cv's Movie Reviews with Trailers (17)
Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/28/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron has two film lines that focus on cum fetishes. Baker's Dozen is a fine bukkake line where the girl takes a bunch of loads on her face. This series, A Good Source of Iron focuses on girls drinking massive amounts of cum. Rather than cover the play-by-play action (which has been competently done by other online reviewers), I'll provide more general comments about the various performers. As this is a blowbang series, the actresses don't have sex with everyone. Jamie Huxley If you don't like Jamie Huxley, well, you're watching the wrong movie since she owns this one. She has a down-to-earth girl-next-door look that I find really appealing although the girl next door didn't suck my cock as well as Jamie does. The more I see it, the more I'm convinced that Jamie's ass is major league material. Courtney Simpson Even if she were a dead fuck (and she's not), Courtney Simpson personifies one of my longtime fantasy girls: the ultra-slutty cheerleader.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: This is the fourth episode of Brandon's bukkake line; since the play-by-play action has been amply covered (haha, pun intended) by other reviewers, I'm mostly going to comment on the individual starlets, their roles and the series' evolution. Being a Baker's Dozen Lead: Hillary Scott Holy crap, just looking at the box cover, it's easy to understand why some people consider Hillary an "IT Girl" candidate. She's young, blonde, and enthusiastic, perhaps almost too enthusiastic. Like many recent actresses, she exhibits a lot of self-gagging. I can dig it only to a point, and then it becomes a turnoff. Everyone has their own limits, but for me, she crosses the line a little too often. As a girl who seems to enough some rough action, her makeup is quickly destroyed, again another turnoff for me.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Kirsty, Renato, Mick Blue, Ronita, Lorenzo, Jane Darling, Maya Gold, Lauro Giotto, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Csoky Ice, Niki Belluci
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Swimming has always been one of my favorite sports as a participant. It's also a particularly enjoyable spectator sport: it's just a race, but one where the female athletes are in swimsuits (yes, I also enjoy watching beach volleyball!). Athletic babes, swimsuits, water: sounds like a great idea for a Private feature. Here Private director Kovi points his camera at the pool (or maybe the locker room) in this 99 minute feature film starring a nice stable of Czech and Hungarian babes. Looking at the box cover art, it looks like these girls don't hold back going after the gold! Scene 1 - Lucy Love and Eurostud Little Niki Belucci is Victoria, a swimmer aspiring to win the gold for her (unnamed) country, but she's not being accepted by her new teammates as they arrive at the training camp. The girls are distracted by a peephole in their locker room (what a surprise), but the peeping tom is soon the one getting peeped on as Lucy Love gives him a very energetic blowjob. Soon, the buff blonde stud pounds her neatly trimmed slit in a standing doggy.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005
Studio: Harmony
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Starring: Sasha, April, James, Kevin Long, Luisa de Marco, Ian Tate, Steve Hooper, Sandra De Marco, Pete LeMeat, Danielle Kelson, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Law, Taylor J. Morgan
Directed by: Tanya Hyde
Review brief: Tanya Hyde (the video nom de plume for a London fetish personality) has been making fetish movies for years: several years ago for Private and more recently for Harmony. While I've seen trailers and excerpts from Tanya's movies before, I've never watched one in its entirety. Evil Angel has picked up the distribution rights for Harmony in the United States, and Hotel Hyde is the first title to be released. My interest isn't BDSM; the discipline part doesn't do anything for me, and I don't care for pain, even if it is between consensual partners. Basically I'm hoping to enjoy some of the fashion/aesthetics of the genre, particularly the women's outfits; I happen to like the counter-culture urban chic of latex, leather, and PVC.
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Release date: 12/14/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Persia, Toni Ribas, Michael Stefano, Deja Daire, Aidon, Allie Sin, Krystal-Lynn Lovely
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: This is the third episode of Baker's Dozen, Brandon Iron's bukkake line for Platinum X Pictures. Every movie has a slightly different twist as Brandon makes variations to the formula. The core is scorching hot one-on-one sex followed by a ball-draining blizzard of facials provided by a supporting cast of dicks. Some of the previous variations have been a bit distracting for me, so it'll be interesting to see where the three scenes here go, especially because I'm not familiar with any of the actresses. Persia, Michael Stefano, 14 guys, plus cleanup girl Aidon Michael Stefano is fondling 21-year-old chocolate delight Persia from Las Vegas; he enjoys slapping her generously-sized booty while she energetically strokes his cock. She doesn't appear to have any tattoos, but she does sport a small nose piercing. Michael's fingers quickly find themselves into her anus, so I think it's safe to assume that we'll be seeing his big dick in her ass in the not-too-distant future. The room is pretty plain with a purple couch (where all the ensuing action takes place).
