gonzoguy's Jules Jordan Video Movie Reviews with Trailers (23)
Release date: 12/4/2013
Reviewed on: 1/3/2014
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Billy Banks, L.T., Prince Yahshua, Hooks, Prodigy X, Jason Brown, Mellanie Monroe, Chanel Preston, Riley Reid, Maddy O'Reilly, Mischa Brooks, Chris Cock
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: The latest in a stellar series, with some of the loveliest of lovelies wearing creamy masks at the end of each scene.
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Release date: 3/25/2013
Reviewed on: 4/14/2013
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Lisa Ann, Jules Jordan, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kris Slater, Ashley Fires, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Will Powers, Mike Hash, Eric John, Chris Strokes, Jada Stevens, Bill Bailey, Vicki Chase, Chad Alva, Riley Reid, Kendra Lust
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: For newbies to this title line, it's all about swallowing, not facials, not fucking. Each segment features one woman and four to five guys. They take turns having the lady work their wood, then they all rally round the baby bird to deposit their worms. The heat -- such as there is -- comes in the "how" of it all.
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Release date: 3/27/2013
Reviewed on: 4/8/2013
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Lea Lexis, Tara Lynn Foxx, Chad Alva, Veruca James, Gigi Loren, Abby Cross, Ike Diezel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces.
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Release date: 3/20/2013
Reviewed on: 4/2/2013
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Lefty Larue, Prince Yahshua, Broc Adams, Jayden Jaymes, Hooks, Prodigy X, D. Snoop, Jason Brown, Jada Stevens, Veronica Avluv, Sheena Shaw, Anikka Albrite
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: This is a nice return to form for Chris Streams, but it's going to be hard to beat The Brother Load 2, for my money the gold-standard in this series. Still, this comes close. Five fine fillies (vs. 6 in the earlier edition), and lots of mess.
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Release date: 3/26/2012
Reviewed on: 4/30/2012
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dick James, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow, Adrianna Luna, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic.
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Release date: 2/15/2012
Reviewed on: 4/2/2012
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Lefty Larue, Tory Lane, Prince Yahshua, Nathan Threat, Broc Adams, Jenna Presley, Julius Ceazher, Maya Hills, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jason Brown, Kristina Rose, Ray Black, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: What a disappointment, given my earlier appreciation for the series and its concept -- beautiful women, getting plastered with creamy loads from dark dick. This one features half the loads, and half the heat, given the tendency for many of the featured ladies to talk way too much.
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Release date: 5/26/2011
Reviewed on: 6/25/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dana DeArmond, Liza Del Sierra, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Lizz Tayler, Chad Alva
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless.
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Release date: 6/17/2010
Reviewed on: 7/24/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Nick East, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Tiffany Mynx, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Rayveness, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Roxy Jezel, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, James Deen, Jason Horne, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Tim Von Swine, Ace, Rebeca Linares, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Gorgus Drae, Joey Lawford, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Manuel Labor, Faceblaster, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Mark Furious, Wade Hardman, Bobbi Starr, Hooks, Prodigy X, Rick Kane
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: You've seen this before, or should have. If you missed each of the source DVDs, then this comp will catch you up on some major blow bang action.
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Release date: 5/20/2010
Reviewed on: 5/29/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all.
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Release date: 3/25/2010
Reviewed on: 4/15/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Julia Ann, Mr. Marcus, Marc Anthony, Yuri, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Eva Angelina, Falcon X, McKenzie Lee, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Jax, Nat Turnher, Nicole Gaucha, Bobbi Starr, Cinthia Santos
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: For fans of messy facials, hot women, big dicks going anywhere and everywhere, this is a great video. What's not to like? Bobbi Starr finishes it off by taking 10 loads from the bruthuhs. Oddly, honors for the messiest mugg probably go to McKenzie Lee and Nicole Gaucha. Get this, now, and we'll see you in a couple of months, after you've drained yourself into a nuthin'. I'm giving this a 5, which is reflective of the fact that I haven't seen better in a long, long time.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Mike John, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Cassandra Calogera, Andy San Dimas, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Since I'm not such a huge fan of swallowing (except in my private life), I'm rating this higher than I would for myself, because I know there are guys out there who crave the big swallow load scenes, and this release delivers. Plus which, it deserves props for serving up some of the best titties in the biz. And I am a boob man.
