this long, but apparently not. Not that I'm complaining. Judy Star talks and shows off her body and tattoos before she blows, footjobs and swallows Brandon's load in a (Montreal?) apartment. Director's Bio: Brief scrolling bio on director Brandon Iron.
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Release date: 12/30/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Hawk McAllistar, Otto Horyna, Victor Hugo, Tomas Mach, Jiri Homolka, Fabio Abel, Skyler Orion, Mlkulik Pavel, Joey Landis
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Pumpin In 2 looks like one of those movies where the studio took some scenes from other videos or maybe had some footage they couldnt use in another film. There is no plot to this movie nor is there any kind of theme flowing. Even with that, a video can still be hot. This one has its moments. The first scene has Thomas Mach and Jiri Homolka at a bar. Thomas is the hot muscular bartender and Jiri is the bored customer. They speak no English so we are treated to subtitles. Thomas comes around from the bar, pulls out Jiris dick and begins stroking and sucking it. He pretty much just sucks the head of Jiris dick. Jiri is a sort of twink looking tight muscled blonde. Thomass attempt at a blowjob is dismal. Finally this boredom ends and Jiri sucks on Thomas. Jiri gives us a much better performance. While getting sucked each of these guys play with their own nipples. Thomas is still in his jeans during the blowjob and Jiri is still in his jockstrap. Thomas barely touches Jiri during this session so I am already sensing he must be gay for pay.
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Release date: 4/17/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: MSR Releasing
Review brief: There is some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that MSR has apparently been sold and wont be making any more films. And that is very bad news indeed. The good news is that their DVDs can now be picked up for a song. I started looking though the MSR DVDs I own and came across one that I had not watched: HOMO ERECTUS. How this one got put on the shelf Ill never know as it stars one of my very favorite performers Joey Russo along with Jason Branch, Matt Bradshaw, and Damian Fordjust to name a few. The premise is that a group of scientists and one religious ninny have gone into the jungles in search of the missing link to prove Darwins theory. MSR has taken great pains with the set and script. Theyve taken very little pains with Joeys costumethank goodness. Yes, Joey plays the homo erectus clad only in a flimsy loincloth when hes clothed in anything at all. Of course whenever Joeys on screen in anything, I become a homo erectus. There is a great deal of dialogue that is delivered with all the professionalism of untalented performers in a high school class play.
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Release date: 7/4/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Jean Claude, L.T., Amber Peach, Tone Capone, Mia Bangg, Ava Ramon, Kelly Wells, Candi Summers, Brianna Beach, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Bishop
Review brief: White Wife Black Cock #6 I bet they got the fever Director: Bishop Studio: Smash Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Parody Release: June 2005 Last time I checked in on Smashs' Cheating Housewives was a Home Wrecka. Its hard to follow a joint like that one, so lets get a feet wet and jump into WWBC#6. Scene Breakdowns: Amber Peach 1St time I saw her was in a title for DVSX and this girl was plump. She has lost some weight and her body is starting to take a much more feminine shape. As her body continues to take shape she will most likely soon be a big booty head turning stunna. The scene was decent, but some poor editing revealed mistakes in audio and overall heat of the scene. Not the best start, but I decided to hang in there.
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Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond
Studio: Hot Boxxx
Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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Release date: 7/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ayana Angel, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins, Alektra Blue
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 158 min. Production Date: 6 / 3 / 2005 Director: Manuel Ferrara Cast: Alektra Blue, Ayana Angel, Claire Robbins, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Michael Stefano, and of course, Manuel Ferrara The Short Story Initial Expectations: i just wanted to shoot scenes where u can tell that the performers are into each other. With that one sentence about Ass Attack, Manuel Ferrara made me know that I really needed to see it. Needless to say, Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It might be the best gonzo anal movie to come out of 2005. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal action with passion and chemitry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal action whose main concern is seeing how nasty it can be The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are above average. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises here and there. The video is pretty good.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by EQSEG
Starring: Jerry, Tony T., Cheyne Collins, Alexis Amore, Katie Morgan, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jay Huntington, Nadia Hilton
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Martin Del Toro should not be allowed to direct another video until he goes back to film school. He takes a perfectly good concept, hot big titted women, and completely blows it as far as Im concerned. Half of this video is shot in a diagonal angle instead of straight on and he does not hold any shot for more than 30 seconds the camera shot constantly jumping around. In addition, for some reason Martin feels that viewers like to watch porn through an obscured lens. In every scene, the girl spits on the camera lens a minimum of 5 times. In most cases we are also treated to sound effects of the girl spitting on the camera. Kind of like the sounds heard in the fight scenes in a Rocky movie. You know, when Rocky is hitting Apollo Creed in slow motion and hear the impact of the punch on the skull. This is all very amusing considering that Del Toro had the following comment to say in a recent press release. "I love to get these girls all fired up for some rougher sex.