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Release date: 9/27/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Julian, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Taylor Rain, Julie Night, Missy Monroe, Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Taylor Kross, Trista Post
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen is Brandon Iron's line of bukkake-style facial cumshots. In the initial episode, a solid core of hot one-on-one sex is garnished with a river of semen flowing from a cast of mostly faceless guys. What dangerously risks turning into a dreadful Hairy Man Ass exhibition is skillfully dodged by Brandon by his concentration on the starlet. In this second episode, he has at least two chicks who I recognize as very solid hardcore performers: Taylor Rain and Missy Monroe. Just looking at the box cover back, it looks like he's added some twists to the action. There's also a cast of supporting actresses, and I'm curious to see how he works them into the movie. Grab a zinc lozenge and let's see how well Brandon delivers! Trista Post and 13 guys We're at the same location where Sophia took on Mandingo in Baker's Dozen 1. Trista has a cute neighborhood chick look, the kind of girl who'd look at a second time at the mall or grocery store.
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Release date: 4/10/2004
Reviewed on: 7/26/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Adriana, Jessica Fiorentino, Monica Sweetheart, Angel Long, Mark Sloan, Sandy Style, Ian Tate, Steve Hooper, Jenni Loveitt, Tony De Sergio, Diana Doll
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: This is my first Private movie in a while, and my first Private Sports episode. As I understand, each Private Sports is a self-contained feature revolving around a particular sport -- in this fifth episode, director Gazzman brings us the high-adrenaline world of kite surfing. Common elements in Private features: hot, natural-looking Eurobabes, well-endowed Eurostuds, some sort of storyline, appropriate (and occasionally exotic) locations, high production values, and hot sex (especially anal). Because of Private's proven excellence in beach sex filming and the guarantee of having hot babes in bikinis, I decided to pick up this film. Oh, and the fact that Monica Sweetheart was part of the cast didn't hurt. Heh heh. Prologue Gentlemen's club owner Katja Cruz (Eileen Daly) is scheming with Tony (Tony De Sergio) to keep her best girl, Maria in her stable. It turns out that Maria has fallen in love with a kite surfer and this is impacting her professional obligations.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 7/25/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Mark Davis, Dick Nasty, Jeremy Steel, Lucky Starr, Lanny Barbie, Katin, Kami Andrews, Sarah Blake, Dillan Lauren, Makayla Cox, Kody Coxxx
Directed by: Mike Rubinstein
Review brief: Cum swapping (colloquially as known as snowballing) can be either very intimate or very nasty, depending on the situation and maybe how you see things. Even though it's pretty rare, most cum swapping in porn is between a couple of girls. Girl-to-guy cum swapping is very rare and this series addresses this particular cum fetish. It looks like director Mike Rubinstein is going for the nasty sex angle in this 138 minute movie for Devil's Film, since the boxcover proudly claims that the disc features anal pounding, gaping, and ass-to-mouth in addition to the guys enjoying a taste of their own medicine (or semen, at least). If the sex is hot, whatever cum fetish is addressed in the popshots is much less of an issue. A brief note on casting Holy crap, there are no blonde chicks on this disc! Since this isn't a brunette-themed series, the planets must be aligned or something. I'm not complaining, it's just such a rarity.
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Release date: 6/2/2004
Reviewed on: 7/25/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Madison, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Emily DaVinci, Aspen Stevens, Eve Laurence, Dillan Lauren
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: When I see the term "young" used in porn, I assume ages eighteen or nineteen for the starlets; often, they will play very innocent. In this video, maybe some are, but a couple of the starlets might be on the other side of that two-decade cutoff, so I'm wondering how appropriate this title is. In any case, Tyrone Shuz directs the sixth episode in this series; there's going to be lots of sucking and vaginal fucking throughout this two-hour feature. I picked this up primarily since I find Dillan Lauren very strokeable; let's see how the other girls stack up (and looking at the boxcover, a couple are really stacked!). Scene 1: Eve Laurence & Ben English Eve is a well-upholstered brunette sporting a bald clam which she fingers in the initial solo segment. Her massive mams are store-bought, but nonetheless are fun to titty-fuck as Ben English soon finds out (smart guy!). Much of the action is captured from below which actually looks okay here. She mounts Ben's thick cock in a well-captured reverse cowgirl for a while before getting serviced in a spoon position.
