Brother Load 5, The (Jules Jordan) Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  1/3/2014

This disc continueds the Chris Streams series that has delivered copious quantities of gravy to the mugs of lots of top-tier fair-skinned lovelies over the years. This one doesn't disappoint, although individual viewers might quibble with the selected targets of all that DAP. Each scene is fairly formulaic -- we meet the lovely, learn that she's going to take on a bunch of black sausage and wear their extrusions, and then jumps into (usually) a one on one scene that is followed by a gang of five or six showing up to add extra sauce on the side(s) of her face. The only break from that is the Chanel Preston scene, which starts with a 2-on-1. So, blow by blow, here we go:

Mellanie Monroe -- Very MILFy blonde mama, sporting a nice, full ass, lush lips and augmented titties, she settles in for a standard sesh with Lex. Her oral efforts pale next to some, simply working over the head (no throat depth here). Done dickin', she pivots from Lex's doggy dick to take first pop, then vid cuts away to resume with first of several add-on pops. First couple grace her chin, then fourth drops thick globs on left cheek, fifth is watery thing on right cheek. She pushes goo out of mouth with tongue, clearly avoiding any swallow. Sixth comes in wildly from her left, splashing splooge all over the place, eventually getting some on her cheek. He's wearing socks with tennies. Classy.

Mischa Brooks - She crawls around the floor, then settles down to some knob slobberin. Much more accepting tonsils than Ms. Monroe. Down on her knees, she tries to take him deep, then lies back while he snacks her clam. He licks her pussy some more, fingers her ass, then stuffs his dick in there. He goes ass to mouth, flips her around and dives back into her ass. She also rides his dick in reverse cowgirl, first in her pussy, then her ass. Then it's back to her throat, working him over good. Happy girl makin pappy happy. She hops back up into cowgirl, squats over him and takes his dick back into her ass. first two, cuts to two bones on either side of her, first one pops but guy on left isn't ready, so we cut to another on her right for fourth pop, then a fifth again from her right and it messes up her chin, lips and tongue, and finally the dick on her left erupts to apply ranch dressing to her. She mugs the camera, goo hanging off her right cheek.

Riley Reid - Looking perky upstairs and bushy below, she works a big dick from all the angles before she pivots around from rear-entry to drain that long dong. Then we cut to another jerking onto her nose, and a quick cut to two more coming at her from either side, one leaving a nice smear on her nose. We get a break while she talks to the off-screen dick being jerked up while one guy squats behind her and plays with her pussy while he jerks his wood. Finally, a dick comes around from behhind and pastes her and one comes in from the front and adds to the mess. She giggles wearing a glob of goo above her left eye, slowly dangling toward her eye but then left hanging by a cutaway.

Maddy O'Reilly -- In what is billed as her first IR, she goes solo and then takes some spitting (huh?) from her fuck-buddy, then she fists her own mouth before he tongues her ass, fingers her pussy, jumps back into her doggy and drives away. She hops on board cowgirl, ass cheeks a little dimply as she bounces away. She spins around to take a splattery squirt, then asks for more, and here they come, up the stairs, five bruthuhs in briefs. Lots of waiting and jump cuts to the second load, then the third dribbling onto her forehead and stringing across her nose. The fourth takes awhile to arrive and emerges thick as Elmer's onto her forehead, augmented by the fifth copious load from her left, and lastly, an invitation to load it into her eye. She captures a dangling goober on her upper lip. Totally nasty. After cutaway, we come back to her scraping her face and eating it, including sucking some goo off her false eyelashes.

Chanel Preston -- Before the loads arrive, she takes LT and Wesley Pipes in the first round, pussy and ass. Of all the performers in this film, she alone sees like she's totally enjoying every inch and minute of it, bone down her throat, huge bone up her ass. It's a beautiful thing, watching all that darkness just keep sliding into her. She takes a nice DP, going ass to mouth in middle, then jumps off to take a veritable geyser from above that showers her face ("God damn," she moans. Biggest load of the disc). The second contributor comes in and eventually calls up a spouting horn. More ends up on his hand than on her face, but she's still looking glazed. "I wanna be dripping wet with cum," she says. It takes awhile to arrive, rich, goopy streamers pasting the right side of her face, and a dangler that she lunges for. A fourth comes right at her, dribbling gobs into her mouth, and we cut to a fifth pushing out puss onto her cheek, and a sixth splashing in from her left, and a seventh offering more mouth butter. "Do I look beautiful ... stunning?" she asks. Uh, yes, Nice chin dangle to end the disc. Chris definitely saved the best for last on this one. Chanel, you are amazing.