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Release date: 12/11/2008
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Tristram
Starring: Eric Masterson, Justine, Jaqueline, Jassie, Mick Blue, Jana Cova, Ben English, Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Celeste
Review brief: Jesse Jane is the main character in this version of Pauline Réages Story of O. She is handed over by her boyfriend to a school of sexual training where she is subjected to some light bondage and eventually finds a sense of power by achieving insight into her own sexuality. Or something like that. Although there is a story in this picture, it mostly lies in the background. There are no natural sounds so it sort of plays like a silent picture, which is an interesting idea since this means that you get a story that provides a context for the sex without the bad acting that usually plagues adult features. The choice of Jesse Jane for the lead role is perfect since she has a very dramatic face and can act quite expressively without having to say anything. The Sex This is a Celeste film and that means that the sex is often in slow-motion and that it has somewhat of a ritualistic feel to it. Although there is some bondage and some hints that (storywise) the sex might not always be consensual, things never get rough and compared to the Story of O, it is actually rather light-hearted.
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Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by Walter
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Squirt For Me POV #4 Distributor: Devils Films Production Date: 09/30/2005-10/10/2005 Director: Mario Cassini (a.k.a. Phil Yorgash) Total Run Time: 138 minutes (feature) + 4 minutes (trailers) Females: Jessica Jammer Victoria Lan Cherry Poppens Joselyn Pink Erin Moore Male: Mario Cassini (This is the same guy that did Swallow Me POV, Swallow Me POV 3, Squirt For Me POV 2, MILF POV, MILF POV 2, and Cocksucking Tittyfucking P.O.V. also distributed by Devils Films) Picture: Excellent (As good as one can reasonably expect, considering that it is not shot in a big studio). Sound: Excellent (no music during the sex scenes) DVD Layout: Each scene is split into many subchapters. These subchapters are not numbered. The subchapters are logically placed. There is a scene menu from which you can select the scene of your choice. Overview: Devils Films fourth entry in this series is another very basic, no frills POV film.
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Release date: 8/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by picman
Starring: Renee Pornero, Audrey Hollander, Angelique Morreau, Nikki Rider, Salma de Nora
Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment
Directed by: Otto Bauer
Review brief: It would appear that Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and friends went on a barnstorming tour of Swiss sex clubs. Travelling like rockstars and putting on shows in front of live audiences. Sounds pretty cool. The other women include Renee Pornero, Nikki Rider, Salma De Nora, Livia Choice and Angelique Morreau. Renee is the only one I could pick out of a lineup and Nikki is the only other one I've ever heard of. It's a novel approach for a porn video and could generate some interesting performances. The video opens on the arrival of the sex stars to Switzerland and the bus ride to their hotel. Quick MTV cuts with musical accompaniment. The first staged appearance has Audrey playing with a dildo on a couch and some lesbian play by two of her crew on an adjacent bed. She crawls across the floor to a caged Renee Pornero. Audrey gets her ass and pussy played with through the bars. She and Renee are both wearing long, black latex gloves and takes four fingers easily in her pussy.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by skronker
Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom.
