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DPConnoisseur has reviewed 4 adult movies .

DPConnoisseur's Movie Reviews (4)

Boxcover for Manhammer 7
Manhammer 7

Release date: 9/27/2007
Reviewed on: 12/7/2007

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Chris Charming, Marie Luv, Patricia Petite, Jean-Claude Batiste, Marco Banderas, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Jimmy Scaffnetti

Review brief: Strangely advertised dvd, the box says 3 DP's and 3 Lex First Timers. As you can see from below Lex was in only 2 scenes and there were no DPs in this movie unless you count 1-mouth and 1-pussy/ass as a DP. The girls looked hot and the scenes were well shot. Too bad the boxcover was misleading or lets just say stretching the truth. Now I can see why Lex movies rarely have trailers that you can preview before buying the movies.
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Boxcover for Hardcore D.P.
Hardcore D.P.

Release date: 4/19/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Tony T., Michael Stefano, Sandra Romain, Leah Luv, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Haley Scott, Luscious Lopez
Directed by: Martin Del Toro

Review brief: Title: Hardcore DP Cast: Sandra Romain Haley Scott Kelly Wells Leah Luv Luscious Lopez Intro: The way this title starts is very similar to the Rock Hard series from Vertigo where the girls are interviewed while the camera man jams his fingers down their throat which makes for an interview where you cannot understand what the stars are saying. I guess Martin Del Toro liked his previous formula and just changed the movies title. After about 2 scenes of this I hit the fast forward button. Scene 1: Haley Scott Scene starts with an interview with the camera man jamming his fingers deep down her throat so that you can hardly comprehend what she is saying. She barely manages to reveal that she doesn't not have a boyfriend or girlfriend but is married to Delilah Strong. As soon as the interview ends she begins giving BJs to to 2 swordsmen which is very energetic including a lot deep throating and occasional gag.
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Boxcover for Mope Squad
Mope Squad

Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 3/25/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media

Starring: Kyle Stone, Naomi, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Haley Scott, Marquetta Jewel, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Mysti May
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: What I Liked All girls in this movie are attractive. Every scene the girls performance are intense and vocal. This is the first movie that I've seen where the women talk down to the men and keep asking then to pound them harder. No plot but theme seems to be Mope Squad can't handle real porn women. (1) Mysti May - playfulness, missionary (piledriver and anal) (4.5 out of 5) (2) Marquetta  Jewel - intense CG riding while giving BJ and facial (4 out of 5) (3) Gianna - forcefulness constantly asking for more pounding and CG camera angle (3.5 out of 5) (4) Naomi - All of it, incredible body, face and hair. This is the first time I've seen her get DP'd and it was good. Both men where moving during the DP the only flaw was that she never went balls deep. I guess I'll have to wait for her to get DP'd by the specialist DP companies like Red Light District, PlatinumX, Anabolic or Diabolic. Anal (missionary, doggie, CG, RCG and Creampie), DP (CG and RCG) and facial.
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Boxcover for History Of Porn, A
History Of Porn, A

Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), August, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Jack Lawrence, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Brooke Haven, Candy Manson
Directed by: Jerome Tanner

Review brief: Title: History of Porn Cast: August, Brooke Haven, Candy Manson, Eva Angelina and Flower Tucci Scene 1: Brooke Haven Scene starts with Brooke sleeping with her husband and awaken by a nightmare. She jumps out of her bed to go to work. She works as a waitress and her restaurants gets robbed by 2 gunmen. As they instruct her to dump the cash register drawer in their bag and collect all the customers money she notices one of the robbers pants zipper open and begins to give him a BJ. The other robber joins for a dual BJ. She is carried over to a table for some pussy eating then they take turns in missionary. Next she does some hard-core anal in RCG. Finally the reason I rented the movie she does a DP in RCG but it is too short and a disappointment. The guys both cum on her breast and as they celebrate she grabs their guns and the scene ends with customers clapping. (3 of 5) Scene 2: Eva Angelina Flower is grooming a male porn stars package and Eva enters.
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