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Release date: 6/23/2004
Reviewed on: 7/18/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Darren James, Joel Lawrence, Daniella Rush, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Lea de Mae, Phoenix Ray, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Brett Rockman, Joelean, Taylor Rain, Gen Padova, Anna Belle, Nyomi Marcela, Candice Jackson, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Lani Kaluha
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Just a few short years ago, creampies (vaginal or anal internal ejaculations) were a specialty fetish genre, difficult to find in quality or quantity. Here in 2004, most of the production companies that film gonzo porn have at least one creampie line. Best of Cum Drippers is Red Light District's compilation of Vince Vouyer's finest scenes culled from the first five volumes. (Drat! That means Teagan's scene from Cum Drippers 6 is not included.) Porn doesn't mirror real life. For on-screen, a massive facial is really photogenic; an internal pop is far less dynamic. In real life, cumming inside a chick feels great (and semen is a great lube); a chick who enjoys taking a load on the face is very rare (at least in real life). And if the babe lets you pop in her ass, she probably likes you. However, variety is the spice of life, so occasionally I enjoy watching a good creampie.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Monika, Misty, Erik Everhard, Mandingo, Chris Charming, Jada Fire, Jada, Michael Stefano, Kayla Marie, Barbara Summer, George Reno, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but looking at Kayla Marie's spectacular caboose which garnishes the DVD cover, you really don't care what "they" say. Oh, look: Teagan's in this movie, too. The concept of the Bell Bottoms theme is to feature chicks in spectacularly tight bell bottom jeans encasing spectacularly awesome asses. Looks like we're going to get action from Porn Valley, California and Prague, Czech Republic. Without further ado, let's see what Brandon Iron has in store for us. Scene 1: Kayla Marie & Mandingo Nineteen-year-old Kayla Marie shows off her luscious ass while answering Brandon's questions. I like her voice too; it's a raspy sexy warble. Mandingo shows up at the ass worshipping services, and all of a sudden she's worshipping his big pole. As she removes her shoes and slides off those jeans, I'm anticipating Mandingo slid his huge cock up her tight pussy, but she goes back to sucking it. Her ass looks fantastic as she enthusiastically rides him cowgirl.
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Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Holly Hollywood, Gen Padova, Mr. Bigg, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: This is my first Biggz movie; despite his low number of movie appearances, apparently this guy is a seasoned stud, having spent some time doing, uh, other kinds of sex scenes. I don't care, as long as the onscreen chemistry and sex are hot. Certainly, other straight pornstars have dabbled with gay/lesbian cinema. The box cover bills his cock as 13" - a laughable claim. If it's consistently much more than nine inches, I'd be surprised. It's a time-honored tradition to misrepresent physical stats in porn: a tradition I wouldn't mind seeing discontinued. And yes, I'll let you know when hell freezes over. Scene 1: Eva Angelina Cover girl Eva Angelina rubs her pussy waiting for Biggz. No pesky plot or dialogue here. The cute little Latina looks so innocent with her trademark eyeglasses wearing a pink nightie, her hair in pigtails. This innocent look is an interesting juxtaposition as she expertly sucks Biggz's impressive member; he's a lanky dude with a number of tattoos which really gives him the unfortunate ex-convict look.