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Release date: 12/21/2009
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Jessica Moore, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Vanessa Leon, Sierra Skye, Piper Brady, Delilah Darling
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Why do we watch porn? Because we think it might provide us some ... well, some "jerkoff material." Which is why I watched "Jerkoff Material #4," first because it's porn, second because it's produced by people known for turning out some hot stuff, and third because it figured (with a name like that) to provide some jerkoff material. So much for modern math.
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Release date: 3/1/2010
Reviewed on: 4/3/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Vivien, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Linda, Rita Faltoyano, Esmeralda, Csoky Ice, Suzan Wenera, Mugur, Vinnie, Linda Brown
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: After awhile, I lose the ability to rate some of this stuff. The audio and video quality are top rate, the sets are nice, even the women have a polished quality to their MILFness. But it's a chill drill, which is no thrill.
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Release date: 11/2/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Marcel, James Brossman, Linda, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Ricardo Bell, Wein Lewis, Csoky Ice, Candy Cat, Anabel, Vito Corleone, Mugur, Pink Pussy, Helena Sweet, Rudy Strong, Mr. Clark, Kitty Brown, Reinhardt, Madaline, Petra Pearl, Jessica Brooks
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: The chill is on, and the thrill is gone. Euro cocksmen paint Euro sluts after wooden, formulaic mini-bangs.
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Release date: 10/13/2009
Reviewed on: 11/25/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop?
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 10/23/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Claudia Bella, Valentina Velasquez, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Lauro Giotto, Cony Ferrara, Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel, Csoky Ice, Jennifer Love, Mugur, Raul Cristian, July, Bobi, Totti, Reinhardt, Martin Schneider, Viktoria Diamond
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Hot Euro sluts take on groups of four to seven buffed-out Euro studs, doing the blow bang thang until the guys spackle the ladies' faces. If you like gooey mug shots, this delivers.
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Release date: 8/24/2009
Reviewed on: 9/11/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Lee Bang, Kaci Starr, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Amy Starz, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies.
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Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Rico Strong, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, Kiera King
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: This is a star vehicle, with the star residing just south of Rico's beltline. DeVoe assembles a top-notch lineup of anal appetites to take Rico on. Who destroys who is the question.
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 6/20/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Brittney Skye, Jamie Brooks, Nautica Thorn, Nadia Styles, Sunny Lane, Andi Anderson, Madison Ivy, Allyssa Hall
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: The latest in a long line of suck-and-swallow vignette discs, FF10 delivers copious loads and full cum-guts, engaging some of the loveliest ladies in porn. That said, it's pretty formulaic stuff, and not all the performers bring the same degree of heat to the meat.
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Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/6/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Marie Luv, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Hannah West, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Not to sound too cynical, but this is basically another anal movie. Mike John produces some great video, but this didn't break any new ground (no pun intended). Pretty ladies, lots of anal activity, but you may feel, as I did, that it's all been said and done before.
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Release date: 6/17/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Anthony Hardwood, Lisa Sparkle, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice, Mugur, Regina Moon, Baby Silver, Reinhardt, Black Angelika, Alien, Antynia Rouge
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Euro whore meet Euro studs for Euro blow-banging with audible Euro direction leading up to Euro facials. Messy facials, usually the result of five Euro-pops. But, as in all things facial, not every facial is equal. That's where we reviewer types come in -- to help you determine how good and whether or not they're worth chasing down.
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Release date: 9/8/2008
Reviewed on: 11/3/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material.
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