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Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Suzy, Leslie Taylor, Lea de Mae, Vyona, Honey Winter, Nataly Brown, Jessica Day, Katy Red
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Anita Rinaldi
Review brief: Imagine, if you will, a porn flick with attractive women; good, hard sex without any rough stuff; an absence of slapping, choking, and spitting; and interesting interviews with the talent. Doesnt exist, you say? Well, I found one, and its called Never Been Touched. Okay, thats a hokey title. Not only have these girls definitely been touched, theyve done quite a bit of touching back, Id say. But, according to director Anita Rinaldi, all five girls are making their porn debut. This being a European production, all the girls use first names only. And there is certain amount of subtitling during the brief interviews before each scene. But once the action starts, the sex is solid and worth watching. The newbies include (in order): Honey, a Hungarian blonde; Natalia, a brunette from the Ukraine; Ili, a Hungarian brunette; Evi, also a brown-haired Hungarian; and Suzy, a blonde from Budapest. Natalia does the only anal and takes a facial, as does Ili. The rest of the scenes end with money shots south of the face. The girls are all attractive with nice to excellent bodies.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by sloth
Starring: Frank Gun, Tony T., Alberto Rey, Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Pascal St. James, Katin, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Teagan Presley, Luigina Nike, Scott Nails
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Sal Genoa
Review brief: Teenage Anal Princess reviewed by Sloth About me To understand better my reviews , I suggest to read The way I see it NOW first The reason why I bought this disc Teagan. Before she got fake boobs. And I discovered Katin, which became an instant favorite of mine. General Impression Fucking outstanding. Hard anal sex, all teens, DPs, throat fucking, A2Ms...you name it. The Anal Princess theme is arousing (with every babe wearing a crown), and at the end of every scene the ravaged girl (with cum on her face) sums up her scene ("I just got fucked in the ass, DPed, and I swallowed it all" or something like it)...nice! Screenshots for this Review (.zip file) Instructions for downloading HERE Katin fucked by 2 guys One of my favorites american babes: completely wild, extremely sexy and sultry as hell, great boobs and a beautiful face. And she does it all here: deep throat, DPs, skull fucking, face slapping, one guy even spits in her face.
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Release date: 10/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by vodka tonic
Starring: Brooke, Nick Manning, Mercedez, Dani Woodward, Nick Jacobs, Justin Magnum, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director : Paul ThomasVideography : Ralph Parfait / Victoria WoodhillCast : Mercedez, Nicki Hunter, Brooke, Dani Woodward, Nick Manning, Justin Magnum, Nick JacobsRunning time : 88 minsDVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, photo galleries, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, trailers, sex ads, weblinkTrailers : The New Devil in Ms Jones, Extreme Close-Up : Lexie, One Way Out, Groupie5 Bonus Clips :Mercedez & Mario Rossi in Last Girl StandingMercedez & Evan Stone in Poke HerMercedez & Jean Valjean in VIP 54Cherry Mirage & Mr Marcus in Watcher 8Dayton, Taylor StClair & Dale DaBone in Bad ThoughtsBehind-The-Scenes : Shylar Cobi looks either drunk or high, Nicki says shes reputed to have a very comfortable pussy, which Justin agrees with, and Mercedez explains shes not the kind of girl whos comfortable with hard sex and that she needs to reach a comfort zone with her male partners.The Pitch : In Kumshottie, Texas, two brothers with aspiring music ambitions try to trick Country idol Vito Coccabella into helping them put one foot in the industry, most notably by luring the cocky air
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Release date: 10/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Jordan, Morgan, Martina, Tori, Neeo, Bibi Fox, Cage, Michael V., Brooke Summer
Studio: Score
Review brief: Teen XXX Amateurs #5 is the latest from the Score Group that continues to score high in my book. They employ a simple premise - get attractive new faces and let them suck and fuck without screwing up the whole thing with stupid dialogue or abusive sex. The girls are treated like human beings who simply enjoy sex, not crack whores who can be dominated and demeaned. The girls are attired like real teens - braids, pigtails, knee sox, and schoolgirl uniforms. Unfortunately, most keep on at least part of their outfits throughout the entire action. Id rather see them completely naked by the second position change, but that is a small complaint. The sex may not be volcano hot, but it sizzles in many cases. When the girls arent fake moaning, they appear to actually be enjoying themselves. The male talent (uncredited, another minor issue with me) doesnt try to steal the thunder; they generally behave themselves and just fuck the girls hard.
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