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Release date: 5/18/2004
Reviewed on: 6/15/2004
Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Katie Gold, Brittney Skye, Teagan Presley, Nadia Styles
Review brief: I've been enjoying the Shane's World series more and more over the years. Take a bunch of pornstars, send them somewhere fun to goof off, party and fuck their brains out and make sure to keep the tape rolling. The untapped potential of regular reality TV is realized in the uncensored adult antics of Shane's World. The premise of Surfer Girls is great: send Katie Gold, Teagan, and some other babes to Hawaii to wreak havoc on the local surfer boy population. The boxcover indicates that it's light on intercourse, the emphasis primarily on handjobs with some oral thrown in. There's also a very prominent shot of Teagan's tight teen ass. That said, c'mon gang, let's see what this is all about. Surf's up! Mainland Prologue: Teagan and "Boyfriend" Teagan's boyfriend (Tommy X, I'm guessing) is rather pissed off that she's leaving him behind to go to the Aloha State with her girlfriends. He gives her a lot of grief as she's packing her suitcase. Soon enough, he's licking her nipples and her jeans skirt is discarded revealing her white schoolgirl panties.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/25/2004
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Why am I reviewing this movie now? Well, I've never seen it before. Flashpoint was filmed in 1997 and debuted on VHS in 1998 (I think); the eagerly-anticipated DVD followed in 1999. After enjoying Loaded (featuring Jesse Jane) recently, I thought I'd give a shot at one of the most celebrated adult feature films in the last five or so years. Without a doubt, Jenna Jameson is the biggest adult film star since the late Nineties, but to be honest, I can't count myself amongst the Jenna worshippers. I don't know why this is; she's actually a decent actress and her sex scenes are usually very high caliber. Flashpoint's cast reads like a Who's Who in porn for the late Nineties. We've seen all of them in scenes after this, but watching this 6+ years after it was shot makes them look especially nice; it's like watching Faye Dunaway in Chinatown. Jenna's probably at the pinnacle of her adult career in Flashpoint. The Story Tragedy strikes as a firefighter gets killed in the line of duty.
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Release date: 3/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2004
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: As the opening credits roll on Nic Andrews's 108 min. Lethal Weapon-style blockbuster, we are treated to well-filmed shots of the L.A. skyline. We open up the movie with bad boy Cheyne Collins drag racing on a bridge against Brittney Skye. He wins, which is good for him because Brittney "doesn't fuck losers." Sex Scene #1: Brittney Skye and Cheyne Collins He takes his hot little trophy to the back of his van; while it's not an award-winning performance, it's difficult to be super negative about an attractive big-titted blonde sucking cock. She tears off her tanktop as he licks away at her pussy; they move to spoon and he pounds away at her shaved slit. It's true "feature sex" as the soundtrack drowns out actual sex sounds. Cheyne pounds away briefly in doggie position before launching his load on her ass/lower back. Non-Sex Action The movie's true stars are the duo of bad cop Roth (Barrett Blade) and good cop Simms (Eric Masterson). That's right, Blade is nut job Riggs and Masterson is straight arrow Murtaugh.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: It's great to cap off a fabulous fuck with a massive, ball-draining load, preferably resulting in a monster facial. I always feel gypped if a scorching sex session finishes with a dick dribble whimper -- so much for the concept of climax. With bukkake, you get jaw-dropping frostings at the expense of watching a bunch of guys jack off for an interminable amount of time. Gangbangs have great sex, but with such a mind boggling number of cocks rotating through her open holes, it's difficult for a girl to give her best performance. The Baker's Dozen concept: great one-on-one sex with redhot ass fucking followed by a massive facial plastering. Sounds pretty solid, but let's see if Brandon Iron can execute properly. Scene 1: Alicia Rhodes, Manuel Ferrara & 17 BJ guys In an amusing homage to the porn colloquialism of referring to monster facials as looking like a "glazed doughnut", Manuel is delivering doughnuts to lucky Alicia who makes some corny comments about extra nuts and cream.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/18/2004
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Tony T., Sergio, Joel Lawrence, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Joey Ray, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mick Blue, Brian Heston, Ashley Long, Andrew Rivera, Hamilton Steele, Joe Monti, Kurt Lockwood, Dick Delaware, Kris Slater, Ariana Jollee, Dirty Harry, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Andrew Andretti, Kevin M., Biff Richards
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: I've watched Anabolic's Gangbang Girl series since the very beginning (albeit not every single episode) and I have high expectations for the latest episode of what I consider to be the best gangbang series. Go into "Audio Set Up" in the main menu and turn off the music soundtrack before playing the movie. Brilliant! I wish this option was available on most discs (well, at least the gonzo, wall-to-wall, gangbang type movies); Anabolic includes this functionality in many recent releases. -o-o-o- Box cover girl Ariana Jollee is celebrating her 21st birthday by getting banged by 21 guys (okay, maybe a few more); they pop out of a birthday cake and before the opening credits finish rolling, she's on her knees enthusiastically sucking cock. After ten minutes of getting their poles licked, the guys start pounding her shaved pussy before she switches to reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl. She then gets the desire to lick some HMA (Hairy Man Ass) eventually during DPP and DP.
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